* Posts by Is it me?

414 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Jan 2010

Page:

Spooked spooks made Symantec end Huawei fling - new claim

Is it me?

A cautionary tale, trotted out again

When BT got too close to Huawei it caused all sorts of problems with their accreditation status, in fact I believe it lost it for traffic over the PSTN. Even if it didn't many security focused government services refused to have BT as their carrier. I understand that BT has taken steps to rehabilitate themselves, but the damage still lingers.

With Symantec the problem would be the same, the governmental trust level would be broken, and Symantec technology is widely used.

Would you want to be the VP who had to report, we've done this bang-up deal to share technology and cut costs, but we've lost all our government business in the west. I always wonder what happened to the BT director who signed up Huawei.

Met plod will use 1980s software to police Olympics

Is it me?

close but no.....

Actually, our gallent boys in blue have just the same requirements as any other copper anywhere in the world. Its the politicians who have the different requirements.

Primary requirement for a copper - Drink Coffee, eat donuts, do as little as possible.

Is it me?

Re: Blatant attempt to grab more pork.

More power, more money.

Unlikely me thinks that ship has sailed.

Is it me?

Re: usual incompetence from a government organisation, BAU then

They certainly exist, but so do the highly competant and dedicated ones, who value public service and believe in delivering tax payer value. The proportions are about the same as the private sector funilly enough.

Oz anti-gang law hits email, maybe torrents too

Is it me?

Much easier solution

Ban motorbikes with engines over 50cc.

Come back the Yamaha FS1E, all is forgiven, it's difficult to look tough on a moped.

if year > 2013 then PC != Personal Computer

Is it me?

Tech savvy, but legally nieve

So, let me see I'm going to put my personal IPR, and content on someone elses servers, probably a US company who will not hesitate to hand it over to the US government, or another part of their organisation. The RIAA will vet your music, and Video content and then demand proof you actually own a copy.

Their T&Cs will naturally ensure that you have surrendered your ownership of anything vaugely useful to them.

By the time regulators catch up, it'll be too late.

This very tech savvy IT Strategist, Solutions Architect and Legally minded IT won't be putting his content on someone else's cloud. Do Gartner really believe that crap.

Judge nixes Apple's bid to patent-bash bankrupt Kodak

Is it me?

Call me stupid

But didn't previewing a document or picture on a screen appear in Windows 1 or whatever it was, maybe GEM, pretty sure you could do it on a Xerox Star (Yes I have used one).

Is it me?

Re: prior art?

And Microsoft, and Oracle, and.....

Mind you Apple do make them pretty.

Chinese tech firms fingered for military collaboration

Is it me?

Yawn

Yep, heard it all before, like when BT bought Huawei digital PSTN kit, newer mind the cosequences just look at the price.

There's loads of these reports floating around from just about every security vendor going, and yes they are designed to get government to spend money. I think it's called marketing your products isn't it? Do you really expect the industry to wait for government to come to them?

It's well known that one type of Firewall had to be withdrawn because the code had been tampered with by a certain allied government.

Anonymous takes down Vatican website

Is it me?

But hey

It's fine to punish the millions of Catholics, and thousands of clergy who find such as abhorrent as anyone else, is it? Don't assume that the Catholic church is worse than other institutions for covering things up, Governments, Schools, Companies and clubs all try to cover-up misdeeds for the good of the organisation. Don't forget how many years there have been jokes about vicars and choirboys, Scouts and Public School boys.

You shouldn't assume that all Catholics think the same about liberal values either there many more Western Catholics who are quite happy with the idea of married priests, women priests, gay marriage and so on than don't, but the church has to carry it's entire congregation with it and that takes time, so why disrupt our Sunday worship.

BTW - The church does punish clergy who commit crimes, they send them into seclusion, which is actually worse than being sent to prison, regardless of any civil punishment.

Top Brit authors turn flamethrowers on barmy IPO

Is it me?

Not just text books.

There is an argument that various bits of Government use from time to time.

