* Posts by cd

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Polygraph.com owner pleads guilty to helping others beat lie detector

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"Lying, deception and fraud cannot be allowed to influence the hiring of national security and law enforcement officials..."

Wait until I get my breath back. Laughing that hard can really hurt.

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Are you an infosec bod? You must be STINKING RICH, says study

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I guess GISM isn't close enough?

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Tesla Powerwall: not much cheaper and also a bit wimpier than existing batteries

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Re: Inverter?

You might look at forklift batteries. They are heavy but only need to be placed once. Will work with standard off-grid inverters if spec'ed to match.. Very few intra-connections as opposed to the usual lead-acid battery grid. Usual need for electrolyte monitoring. I'd prefer less energy density like in a lead-acid for safety reasons.

Having actually taken care of off-grid property, there is a different mentality over time, one becomes very conscious of power usage and lives within means. Heating/cooking/refrigeration is often done with gas. In dry climates an evaporative cooler is the answer.

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Google broke own security with April fool gag

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Re: re: Have an upvote yourself!

Upvoted all of you, more entertaining than the article.

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Revealed: The AMAZING technology behind Apple's $1299 Retina MacBooks – a lot of glue

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Re: Bloody proprietary screws !

The pentalobes can be removed with a flat-bladed screwdriver, just takes a bit of care to fit the right length blade spanning two of the lobes..

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'Arkansas cops tried to hack me with malware-ridden hard drive'

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To Protect the rich and Serve warrants on the poor.

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Self preservation is AWS security's biggest worry, says gros fromage

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Stop eating Meatballs before bedtime.

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Silence is golden: Charlie Chaplin's The Tramp is 100 today

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Re: Horse drawn cab driver

Keaton is better, no contest. Watch Seven Chances after any Chaplin film.

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Light the torches! NSA's BFF Senator Feinstein calls for e-book burning

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Easy

Since the internet is just tubes, we'll just close the valve on that one. Thanks, Senators!

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HUGE Aussie asteroid impact sent TREMORS towards the EARTH'S CORE

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Perhaps it is a remnant of an infection event rather than an extinction event.

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Google and Obama: You’re too close for comfort

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I Block Them

My website blocks their crawlers. I call them Hotlinker Helper. Bing and Yahoo and Yandex as well. Google "disappeared" me for a while in retaliation, but some of my tech articles are unique and popular so I get a few grudging referrals again now. They are linked elsewhere, and I don't care if no one pays attention to them on a given day. I'm not on adwords and have other enterprises, so they don't hurt me, just themselves, with a little less stolen content to parasitically display.

If we all did that they'd be dead, they don't produce anything themselves. Like many magnates, their whole imagination is bent upon manipulating others for profit.

Any techs want to do the world some good, make a search engine that works on the principle of Bittorrent, where popularity is based on useful interactions and there is no center to hold, by anyone. Leechers, seeders, and searchers unite.

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Google adds evil-code scanning to Play Store

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"The high levels of malware found on the Play Store has long been a program - even being used by Apple to promote its own "safer" products."

More, please, about the program Apple uses on the Play store. And why has is a better choice than have in that sentence.

And let's have some comments about stupid Yanks and their inability to use English as well.

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Musk: 'Tesla's electric Model S cars will be less crap soon. I PROMISE'

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Re: locations

Gets really confusing when we offer Brits a lift, when they don't own a building to put it in.

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Doh! iTunes store goes down AFTER Apple Watch launch

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If you can't say anything nice, at least be amusing about it.

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Consumers beware! Ofcom's seen a scary new mobe nasty: APPS

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Thank you so much

*for the footnote

Very helpful.

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HP's great – I prefer it on bacon rather than my printer, though

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I warmly invite you to get links working a nano-second or two before any announcement such as this. Basics, my lad, basics.

A patch that breaks Powerpoint? What's wrong with that?

I don't understand all the hateful comments about HP? I have to confess, I don't understand the ins and outs of the proposed split, but I LOVE HP. It's easily the best sauce on a bacon sandwich.

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Last year was utter rubbish. Thanks for being part of it!

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Smack Dabb On

Good 'un.

ciaran, coulda been Dennis Rodman that let him know...

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Little big phone: Sony Xperia Z3 Compact, a toothsome hand-fulla Android

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Re: Broken microSD and locked bootloader

Thanks to your comment I found out that it has external storage. Before reading this review I was unaware that Ladies Home Journal and The Register had merged.

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High Court: You've made our SH*T list – corked pirate torrent sites double in a day

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"Legitimate Economy"

He said that with a straight face?

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Do you spend ages wasting time because of a bulging rack?

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Re: Saved £250k ..

And lost their nice trombones.

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Ten excellent FREE PC apps to brighten your Windows

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Photo Editors

Two free ones that don't get much mention, both offer Linux builds, Darktable and Lightzone. I have another primary photo app I use, not free, but both of these appear to be quite capable when I try them periodically LZ was commercial.

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Hi-torque tank engines: EXTREME car hacking with The Register

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No...

Reverse gears are usually straight-cut, thus whine.

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Antarctic ice THICKER than first feared – penguin-bot boffins

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First I heard of Linux-powered anything...

