Posts by cosymart

Re: determine why its voter registration site crashed

We'd just like to check what currency you'd like your cheque in?... And which bank you have now transferred to as apparently NatWest is pants?

Re: MS Band

I have 2 watches, neither of which ever need winding or charging. Why should I or anyone take a considerable number of backward steps?

Re: But...But....

I thought he was nuked on that asteroid? You mean he might have escaped via a hidden tunnel! Wow you couldn't make it up!

Re: Rebrand

I ain't Spartacus > Your title is Coxchopper or the less drastic Coxstabber.

Re: There's a reason for that...

That might be because 8 out of 9 car owners are not complete morons?

But every driver knows that every other driver, apart from them, is a complete moron. So that makes 99.9999% of drivers to be morons.

Re: Purrrrfect Journalism

Don't worry Mr Bond, "James Bond" will soon catNip that in the bud.

Re: WTF!

That explains two things: 1) why I needed Quick Time and 2) why I am having trouble getting out of this wooden box.

Or to be more correct Mammary Gland Mouse.

Photos or it Didn't Happen :-)

Have a look at some videos :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uljVI4m5e3c

The icon seemed somehow appropriate :-)

A "puss paw" speed :-)

Re: Damn

Running an Ad-blocker?

Re: myee is down now

Why are you posting a sensible comment? This is The Register not BBC letters. Get a grip man, this is a test to prepare you for when BT takes over.

Re: What do people do when their computer breaks?

Keep the guy in the little computer repair shop in town in business. I think he is looking to retire as he has started to sell Linux Mint pre-installed.

Re: I mean what is the point

Shush, don't feed the troll.

Re: Why?

Tell that to the inventor of the TV remote :-)

Re: Really - there wasn't a cleaner or anyone else in the building...

Why are there handles on doors that need to be pushed?

We don't have them here....

911 operators that is.... 999 yes, and what lovely bunch they are (never know when you might need one)

Re: Cool set of images.

So which relative orbit would you put the relay station in? There would be times when the relay station could be further away distance wise than Earth. Might need more than one :-)

Who knew that heavy metal could be so interesting....:-)

Good Grub!!

Your definition of good grub is very different to mine - veggie cafe :-( Yet when I was there a few years back one of the sustainable ideas was a small holding with pigs and chickens.... but the "produce" was not sold in the shops or cafe, most strange.

Re: Why?

The speal chucker :-(

Re: Bluetooth can be a temperamental bugger..

The only conclusion that I can come to having the limited data available is this: You have a solid bone head. That will be £1,000.00 consultation fee.

Re: The clock is ticking

You spelt c***ts incorrectly :-)

@ John 104 - I cannot work out if you are trolling or a genuine proud parent. I will assume the latter.

I cannot work out why you think that looking at "cool stuff" is in anyway a preparation for a career in aerospace or mechanical engineering?

Re: You also cannot take it over Marlow Bridge (even if you're a Yummy Mummy)

@ s.pam <Pedant Mode>The Sherman is a WWII Tank and weighed 30Tonnes. </Pedant Mode>