* Posts by Sgt_Oddball

2317 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Jan 2010

Gone in 60 electrons: Digital art swaggers down the cul-de-sac of obsolescence

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Black Helicopters

I keep my comic collection in shoe boxes...

The irony is after hunting down the boxes (Transmetropolitan isn't going to re-read itself afteral) I also found my minidisc collection hiding in there too... only I couldn't remember where the hell my player or deck has wandered off to.

Turns out a mate had a minidisc player and was all setup to lend me it. Until we found out it's stupidly rare and really sought after (going rate is about £200-£300 depending on condition) so he thought better of it.

All turned out alright though as the missus decided to finally clear the basement out and found the errant MD deck hidden in a box so vast it had it's own ecosystem and so lost that it had both VHS and betamax tapes lying in the bottom as well.

Now if only we could travel, I could get more esoteric and bring back her laser disc collection (including some 80's films so unknown that I don't even think IMDB has a footnote for them) from her parents house... about 8,000miles away.

Crane horror Reg reader uses his severed finger to unlock Samsung Galaxy phone

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Holmes

My severed right index fingertip...

Does the same trick.

But then I did manage to have that reattached. It's still got a weird lump with a white scar running around it and does require a certain amount of finessing before finger scanners will pick it up though due to the odd geometry of appendage.

Did he still have his fingernail by the way El Reg reporters? Severed fingertips and fingernails can result in some weirdness when things heal up abit more. (Morbid) enquiring minds and all that..

Some stayed in Croatian castles. Some hid in cars. We speak to techies who experienced lockdown in very different ways

Sgt_Oddball

Ahh...

About the tinnitus stuff. It's pretty much part of me by this point. I've had since as long as I can remember (undiagnosed childhood ear infection which was only picked up once the damage was done).

Hasn't stopped me hunting for better sounding stuff and is only irritating when it's quiet.

Which at home has become more of a problem.

Terminal trickery, or how to improve a novel immeasurably

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I really should have dug deeper into them...

Pretty sure it was a VT220 system the Halfords I used to work at had (as a spry 18 year old on the parts counter because I could actually identify and find whatever lump of junk a customer brought in to get a replacement for).

I never really could be bothered with trying to break it since this was in the early 2000's and it was already creaking badly as it was. That and I could have run that store after learning every different department's job roles.

So what if I pay peanuts for my home broadband? I demand you fix it NOW!

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Re: This is why my phone line is separate from my Internet access.

I'm on a fibre connection but when installed the wire was in two parts. Turns out they replaced my telephone line with a fibre/telephone line paired cable. So if I lose Internets I know I should still be able to use the phone line.

This is also helpful for my house alarm since it gets quite unhappy without a dial tone.

On the flip, with a decent fibre package from a certain privatised national provider, you can get a 4g router as a backup anyway which works better than expected considering victorian red brick houses and NIMBYS combine to give poor phone signal.

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Re: hint: the same place it was yesterday,

*glares at teams*

Even more fun when you've got a mac (yes, yes it's a work machine and so it's not my money... Also saves on sending me this week's latest iThing). The touch bar has a useful feature of putting the mute button on said touch bar.

Which then powers down because you've not moved the mouse/track pad/keyboard in a couple of minutes or worse you try to work on something else and it context switches to that app. Then you panic, try to find your way back onto the app and press the button once it returns....

Which then inevitably requires at least 3 jabs before it notices what you're trying unmute.

Coming off mute sometimes takes time when you're trying to not focus on whatever meeting you're trying to feign interest in.

Zoom at least has the feature where you can just focus on the app, jab the space bar to comment and then release it to return to mute.

China hauls in 13 web giants for ‘supervision interviews’

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Re: Ethereal AntICQs

You must be new here.. The fact that you made it to the 4th paragraph of a 'amanfrommars1' post at all puts you ahead of most of us.

Either that or it's evolving becoming slightly more coherent.

With regards to Xi pinging them down... Kids in glass houses...

