Posts by tyciol

Larry

Interesting dramaz man

Leyden is awesome

I am glad reporters cover this monumental shot for free speech.

Wow

This is just... wow. I've been thinking the commonwealths are all equally bad off in regards to this but Australia just pulled out WAY in front. Sorry Mr. Dundee =(

I wonder, is this a conspiracy by the food industry and the plastic surgery industry? After all, to do as little as possible to encourage pedophilia, we should have breasts as LARGE as possible. Thus, everyone should eat as much as possible. Fat is stored in the breasts and overeating will make them very large and not look like a child's.

But that's not enough, we should accentuate this with implants (silicone is popular I hear) to supplement, because sometimes people have high metabolisms which burn off that fat. But I don't care how much you exercise, you won't be metabolizing that silicone!

I also suggest we outlaw male pornography. Males do not have breasts, therefore their lack of mammarial adipose will remind viewers of a child, and this is a risk we can't take! Men should need to inflate their chests through consuming extra food (I believe 'man boobs' abbr 'moobs' is the term for this) as well as consider getting breast implants as some transgendereds do during a sex change.

Another issue which was not addressed, but which should be: body hair. A lot of porno actors like to shave hair in various places around their body. This should be outlawed! We can't have them reminding us of children! Even trimming it shouldn't be acceptable. For those actors and actresses who do not naturally grow much hair, they should need to experiment with trichological pharmacology to accelerate their hair growth.

Furthermore, these hairless flatchested adults are not only a problem in the adult film industry. After all, pornography is NOT the only thing which arouses people. Good-looking people in the media in general tend to arouse people, so therefore we should also ban people without boobs or body hair from appearing in pictures or videos as well. In fact, we really should limit their ability to appear in public altogether, like serving in any sort of occupation that involves leaving the house.

I also suggest we outlaw chemotherapy. Chemotherapy can cause hair to fall out. If an adult undergoes chemotherapy then they might be confused with an infant, and if we convey that cancer patients still may possess some kind of sexuality, it might turn the population into nepiophiles who think it's AWWRIGHT to go do some cradle-robbin'.