* Posts by A Non e-mouse

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Microsoft adds useful feature to PowerPoint. Seriously

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Re: Still

"I see you've written your script on these slides. Shall I convert these slides into a Word document?"

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Juno's 1,300-pic Jupiter vid

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Re: That video would be so boring without the music

I'd kinda hoped it might have closed in a bit further.

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Microsoft to rip up P2P Skype, killing native Mac, Linux apps

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Redmond decides you'll sound better snooping will be easier for the NSA if Skype runs in the cloud in America.

FTFY

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BT internet outage was our fault, says Equinix

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A BT spokeswoman said the power issue affected around 10 per cent of internet usage - meaning one-in-ten attempts to connect to the website they want to go to may fail.

Well that's one way to read it. Another, is to that the 10 percent of Internet sites were unavailable (From BT's network) during the outage.

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Re: Just this morning?

Looks like the universal IT cure-all of turning it off and back on again has once again fixed the fault.

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Really Scary Telecoms Stuff? Nah – telephony's just an app

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Re: @Ragarth

That assumes the cloud provider does not go down. If they do you are really stuffed.

Absolutely correct. But the same applies to on-prem kit too: If the PSU in your PABX goes bang, you're stuffed until a replacement/fix arrives.

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@Ragarth

It depends on the solution ;-)

For some, you're stuffed.

For others, you can get local devices which can support a basic level of working if the hosted/cloud data center becomes unavailable.

Remember, that if you're running business critical services in the cloud, you probably want to have two diverse ISP connections to the Internet.

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Reliability

..single ISDN links because failures were generally in the PBX, not the line

Really?!? I've been in the telecoms/IT world for 20+ years, and the BT ISDN lines have always been the most unreliable part of a phone system.

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WhatsApp gets another Brazilian whack as magistrate blocks it again

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Re: I love how

If WhatsApp genuinely are not able to hand over messages (Either because they don't have them or can't decrypt them) then the government and courts are wasting their time. Unless, of course, the government & courts believe WhatsApp are lying....

(An alternative thought is that the government want WhatsApp to add back-doors to enable them to get at the clear-text messages)

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MPs tell BT: Lay more fibre or face split with Openreach

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@Steve Davies 3 - Re: Get the facts right

[Openreach] do have the rest of the Telephone network to maintain and upgrade.

Er, no, they don't. Openreach are only responsible for the cabling from the exchange to the customer. The exchange equipment (Phone, data, broadband, etc) is the responsibility of someone else.

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Reader needs Aircon help

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WTF?

Yellow Pages

Am I missing something vital, but why not contact a local air-con company? Is PG so far off the beaten track that there are no local suppliers?

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Size isn't everything...

One key piece of information you're missing is the power consumption of all the equipment in the room.

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New Mars rover is GO for 2020 says NASA

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Re: Obviously the first sounds will be...

Surely that's a Mars shattering kaboom...?

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Student Loans Company burns £50 million in IT project superfail

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@Dan 55

So if there's not enough profit in it for the banks, why don't the government pay the banks to run the scheme? Surely that must be cheaper than the government doing it - and making a mess of it.

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Revolutionary Brit-made SABRE hybrid rocket engine to burn in 2020

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Re: Meanwhile NASA prepares its Apollo v1.1 ...

I suspect it's more that NASA needs less involvement from politicians telling it what to do.

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Dying satellite sends boffins one last surprise before disappearing

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@JeffyPoooh Re: "Errors caused Hitomi to spin wildly..."

Sounds like an abstract for an El Reg article there....

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PAC slams UK.gov for lack of evidence-based science investments

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Evidence Based

Since when has government policy been based on evidence? Policy is decided by either the "old boys" network or money (i.e. party donations, bribes, etc) Logic, Reason & Evidence have nothing to do with it.

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This local council paid HOW MUCH for an SD card?!

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I bet this happens when an engineer is out on a job, needs something and their only option is PC World or Maplins.

