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Wanna keep your data for 1,000 YEARS? No? Hard luck, HDS wants you to anyway

cosymart
Facepalm

1,000 years

Load of bollocks. How do you prove it? Just look at the technology and sociological advances made in the last 1,000 years. Look at the equivalent from c1080. The Doomsday Book, this was written in Medieval Latin and was highly abbreviated and included some vernacular native terms without Latin equivalents. So, it was written in ink on velum? and we still cannot read/understand all of it.

How many words and abbreviations in regular use in various Navies (vernacular native terms seems quite apt :-) ) will be understood in 100 years time let let alone 1,000 years.

Anyone paying good money for 1,000 year archives needs to invest in quality paper, ink and people who have legible handwriting! Oh, and add a dictionary to the list of things to be transcribed :-)

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General Motors issues STOP DELIVERY for 2,800 corvettes over defects in 2015 model

cosymart

Time Warp

Bit like Garmin issuing their map version 2015.10 in spring 2014. Confusion or what!

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Fanfare of trumpets as LOHAN reveals mission patch

cosymart
Facepalm

Ditto the UK

Yes, my first thoughts were why the USA in the background. Should be UK or Western Europe.

Methinks that someone has dropped the balls. Come on Lester own up, you were so blinded by bodette Fenke Foss and her attributes that you failed to check the details. :-)

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Microsoft KILLS Windows 8.1 Update 2 and Patch Tuesday

cosymart
Megaphone

Broke

@Hargrove - 'Whatever happened to "do it right the first time" and "If it ain't broke, don't fix it?"'

"do it right first time"!!! You mean you have never used any Microsoft software, or to be honest any software of any substance. If software suppliers produced cars it would look like a CV2 and arrive with no wheels, you would never be able to trade it in as you don't actually own it.

It is broke and they are struggling to fix it :-( The only issue as I see it is that Microsoft's definition of broke is somewhat different to yours and mine.

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We sent a probe SIX BILLION km to measure temperature of a COMET doing 135,000 km/h

cosymart
Headmaster

Re: Celsius?

@mr.K - You are missing the fact that a Metre is a unit of measure and a meter is a device to measure with.

I will just get my coat out of the meter cupboard :-)

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Nice computers don’t need to go to the toilet, says Barclays

cosymart
Happy

Tip

Just to change the topic ever so slightly....

If you ever have call up one these awful telephone systems, you know: press 1 for contracts, 2 for payments....etc. Just press the # key, human every time :-)

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You! Pirate! Stop pirating, or we shall admonish you politely. Repeatedly, if necessary

cosymart
Facepalm

Aware

All advertising does is make people aware. So lots more people will soon be aware that there are alternative methods of obtaining digital media with little or no penalties.

Is this really the message they want to be putting out?

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True fact: Your CAT wees ... like a racehorse

cosymart
Holmes

Needs to be asked.

Is there a difference between male and female pee times? Given the above discussion and the fact, now established, that the length of the urethra is critical females should pee for a shorter time? Or am I missing something here?

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You need a list of specific unknowns we may encounter? Huh?

cosymart
Holmes

Re: Anyone familiar with the Peter Principle

The trick here is to recognise that point in your own career and swiftly take early retirement based on that pay level.

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Apple is KILLING OFF BONKING, cries mobe research dude

cosymart
Happy

Re: Shift in Thinking

@Don Dumb Thank you for your enlightenment. As a 60+ person I may fit into your Waitrose elderly persona. On that topic I have noticed that I seem to be one of the few people to use the self-scan system that they have. Now that does same time.

Getting back to bonking...If my Waitrose shopping bill ever came to under £20 I would bonk like mad! :-)

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cosymart
WTF?

Shift in Thinking

I have had a pay by bonk card for ages. Never used it as the only tills I have seen it at have been at the larger shops/department stores. After having queued to arrive at a till I now have a choice:: Cash? Card? or Bonk? Not knowing the fine detail of the pay by bonk or indeed if will it work I use either cash or card.

I have no desire to look like a plonker waving my card and the cashier giving me strange looks (well, no more than normal) :-(

Why not stick a small unmanned pay by bonk till by the exit with bullet point instructions for idiots (me) to reduce the normal queues?

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Tech that we want (but they never seem to give us)

cosymart
Mushroom

Re: What tech do you want that industry does not deliver?

Add to that software that does not need patches to make it function as it should.

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cosymart
Facepalm

If cups kept the beverage at the served temperature when would you be able to drink it? Ditto the scalding hot cheese in the pizza. Idiot!

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Look, pal, it’s YOUR password so it’s YOUR fault that it's gone AWOL

cosymart

Why would I want to keep ass?