"Because you are writing this for the Public Sector, the IPO belongs to us, because you wouldn't write it if we werem't there"

This is so that they think they can collect the royalties if you resell it, usually what happens when they win the argument, is that they demand far more in royalties than a commercial organisation would do, and thus never sell another copy.

It's the obvious next step, in the mind of a cost saving government Agency. Don't pay for IPO, and then market it as you own.

Anonymous smacks Panda in revenge attack

Is it me?

Re: Panda cops

Note for non-UK readers, Panda Cars are local police patrol units, which when introduced in the 1960s were generally Light Blue with White doors. They tend to be silver now, because they have a better resale value, if a standard GM Compact Astra thrashed to death by our braveboys in blue could ever be deemed to have a resale value.

Blighty's Post Office computer system goes titsup

Is it me?

Lucky you

Every time I use a courier it goes wrong, never had a problem with the Post Office though

Is it me?

Re: Re: Re: Leap year glitch

I understand they have brought in Dirk Gentley to investigate.

It is understood the White Rabbit will stand down as shadow CTO.

Risky child-support plans rely too much on new IT system – NAO

Is it me?

Transparency, fairness and value for money.

Our expectations of government systems and how they are delivered exceeds the capacity of any IT organisation to deliver them, certainly on a macro scale.

Because, for any of the above reasons, every IT project has to show the above, and the governance required often costs more than the technology and implementation work, in-fact when budgets get squeezed, its the technology and implementation that suffers, not the governance.

Those mantras often, as already pointed out, government, or their consultants hanging on like grim death to requirements that have no value, and will never be used, just so that they can show that they have got what they paid for. The consultants are the worst, because they more than anyone else have a vested interest in delaying contracts, as they get more money, the supplier gets the same, and the government pays more.

These delays mean you have to descope, because a Minister wants to make an announcement, on a certain date, so you have to go-live with half tested, and incomplete systems.

And those are just the tip of the iceburg. Perhaps the Reg would like to do an article on 101 things not to do as a customer or supplier in a government contract.

Just in case you think, I might be coming down on the supplier side, actually no, we're all as bad as each other.

Toy Story: Mystic Met needs swanky new kit, swoon MPs

Is it me?

What is a correct weather forecaste?

It is highly unlikely that we will ever be able to predict that there will be a 10 minute shower over central Oxford at 10.20 tomorrow, which will deposit 1mm of rain. But I get the idea that's what some people expect.

Actually the Met get their forcastes pretty well right most of the time, the weather is however very dynamic, and subject to change. Macro features such as The Jet Sream, El-nino, or the Azores High have vast effects on the weather, but how, when and why they change is not fully understood, something that appears stable, can move in a few hours and divert the course of a front from running over the north of Scotland to dashing up the channel instead, although more likely move 50 miles south.

Once you understand the variability you can appreciate the accuracy, the forcaste was correct, just not the location and globally the UK isn't that big, so if weather predicted in London actually occurs in Newcastle, big issue for a tiny human, but not for the earth.

Councils spunk £515m in 4 years on CCTV

Is it me?

I suspect

The logic is that the maintenance costs of CCTV is less than that of our gallent boys and girls in blue. So if you reckon 10 cctv cameras equal 1 plod, the whole life costs of those cameras is less than that of a copper.

Technology allows facial recognition to identify perps, provided the camera is operating within manufactures parameters. There are no requirements for cameras to remove hats or hoods, because they can't do that anyway, so it can't be a requirement, and it's obsolete anyway because it requires a human to do it.

See perfectly logical, can't see any flaws can you.

Unions: MoD 'mad to fire staff while increasing consultant spending'

Is it me?

Peace time / War time

In time of war there is always a need to ramp up the size of your armed forces to resist you enemy. So whilst yoour peace time army is taking the brunt of the assault, your reservers are being mobilised and fresh troops trained. As officers do not grow on trees, even if they are wooden, you need to have officers available to command new units until your ramped up officer training starts churning out replacements, some time after basic training starts turning out grunts.

So what you do is back fill the officers working in the MoD with civilians and shove the desk jockies out towards the front. Its basic logistics really, your long lead items need a proportionately bigger stock than short lead items. The higher the rank, the longer the lead time.

