* Posts by Turtle

1888 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jan 2010

Google BLASTS BACK at Apple, Microsoft, Sony in Android patent WAR

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@ Bladeforce

"Bloody fool, they pulled out simply because they knew the patents were going to be trolled which is against their policy. "

Evidently you don't know that Google was an early investor in Intellectual Ventures, which was formed solely for the purpose of patent trolling.

"Sony (thousands of artists, directors have been royally screwed by these and took them to court. )

No artists directors etc have been "royally screwed" by anyone as badly as they have been by Google and Google's funding of piracy and pirate sites via their Ad-Sense etc programs.

"Microsoft..need we say any more? "

Yeah, you do need to say more, like, what the fuck that's got to do with the matter under discussion, which is exactly nothing.

"Apple..again speaks for themselves.."

Ditto.

"Only a person with a weak mind wouldn't be able to see what these trolls were going to do"

Then the weakest minds here are Google's, for refusing to join the consortium.

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@ Alan Denman

"With this endless innovation costing both big money and market share, Apple and Microsoft(aka Nokia) see litigation as far more worthwhile."

No. Microsoft simply wants to monetize its patents and Apple wants to maintain product differentiation and prevent others from using ideas that Apple has created. Neither one wants to be embroiled in lawsuits, but Google's policy is to refuse to license anyone else's IP.

Whether you are an amateur photographer or a company with a half-a-trillion-dollar market cap, Google has decided that your IP is theirs to take at will, and they act accordingly - with as many hands as they can muster.

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@ Blarkon: Re: How quickly we forget

"Google was even invited into the consortium that purchased the patents - but wanted to go their own way."

And they explicitly stated that the reason for their refusal was that being only part owners of the Nortel patents would prevent them from asserting those patents against others - including, and especially (one would have to presume) the other parties who joined the consortium.

So they're getting sued over these patents by other parties because they wanted to use these patents to... to sue those other parties!

Clever.

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Re: is Sony the height of absurdity

"If this is indeed a case of Sony suing itself for patent infringement, this should be enough to dismiss the lawsuit. In a normal world, that is."

I didn't see anything in the article stating that Rockstar was suing Sony. I would think that Sony, being a co-owner of the patents in suit, would have a right to use those patents.

But you're right. In a normal world, a lawsuit by Sony against Sony for infringing on patents owned by Sony would, indeed, be dismissed.

So that's a good insight on your part.

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@ Andrew Jones 2

Here's a quote from your post:

"Rockstar are actively suing Android manufacturers like HTC and Samsung for their Android devices BUT NOT their Windows (or other OS) devices which would clearly infringe on some of the same patents IF if is found that their Android devices do infringe. "

Here's a quote from the story:

"The move is the latest chapter in a saga that dates back to 2011, when Apple, BlackBerry, EMC, Ericsson, Microsoft, and Sony teamed up to buy the patent portfolio of failed telecoms vendor Nortel for $4.5bn, beating out Google's own $900m bid."

Here's my question to you:

Do you think that the fact that Microsoft is one of the members of the consortium that bought the patents could in some way relate to the fact that the consortium is not targeting Windows devices?

Is that possible, do you think?

Get lost, fanbois: Nokia pulls HERE Maps from Apple's App Store

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Apple is all about "control," right?

"When its own Maps software wasn't directing hapless drivers onto airport runways, it was rather rudely deleting whole towns."

Population control!

Ross Ulbricht: 'Oi! Give me back my $34m in Silk Road Bitcoin booty'

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What ACTUALLY "remains to be seen".

"It remains to be seen whether those same well-wishers will be willing to put those funds towards Ulbricht's legal fees now that he has admitted to owning more than $30m worth of Bitcoin at the time of his arrest."

What actually remains to be seen is what the taxman thinks about Ulbricht having these Bitcoins which, even before the value recently ballooned, were worth a substantial sum. And if this is the first that the taxman is learning about it because Ulbricht hasn't reported it on his tax forms, then he going going to go away on tax evasion charges for a long, long time...

Lyrics upstart Rap Genius blacklisted by Google for Justin Bieber SEO scam

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"Androgynous"??

"when teenage girls searched for the deep meaning in the androgynous Canadian pop star's lyrics,"

Androgynous? Certainly not - she's a lady through and through!

What is the difference between a drone, a model and a light plane?

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The Flight of the Phoenix

"'The engineer in me sees no difference in principal between an R/C aircraft and a full size/real aircraft.' I think the view it gives you is a bit different… no?"

Here's movie about the differences - or the lack thereof - between model airplanes and the real ones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flight_of_the_Phoenix

(The 1965 version with James Steward is very highly rated at both IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes.)

F-Secure won't speak at imperialist lackey RSA's 2014 conference

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@ W. Anderson

You're just a bigot, really.