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Boffins debunk red wine miracle antioxidant myth

cosymart
IT Angle

To aid science

To aid medical science I fully intend to continue drinking red wine and when I clog it donate my body for them to examine. What we need is a control group of non-drinkers who will also donate their bodies. Any takers?

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Hey, does your Smart TV have a mic? Enjoy your surveillance, bro

cosymart
FAIL

Smart TVs

Try and buy a stupid TV, nigh on impossible. Quote from my local TV dealer, "all TVs are smart these days" :-(

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Hey sailor, fancy putting your hands all over a NeRD fondleslab?

cosymart
Holmes

Network

Even if it did have wireless it wouldn't be a lot of use as a sub must as near a perfect Faraday cage as it is possible to build.

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Passport PIN tech could have SAVED MH370 ID fraudsters

cosymart
Joke

Re: Lost or stolen (or dead)

You mean as well as clearing up the blood and disposing of the body I have find the passport and send it to the passport office. Oh you didn't mean executer...my bad :-(

My coat is the one with executor instructions in the pocket along with the bloody knife. A bloody dictionary would be better!

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'Mommy got me an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000 for Xmas!' South Park: Stick of Truth

cosymart
Holmes

Re: Girls

Lots of people have degrees, many have more than one. Does not necessarily mean that they are any good at anything in the work place. What is wrong with working at a hotel? One of my friends started working at a hotel and is now finance director of an international hotel chain.

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PSST! New PCs with Windows 7 preinstalled are out there – and will be into 2015, at least

cosymart
WTF?

Sell it to me

Perhaps it because I a bit long in the tooth, but if someone is trying to get me to buy something I expect them to sell it to me. You know the carrot, oooh buy this because it will do this; quicker, better, less errors etc. All I am getting is "move to Windows 8 because XP is being pulled". Great incentive! So just what is better about the latest offering? Do tell, don't be shy.

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LOHAN's handsome young autopilot springs into life

cosymart
Childcatcher

Re: Don't forget

Speaking of foreign shores... What you also need then is an automatic flag slider (Think 007 number plates on the Aston Martin DB5). This could be linked to the GPS and programmed to change when crossing the border. We don't want our hero Playmonaut to be banged up for illegal entry.

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BT scratches its head over MYSTERY Home Hub disconnections

cosymart
Thumb Up

I like Virgin(s)

To put the other side of the coin I have the combined router/modem/hub/thingy from Virgin and it has been perfect from the day it arrived. Full house coverage, no problems.

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Chaps propose free global WiFi delivered FROM SPAAAACE

cosymart
Happy

Vision

I cannot get rid of the vision of an ISS astronaut opening a window and chucking a handful of small cubes out and then carefully closing the window. Bizarre :-)

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Mail Migration

cosymart
FAIL

2nd Migration

So having migrated your mail system once, your organisation presumably made the wrong choice or the perimeters changed. The phrase "the grass is greener on the other side of the fence" springs to mind. I also foresee blood on the carpet; users are involved :-(

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Twitter: It's JUST LIKE Elder Scrolls (no it's not)

cosymart

Re: most of them looking younger than the apps on my iPhone ?

If it is not Mole Station then what is it?

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LOHAN embraces handsome young autopilot

cosymart
Pirate

Re: Plummet

I think you may find that Lemmings have the patent on "Plummet". Please cease all use of the word especially in relation to gut wrenching free-fall.

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On the matter of shooting down Amazon delivery drones with shotguns

cosymart
WTF?

Re: Guns won't work, so let's look at alternatives...

Low budget re-enactment....splutter! Any lower budget and the actors would be paying to take part.

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NASA pic: DOOMED ice Comet ISON literally had snowball's chance in hell

cosymart
Pint

Re: And the Eadon memorial award goes to. . .

Didn't know that he had passed on.

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Are you experienced? The Doctor Who assistants that SUFFERED the most

cosymart
Megaphone

What about...

River Song being brought up by aliens and then killing her husband?

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Falkland Islands almost BLITZED from space by plunging European ion-rocket craft

cosymart
Mushroom

Update

10 November 2013 - 23:50 CET

Contact with GOCE was made once again from the Troll station in Antarctica at 23:42 CET. The central computer temperature is at 80ºC and the battery is at 84ºC. At an altitude of less than 120 km, the spacecraft is – against expectations – still functional.

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Backup software for HDD and Cloud

cosymart

Backup?

This may sound like a strange question but why not use Windows Backup? Or is that too simple? Just point it at whatever drive you need to back up to.

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Virgin Media suffers growing pains as Cable Cowboy daddy settles in

cosymart
WTF?

Re: Rip Out....