Mind you, I dred to think what the lead time on a new aircraft or warship is these days, it would be a moot point as to how long it would take to commission a new destroyer over training the captain. So how many mothballed aircraft and ships do we have? The PBI though are easy, to train, and replace, and cheap to arm.

British Medical Association calls for long, slow rollout of NHS 111

Is it me?

Single Non-emergency number

I thought that 101 was being set up as a single number to report any thing a crime to a gas leak, so why does the NHS need its own.

The point being, you only have to remember 999/911 or 101, not the myriad of 0800, 0845, and so on numbers to report stuff, as the 101 operators would be trained to know if you were describing an emergency and direct you to the right service, or to the right non-emergency number, be it the Gas Board of the local A & E.

UK cops cuff suspect after RnBXclusive takedown

Is it me?

I Can't help but think

For SOCA to be involved, there might just be a bit more to it than illegal music downloading.

Symantec sues rivals in backup patents spat

Is it me?

Perhaps

El reg could help us all out with our understanding of the stupidity of this kind of legal action. Please can we have an article or two on:

W=Who, in this case

WTF - Vets these patent application, in what way are they qualified to assess them.

WTF - Applies for the patents, how long have they been working in the industry?

WTF- Starts the actions, do they know how computers work?

WTF - Judges these, how much experiance in computing d o they have.

Having said that, I suspect that Symantec through Norton and Veritas do own an awful lot of patents. I also suspect that an awful lot of prior art has been forgotten as various OS and hardware solutions have fallen by the wayside.

Swiss space-cleaning bot grabs flying junk, hurls itself into furnace

Is it me?

Newton's 3rd Law of Motion

Would make it very difficult to do that, the best you could hope for is that the process increases the orbit of the device, whilst degrading the orbit of the target. Even for a missile, you still need to push the projectile away from the launch vehicle, before it fires.

Oh, and aren't missiles and guns banned in space. I should think the satellite owning countries might be a bit twitchy about the Swiss putting, what are in effect, hunter killer satellites into orbit.

But if someone was going to do it, to tidy up, you would want it to be the Swiss, so lets hope they get the security right, you wouldn't want the these satellites hijacked by anybody.

Now Proview seeks ban on ALL iPads coming out of China

Is it me?

Got to love the Chinese penal system.

If you're gonna have a death penalty, you may as well make it a useful one. I'm surprised they don't do it this way in Texas, to recover the costs of execution and benefit the tax payer.

Anyone remember a certain horror film about transplanting the body parts of a murderer.

Just for the record, I don't support the death penalty, it's just as bad as, if not worse than murder itself.

Is it me?

Hmmm

This might be why Apple are talking to their Air suppliers in Taiwan about iPad 3. Assuming they don't manufacture everything in China.

http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2012/02/13/apple_pegatron_pressure/

It also depends on how much Proview want.

Sepaton plans to crush mid-range boxes

Is it me?

I Think you'll find ....

that it's "Kiw the wabbit"

CSC confirms $1.5bn NHS IT write-off

Is it me?

Frameworks

A framework is an agreement that lets you bid for contracts, so I suspect a go-forward framework is an agreement that lets you bid for frameworks.

And knowing how popular CSC are in government, that probably is the upside for them.

Most likely they are just a set of words that popped up to fill the vacuum that is an executive's head these days.

Sun hacks cuffed after being DOBBED IN by News Corp

Is it me?

I may not like the Sun

or for that matter Woopert, but the world is a better place with the Sun than without it. Look at the alternatives.

The Sun was put in a position of power by its readers, its owners exploited that, but for all the harm it has done, it's done as much, if not more good.

Just remember, it used to be said "I thought my wife was having an affair, but then I read it in the Sun and knew it was Bo**ocks".

Lets keep the Sun, its popular appeal, and improve the quality of its journalism.

Still not going to read it though. Sticking to my Grauniad.

Met thumbed through Oyster card data up to 22,000 times in 4 years

Is it me?