(By the way, what happened to the fact that GCHQ has also been strongly implicated by Snowden?)

Silk Road 2.0 busted! At least two arrests as federal crackdown begins

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Exactly.

"The identity of this new DPR is still unknown. But on Friday he issued a statement to Silk Road 2.0 users saying the site had not been compromised by the recent arrests, since neither of the forum moderators that were charged had access to sensitive material."

That's exactly what the Feds would want him to say.

: )

Ex-Microsofties face 20 years in slammer over insider trading

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@ Phil Endecott

“'For every stock market winner, there is a loser' Really?"

Well maybe she meant to say, "For every stock market winner, there are many, many losers."

Code-busters lift RSA keys simply by listening to the noises a computer makes

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As I Attempt to Imagine To Myself...

Attempting to imagine to myself a scenario where this type of attack could be carried out in the real world, it seems that, no matter how hard I try, the victim always turns out to be Lou Costello.

Go on, buy Bitcoin. But DON'T say we didn't WARN YOU

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Re: Too be fair

"There's nothing that the EBA can do if someone nicks my leather wallet either."

But most people don't use their wallets as bank accounts, nor keep significant portions of their net worth in them. No one is getting into Bitcoins for the sake of stashing a couple of hundred bucks.

Samsung poaches Apple store guru for US retail push

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Will They Ever Learn?

Be it Samsung or Microsoft or anyone else, will they ever learn that only Apple can do what Apple does, because what works for Apple works only for Apple, and attempts by others to do what Apple does can only lead failure.

HALF of all Bitcoin-investing Winklevoss twins predict $400bn market for the currency

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@ Spoddyhalfwit

"Some people will alway write off innovations just as they did with the internet."

To be fair, the tech industry does seem to have a far higher rate of "next big things that will change our lives" that turn out to be useless and worthless, than any other industry.

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@Justice: re "It's worth something, because we say it is."

You've nearly hit on a nice insight there. How about... "A Bitcoin is worth what Winklevoss is willing to pay for it."

Neither Snowden nor the NSA puts CIOs off the cloud, it's just FUD

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Surprise.

"The Edward Snowden affair has not put CIOs off the public cloud"

I find no surprise in this, or anything else in the article.

Cambs prof scoops $3m Fundamental Physics prize

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I'm a little surprised.

Considering the people who got the physics money, I would have expected the same standards to have been applied to the life sciences money. And so I was somewhat surprised to see that there was nothing given to Ray Kurzweil. Or his father.

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The Milner Prize For Physics Failure.

"I failed to become a physicist, so had to settle for millionaire instead."

And speaking of "fail", the "winners" of Milner's physics prize are also failed physicists, supporting a failed research program. So, "fails" all 'round!

NSA alleges 'BIOS plot to destroy PCs'

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@ Trevor_Pott

Ah, your usual eloquence and insight.

The enemy is not the NSA. The enemy is you, and everyone else who thinks that the progress of civilization is measured in the amount of benefits that government delivers, because of the ever-expanding role of government intervention in the life of society and the lives of its citizens required to deliver those benefits.

That Google ARM love-in: They want it for their own s*** and they don't want Bing having it

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Regarding The Picture Of Facebook's 'Cold Storage' Arrays

It depresses me to see such advanced technology being used for such trivial purposes.

Steelie Neelie: EU biz can use YOUR private data WITHOUT PERMISSION

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Can they...

"Under those plans, businesses would have the right to use data that they collect from individuals more freely, and in accordance with the data protection regime, if they pseudonymised the information."

Can they sell it to the NSA? Can they sell it to other parties including European intelligence agencies and then to the NSA? How many parties removed from the original data gatherer must a downstream consumer be before the purchasers and the data are free of all restrictions?

How are those restrictions enforced? Who monitors compliance with them - especially after they've gone to a second, third, or fourth party?

To what degree do jurisdictional and geographical circumstances modify the operation of the restrictions? If the original data gather (or anyone further down the line) sells the data to an entity in, for example, South America or Asia, does the EU admit that the matter is out of their hands? How, in that case, is compliance insured and monitored?

Not everything here is very clear to me.

Munich signs off on Open Source project

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@ Stuart Longland: Re: Wow.

"The point being, such magic requires forward planning. Lots of forward planning."

A decade's worth?

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Wow.

Bearing in mind that some of those migrations merely involve the installation of Firefox, Thunderbird, and Open Office, if we nonetheless assume 250 working days per year, over 10 years, to migrate 15,000 desktops, we have an average migration rate of 6 desktops per day.

Wow.

Apple fanbois warned: No, Cupertino HASN'T built a Bitcoin mining function into Macs

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Clueful. And Otherwise.

