* Posts by Sgt_Oddball

2317 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Jan 2010

Electric fastback fun: Now you can surf the web from the driving seat of your Polestar 2

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Coat

On a different question...

Does this mean it has 'privacy' mode if it's the full tablet version?

Unrelated enquiry... Does the Polstar come with blacked out windows as an option?

Asking for a friend..

I'll just leave.. Mines the one with the filthy manual in the pocket...

ExoMars parachutes just about good enough to land rover safely on the Red Planet

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A reminder that...

It's never the speed that kills you but the sudden stop at the end.

OK, boomer? Gen-X-ers, elder millennials most likely to name their cars, says DVLA

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My current car..

Was named by my kids. They simply called it "the thing"...

This name might have had something to do with the colour of bronzed copper and whilst being a current gen X trail (pre-face-lift), it came with huge wheels, door runners and extra trim giving it a presence not normally seen on the engorged Qashqai.

My previous car was an estate corolla usually referred to as "surprising" because the VVTi was knackered on the low revs (it managed 126k before being scrapped due to the handbrake hubs rusting through allowing the car to roll into a wall) but when it kicked into the higher cam at 2,750rpm on the nose it went like a bottle rocket. Might have been down to having the same 1.6 ltr petrol as the top of the range corolla SR...

The wife's car we've not bothered with naming... It's a bit hard when it's a micra and thus 10 a penny round these parts.

China's Yutu rover spots 'mysterious hut' on far side of the Moon

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Re: It's a film set

More likely to serve something "almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea".....

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Holmes

I thought we'd already proven...

The moon is not (unfortunately) made of cheese?

Though if they find a bright orange rocket nearby then I'll be happy to eat my flat cap.

One white cat and a volcano short of a Bond villain: Rocket Lab's Peter Beck shows off the 'Hungry Hippo'

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Trollface

Re: That first stage

The bigger issue with using it as a de-orbit device for dud satellites is the likelihood of it missing on the first grab.

That and running out of coins for a retry...

I mean how many times have *you* used a grabber down at the seafront and dropped it?

Seaberry carrier board turns a Raspberry Pi into a desktop PC with 11 PCIe slots

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Re: Not a surprise

It normally idles around 88watts which is surprisingly small when it's not being hammered. Put a heavy load on it and it'll hit about 3-400 Watts. It does have 2x 750 watt platinum rated Psu's it can go quiet high but since I'm not running a graphics/AI/mining card it sips it's juice normally.

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Re: Not a surprise

My basement dwelling server cost the same as a RPi 4 - came with 8 sas drive slots, 24gb of ram, 4x 1 gigabit ethernet, 2 x 8 gigabit fibre cards, 2 x 4 core CPUs, 2 psu's... Admittedly it's cost me about £250+ for sas hard disks and a second 8 drive caddy (plus second raid array to manage it).

Still cheaper than one of these efforts...

Reviving a classic: ThinkPad modder rattles tin to fund new motherboard for 2008's T60 and T61 series of laptops

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Re: X330 FTW!

That reminds me. I must get my X200t back from a friend (you know who you are). Now that's one I would love to get a new motherboard for (and yes I'm aware it's not got a trackpad - that's fine with me since it makes it less likely to be nicked.).

The damn things my favourite travel machine as it'd take a direct hit from a air strike to destroy it.

BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies?

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Re: brilliant

I did that once over the moon landings.

I broke his mind by explaining how the sky works and that if you look up during the day so you see the stars?

After acknowledging he couldn't, I then explained the same principle works on the moon. Cue ramblings about the sky being black on the moon until I reminded him of the distinct lack of atmosphere with which to colour the sky (Rayleigh scattering duly employed to explain how much of an idiot he was being).

He then proceeded to change the subject to football. Alot less challenging to his world view and significantly more likely to lose my interest instead, mores the pity...

