Application...

Worryingly, observing the packaging, it looks like an additional person might be required to apply the product. Perhaps this is for accuracy and to avoid unnecessary spraying of regular skin.

You'd have to be incredibly close to have that kind of forgiving relationship.

Banned from Facebook

Hardly a penalty, more like they are doing him a favour.

Why does Facebook get a pay off, and not users that may have been tormented by the actions of these individuals?

If there is anything worse...

...than people claiming someone isn't funny, just because he/she doesn't suit their humour. It's using someones or somethings name and replacing words to make it sound derogatory (I'm looking at you Stuart Elliott) Seems like the lowest form of wit to me.

Ok, so I'm not really a fan of Sacha's sense of humour either, doesn't mean he isn't funny. His box office records speak volumes for that.

Bank it...

Take the daily interest, split it in half, use one half for the advancement of new products. Take the second half and give it to a random member of the public. Disclaimer that they must spend a proportion of it on Apple products for themselves and their friends.

Sorted! Wheres that marketing director application form?

But

WALL-E was a documentary on the pit falls of becoming too dependant of technology. Should we not learn from these lessons, so as not succumb to the same fate as our predecessors?

Do not build the damn chairs!! We've seen what happens, arrogant fools!

I missed something

I wasn't aware that Apple is and always has been a producer of phones. You know, because that's the only way he could make such claims without being a complete hippocrit.