Can I convert my car to run on it?

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South Londoner wins Reddit MILLIONAIRE not-a-lottery lottery

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Re: errrm....

Ya know, that's how I took it... but then it occurred that there are people who --if they were empowered financially-- might do greater good. Crowdfunding a change in the balance. So to speak.

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Reuse the Force, Luke: SpaceX's Elon Musk reveals X-WING designs

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Calling International Rescue.

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'How a censorious and moralistic blogger ruined my evening'

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New article title: "1 Thing you Never Heard Before About Buzzfeed"

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Uber bends over for internal privacy probe amid stalking claims

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Re: Priceless quote

Mostly from a man named Zuck, it seems.

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If only 0.006% care about BLOOD-SOAKED METAL ... why are we spending all this cash?

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Re: Would you care enough to pay more for ...

It is happening today, somewhat disguised. I call it Slavery 2.0, although I might have the version number wrong. I'm not in on the planning meetings.

One of the economic issues with slavery was that it still cost to provide housing and food, the labor wasn't entirely free. The market always wants to cut costs and boost revenue.

So now in the US they pay slaves, but just enough so that they can administer their own slave quarters. It saves on admin, health, and facilities maintenance. The slaves pay an inordinate share of tax which helps pay for the healthcare they can't afford otherwise.

This benefits other country-club attendees as well, landlords, utility providers, used car dealers, payday lenders, etc. It has the thin sheen of liberty, but there is absolutely no wiggle room, no one is going far from their quarters. And if they do, they'll spend it on another country clubber's enterprise, like a tavern.

There's a joke about Rick Perry in Texas; he added so many jobs that you can have 3 of them to stay afloat. It is better than the 3rd world, but it ain't freedom.

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More Microsoft staffers shown the door in Round 3 of job cuts

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The quantity is interesting, but what will tell is whether they have turned to repelling quality. Be interesting to know how many of those let go are hired quickly by other firms. That is the story that would interest.

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Knock Knock tool makes a joke of Mac AV

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AC, good idea to be cautious. Also, if you want a GUI, etrecheck will make you a nice list as well. Not sure if ti gets the same things, but I have found some mouldering daemons with it.

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New software ported from Windows to Mac! You'll never guess what. Yes, it's spyware

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symantec.com is my idea of a bad place. If the Reg keeps doing these important-content-free articles it's going to be right up there.

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Remember when Google+ outed everyone by their real names? Now Google's sorry

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Gone

The last place to hide from the NSA.

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NIST told to grow a pair and kick NSA to the curb

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Re: One thing right.

Also..."a lack of qualified personnel was a *key shortfall* for the NIST."

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Adobe all smiles as beret bods spaff cash on non-cloud Creative Suite

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If yer doing photos, Capture One is worth a look.

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The ULTIMATE space geek accessory: Apollo 15's joystick up for sale

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Re: I'll bet it will be quite stiff

Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too.

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Apple tips Shiraz down all its techies' throats (that's the rumoured name for OS X 10.10)

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Finally catching up to BeOS. Except in functionality.

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JavaScript guru slots into Mozilla CTO seat left empty by anti-gay marriage ex-boss

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They can't get it right...

Now they promote a guy named Gal! What are they thinking? Pendulum too far the other way. Geeesh.

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Tom Ridge: Private sector lagging in cybersecurity

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WTF is a warfighter? Was there something wrong with saying military?

Simpleton Bush language still smouldering out there.

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UK cops: Keep yer golden doubloons, ad folk. Yon websites belong ta PIRATES

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Such a shame...

..that the acronym couldn't work out to PICPU.

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Symantec fires CEO Steve Bennett: To lose 1 chief is unfortunate, to lose 2 is OK, apparently

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When it comes to Symantec, I'm not sympathetic.

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Kent Police fined £100k for leaving interview vids of informants in old cop shop

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The information fell into the wrong hands when the police got it.

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Previously stable Greenland glaciers now rushing to the sea

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A bit early to buy visittropicalgreenland.com ?

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Apple flops out latest OS X Mavericks beta, hopes sound+graphics sorted

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I do not understand the frenzy to update. No OS X release has been useful until after the 10.x.5 release at minimum. Up to then it's beta-land.

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Morrisons supermarket hit by MASSIVE staff payroll data robbery

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"We are liaising with the police and highest level of cyber crime authorities."

That is reassuring.

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Delhi police forget passwords to corruption portal, ignore 600 crimes

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Re: I wonder...

It's like the one in the US: To Protect (the wealthy) and to Serve (warrants on poor people).

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Apple finance overlord Oppenheimer: I love Apple, but I gotta get this pilot licence. See ya

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Do I hear a bell tolling faintly?

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Reports pump fuel into iCar gossip: Apple in 'talks' with Tesla

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Not just an Acquisition...

but a confession as well. The idea gauge reads empty.

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Google, Apple pop a cap in that Flappy Birds crapp app flapp

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Angry Flappy Birds

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You DON'T need a new MacBook! Reg man fiddles with Fusion, pimps out vintage Pro

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What happens if one of the drives fails physically? Let's say we want to try the freezer trick to grab some data, can it be stuffed in a case and mounted externally after being formatted that way?

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