Seagate demos hard disk drive with an NVMe interface. Yup, one with spinning platters

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Normally

There should be a small screw fixed to one of the 3/4 different holes by the NVMe drive slot. Just remove it, insert the card, then replace the screw where the half screw hole/notch is, which should align with one of the screw holes in the motherboard.

Russia blows up old satellite, NASA boss 'outraged' as ISS crew shelters from debris

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Paris Hilton

Just wondering...

Has anyone thought to ask exactly what sort of Soviet satellite it was?

Being unplanned, unannounced and hugely dangerous to alot of satellites nearby has to make you wonder what exactly was on the now large cloud of metal fragments that meant it really ought to be dealt with in such a way that it couldn't come down and leave traceable chunks?

I mean, perhaps the movies aren't too far fetched (I'm thinking Space cowboys here, rather than Armageddon) and it had something which really shouldn't be left alone anymore without creating bigger issues... Just wondering.

I mean... Its not like they haven't already had guns in space, a nuke armed satellite has also been rumoured for long enough that it wouldn't surprise anymore.

(I am also aware this opinion is close to tinfoil hat territory, and I'm still not saying it justifies making such a mess of things, it just might explain why such a measure was taken).

Boffins use nuclear radiation to send data wirelessly

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Re: Is this a new take on RGB lighting?

Only the once. Not great.... Not terrible.

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Coat

Is this a new take on RGB lighting?

A computer rig that glows in the dark?

New method to create das Blinkenliten?

I'll get my coat. It's the white lab coat with the dose meter badge.

Truck, sweet truck: Volvo's Chinese owner unveils methanol/electric truck with bathroom and kitchen

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On the automated trucks...

I do have to wonder who is going to load and unload the vehicles in a safe and effective manner? I mean if it's purely from warehouse to distribution center (and back again) then no problem. Truck arrives, drops off trailer and loads a new trailer.

But, have a multi-stop run (say from various supermarkets, dropping off full food cages and picking up empty ones) who's going to make sure the truck's cargo is secure? Would you trust thousands of pounds off stock to your wage slave early morning shelf filler? (having done this as a summer job, the drivers never let us near the trailers).

It's a mess waiting to happen.

AMD tries to spoil Nvidia's week by teasing high-end accelerators, Epyc chips with 3D L3 cache, and more

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The same goes...

For their graphics cards as well. Just try and find one at anything close to a sane price that's available to buy... I'll wait.

(and by sane I mean £800 is steep for a near top of the line cars about 3 something years ago. Now that wouldn't even find you a middle of the road card that's only a minor bump in performance over that same card)

Reg reader returns Samsung TV after finding giant ads splattered everywhere

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Re: Optimistically....

No, an American guy called Steve. Has a thing for plastic spoons and his favourite metal tray.

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Windows

Optimistically....

We bought a Sony smart TV (mainly because they last... And last.... And last) as our previous two TV's were Sony's and each of them happily went past a decade of ownership before any issues prompted a replacement (Sony CRT 15 years ago wasn't wide-screen/HD so we bought an early LCD, moved house a few years ago and it didn't fit the front room so we bought a smart TV).

Running Android TV hasn't been too painful (stop giggling at the back), it's had updates, I've monitored its traffic (about same amount as a standard Android device) and it's adverts for other services/devices/notifications are set on a tile row right at the bottom. It requires scrolling down to get to. Past the app tiles, past the input tiles, past the app program recommendations (currently a YouTube play list of MREs rations through the ages eaten by a man far too eager on the items).

Even then, the tiles are all the same size. Nothing is favoured and the ad tiles do have stuff I might want to look into like a new Sony app, where to buy a PS5 and any new features they've added in the last update.

But.... After all this. I'd expect as much considering we invested in a TV that's meant to last at least a decade (3 years in and it's been fine save for the odd TV restart and a green border issue on some home steamed content but fixed some time ago). If the Samsung TV cost the same, I'd expect as much from them, rather than feeling like I've paid to sold to.

Now, get off my lawn so I can go back to playing retro consoles on it.