I have never known any of the providers rip out the previous connections or indeed their own when swapping over tenants / owners. Witness the masses of redundant co-ax cable from both Virgin and Sky strewn around the door frames and skirting boards of most flats.

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Fiery bits of Euro satellite to rain down on Earth this weekend

cosymart

Re: Here's to hoping it lands on Brussels!!

Have an "o".....

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Nothing to sniff at: Dell Ultrabooks REEK OF CAT PEE, scream users

cosymart
Windows

Re: we don't test for smell

3 Rats arse?

PS I don't want to draw up the standard values. Sniffer dogs? or him?.......>>>>>>>>

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Digital radio may replace FM altogether - even though nobody wants it

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DAB - Could be better!

I would love to use DAB as my main source of radio music as when it works it is great. Between my house and the transmitter is a long line of brick houses so the signal stands no chance. FM is fine though. Have 2 DAB radios. One is connected to an external aerial, works fine, the other does not have an external aerial connector so is either a door stop or connected to FM.

Agree with the earlier comment about the design of the DAB radios, why do they all try to look "trendy retro" and fail?

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Don't crack that Mac: Almost NOTHING in new Retina MacBook Pros can be replaced

cosymart
Coffee/keyboard

Splutter!

Please don't talk about "Thongs", "motherboards" and "balls" in the same comment please.

Thank goodness keyboards are repairable still! :-)

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Assange: 'Ecuadorian embassy staff are like my family'

cosymart
Paris Hilton

Free?

Is there any payment for dossing in an embassy? If not might try that the next time I am in London for a long weekend. Choice: typical *** star London hotel for £120 a night or a free stay at an embassy of my choice....mmm tough one.

Paris Hilton cos she isn't against putting it up for free.

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British support for fracking largely unmoved by knowledge of downsides

cosymart

Greens, peas and things.

The problems is as I see it is this. All the Greens ever do is say "No, you cannot do that" I have never come across a Green positive quote ie. "You cannot do this but doing this would be better and more effective".

Examples:

1) You cannot put a barrage across (name your nearest estuary) as it will harm the environment. Excuse me, but if we don't tackle global warming the environment is fucked anyway!

2) You cannot build wind farms as it damages the environment and harms birds. Excuse me, but if we don't tackle global warming the environment is fucked anyway!

Nutters!

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SpaceX Falcon boosts to glory from Vandenberg space force base

cosymart
Happy

Re: Extra large cargo bay?

Will it have the fluffy dice?

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EU move to standardise phone chargers is bad news for Apple

cosymart
Meh

Re: Standardised connector

Or a car power socket....

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British Gas robo home remote gets itself into hot water

cosymart
Meh

How Much!!!!

I bought 5 TRVs for £25 from Screwfix.

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Google Nexus 7 2013: Fondledroids, THE 7-inch slab has arrived

cosymart
Linux

Re: Best Tablet in the World?

I assume that they are sheep...Baa!

Sorry about the Linux icon but it is the only animal in the pot.

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Finally it happens: MAN BITES DOG - after stabbing himself

cosymart
FAIL

Moggy

I once saw a large German Shepherd dog make a lunge for the next door neighbours moggy and the moggy just lazily turned round and slashed the dog 3 perfect grooves down it's nose. I have never seen a more surprised look on a dog ever.

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20 injured at LG phone giveaway as PR stunt turns into freetard riot

cosymart
Childcatcher

PR

Good PR though as we are all discussing it...:-)

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Gov: Half of new tech spending must be made with SME suppliers

cosymart
WTF?

25%

Is that 25% of all business by volume or value? Big difference.

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Transdimensional rift appears above Australian bolt supplier

cosymart
Happy

Re: I think.....

What does your wife have: Tin foil pockets? Tooled up lizard? A bogan time portal? An enormous pair? A knocked up a kitchen stool?

Hang on I might have spotted it :-)

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Who's who: 12th Doctor has been chosen, will meet you on Sunday night

cosymart

!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Shrimpling Well done :-)

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cosymart
Unhappy

Re: Ted Danson

Laurence Fishburne had already done that :-(

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US Republican enviro-vets: 'Climate change is real. DEAL WITH IT'

cosymart
Megaphone

Re: I don't like it!

I for one have no objections to a world with clean air and water, and that in it's self is an admirable goal. I am just not convinced that climate warming is solely attributable to mankind. I didn't say mankind is not having an effect just not 100% attributable.

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Apple FINGERED our personal packages every day, claim shop staff

cosymart
Meh

Re: Compensation

Root = Route, liberal??? There is no point in suing the people who don't make money. Apart from these basic errors your post is a poor troll. Please make more of an effort next time :-)

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