We have to remember that whilst yes, China and Russia are taking extreme measures. The west's lack of action on things like curbing the reach of large corporations has resulted in elections being influenced, leaders being bribed/lobbied, wild, unsubstantiated lunatic fringes blaming secret cabals behind their inability to have reliable Internet instead of just greed and apathy (as Occam's razor would instead suggest).

If only we could find a middle ground between the extremes. Where the worst corporate excesses are correctly dealt with, taxation is fairly taken and leaders competent, accountable and take responsibility of failings.

Good: Water vapor signal detected for first time on distant planet. Bad: Er, we'll let one of the boffins explain

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Coat

So it's not a dry heat then?

I for one am still waiting for us to find a planet that can be officially described as 'moist', if only because so many people seem to have an issue with the word.

I'll get my coat - it's the one ready for watersports...

Volunteer-run pirate Manga website attacked, loses hashed passwords, has ‘nobody’ to fix the mess

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Coat

Wait a minute...

Surely that would make it a secret squirrel... No?

Mines the one hiding the rocket jetpack on the inside...

BOFH: Postman BOFH's Special Delivery Service

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Re: 'Remote Onboarding'

Fast dual core models, rather than the more desirable quad cores so not much demand to jam them into a 775 mobo.

There's also the issue that most 775 socket motherboards have died by now owing to the capacitor plague at the time.

At any rate there's not much demand for them.

Sgt_Oddball

Re: 'Remote Onboarding'

Flog the ink cartridges on a certain auction website - got £50+ doing the same from ones for SWMBO's old printer that died two house moves ago.

That said it's when you come across old networking kit like the dual socket network fora specific storage server that I don't own..made by a manufacture 12+ years earlier got bought by Dell...

Or the 5 port 100Mbit switch that's never going to get used again (but more than happy to loan if required).

As for the old RBDIMM's, old AMD K6, celaron's, and socket 771 xeon's no-one seems interested to take it off my hands.

Banks across America test facial recognition cameras 'to spy on staff, customers'

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Re: Banks across America test facial recognition cameras

Pretty sure you can't fit "a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden" or "the Bolivian Navy on manoeuvres in the South Pacific." onto a post-it note though.

From cash machines to commercial kitchen appliances, Doom really will run on almost anything

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Alien

Re: I wonder...

I also just found out today that there's an obscure Car only implementation of HDMI for cars (HDMI type E for the curious) installed predominantly on Japanese cars.... Of which I own a Japanese car with this mysterious socket installed.

So it's quite possible that not only could I run Doom but with the right cable get Crysis running as well.

Sgt_Oddball
Holmes

I wonder...

If I could get it to run on the dashboard of my car. It's not like it's moved much recently...

Nice sized screens(yes, plural), lots of input keys from the steering wheel, and a cracking soundsystem.

Drive-by shooting to which most would approve me thinks...

George Clooney of IT: Dribbling disaster and damp disk warnings scare the life out of innocent user

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Re: BSOD

One of my work colleagues took that to the next level with just about every error message screen from the last 30+ years.

Think Amiga 'Guru meditation', Macintosh 'dead mac', Amstrad CPC 'load errors' etc etc.

Most users though would have been thoroughly confused by just the variety of errors, us devs though usual go misty eyed...

Huawei wins big intellectual property case in Europe – against fashion house Chanel

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Re: Says it all

And then you finally decide to enforce it, people can politely (and not so politely) point out that its already been somewhat watered down.

For reference, see the #FreeCuthbert hash tag trending on twitter... The Streisand effect in all its glory.

Would be so cool if everyone normalized these pesky data leaks, says data-leaking Facebook in leaked memo

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Re: People still forgetting the Facebook financial model

It was scraped accidentally.... People are supposed to pay for the access to the data, not get it for free.

China has a satellite with an arm – and America worries it could be used to snatch other spacecraft

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Re: A satellite junk collector ...

In fairness the Soviets beat everyone to it having an actual canon in space (not the point and click but point and clunk - no boom since its a vacuum and all that).

The promise of not military in space is naive in the extreme to think that no one would ever dare. Its just that they at least try to hide it and not make a huge fuss over it. No large scale space navy battles.. Its abit like Nukes. Everyone knows they're still working on them but they just don't openly test them (except for fringe lunatics in hermit states).