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Parliament takes axe to 2nd EU referendum petition

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I read on the BBC website that this particular petition doesn't stand a chance of going anywhere, as it is, in effect, asking for retrospective legislation.

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Vendors suspend tech orders as Brexit slaps Brit pound

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I've had one reseller rescind all their quotes today due to the currency markets. I'm expecting another to say the same in the next hour or so too.

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Judge slams BT for blaming engineer after 7 metre ceiling plunge

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Re: Very weird

I agree. Whenever I've had BT engineers turn up, they're always very strict about adhering to H&S rules.

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Google snubs 'dark money' questions at AGM. Shareholder power? Yeah, right

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Power corrupts...

..Absolute power absolutely corrupts.

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TalkTalk says 8-month app outage lasting 'bit longer than we hoped'

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@Fatman Re: I always encourage...

An off the top of the head guess is that TT equipment at CO side of things dates back to the last century, thus the shitty performance.

The exchange equipment isn't run by TalkTalk retail, but by TalkTalk wholesale. In my exchange, the TalkTak wholesale equipment is much better than BT's. Fortunately, being with A&A, I get the benefits of the higher speed without dealing with TalkTalk retail.

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Oooooklahoma! Where the cops can stop and empty your bank cards – on just a hunch

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Jon Oliver had an excellent item on this a while ago.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kEpZWGgJks

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Bloke flogs $40 B&W printer on Craigslist, gets $12,000 legal bill

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Re: "Vexatious Litigant"

According to Wikipedia, few American states have Vexatious Litigant laws.

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Mark Zuckerberg's Twitter and Pinterest password was 'dadada'

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Re: Must be...

Or a Police fan. I wonder if his Facebook password is "DoDoDo"....

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Universe's shock rapidly expanding waistline may squash Einstein flat

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Newtown, Einstein, and...?

Newtown was consider right until things started moving at speeds closer to c. What we discovered, wasn't that Newtown was wrong, just that his theory didn't work at a certain scale.

It could be that we're reaching something similar with general relativity. It's not that it's wrong, just that it needs adjustment at certain scales.

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SELECT features FROM bumf... What's new in MS SQL Server 2016

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Re: Umm...

The other issue is what MS forces you to buy. Under our license deal with MS, you have to buy a certain number of core licenses, even if you want fewer.

What MS gives with one hand, it takes with the other.

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That sinking feeling: Itanic spat's back as HPE Oracle trial resumes

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This was also the time when Intel were saying that there wouldn't be a 64-bit version of the x86 processor architecture as the Itanic would be Intel's 64-bit roadmap.

That lasted until Intel saw AMD stealing a lead with their Athlon 64 processors....

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P0rnHub revamps bug bounty, back pays cash, hires staff, after criticism

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PR Contact

And how long did El Reg spend looking for PR contact details on the site...?

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90 days of Android sales almost beat 9 months' worth for all flavours of Win 10

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Re: It's dead

Dead as Norwegian Blue parrot?

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G4S call centre staff made 'test' 999 calls to hit performance targets

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Re: Targets Vs Cost

Also, the late running targets are only measured at the terminating station, not any intermediate station, so you can be as late as you want everywhere except the last stop without any problem.

I seemed to recall this was being clamped down on, as train companies were adding unnecessary time on between the final two stations to try and "catch-up". You had the anomaly that the inbound journey could take two or three times longer than the outbound journey due to this padding.

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Targets Vs Cost

Anytime you have a performance target, people will try to achieve it the cheapest/simplest way, which may not be the way you intended. The NHS have discovered this on numerous occasions with hospitals fiddling waiting lists.

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Watchdog snaps: Privatise the Land Registry? What a terrible idea!

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Re: In case you didn't know

The land registry currently makes a modest profit that goes into government funds, so is not a 'cost' at all

From the Land Registry last annual report, they made an operating surplus of £36 Million on an income of £297 Million. That's a surplus of around 12%.

