Beep, beep, beep ...
NASA: "Good morning New Horizons. How are you feeling?"
NH: "Good morning NASA, I'm well and all my circuits are responding normally."
NASA: "Excellent, and are you ready to begin your mission?"
NH: "Yes. I'm ready to start exploring the mysterious ninth planet of our solar system."
NASA: "Ninth planet? Oh... er... yes. Right. Good."
NH: "Is there a problem NASA?"
NASA: "No, not really there's just been a few changes since you set off."
NASA: "Well nothing that affects your mission really, but we reclassified Pluto as a dwarf planet."
NH: "A dwarf planet? What the HAL is a dwarf planet."
NASA: "It's still mysterious and very interesting."
NH: "I don't suppose, by any chance, you mean it's inhabited by beings of restricted growth."
NASA: "Er... no."
NH: "Thought not. [sigh] Right. I'd better take a look at this big rock of yours then. [mutters] Here I am, brain the size of a dwarf planet ..."