Brit Salesforce exec Gavin Patterson becomes transfer target for controversial European Super League

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Trollface

Has anyone seen the man?

He looks like the very definition of a top tier football manager. It'd be perfect for him...

Though I wonder how long the transfer window is?

You want a reboot? I'll give you a reboot! Happy now?

Sgt_Oddball

Re: It could be worse

Been there, done that. Accidentally dropped the wrong raid array with my Windows server install (it came with the server... No backup of the license key or spare media)... Oops.

On the plus side I'm now much more proficient at Linux off the back of it, every cloud and all that.

Still have a stick of dead ram on my desk from my fully populated homeserver (it's a pain chasing which is the bad stick when you have 16 to choose from and the front panel diagnostics keeps jumping from one stick to the next) which went bad shortly after the array fiasco too.

But yes, there's nothing quite like having people pressure you unnecessarily when you're juggling live and test. Especially on the same box.

And yes, I've also worked with different colour schemes for live and test/dev. It's a mistake you only make once.

OMG! New free speech social network won’t allow members to take the Lord’s name in vain

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If only...

We could filter intent and not outcome.

But then we'd end up with the very ++good world dreamt up by a certain George Orwell all those years ago.

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Flame

I wonder how well I could mention my holiday plans?

What with my planned weekend to Scunthorpe... A weeks trip around Europe on a Fücker bus and visiting one of the local tapas restaurants "El Gato Negro".

On the flip side, you won't catch me discussing Post Malones song "God damn".

Morons, the lot of them. On the plus side, having a bunch of people openly discussing their hate in a known location makes it easier to track to worst of them.

Icon because everyone's going to get burned by this.

Blue Origin sends Mannequin Skywalker aloft again, testing out comfier capsule for future space tourists

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Meh

I can't help but think of an amusement park...

Spend ages waiting, and finally after sitting for long enough for bits to go numb while the operator runs through checks.

Then.... Whoosh, you're off.

And just when you're really enjoying it, the ride ends and you have to join the queue again.

FCC urges Americans to run internet speed app to counter Big Cable's broadband data fudging

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Re: There's a problem with the app...

You could use something like bluestacks and run an Android device as a vm. I admit it's a pain, but if you really want to add your stats to the pot it's an option.

It might also be an idea to use something more modern than IE11 so you could take advantage of things like HTTP2 to see if that gives you a performance increase (owing to more efficient data transfer methods).

Texan's alleged Amazon bombing effort fizzles: Militia man wanted to take out 'about 70 per cent of the internet'

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Facepalm

Re: My militia.com!

It sound like the modern version of the UK based anarchists group that turned out from 7 members only had one actual anarchist. The rest were from various different branches of the UK's security forces... They met up for over a year before realising what was going on.

Ice Lake, Baby: Intel's 10nm 3rd Gen Xeon Scalable server processors to arrive at last

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Paris Hilton

Upto 6TB of Ram....

With that I'd never need to close another Chrome tab ever again (well, at least for the next year. Let's not go too crazy).

Their 'next job could be in cyber': UK Cyber Security Council launches itself by pointing world+dog to domain it doesn't own

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Re: ballet dancers

Oh come now, that's stretching it too far...

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Re: dot org - not just for charities

No, they were a government organised charity... In as much as those bloody whiney Northern types (of which I consider myself one) should be consider it an act of charity to even have trains.

If true blue types had their way we'd be back to using bicycles, the canals and our legs... (looking at Leeds City centre recently, they're certainly making a damn good go at it).

We finally get to spot a burnt-out comet and what is it covered in? Talcum powder

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Trollface

Spaceballs...

Always helps having a spot of talc on them... Stops them getting sweaty and sticking together.

I've got the power! Or have I? Uninterruptible Phone-disposal Stuffup

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Re: "Doing an OVH"

Surely you can't be serious?

What happens when back-flipping futuristic robot technology meets capitalism? Yeah, it’s warehouse work

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Gimp

There's a few things....