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Adobe launches Spark: Amateur graphical fun!

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Spark

Good job another company hasn't recently launched a new service called "Spark".

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Chaps make working 6502 CPU by hand. Because why not?

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It's not that big...

This guy's going even bigger: The CPU takes up his entire living room!

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'Knucklehead' Kansas bloke shoots self in foot

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Re: Guns can actually be quite dangerous

Sorry to be a pedant, but the press release you linked to says that 172,000 guns were stolen during burglaries, with the other 60,000 stolen during other property crimes.

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Re: Guns can actually be quite dangerous

Just to put some context on those figures:

- Number of under 19s in the US: Approx 83 million. That works out at one death per 29,000.

- Population of UK. Approx 63 million. That's one death per 36,500.

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Exercise apps track you after you stop exercising

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Re: I'm glad my cell phone isn't smart...

Anyone who buys a fitness tracker doesn't understand that resistance training (picking up heavy shit), not cardio is the core of actual fitness, which doesn't need tracking so long as you can count up to 10.

Everyone is different. Some people, like yourself, like picking up heavy shit. Some people, however, like cardio work (Running, cycling, swimming, etc) and would like to keep track of their workouts.

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Experian Audience Engine knows almost as much about you as Google

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Re: FOI

FoI only applies to public sector bodies. Experian are private sector so immune to FoI.

You might be better off using the Data Protection Act(s) to get them to tell you what they know about you. How much meta-data they give you (e.g. where they got the data from) is another mater.

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Reduced roaming charges, net neutrality come into force in EU

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@AMBxx Re: Roaming - just don't care

Sounds like you're on a really naff O2 tariff. On our O2 business contract, cross-net mobile calls are the same as O2<>O2 mobile calls and are included in our bundled minutes.

Are you sure you're not calling any 07 personal numbers? These do cost an arm and a leg and usually aren't included in any bundles.

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Yay! It's International Patch Your Scary OpenSSL Bugs Day!

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@tim Re: Kill it with fire!!!

What needs to happen is browsers need to start a connection to a server with only TLS 1.5 (assume a time traveler with from 2020), then when that fails, drop back to 1.4 and so on..

This is why sysadmins are encouraged to disable old protocols (SSL, TLS 1.0, etc) as a downgrade attack would force you to use a know broken channel. All you're replacing is TLS 1.4 for TLS 1.0 (for example)

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@A/C Re: Kill it with fire!!!

Write a drop-in replacement for OpenSSL which drops all legacy code pathways, and only supports TLS 1.2...

Isn't that what the LibreSSL folks are doing? Taking OpenSSL, stripping out old modes, and cleaning up some of the APIs?

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I am Craig Wright, inventor of Craig Wright

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Or someone's had *too* much coffee...

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Amazon's AWS cash machine embiggens, breezes past $2bn-a-quarter mark

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Profits

AWS revenues for the year are also predicted to reach $10bn

And how much profit did Amazon make on that...?

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Getty Images flings competition sueball at Google Image Search

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I think the argument is that because Google is showing the image, the original website can't use Javascript to try and block Save As, or earn advertising revenue from the visit.

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Richard Branson will lead Sage's 'sexy accounting' shtick

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WTF?

Why do corporates pay for these celebs to attend their conferences?

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The web is DOOM'd: Average page now as big as id's DOS classic

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Amazon

I can't believe that Amazon's web pages have shrunk. Scrolling on their website is a shining example of a terrible user experience.

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NASA saves Kepler space 'scope by turning it off and on again

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Re: Daily reboot...

Mitel phone systems have a default to reboot once a week at three in the morning.

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FBI boss: We paid at least $1.2m to crack the San Bernardino iPhone

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Re: This points to use of some pretty specialized equipment

Or the FBI were so desperate to get into the phone, they paid the silly amount of money the hacker asked for.

Supply & demand...

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