* Posts by Velv

2756 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Radio gaga: Techies fear EU directive to stop RF device tinkering will do more harm than good

Velv
Mushroom

Re: What's the problem....

Electrical equipment: "There are regulations in place that attempt to protect consumers..."

Yes, they are European regulations, and the kit carries the CE mark to show the company claims compliance.

And the UK has voted that we don't like all that European interfering, we don't want all that "red tape", and we can set our own regulations. The UK just got that little bit more dangerous, as you can guarantee none of the people advocating dropping the European regulations is doing so because they believe the restrictions aren't strict enough.

Also, RF interference in the wrong place can be annoying, it's not going to kill anyone. No, it's not. The "tinkering" capable on these devices is nowhere near any frequency used by Emergency services etc.

Freelance devs: Oh, you wanted the app to be secure? The job spec didn't mention that

Velv
Facepalm

Requirements

OK, so the study proves the blindingly obvious - if you haven't written down good requirements then you're not necessarily going to get back what you really wanted.

And experience is what you get when you didn't get what you really wanted.

Iranian-backed hackers ransacked Citrix, swiped 6TB+ of emails, docs, secrets, claims cyber-biz

Velv
Mushroom

Just waiting to find out how the orange baboon turns this into a reason to nuke Iran. It’s “state sponsored warfare” after all.

Biker sues Google Fiber: I broke my leg, borked my ankle in trench dug to lay ad giant's pipe

Velv
Headmaster

Re: 5mph!

It should result in criminal conviction for negligence.

Which one assume will follow when the local DA files the case after the Sheriff and/or Police attended the incident and filed the relevant report. The Police did attend this road traffic incident, didn’t they?

That marketing email database that exposed 809 million contact records? Maybe make that two-BILLION-plus?

Velv
Boffin

it’s entirely possible that buried in some other service’s terms and conditions it says they’re allowed to pass my data around in this fashion

I know for a fact that one of the email addresses flagged to my domain does not exist and has never existed and I can therefore guarantee consent was never supplied to anyone for it to be stored or transferred.

Velv
Coat

Re: Mon dieu!

And an outstanding public citizen at the same time

Silent Merc, holy e-car... Mflllwhmmmp! What is that terrible sound?

Velv
WTF?

Unintended consequences from the Merkins.

A bill intended to ban plastic straws in Florida has been amended this week which not only no longer bans plastic straws (its set up a study), but actual bans locally enacted bans on plastic straws.

Way to go Florida!

IR35 contractor tax reforms crawl closer to UK private sector with second consultation

Velv
Boffin

Re: Tax loss for HMRC

Reclaiming VAT is NOT the whole story.

If the business you are applying VAT to operates mostly in either zero rate goods or VAT exempt items (e.g. financial services) then they cannot reclaim the VAT you have applied. So the £20K of VAT per year my company add to the invoices to the Banking clients goes straight to HMRC,

Velv
Headmaster

Re: I love the spectacularly timing of it all

"Maybe it's time to investigate what the minimum number of people is to form a "company""

Number of employees is irrelevant. There are companies with zero employees. A company is a legal entity in its own right.

Velv
Flame

More Contractor roles not less

It's ironic that the Brexit we're being forced into (followed by the subsequent Scottish and Welsh Independence splits) is going to generate a lot of short term work that will be filled by Contractors. Just another foot being shot by the UK Government.

Prodigy dancer and vocalist Keith Flint found dead aged 49

Velv
Headmaster

Re: At his cremation,

Tenner these days

It's not your imagination: Ticket scalper bots are flooding the internet according this 'ere study

Velv
Go

Re: They could do like the airlines

Some events already do this.

If I remember correctly the Ryder Cup requires you to register your photo prior to the ticket sale date, and your picture is printed on the ticket.

Velv
FAIL

Prior to online ticket sales the touts still used bots. Otherwise known as people on the dole to stand in line and buy tickets, because real people had to go to work.

Velv

Well that’s one way to piss off even more genuine fans than currently.

You go to the effort of being online at the right time, are lucky enough to beat the bots you know exist, and still there’s a random chance your ticket will be denied. That would be worse customer experience.

Boffins put the FUN into fungus by rigging yeast to squirt out the active ingredients in cannabis

Velv
Pirate

Re: What else do we use yeasts for ? ...

Also for making bread

Poppy seed bread? How to fail your company drugs test even faster

Age checks for online pr0n? I've never heard of it but it sounds like a good idea – survey

Velv
Boffin

Re: 2000 surveyed!!

Sadly that’s about the number used for almost all face to face based surveys.

Ironically by keeping the number consistent you can keep the margin of error within a known consistency. In theory at least. You’d need to conduct a survey to prove it...

I say, that sucks! Crooks are harnessing hoovers to clean out parking meters in Chelsea

Velv
Coat

Re: Where did they get the power?

The parking meters are powered - if you can drill a hole to the cash box you could easily drill a hole to the power and tap the wires to power the vacuum.