What makes you think

Similar rules do not apply in the UK, and that US Police don't use the same old tactic of, "Well we can get a warrent if you like, but it's so much easier if you just hand it over" with menace. Policeman are policemen where ever in the world they are.

Is it me?

Um

You can't actually get an oyster card without registering for one, and you need to associate it with a photocard, British Rail, or TFL.

Mind you, I doubt everybody keeps their details up to date, unless they use it on-line. I also suspect a good few of those 40 Million have been lost.

Anonymous hackers leak Scotland Yard-FBI conference call

Is it me?

Or

The conferance host always uses the same chairman and participant codes and publishes both in the eMail invite.

Which means anyone else he's used it with knows it, which leads to fun, I've been on calls where a participant dials in as the chairman forcing the chairman to dial in as a particpant, he never commented on it.

Other gems are that when someone leaves, they just transfer the numbers to someone else. When a senior sales person leaves, they don't change all the codes in the sales team so it is not unknown for sales people to dial into their old companies to see what's going on.

And usualy no one challenges blanck call identifiers.

MPs rattle telcos to help kill extremist material online

Is it me?

There is a View

That having radicals and terrorists posting their ideas on-line isn't such a bad idea, as it means you know what they are thinking, you can work out where they are, some of the time, and counter them.

If you can't see them, then you don't know where they are or what they are thinking.

But at least Kieth Vaz won't be scared of them.

Indonesian train roof fare-dodgers given the brush off

Is it me?

Loading Gauge

Here in the UK we don't need concreate balls, we have a, it true British style built most of our railway infrastructure to decapitate the unwary traveller as it is.

In the glorious days of British Railways, it was not unknown for passengers, as they used to be called, to be decapitated by sticking their heads out of the carriage window, being hit either by a handy bridge or another passing train. This is why there are notices telling you not to lean out of the window,

Good efficient infrstructure design builds tunnels and bridges with the minimum space needed around the vehicle. UK Loading Gauge is much smaller than European and North American. After all, you can always rebuild it later, if demand requires.

(PS The exceptions are HS1, The Old Great Central out or Marylebone, and The old broad gauge lines from Paddington which exceed the UK Standard, there are also a few are more restrictive)

Laser boffins blast bits onto hard drive at 200Gb/sec

Is it me?

let's just hope

They don't build the factories on a flood plain.

US shoots down key Rambus patent

Is it me?

One Dreds to think

What Rambus thinks is patentable in LED lighting that no 10 year old electronics hobbiest didn't think of 20 years ago.

New Blighty crime map will track crooks' punishment

Is it me?

Why do we need this.

Do we really need to know the crime hot spots and detection rates on line, what benefit do we, the public get from it, does it make us any happier or safer?

Only asking.

Couldn't the money be better spent detecting crime and prosecuting the criminals.

I often wonder if we spend more money on reporting and proving value for money than we actually save.

Steerable bullet aims for mass army deployment

Is it me?

Solve that one Grissom

I'd expect the US to allow its citizens to buy these, I should think the NRA are having orgasms all over the place at the prospect, and they will certainly fall into the hands of criminals, if only through corrupt military, it's just a matter of time. Once that happens its a short step to your local terrorist.

So the CSIs will have the joy of trying to work out the firing position of a guided bullet, just think of the freedom that will give to bump off your next door neighbour without detection.

The Pirate Bay torrents printable 3D objects

Is it me?

Actually, It has

My hobby in Model Railways, yes I know I've said it, as acceptible as Golf in Luton.

However the point is that there are a number of small start-up companies that are producing single or short runs of niche models, at a cost anywhere between £30 - £3000 a go. A lot of that cost is producing the drawings, and the cost of the professional 3D printer. If releasing them means they will arrive on Pirate Bay , then they won't, because they would loose their IPR.

Quite a lot of models are now produced by 3D scanning the real thing, so mass market 3D scanners will be the real challenge to commercial producers, as anyone can then 3D scan a model, Airfix or Otherwise, and make their own.

Yes a complex model can take 24 hours to produce, but it is a fire and forget process.