Waterfox: A Firefox fork that could teach Mozilla a lesson

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Re: Palemoon, check. Seamonkey, check.

*cue Real code monkeys use Vim comment*.

Notepad++ is surprisingly competent for pure html.

Teams has a mute button all of its own in taskbar of latest Windows 11 preview build

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Windows

Oh you teases....

No chance of getting win 11 on my corporate laptop anytime soon (we only moved to win 10 because of win 7 support ending) and convincing the PTB to allow us to have the powertoys shortcuts is in the realms of pure fantasy.

*grump*

Apple's anti-ad-tracking iPhone feature took a '$10bn' chunk out of social network revenues

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Re: No need to use F.c.book

Obligatory xkcd

Zuckerberg wants to create a make-believe world in which you can hide from all the damage Facebook has done

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Facepalm

I can help but think...

It's all a big joke (though that would require it to be aware of it being a joke).

Haven't we been warned enough over the years just how bad an idea it is? Red Dwarf (better than life), Syndicate (Amiga game), They live (Hollywood's finest example of two men having a fight), Neuromancer (cyberpunk kick starter) the list goes on.

Finally, SillyCon valleys last great name change has done wonders for Alphabet Google, no?

The sooner it's smashed up, the better.

Apple kicked an M1-shaped hole in Intel's quarter

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Free George Davis!

With every packet of cornflakes...

(thanks Nigel Reese)

Theranos blood-test machine demos for VIPs rigged to hide any failures, court told

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Coat

This is what happens

When you deal with pricks...

I'll get my lab coat...

It's one thing to have the world in your hands – what are you going to do with it?

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Re: 3D printing is in this boat

Again, yes and no. Emerging markets have no standards save for those that got there first (and even that's not guaranteed). Going off and inventing your own tech or variation of is only really viable if you known you can do it better than the completion (be it better supported, better marketed, more reliable or with better features).

Otherwise if you're only offering the same but different markets tend not to be interested. See the various media format wars for the most visible example (cassettes, floppy disks, video cassettes, video disk formats etc etc).

Reg scribe spends week being watched by government Bluetooth wristband, emerges to more surveillance

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Re: I'll be tracked almost everywhere I go...

The virologist I'm acquainted with would have some interesting words with you about that...

You're also assuming that children will catch it in isolation, not spread it their immediate or extended family. If you're fine with kids infecting and potentially killing their parents then by all means carry on.

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Re: I'll be tracked almost everywhere I go...

Welcome to survivor bias.

If 80% of all cars have seat belts, would you then state that seat belts don't work because there's now a number of fatalities of people wearing seat belts? If the numbers were directly comparable (say 4 seat belted deaths to every 1 non-seat belt wearing) then you'd have a point but it was say 1 to 1 or 1.5 to 1 then would you say that's a failure?

It's similar to the WWII plane survival issue where they looked to up armour the spots on planes that returned that were full of holes... All the way until it was pointed out that that these were the planes that returned. The armour would be better placed on the spots not full of holes since those planes did not return....

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Their neighbours do it too...

Malaysia also has a similar program going now but no idea on if they're using such tracking tech though (the idea of spending 2 weeks trapped in a house with the mother-in-law is not my idea of a holiday...)

Think your phone is snooping on you? Hold my beer, says basic physics

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Oblig comment

You sir owe me a keyboard.... Also interesting to note the page is currently no longer up. They're onto them.

Intel teases 'software-defined silicon' with Linux kernel contribution – and won't say why

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Re: Yield?

Sort of... Once a certain lithography process is refined then yes.. But usually by then there's a newer, shinier and smaller process available. Which gives crap yields at first. And thus the cycle repeats.

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Re: my guess is (last line if you want to skip the background)

I've got an old G3 iMac I keep pondering on if I should change a couple of the resistors to bump it from a 333mhz chip to 450mhz. No chip swap required.