'"With many people intrigued by mainstream newspaper stories about Bitcoins, but lacking in knowledge about how to dip their toe into the waters of Bitcoin mining, there is a danger that some folks could take the advice seriously,' Cluley writes in a blog post featuring screenshots of the deliberately misleading flier."

So here we have Cluley attempting to help the Clueless.

Makes sense to me.

Cardslurping kingpin caged for 18 years over Carderplanet forum

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Stability of the US currency

"The secret service looks after the stability of the US currency. Organised major banking fraud falls under that remit."

But in the field of currency protection they are probably best known for their responsibility for investigating counterfeiting.

Marketing told us: 'Justin Bieber is a fad. He’s not going to last.' – Company formerly known as RIM

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The ORIGINAL Statement.

I can't be absolutely 100% sure but I do think that the original statement was "I agree with you that SF isn't for sale but that's because it's already been sold, but don't hate on me for my job when you really should be spending your time looking for a new place to live - preferably in Kansas or Iowa or anywhere far enough away from here that I and other people in my income bracket don't have to have the stench of unwashed rabble like yourselves in our noses. You think I LIKE commuting to Mountain View? I'd like it lots and lots better if I didn't have to share the streets with the likes of YOU. And we're arranging that right now. This protest is dumb. And you're stupid."

Yuppers.

Massive! Yahoo! Mail! outage! going! on! FOURTH! straight! day!

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@ skeptical i: Re: Yahoogroups is still effed up to unuse-ability,

"As I repeatedly asked the CSR with whom I corresponded /at length/ over the aforementioned fubar'ed yahoogroups, 'you clearly have some talented programmers on staff, why are they not being allowed to fix what is broken?'"

So all the effort that went into breaking it is wasted??

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Logo.

"Yahoo! Mail is only now recovering from a massive outage that has delayed mail delivery and locked some users out of their accounts for the past several days."

If the users can't get to their email accounts but do get an error page with that really really very wonderful new Yahoo! logo, then they should be okay with that, right?

Google's patent chief slammed the US patent office – now she's the agency's acting director

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While in principle a very good idea...

It is important that the quality of patents be improved, and vastly improved. But an ex-Googler is not someone I would trust to do it.

Relatedly, I would not want to see anyone working in any capacity, let alone a leadership or policy-making position, for the USPTO unless they agree not to work for any other patent-originating or owning entity for at least five years after leaving the USPTO. (Obviously such a contractual undertaking would need to be worded far more carefully than I have done here but the gist should be clear.)

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@Mikel: Re: Some sanity soon

"The US Supremes are about to hear a case on software patents. Hopefully they'll just broadly outlaw them all together. That would be sweet."

"Sweet" but only because Google is built on one and only one patent: the Page Rank patent. So if patents were outlawed, there would go Google's $50bn/year extortion racket right down the toilet.

But then how ever would Google pay that "laundry list" of shills and Google Tools that you trust to look after your interests, eh? (Eighth post down on http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2012/08/24/google_amended_shills_list/ )

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@ Fihart: Wouldn't be the first (see Yahoo, Nokia).

"Wouldn't be the first (see Yahoo, Nokia)."

"Yahoo, Nokia"? Fuck that. See Andrew McLaughlin.

http://insidegoogle.com/2010/12/ex-googler-leaves-the-white-house/

In what-took-them-so-long news: Spotify touts free Android, iOS music app

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I'd like to know...

What I'd like to know is what kind of deal Led Zeppelin got from Spotify. I was under the impression that Led Zeppelin refused to allow any downloadable sales of their tracks. Not sure though. But I expect that they got a very very lucrative deal if they are letting Spotify stream their tracks because Spotify's usual payouts could not possibly be alluring to Led Zeppelin. Quite the contrary, I would expect. Same with Pink Floyd.

http://www.slashgear.com/led-zeppelin-hits-spotify-in-streaming-deal-11308390/

Los Angeles' weather is just like Mordor, says Brit climate prof

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The FULL statement, revealed!

"Lunt said: 'By comparing our results to evidence of past climate change, for example from tree rings, ice cores, and ancient fossils of plants and animals, we can validate the climate models, and gain confidence in the accuracy of their predictions of future climate. And we certainly are going to validate those models because that's the reason we're even doing this work at all: to validate those models whether they're right or wrong because it really is time that you gave complete political control over the economic life of the entire world to a group of ideologues who want to extirpate large swathes of the world's non-white population, and simultaneously insure that the vastly preponderant majority of any population that we permit to survive, will live in mud huts or caves. Excepting only, well, you know. So that you can look forward to a more moral and ethical world, where there will be two and only two kinds of people: poor white trash living in the poverty they deserve, and high-ranking greens, living in the luxury that their moral purity has earned them for saving the world. Long live Paul Ehrlich!'”