Judges probe minister's role in McKinnon extradition saga

Is it me?

@James 139

Think the Telnet answer is the best one. Gave all our security guys a big laugh.

Starship Voyager dumped into skip

Is it me?

When is a hobby a hobby, and when an obscession

And it's all well and good having a hobby, if you can afford it.

We are all free to make our decisions, and life is free to show us the consequences.

A shame it has to go, none the less.

Is it me?

Rather than throw it in the skip, put it on eBay, someone's bound to want some of it.

Councils tout £1.2bn for IT whizkid to grab their backend

Is it me?

Another project Athena - 0/10 for originality

That's at least six current or just completed government projects called Athena, that I know of.

Northgate has just won one for Police IT, which makes it involved in two projects called Athena, in the Police market,

Is it me?

You mised something

The people who wrote the bid solution are never allowed to move to the implementation phase because the bid costings use the lowest possible labour rates allocating tasks a level below competancy, to meet the budgetary enverlope and win the business.

Actually the solution team probably costed +/- 5% of reality witht the correct resourcing, but had the above imposed by Sales and Seniour Management through "Cost Challenges" and "Win Prices".

Naturally the solution team who are competant, are not allowed to move to implementation because they are far too expensive, and better used winning more business.

Juror jailed for looking up rape defendant on Google

Is it me?

Jury Service

Mostly, people who do jury service don't actually talk about it widely, especially as you are told not too, at least the cases anyway. Unlike the US, jurors are bound to secrecy even after the verdict.

My experiance was, that for the cases I sat on the Jury for, the Jurors took it very seriously, and did take the line that, well he might be as guilty as hell, but the prosecution haven't proved it. There was absolutely no, well he's such a nice boy he can't possibly have done it. It was all about the evidence.

How to tell if your biz will do a Kodak

Is it me?

Its Management Stupid....

Any company can reinvent itself, diversify, invent, it's just a case of vision, but how many times have we heard managements state that they need to concentrate on the core business/markets Fine if the process makes you more agile in the market you are in, but how often does that happen, against now being small enough to be swallowed by a bigger player, or not generate sufficient revenue to invest.

To me this means they are not capable of doing more than one thing at a time, and don't want to step outside what they know, thus, are incapable of innovating into new markets.

The other failing we have is the odd idea that a company manager does not need to understand the business, only how to manage, get enough of those on your board and it doesn't matter how much you innovate, you are doomed, as managers won't undersatnd the innovation or its potential.

Oh, then there are the managements whose main aim is to sell the company, who don't invest because they want high profits to attract a buyer, works for a while, but if you don't get bought, where do you go?

Of Rochester's two horses, Kodak was always going to be the first to go. The other had a $100 full colour ink jet printer in in the late 80's, see where that got them.

Man vanquishes robot cop in hand-to-hand combat

Is it me?

Leave ASIMO Alone!

More courage than the cops, it danced with Jo Brand.

The SECRET FACEBOOK OF POWER used by global premiers at G20

Is it me?

Um

Sorry, but just what do OpenText think they have done with this that's so wonderful. Setting up an air gapped network to operate at TS is not that difficult. Expensive, but not difficult. Their software would provide most of the separation needed. Unless of course, they set up 20 or more separate neworks and linked them through controlled gateways. Even then it's easy, but even more expensive, and uses even less of the applications segregation abilities.

It's only when you want to connect it to the rest of the world that it gets interesting.

EU probes 'nature of concerns' from Google rivals

Is it me?

Well..

Vox Populi, who else

Is it me?

It's difficult isn't it, we put Google where it is, we all use Google far more than any other search engine, and it's embedded in our DNA, like many other IT products, we have given it a defacto No.1.

You can't expect Google to stop and say thanks for making us No. we'll now sit still untill something better comes along.

Perhaps the solution is for the sites that Google spiders, to charge search providers for the right to search their site. I suspect you would then see Google get everything because they have all the money but....

I actually like Yahoo, but I never get round to using it.

Five things that knocked CES 2012 for six

Is it me?

Yawn

Wake me with something interesting.

Page: