"Armando Iannucci's TED talk on reincarnation was well received"
555 posts • joined 25 Sep 2006
Thank you for this useful service
Please can you do this list every Patch Tuesday? It's really good to see the list of fixes without having to go back and forth to Microsoft's KB for each one.
Re: No thanks
your ipod on shuffle play must sound like Spike Jones and his City Slickers! :D
We've bin spendin most our life
...livin in an Orwellian spy paradise...
I thought you meant the Cray ran hot enough to cook your BBQ on it...
Remember, kids, being a fuckwit is independent of race, creed or colour!
Although one of these three will give you a head start!
Requires a valid nonce?
I hope it's just my out of date terminology knowledge...
That photo you used...
...always makes me think "We're the knights of the round table, we dance when e'er we're able..."
I put in another vote for Scrivener. It's cheap, designed for the job and you can use it on more than one of your own machines.
I just hope the poor fucker in the picture got paid loads for having to do that pose :-/
"I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, Dave"
"Have you come far?"
"I hit the headboard once."
Re: whatever to the great British tradition....
I just tried to retweet that.
Please please get his hairy bumhole face off the front page.
Re: "You hold a fist in front of your face, raise a finger vertically, then roll it back down."
I believe this is what you are looking for:
Please could you make the active link cover the whole top bar and not just the bit in the middle with the text on it? Ta!
for the excellent phrase "peeling a handy sheep"
Can anyone recommend Windows antivirus that doesn't suck donkey balls and/or suck up all your resources?
Giant bank IT cockup of 2012 'could have brought down ENTIRE financial system'
Could I see a picture of him clothed before deciding?
I'm getting a Fiio X5 for my birthday.
That is all, thank you.
My hotspot is called "Google Surveillance" and no-one's ever bothered me at an airport :-)
I really enjoyed it.
And I didn't roll my eyes once. Lots of excellent, inventive bits. Mixing humour and horror like the best stuff. And the monsters were genuinely scary and exciting. And it's taken me until last episode to realise that I didn't like Clara because she was previously (and probably will be again) written TERRIBLY. These last two episodes she actually came over as an actual person.
Re: NIght Light
God bless wikipedia...
I like to think that all the warming we're doing is counteracting a new ice age which we should have had by now :-)
"Where now for Mark Zuckerberg raised by badgers?"
...what happens if any of the three photons falls out and rolls under the sofa?
since phones are now getting way too big, put it on vibrate and shove it up your arse?
to a chair with a strap-on...
"Oh noes! My inalienable right to behave like a dick is being naysayed by the VERY PERSON I'm paying money to see! The horror!"
Re: I don't get the complaints about Mien Kampf
Hasn't Boris Johnson said he might be standing again? Just saying.
...is what you're describing. runs Windows 8.1, comes with Office, has an SD slot for extra storage...
I don't work for Asus, but I do like the machine a lot...
Get Indiana Jones
"We have top men working on it."
"Top - MEN."
I'd forgotten I'd switched over to OpenDNS until I read this story...
I still want my 1TB iPod "Classic"
That is all, thank you.
Sign up here...
to provide VC capital for my new app "Fuckoff" - unique chance to get in at the ground floor!
Re: Why did I read that as
You're lucky - I ALSO read the guy's name as "Ferenghi"
They didn't say it wasn't true...
...only that no-one had proved it.
Is also a slang term for a woman who a gay man goes around with to throw people off the scent...
No 16 Bus Shelter
Sadly, it took me a few seconds to realise why you might want to call your child that.
Share and Enjoy
"Did your robots rebel against you?"
"Oh, no, worse than that - they liked us!"
that's what the iWatch is going to be for!
Glad to hear...
...that the Chinese can tell a rubbish deal when they see one...
I thought of Peter Serofinowicz
This voiceover was found to have "heightened the sensual nature of the ad".
Glad he was none the worse...
...and I see the Register's obsession with genital mutilation stories is unabated...
I saw it and read "Gravity powered light ships" which is WAY more exciting.
If you want to clean up YouTube...
...you will only do it by eliminating morons.
So let us know how that goes.
Drug *users* shurely?
This means that the operating manual is the dread OmNomNomicron.
"Humanity has briefly achieved artificial fusion reactions, but sadly only in H-bombs"
The advert underneath said "Harness the power of flash"