* Posts by seven of five

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High rear end winds cause F-35A ground engine fire

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at the base for surface-to-air training.

THey mean like starting and stuff?

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Newest Royal Navy warship weighs as much as 120 London buses

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Re: HMS Forth??

> What happened to the first three?

BAE

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Re: 120 London buses

essentially correct (for displacement hulls).

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Windows Update borks PowerShell – Microsoft won't fix it for a week

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Joke

(Warning, may contain traces of sarcasm)

"Microsoft even went as far as to open source PowerShell last week, [...]"

aaaaand already broken. See? SEE!!1!one! This is the scourge of open source...

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DCIG mid-market array guide: Why we left those companies out

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Bovine excrement.

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Blackberry beats the vendors it trails, finishes Quadrooter patches

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Re: You listening

Not only Samsung, all of them - including Goo^H^H^HAlphabet.

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seven of five

You (Mr Chirgwin) can cut the smug grin.

Your tone is inadequate. RIM did an excellent job here and deserves better than a sarcastic remark.

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Farewell Patch Tuesday fragmentation: from October, MS will roll just one monthly patch

seven of five

Yeah, nice, little Operating system you have there. Would be a shame if anything happened to it...

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[...]Windows will release a single Monthly Rollup that addresses both security issues and reliability issues in a single update,[...]

iow: the next GWX will get us all.

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MoD flings £800m at Dragons' Den miltech startup wheeze as post-Brexit costs bite

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Re: futuristic

only what you see, pal...

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Microsoft buries the bad Windows Phone news: Mobile sales collapse

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Blackberry?

If Blackberry is as dead as they all claim, how dead is Windows phone?

And I was pretty sure BB to be the first to exit. bbexit, kinda (SCNR).

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Giant Musk-stick test-firing proves a rocket can rise twice

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All nice and well, but

This all looks very fancy, but can the rocket also start and land from... say

.

.

.

inside an old volcano?

...Now wheres me cat? pardon: Wo ist meine Katze?

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A trip to the Twilight Zone with a support guy called Iron Maiden

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Re: Hmm.

Oh, you are soooo funny.

Ha.

Ha.

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DARPA's 'flying wing' drone inches closer to lift-off

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Re: actually 600lb, 272Kg, can make quite a fair sized bang

against a ship, even less.

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seven of five

"Tactically Exploited"?

Who comes up with these names?

Why not:

Blast

Shit

Outta

´Dem

or

Unique

Performance

Search,

Kill,

Investigate,

Rotorcraft

Technology?

Bah, amateurs.

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Are DataCore's SPC benchmarks unfair?

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convert to market share?

While it will be in the (storage) news for a while, the pactical releveance for most of us just isn´t there.

selecting your (or rather your companies) next storage system rarely contains "who is the quickest" in step one.

RAS, existing service contracts, hassle free migration and -of course- the numbers returned from your buying department will be more relevant.

I actually do wonder whether they really did themselves a favour by that number - we could never consider such a system now as we need around 1200TB of disk storage, this would result in a hundred of their parallel servers. Thats half a billion iops. Or buy a slower configuration, but who would buy they quickest array there is and then slow it down?

I´d be interested if this really converts to market share.

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Germany: If Brits vote to Remain, we'll admit Hurst's 1966 goal was a goal

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If it is in "Bild"

... it is a lie.

Flee, you fools!

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The SPC-1 benchmark is cobblers, thunders Oracle veep

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What Datacore did not say:

"We actually only used 1.25TB (per server node) for the DRAM (2.5TB total for both nodes) to get 5.1 million IOPS, while Huawei used 4.0TB [in total] to get 3 million IOPS."

Somehow Datacore failed to mention their parallel server had a usable capacity of 12Tbyte, while the V18800 came with 69Tbyte usable capacity, 4,8TB usable per TB cache on datacore vs 17TB per TB on Huawei´s system.

jftr...

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Burger-slinger Wendy’s admits: Cash-till data breach hit 1 in 20 outlets

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paper slips and coins

Now how inconvenient would it have been to pay cash for that lousy burger? An ATM is dangerous enough these days, no chance in hell I´ll stick something valid for several thousand euros into that POS (HA!) terminal to pay fo a tenner.

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Power9: Google gives Intel a chip-flip migraine, IBM tries to lures big biz

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Re: POWER9 performance?

[power is slower than x86, oracle wins, yadda yadda...]

look, kebabbert got a new handle...

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Storage admins.... they'll take your jobs

seven of five

relax...

having seen what (capable) server admins did to perfectly innocent SAN or arrays, I can sleep comfortably and know:

Their incompetence is my job security.

There is more to storage administration than just allocating gigabytes.

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Intel tock blocked for good: Tick-tock now an oom-pah-pah waltz

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Re: Beginning of the end for Intel?

> Remember when Intel killed MIPS with Itainium

speaking of which: When did the last one of these come out and how happy are HP(now)E about this?

It feels like ages the last time Matt Bryant did one of his "down with POWER, all hail Itanium" rages. At least there is still some life in SPARC...

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Cisco slings speedier SAN switches

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Re: I'm wearing a Cisco shirt... but

An interesting post with many uncommon conclusions. And all those great percentages. Nice.

Now, how polite was that! :)

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Dixons Carphone to shut down 134 shops

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Re: Somebody say something nice about them

Let me try:

The are above average in their market.

hmm, thats too generic.

They do everything they can. (Noooo, just sarcastic)

How about: They have put up a valliant effort.

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IBM still on a (downward) roll with 15th consecutive quarterly revenue drop

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Re: I am not a business type...

Still more income (and certainly more profitable) than most countries on this planet.

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Windows 10 makes big gains at home, lags at work

seven of five

I also see:

Additionally, Win 7 looks stable and all growth of Win X is at the cost of version 8.

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Windows 10: What's coming in 2016?

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First, second and third thing to come:

First, second and third thing to come will be more imaginative ways to bother those still not on W10 with sneaky downloads and upgrade nagscreens.

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UK ISP Sky to make smut an opt-in service from 2016

seven of five

At the forefront of technology

Sky, putting the new 451 error code to good use.

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Motorola’s X Force awakens a seemingly ‘shatterproof’ future

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too good to be true?

So, for a mere 500 quid I do get everything one could wish for:

- stock android

- large battery

- dual sim

- decent camera

-SD slot

(and alumunium!).

Its a trap, isn´t it?

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How I found a small, weird-looking horned dinosaur from eastern USA

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[...]horned, strong arms, huge talons, dwells in the east - its a bloody deathclaw I tell you!

-- Harold

(and how did you survive? I didn´t! Haha, ´loving that joke...)

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Brocade admins: Check your privilege

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Fabric OS v6.3.1b is very old

That is a pretty historic release (most 8 and 16GBit switches should run v7), but then again I would not bet this to be fixed in v7.

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BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?

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[...] Mary?" the PFY asks.

"My name's Sonia."

[...] says Mary...

excellent.

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128GB DDR4 DIMMs have landed so double your RAM cram plan

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Re: Make Moooaaaarrrrrr!!!

Only those "Midrange / *NIX systems" can have theses sticks as well and will top out at 16-32TB by then.

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Coffee fixes the damage booze did to your liver, study finds

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Re: Short on the key metrics.

another one, of course.

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Pause Patch Tuesday downloads, buggy code can kill Outlook

seven of five

"Anyone relying on Outlook for their email is in for a nasty surprise."

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Google's YouTube Red deal: Sign, or we'll make you disappear

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Impressive

I am impressed (and somewhat disappointed at the same time) you managed to keep a straight face with reporting the tube going red.

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We SC what you did there, Mikey: Dell emits top-end array, hyper-converged boxes

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Joke

Re: 5Ghz x86?

two cores @2.5GHz

simples.

edit: where do they mention the 5GHz anyway?

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So, what's happening with LOHAN? Sweet FAA, that's what

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Pint

Can´t you

pose as germans and apply for permission to launch from a submarine right off their coast?

"Sis will be our Version 2 attempt to launch from submarine number nein (IX) ... quite a drumbeat..." Just don´t let them go into hedgehog mode at you.

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NSA? Illegal spying? EU top lawyer is talking out of his Bot – US gov

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Coat

Re: Pic

Well, I could make her one...

aaaand out.

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Pic

Anyways: Whos the cutie on the title?

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German regulator sets VW deadline

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Re: Go Petrol Go!

given (amongst others) the lack of an ignition system and the engine being built to a compression waaaaay above one suitable for gasoline, i´d say: no.

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Tech turned on its head: 'Dislike' button in Facebook, pay Snapchat $1 to defuse self-destructing sexy selfies

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Coat

Re: How about a Fuck button

I would have expected quite a lot of movies could be summarised with "fuck"...

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ESA tries UPLOADING PATCH to Philae lander to fix radios

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What then?

easy: send in a probe which can retrieve Philae and return it to where we can plug a cable. Has to be an orbital facility, though (contamination, you know), so we need to build that first.

We can practise by picking up spirit and fixing that though little guy for another round.

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It's still 2015, and your Windows PC can still be pwned by a webpage

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Re: 56 security vulnerabilities

Special offer? 12% free! ?

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Joke

Re: I thought Edge was supposed to contain some fancy security features?

> Nothing was EVER like IE 6.

Actually not even IE6

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Reg reader shares AshMad blackmail email about which he gives 'zero f***s'

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Re: The Golden Cow?

Odd, I have deactiveted ABP for El Reg but don´t get any ads. Darn, I can´t tell whether I should feel cheated now...

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At LAST: RC4 gets the stake through the heart

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Re: Good luck, with some devices embedded management servers...

> and start complaining to manufacturers that their firmware is shit

Most of the affected systems are just plain old and EOL. Many vendors will gladly sell you the successor which does not use RC4 anymore.

But quite often there is a very good reason to still use the old product - dependent software releases (or worse, dependent hardware), inability to get migration downtime and of course: money.

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US to stage F-35-versus-Warthog bake-off in 2018

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Re: At the end of the day...

not very, but the AK and (especially) rusty Toyota trucks are know to be near indestructable.

In the end of the day we will do multi-million dollar sorties against some speck in the desert worth less than 10k and call it "a victory".

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Coat

versus?

F-35 vs A10? Obviously not head on, as the F-35 does not have enough firepower to bring a hog down - you need the navy for this :)

yes, I know. Its just I am a tad sad to see the hogs finally leaving. But loitering above a battlefield to pick off tanks has become pretty dangerous these days. (really) last of the gunfighters[1].

[1] originally awarded to the Crusader.

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BOFH: An architect and his own entirely avoidable downfall

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Re: Not sure about that

> [...] to be fighting individual but parallel battles against upper management.

are there others? Everything else is just ... clashes.

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