I'm not exactly sure why parts of this quote were omitted in the artlicle.

Bjork, 500+ novelist pals ask UN for 1 bill of digital rights to RULE 'EM ALL

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@ Frallan Re: To little to late

"Had these guys been on the bandwagon then and listened to Why we wanted freetards to be able to continue unmolested instead of worrying of their royalties we might have lived in a slightly better world."

A world in which "democracy" depends on huge corporations being able to earn their wealth by to expropriating authors, writers, musicians, film makers, and anyone whose work can be digitized, for the sake of enabling internet users steal that work in order that they be shown ads or that they buy "premium accounts" from "cyber-lockers", is neither an acceptable world, or acceptable kind of "democracy".

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Same. Or Worse.

"They accuse state agencies like the NSA of stealing private data and compromising freedom of thought and opinion by accessing online information like emails and internet searches."

I'd like to know if venal worms like Cory Doctorow have any qualms about his paymasters at Google doing the same thing.

Cheap 3D printer works with steel

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Intentions

"[T]he Michigan machine gets the world at least part-way towards a printer that's able to make a gun. Not that this is what the university's Open Sustainability Lab is thinking of."

The Open Sustainability Lab has their intentions for the technology, and those intentions can be very neatly discarded and replaced with new intentions by anyone who has acquired the technology.

Bank of America: Bitcoin could become THE currency of e-commerce

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@Rampant Spaniel

"The cynic in me believes what they find most attractive about it is the lack of regulation. Cue the next global financial collapse."

That's what I'm thinking too.

And the idea that the supply of Bitcoins is going to be determined by developers and their decisions regarding transaction rate limit and block sizes etc does not exactly inspire confidence. Well, not in my mind, anyway.

We're not destroying the music biz: Spotify

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@ Psyx: You imagine incorrectly.

"I imagine that the major-label performers are doing fairly well, having had their label negotiate deals from a strong position. As usual, it's the guys who are already short of cash who will be getting hosed."

You imagine incorrectly. No performer is doing well at all from Spotify and other streaming services. The pay per stream, being particularly small fractions of a cent per stream is just too small, to the point where the number of plays per month to get a performer the equivalent of a living wage is quite unreachable.

As is usual on the internet, the only parties making any real money are the aggregators, which in this case would be the steaming services and the record companies.

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Better Now.

"We're not destroying the music biz by ourselves, we are just helping a general effort by a variety of parties *bURP!* - oops sorry!: Spotify"

Fixed.

FTC torches Android flashlight app for spying on users

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Free.

"The FTC said that it has reached a settlement with Goldenshores Technologies, a US developer behind the 'Brightest Flashlight' mobile application, a free download which the FTC said had been installed on 'tens of millions' of Android devices."

So not really "free" then.

Beijing leans on Microsoft to maintain Windows XP support

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@ BillG

'Actually, this EOL reminds me of an old Italian saying, 'Tutto termina in giudizio' which means 'All things end in judgement'"

"All things end in judgement" - an Italian saying? It's good enough to originally be a Latin proverb!

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Unusual Case.

"Beijing leans on Microsoft to maintain Windows XP support"

Well now here's a case where I'm the side of the Chinese government!

Accused Glasshole driver says specs weren't even turned on for traffic stop

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Re: "nothing illegal to be wearing Google Glass"... yet.

"Out of interest, a 'complete halt' as opposed to what other kind of halt?"

The word "complete" as used therein does not add or alter semantical meaning, it serves to emphasize the point that the speaker wants to make. It's a very very commonly used device - perhaps so commonly used that it scarcely calls attention to itself - and if you look (and listen) carefully to others, you will meet with it very very often.

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"nothing illegal to be wearing Google Glass"... yet.

"there is nothing illegal to be wearing Google Glass while driving your vehicle."

There will be, though. The law will be amended to assume that anyone wearing Google glasses is actually using them. Or else everyone would use the same "Yes judge I was wearing them but they weren't turned on." Followed by "Well judge I only turned them on once I brought my vehicle to a complete halt."

Apple patents facial recognition tech for mobile log-in

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Re: Goddamit El Reg

"For a moment I was thinking Apple was patenting facials."

The tech companies have been giving facials to end-users for years and years now.

Drone expert: Amazon's hypetastic delivery scheme a pie in the sky

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@ frank ly

"'You see cynics understand the cost of everything and the value of nothing.' I wish I'd said that."

You will, Oscar, you will.

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/390191-what-is-a-cynic-a-man-who-knows-the-price

http://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/09/05/oscar-will/

Eagle steals crocodile-cam, records video selfie

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Stolen!

"The camera was recovered 100 km from where it was stolen..."

Did they file a police report?