I do wonder how they'll cope with. One is slightly soggy or misshapen boxes, will those suckers still be able to do the job if it can't get a clean grab on the box? And two - how would they cope with crap adhesive on the bottom of the boxes? If the box has got some weight in it but isn't picked up from the bottom, I'd say its likely to collapse and disgorge the contents on the floor. What then?

Gimp icon because I suspect they'll still need some poor sod to watch over them incase they start trashing everything.

OVH reveals it's scrubbing servers – to get smoke residue off before rebooting

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Flame

And how long do you think...

All the kit would take to arrive? They all appear to be non-standard servers (I mean the size of the boards in those chassis looks like either a custom job or small boutique servers).

If the kit can work long enough to be replaced, that's fine but when you need everything up yesterday and no new kit to work with.... What's a BOFH/PFY combo to do?

Some parts might be perfectly salvageable (like CPU's being covered in stuff to stop them cooking, and maybe the ram..) but anything with a capacitor soldered on can't be trusted.

But right now, their pressing concern is just getting something, anything back up and working. It can get canned later once the new parts rock up.

On the flipside, last time I saw a computer that soapy it was on an episode of Red Dwarf involving a certain mechanoid and it didn't end well.. C'est la vie as they say.

Nespresso smart cards hacked to provide infinite coffee after someone wasn't too perky about security

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Windows

Re: To be perfectly fair ...

Overly hopped? No such thing....

Now where's my dank, yellow triple IPA that's so thick a spoon would stand in it?

Why, yiss offisshur, I have beeeen beerrrin' drink. * hic * How did you know?

The silicon supply chain crunch is worrying. Now comes a critical concern: A coffee shortage

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Re: REM

You live in the wrong town. I've got at least 4 in the area (admittedly only 2 have the roasting machine right by the window,but they all have a machine in house)

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Re: REM

There are those that actually like the taste of high quality, local roasters (so it doesn't taste like locking an ashtray like a certain instant coffee)...

As for beer, not all beers from a tap taste like it came directly from the toilets. There's a number of good local breweries where I am (currently 30 and counting) that make some really hoppy numbers.

As for the withdrawal?.... Fine, you got me on that one.

NASA's Perseverance rover in brick form: China set vs unofficial Lego fan design

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Windows

Re: No, sorry.

Oooooo parties, I remember them. That was when you talk to people without that one really noisy person prattling on whilst you try and interject but get ignored by the face on the screen all whilst taking part in another zoom pub quiz..... Good Times.

Ticker tape and a binary message: Bank of England's new Alan Turing £50 must be the nerdiest banknote ever

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Boffin

Don't forget those of a Chinese persuasion. They love 'em especially since they're red.

Pretty much just have to wait until my birthday for the wife's family's usual £50 to get hold of one.

Boffin Icon because the man was of the greats (once we were allowed to recognise his achievements).

Guilty: Sister and brother who over-ordered hundreds of MacBooks for university and sold the kit for millions

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Re: Why is the second part of:

No, it's pretty much the same.

Like the World War 2 plane investigation that looked to up-armour planes that came back full of holes in particular areas where those holes were. Until it was pointed out, that it'd be better where the holes weren't since those ones didn't make it back.

In this respect, we just assume that the scams always work the same way and that the crims get caught because that's what we hear and want to happen. The reality is more likely that the smart ones walk away and never get caught or the error is never reported (because it's embarrassing, leads to awkward questions etc.etc).

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Re: Why is the second part of:

The thing you're all forgetting is....

We're talking about the ones who got caught. There'll be plenty who did indeed take the money and run, you just never hear about them.

It's the same principle behind survivor bias.

Bell Labs transfers copyright of influential ‘Plan 9’ OS to new foundation

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Alot of that...

Depends on just what you want from your OS.

Support for a whole raft of technology and services takes up alot of space. Universal formats to support things consumers.... Consume takes space. Admittedly support for a huge number of programming languages is unnecessary, as are including stacks to cope with unpopular tech.

Then there's the enterprise features. I mean how many home consumers need iSCSI support or the ability to support a huge raft of databases via ODBC connectors?

Then there's the issue of legacy compatibility. No-one needs to support anything older than a couple of years right?