What I'd really be interested in with this tech is if Intel would unlock all features when the chips aged out and swapped? (sort of like HP and their iLO licenses/older raid arrays so you can find the right licence keys on out-of-support hardware and bump it up in the knowledge that buyer beware.. Hence my jerryrigged streaming server)

Oops, they did it again – rogue Soyuz spurt gave ISS an attitude problem

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Trollface

Nah..

The Ruskis forgot to apply the obligatory percussive maintenance at the correct time.

Judge in UK rules Amazon Ring doorbell audio recordings breach data protection laws

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Re: Surely they have to go shopping?

Yeah.. Good luck with ripping any one of the three off a wall. You'd need a stepladder or accomplices to hold a ladder to reach the front two. Specifically a ladder that extends to at least 10ft. Oh and good luck keeping it steady on the loose stones that cover the driveway.

For the rear camera less of a challenge, save for being directly over a very steep and fragile outhouse roof in a back garden that requires making it through either the neighbours gardens first or clearing the other two cameras first, then climbing over/breaking through a very sturdy shed.

So it's far more of a task than your average chancer is willing to take.

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Windows

Re: Surely they have to go shopping?

The cameras on my house being intrusive actually works to it's favour (having witnessed a roving gang of oiks consider checking if our front door was locked and thinking twice after spotting the red ring from the infrared and promptly sodding off.) whilst the neighbours ring doorbell did sod all to stop them giving their door a try.

However, I don't have audio recording, I do have zoning set up and I have spoken to the neighbours about how I've got it set up. It also doesn't hurt that I've got tall hedges since I appreciate privacy, It makes sense for me to ensure I'm only covering my own land and no-one else's.

Being considerate of its use hasn't cost me anything and I'm pretty sure won't result in a court case after a neighbour gets freaked out because I can't understand how others might take issue.

Now, on that note. Get off my lawn!

Oh my, Grandma, what a big meteorite you have right there on your pillow under that hole in the roof

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Re: Panzer bed

Having stayed at my sister-in-laws house in Canada, it depends on which floor the bedroom is.

In the sister-in-law case, the house was built on the side of a hill and her bedroom was 4 levels down. So there would have been alot of floors and furniture in the way.

So in essence, don't assume that her bedroom was directly underneath the roof since the article doesn't clarify the house's structure... Though going through the roof, giving her a drywall shower and hitting the bed that does give the impression that it might be the case.

It could also be that her roof is particularly thick with insulation/rain sheeting that might have absorbed sufficient force to give it a soft landing.

Electric car makers ready to jump into battery recycling amid stuttering supply chains

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Flame

Re: "Less than 5 per cent of lithium-ion batteries are recycled today"

The problem with grinding them to bits is making sure they don't then decide to warm themselves up.. And then the surrounding other batteries. And then the whole facility in what the chemists generously call a "thermal runaway" as in run away because everything is on fire....

The issue then is that you've just toasted and chemically altered alot of the material which make things difficult. Not to mention the toxic fumes they give off whilst immolating themselves...

Now, if we could crush and grind them in a way that doesn't cause issues (some bath which nullifies the chemistry?) then you'd be onto a winner I think.

US nuclear submarine bumps into unidentified underwater object in South China Sea

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Paris Hilton

You would think by now...

They could manage some additional forms of sensing equipment. Magnetic anomaly arrays stuck out of the front and back.... Maybe a number of cameras with lights that can only penetrate a short distance and some ML guff to look for things big enough to warrant avoiding (but not bore the poor operator to death looking at floating hubris)?

I mean, <Clarkson voice> how hard can it be? </Clarkson voice>.

Maybe investigate water current changes when a vessel is coming close to another object, or.... Go the other way... Some long, flexible pipes off the front of the vessel and detect when they're deflected enough to be a possible collision...

Fatal Attraction: Lovely collection, really, but it does not belong anywhere near magnetic storage media

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Paris Hilton

So what happens...

When you rapidly move something through a static field instead? Say by spinning it anywhere between 5,400, 7,200 and say 10,000 rpm?

