* Posts by CatNinja

15 posts • joined 1 Feb 2010

Germans completely humourless: Official

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German counterpart

I worked for an American company that sent out a compulsory questionaire to all it's sites which had as one of it's points that you would not consume alcohol on site. The German office proptly responded with a "Not on your life, we need it to get through the bloody paperwork."

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Tesco pricing cock-up provokes beer stampede

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Self Service tills

Self service tills require authorisation to sell the alcohol so they could adjust it when they do that.

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Terrorists stamp on Indy's Kate Middleton jelly bean

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Happy

Read the URL

I think he was commenting on the wonderful Reg URL.

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German prangs dad's £275k supercar

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Err you are assuming he knew

Perhaps boy was trying to impress girl and "borrowed" the car without Dad's say so.

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Black helicopters circle 'Welsh Roswell'

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FAIL

Did you read the article?

"that the official file into the matter, declassified earlier this month"

They are reporting on the declassification of the report not the actual event.

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ET voted fave family film fodder

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Heart

Why all the angst....

It is a survey and so was probably skewed to get the desired results.

These top 100 surveys are rubbish anyway because it assumes that everyone enjoys the same thing. I very really find many in the top 10 that I think are deserving (except the Guiness ad).

Now everyone take a deep breathe and realise that this survey in no way is a reflection on you and then have a lie down.

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Papal crackdown on bare-kneed tourists sparks hypocrisy claims

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Re: News?

I think you meant wear .... but I agree with the sentiment, if you go to another country you should repect the local laws.

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Emmerdale shoves jam rags in innocent kiddies' faces

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Unhappy

I did mention it earlier but ....

they deleted the post :o(

I thought that he subtly of that plus the medical cream was appropriate.

Especially with everyone getting their nickers in a twist over a realtively inoffensive term.

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Lindsay Lohan goes down for 90 days

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Flame

Can you explain why you clicked on the link ....

... and then waste more time complaining to a load of people who will tell you, you are a moron.

Bootnotes have never required even a tenuous IT link and that is its point.

Obviously if you like people questioning your cognitive ability then go ahead and do this as often as possible as there are more than enough of us who understand the principle of having a bit of a laugh to point out you ignorance every time you decide to display it.

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Oscars can Sacha Baron Cohen Avatar skit

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Well if it is in the Daily Mail...

..it must be true as we all know that it is the perfect paragon of virtue.

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PR outfit trumpets NHS deaths 'crisis management'

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Yes Minister

Had the classic episode about the hospital with no patients as they would damage the stats.

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MTV Mexico pulls South Park episode

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Lack of freedom of speech south of the border

If you want an IT angle please get out of Odds & Sods.

Honestly what is up with you? Do you feel some need to share your lack of comprehension with everybody? Does showing yourself up in some way make you feel better about yourself?

Come back when you understand the meaning of humour.

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Vodafone Twitterer takes aim at some beaver

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Joke

Of couse they may have been...

...refering to homosapiens and had decided to go wildlife spotting instead.

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Woman sues rail line for 'exploding' toilet

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FAIL

This is a title

You Sir are a tit.

Get out of Bootnotes and leave it for people with a sence of humour.

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