Guess you just need to figure out a way to power the drill first...

Velv
Facepalm

If Big Issue sellers can now take cards then how hard can it be for Councils to sort out simple payments.

(Yes, some Big Issue sellers now take card payments).

In hilariously petulant move, Apple shuts Texas stores and reopens them few miles down the road – for patent reasons

Velv
Coat

Maybe we should encourage them to rename it Mos Eisley

Crowdfunded lawyer suing Uber told he can't swerve taxi app giant's £1m legal bill

Velv
Headmaster

Uber sounds like one of those cuddly 10 plus percenters who like to shaft both ends of a deal

Try 25% in Uber’s case

Decoding the President, because someone has to: Did Trump just blow up concerted US effort to ban Chinese 5G kit?

Velv
Headmaster

Re: 6G?

Don’t knock it, the air conditioning and audio volume in Tesla cars goes to 11 as Mrs Nigel Tufnel will testify

https://youtu.be/MUimdzNZWaQ

Sueballs at the ready? Google promises end to forced arbitration after wave of staff protests

Velv
Boffin

I see no issue with a clause in the employment contract that says an arbitration route must be followed first.

It should never be permissible to sign away your civil rights and individuals must always ultimately be able to resort to the court of law in the event of a dispute (which is in theory an external and independent authority). Courts generally look more favourably on individuals who have attempted to resolve an issue before reaching for the courts.

Oracle sued for $4.5m after ERP system delivery date 'moved from 2015 to 2016, then 2017, then... er, never'

Velv

Re: NEW ERP implementation

I don’t know how “off the shelf” Oracles product is, but I’ve seen it done with other products where it was deployed “off the shelf” with no bespoke development work.

I’ve also seen worse failures where the development continued to bleed for 10 years before someone pulled the plug. The business survived on the pragmatism of the long serving emloyees who new the business and didn’t need the ERP to keep it turning over, but beencounters and marketeers kept tweaking the requirements.

WTF PDF: If at first you don't succeed, you may be Adobe re-patching its Acrobat, Reader patches

Velv
Coat

Deja view - well you want to be secure, don’t you?

Data breach rumours abound as UK Labour Party locks down access to member databases

Velv
Childcatcher

Laws don’t apply to politicians

Clearly in the UK political universe it’s OK to use data you’ve no legal access to for political ends, and it’s OK to spread misinformation to those people. That’s why we’re in this shitstorm of Brexit nonsense.

Now the people have seen the true information emerge over the last two years and the extent the Leave campaign lied, its time to ask the people properly in a democratic vote.

Behold… a WinRAR security bug that's older than your child's favorite YouTuber. And yes, you should patch this hole

Velv
Terminator

This means that an attacker who knew the user name of the target (such as in a spear-phishing situation) could get the files to extract into the startup directory

Or perhaps just leverage %username% environment variable to hit the path.

Cut open a tauntaun, this JEDI is frozen! US court halts lawsuit over biggest military cloud deal since the Death Star

Velv
Coat

Just think how big a wall can be built with the DoD not spending $10bn on IT

Accused hacker Lauri Love loses legal bid to reclaim seized IT gear

Velv
Headmaster

Re: Does he not have a point?

Read the article!

Love, who wore his usual tieless black suit with a neatly pressed white smart-casual shirt, argued that his computers contained data of "inestimable sentimental value" to him

So it is the data he is really after, contradictory to his statement offering not to access it. Something doesn’t run true, as the Judge surmised.

You know the drill: SAP has asked Joe Public to name Munich arena so go forth and be very silly

Velv
Trollface

Livingston FC did a naming thing with local Italian restaurant chain Tony Macaroni

It wasn’t long before other fans nicknamed the Livingston stadium “The Spaghettihad”

Twilight of the sundials: Archaic timepiece dying out and millennials are to blame, reckons boffin

Velv
Thumb Up

Former Office

I may in the past have spent some time watching the hours pass on the giant sundial outside the office of a former employer

55.934076, -3.314049 (Lochside Place, Edinburgh)

Then again, this is Scotland, so I can't have spent THAT many hours watching the Sun (and my office didn't overlook this part of the grounds)

One click and you're out: UK makes it an offence to view terrorist propaganda even once

Velv
Big Brother

So are the Government going to take Amazon to court for distributing material as I'm pretty sure the SAS Survival Handbook contains quite a lot of information a terrorist could use when plotting.

(for the avoidance of incrimination I've viewed the first edition of this book before this stupid law came into force)

After Amazon's Bezos exposes Pecker, National Enquirer pushes back, promises to probe itself

Velv
Joke

Stolen from a reddit user

Jef Bezos: " Alexa, send nudes to my secret admirer"

Alexa: "Got it! Sending nudes to The National Enquirer"

Pants-purveyor in plea for popularity: It's not just any pork push... it's an M&S 'love sausage'

Velv
WTF?