Facebook far too consumed by greed to make itself less harmful to society, whistleblower tells Congress

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Maybe...

The reason Facebook is in decline might have something to do with the decline in what people originally joined for?

I mean when was the last time you managed to have a post of something from an old friend whom you don't talk to that much on Facebook? Before I stopped using it I was only getting posts from about 3 maybe 5 at the most people I knew out of the 200+ that I had as friends.

If I went to check it's not like they weren't putting up posts, I just never saw them. What I did get was BS ads for things I wasn't interested in and posts from a beer forum.... That was about it.

So I stopped and honestly haven't missed it. Twitter as much of a fear merchant as everyone seems to think has at least informed me when someone who doesn't post frequently has a new post up. At least I get to see the post.

VMware to kill SD cards and USB drives as vSphere boot options

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If its a drive...

Rated at something obscene like 2 full re-writes a day for 3+years then it's pretty much a given that using it to manage an EXSi host will mean the drive will outlast the servers usefulness without dying.

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Re: Nanny

I second that. Old place of work used to have USB sticks for Esxi instances but after the second death, we ripped out the CD drive and hooked a small but quality sata SSD drive instead.

No loss of SAS drives or hard disk space, just lose the DVD drive (which can be conveniently replaced with a usb dvd drive in a pinch).

The biggest issue was getting hold of an adapter cable for HP's combi sata data+power cable.

If it's going to rain within the next 90 mins, this very British AI system can warn you

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Coat

By the internet gods!

We might have an actual use case for "AI" unique to a problem the UK faces...

Imagine when this on general release, we can finally be free of the tyranny of having the washing rained on. Our forgetting your umbrella.

Finally a utopia for all in Blighty.

/sarcasm

Still one can dream.

Coat icon because until then you never know when it's going to rain.

TskTsk: UK ISP TalkTalk told off by regulator over 'misleading' adverts promising fixed price service

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Re: futher told the ASA that it "did not believe consumers expected

So basically TalkTalk got a finger wagging and that was it? Not even a refund to the affected customers over trading standards?

Also... I do have to wonder by this point who are these customers that TalkTalk have? You'd think by this point they would have been through enough to go elsewhere?

Want to feel old? Aussie cyclist draws Nirvana baby in Strava on streets of Adelaide because Nevermind is 30

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Re: 30 years ?

You must be new here. Please see your local publican for a course in sarcasm. It's the native tongue round these parts...

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Pint

Punk's not dead.

It just smells that way

- Trad.

Beer icon because everyone's been too a gig where you stuck to the floor at least once.

BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine

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Re: Personal heaters

There's nothing more permanent than a temporary fix

Check your bits: What to do when Unix decides to make a hash of your bill printouts

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Re: The Cossie was the rs500 sierra cosworth

My sisters boyfriend had for the longest time a rally prepped mki Mexico with a 2ltr cortina engine swap.

It was loud, uncomfortable, difficult to move around in and I wish I got a chance to rag it at least once... The thing moved unlike anything else I'd seen or been in.

Boston Dynamics' Spot robot embarks on its latest thrilling adventure: Insurance!

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Re: Needs to be pretty much waterproof

So what you're saying is... That the insurance robots will need their own insurance? Would the same insurance companies cover that or would there be a need for a second insurance company that deals with them?

And then would they need....

I'll stop. Down this path insurance indemnities lie.

California Governor signs bill protecting warehouse workers from unsafe quotas

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So if they can do this for warehouse workers...

Would they start to do the same for food delivery riders? (you know, where electric bikes have become a requirement rather than a convenience because algorithms keep on adding more time pressures).

As the article states, workers aren't machines. Shame that the rules in the states make it so easy to swap them out like broken parts though.

Mobile mobile museum looks to chart the history of portable phones

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Paris Hilton

Wait a minute...

Did he mean the Samsung Serene or the Bang & Olufsen phone?

I did have a friend who had one for the bragging rights but he's since moved to Canada so I've no idea if he still has it somewhere.