I put in another vote for Scrivener. It's cheap, designed for the job and you can use it on more than one of your own machines.
547 posts • joined 25 Sep 2006
I just hope the poor fucker in the picture got paid loads for having to do that pose :-/
"I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, Dave"
"Have you come far?"
"I hit the headboard once."
Re: whatever to the great British tradition....
I just tried to retweet that.
Please please get his hairy bumhole face off the front page.
Re: "You hold a fist in front of your face, raise a finger vertically, then roll it back down."
I believe this is what you are looking for:
Please could you make the active link cover the whole top bar and not just the bit in the middle with the text on it? Ta!
for the excellent phrase "peeling a handy sheep"
Can anyone recommend Windows antivirus that doesn't suck donkey balls and/or suck up all your resources?
Giant bank IT cockup of 2012 'could have brought down ENTIRE financial system'
Could I see a picture of him clothed before deciding?
I'm getting a Fiio X5 for my birthday.
That is all, thank you.
My hotspot is called "Google Surveillance" and no-one's ever bothered me at an airport :-)
I really enjoyed it.
And I didn't roll my eyes once. Lots of excellent, inventive bits. Mixing humour and horror like the best stuff. And the monsters were genuinely scary and exciting. And it's taken me until last episode to realise that I didn't like Clara because she was previously (and probably will be again) written TERRIBLY. These last two episodes she actually came over as an actual person.
Re: NIght Light
God bless wikipedia...
I like to think that all the warming we're doing is counteracting a new ice age which we should have had by now :-)
"Where now for Mark Zuckerberg raised by badgers?"
...what happens if any of the three photons falls out and rolls under the sofa?
since phones are now getting way too big, put it on vibrate and shove it up your arse?
to a chair with a strap-on...
"Oh noes! My inalienable right to behave like a dick is being naysayed by the VERY PERSON I'm paying money to see! The horror!"
Re: I don't get the complaints about Mien Kampf
Hasn't Boris Johnson said he might be standing again? Just saying.
...is what you're describing. runs Windows 8.1, comes with Office, has an SD slot for extra storage...
I don't work for Asus, but I do like the machine a lot...
Get Indiana Jones
"We have top men working on it."
"Top - MEN."
I'd forgotten I'd switched over to OpenDNS until I read this story...
I still want my 1TB iPod "Classic"
That is all, thank you.
Sign up here...
to provide VC capital for my new app "Fuckoff" - unique chance to get in at the ground floor!
Re: Why did I read that as
You're lucky - I ALSO read the guy's name as "Ferenghi"
They didn't say it wasn't true...
...only that no-one had proved it.
Is also a slang term for a woman who a gay man goes around with to throw people off the scent...
No 16 Bus Shelter
Sadly, it took me a few seconds to realise why you might want to call your child that.
Share and Enjoy
"Did your robots rebel against you?"
"Oh, no, worse than that - they liked us!"
that's what the iWatch is going to be for!
Glad to hear...
...that the Chinese can tell a rubbish deal when they see one...
I thought of Peter Serofinowicz
This voiceover was found to have "heightened the sensual nature of the ad".
Glad he was none the worse...
...and I see the Register's obsession with genital mutilation stories is unabated...
I saw it and read "Gravity powered light ships" which is WAY more exciting.
If you want to clean up YouTube...
...you will only do it by eliminating morons.
So let us know how that goes.
Drug *users* shurely?
This means that the operating manual is the dread OmNomNomicron.
"Humanity has briefly achieved artificial fusion reactions, but sadly only in H-bombs"
The advert underneath said "Harness the power of flash"
Dark matter is the gravitational effect carried over from parallel universes. This leads to the prediction that the "amount" of dark matter measured will increase over time, as universes split and split again with regard to the time axis.
I worked for one company where the username format was first name followed by first initial of last name. We had one developer called Chris whose surname initial was T.
"Do not worry about this problem - Christ will fix it"
It must be terrible
Saying the same rubbish things to people day after day when you know they aren't true, and the only reason to do it this way is purely to make more money.
Tim Robbins isn't looking well.
Obligatory XKCD reference
"It's very uncertain what happens to carbon down there."
To sail the diamond seas of Saturn
A boat of tungsten under me
To know that deep below the land
Metallic hydrogen forms a second sea
Or perhaps the crushing forces
Turn the diamonds into jam
arrange themselves the best they can
A billion years of buckyballs
that reproduce and stick and spread
Giant neurons, giant brains
A gas giant for a giant head
And one day as old HAL comes cruising
A million miles, drifting by
Following signals most perplexing
The Great Red Spot will open, like an Eye.
Re: Lightning in a 2 foot box
Maybe all the people who REALLY knew what had happened have been flash-fried :-)
Re: I know what's causing it
Annihilating naughty things with bolts of lightning? Isn't that God's usual MO?