Shopfront advertising gone too far #OffTopic

All the high street stores love to advertise the upcoming "day". Not M&S this time, but a few years ago I was freaked out by the window adverts for "Mothers Day"... In Ann Summers :O

Mind bleach!!!

WeWork restructuring bites El Reg hacks where it hurts as afternoon brew delayed

Velv
Joke

Don't worry dishes...

... nobodies doing me either :(

Yay, we got a B for maths. Literally, a bee: Little nosy nectar nerds smart enough to add, abstract numbers

Velv
Trollface

Re: Grade

A B- is more than any Brexiteer has ever achieved.

#ShamelessTroll

Accused hacker Lauri Love to sue National Crime Agency to retrieve confiscated computing kit

Velv

Hardware?

Or he could just be wanting back his encrypted porn data...

Hands up who reuses the same password everywhere, even with your Nest. Keep your hand up if you like being spied on by hackers

Velv
Boffin

Re: Luddie mode on?

Having had a relative recently move into care, I deployed several cameras (and other IoT devices) to the empty property to monitor it. Kit was cheap enough to explore the technology with a legitimate excuse.

Will I move it to my occupied property when the empty property is sold? Not sure yet.

Velv
Paris Hilton

Re: 16 security cameras dotted around their home!

There are "homes" on the Internet that have such numbers of cameras dotted around the place. I believe you have to pay for access to the cameras though...

Velv
Terminator

Re: Change Of Address

Call me paranoid, but when I moved home I changed all the physical locks on the new property never mind anything with software or passwords.

Hey, UK.gov: If you truly spunked £45k on 1,300 Brexit deal print-outs, you're absolute mugs

Velv
Boffin

Since this is probably one of many "papers" MPs need to read (HA!), why not just buy them all a Kindle* and push the papers to them.

*Other devices are available

Is this a wind-up? Planet Computers boss calls time on ZX Spectrum reboot firm

Velv
Boffin

Re: If you fund a product on Indiegogo...

That's how it works, you get in before the things finished to get a percentage of the value when it's a success. <snip> That's how venture capitalism works.”

Except none of this is an investment or venture capital. You don’t get any share of the profits, and you don’t own part of the business. All you are doing is buying a product now with the expectation it will be delivered in an agreed timeframe. You might get a discount on the expected retail price since it isn’t actually available today, but it is nothing but a simple retail purchase.

Mobile network Three UK's customer details exposed in homepage blunder

Velv
Facepalm

Agile (tm) continuous development.

Put stuff in. Doesn't quite work as expected, shit, just change it out.

Because that's OK, isn't it?

Just keep slurping: HMRC adds two million taxpayers' voices to biometric database

Velv
Terminator

Re: Actually, they're behind the times

Not just Amazon and Google (and Apple with Siri), but I believe several of the major UK banks have voice ID systems in place.

Now I'm not suggesting just because the banks are owned by different governments around the world that any of that data may leak to any of the national security services (cough, Qatar).

Under Armour and Virgin Galactic team up so tourists can stay on-trend throughout white-knuckle ride into space

Velv
Go

I always remember Captain Mike Bannister's comments about Concorde:

"It is an environment whose other occupants dress in space suits, while our customers have been relaxing in lounge suits."

Surface: Tested to withstand the NFL. Microsoft firmware updates? Not so much

Velv
Coat

Re: It's a bit like rugby?

We're familiar with the concept of contact sports and non-contact sports. American football is a collision sport.

Want to spin up Ubuntu VMs from Windows 10's command line, eh? We'll need to see a Multipass

Velv

Somebody had to...

Multipass

Ever feel like all your prayers go unheard? The Catholic Church has an app for that

Velv
Flame

either too ignorant to have researched the issue at any depth, or because you disagree with them?

Or perhaps there are wider options. Our court system is based on a burden of proof. We don’t convict people because we “believe” them to be guilty, we convict on evidence. And yet there remain religions and vigilantes who “convict” based on their belief of guilt without there being proof.

Antagonising? Perhaps. Maybe if people thought for themselves they’d come to the same conclusion that deities don’t exist.

Velv
Flame

Hopefully now the idiots can confine their "thoughts and prayers" to a private platform.

And I don't just mean the Catholic ones, every single idiot that believes in deities. Don't care what else you've achieved, until you bring me PROOF a deity exists I'll continue to consider you an idiot.

Clone your own Prince Phil, says eBay seller hawking debris left over from royal car crash

Velv
Childcatcher

Nature v Nurture

Because who doesn't want a shambling Imperial hangover wheezing inappropriate comments over your shoulder?

Well if ever there was a way to answer the nature/nurture debate it would be a clone of Philip. If it’s purely genetic then you’d expect, well, a clone of the current Philip. Something tells me the nurture would kick in big style brought ou in a different world.

Say GDP-aaaRrrgh, streamers: Max Schrems is coming for you, Netflix and Amazon

Velv
Coat

Sheesh, some people have no sense of humour