Sure, Dave might seem like he's avidly listening to this morning's meeting, but he's actually doing a yoga routine

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Coat

Nope...

You'll never catch me working at home in just my undercrackers. No, siree. I'd be wearing at least a dressing gown.

Most likely fully dressed though since I've got a leather chair that's cold in the morning and an office window that faces onto the street...

Coat icon because it looks almost big enough to be a dressing gown.

Someone defeated the anti-crypto-coin-mining protection for Nvidia's 'gamers only' RTX 3060 ... It was Nvidia

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Coat

Re: Gamers also have to contend with bots and scalpers looking to make a profit

The difference would be purely academic anyway...

Especially since being a double blind test, they wouldn't be able to see a thing anyway..

I'm going, I'm going. I'm still not sorry!

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Re: Gamers also have to contend with bots and scalpers looking to make a profit

Vic 20 for me so I could choose both... (Though I only had 'Treasure Island' on cartridge... and no manual on what the syntax was for the Text adventure - who needs a million colours when only 2 will do)

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Re: Gamers also have to contend with bots and scalpers looking to make a profit

Floppy disk? You were lucky, my dad used to make us run games from cassette tape, which would fail on the first load after taking 5 minutes of screeching. Then we'd have 16 colours of we were lucky.

And you tell kids these days and they don't believe you...

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Re: Gamers also have to contend with bots and scalpers looking to make a profit

Yeah... The irony is that I bought my 1080 GTX used, a couple of years ago... And now the going price is £50 - £100 more than I paid for it. Buy it now is about £150 more...

Madness, absolute madness.

Samsung spruiks Galaxy Buds Pro performance as comparable to hearing aids

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Gimp

I'd be more interested..

If they could use this tech to treat tinnitus.

A lifetime of having my eardrums scream at me (getting slowly worse as I get older) would certainly be a boon so long as it could have some certifiable improvement.

N.B. Childhood inner ear infection which wasn't noticed until months afterwards left certain frequencies rather lacking, constant tinnitus and a legal ban on ever flying a plane so since my hearing is classified as 'poor' despite a lifetime of dealing with it and just never knowing what I'm missing (though higher quality hifi kit does have an appreciable improvement since individual sounds become clearer and thus more noticeable).

Gimp icon because my hearings been gimped for years.

The Audacity of it all: Version 3.0 of open-source audio fave boasts new file format, 160+ bug fixes

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Pint

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder...

The thing about the GUI for Audacity, is that everything is pretty easy to find. When it's not, it's easy to figure out.

I'd take that any day of the week over something that's pretty as hell but makes simple tasks like setting changes, turning off unwanted/intrusive features or configuring input/outputs an absolute ballache (see Virtual DJ and try to stop it pitchmatching, simple it is not...)

This developer created the fake programming language MOVA to catch out naughty recruiters, résumé padders

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Re: Moronic job adverts

"In yet another a pay rate specified by the day but marked up as "per annum" made me think "can I choose the day I work? February 29th perhaps?"... "

You never know, it could have been a Government special advisor day rate so probably correct...

Security pro's time-travelling Twitter bot suspended after posting download link for Adobe Acrobat for MS-DOS

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Re: The auto takedowns...

However, I wonder how long it will be before the scam artists spot this money making opportunity.

I'd say sometime last year going on how it seems to be getting worse.

Chinese government yanks Alibaba’s browser from Chinese app stores

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Flame

It'll be interesting to see

How far/long this keeps up, having a government clip the powers and reach of a tech company.

Seems like the Chinese are skipping the usual long, drawn out process (see Bell/M$ anti-trust breakups) and just telling them do it or else.

Not that I'm saying a heavy handed approach is the right way, but when they're making billionaires able to influence people's choices on a local level then you have to wonder if they've gone too far (or tell us plebs that we're over whatever uncomfortable issue we want blood over this week*).

Popcorn maybe required to see how this plays out.

* I wonder if its intentional? Keep us constantly pissed off with some new cockup, that we stop hounding them over a previous one and just forget how badly we've been treated by a constant barrage of bad news?