Once again the phrase"if you're not paying for it, you're not the customer, you are the product being sold" is proven to be true
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Re: Nothing Nowhere
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
EE has been having trouble in North Central Edinburgh since December. iPad shows 4G, but if you actually try to use it it then shows 3G, but still fails. Tether to my O2 3G phone and it rockets.
It did work in early December, but I've only got 20 days left so will be trying someone else next
I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning they know that's the best they're going to feel all day.
Re: Next step
Now that they know the location, they could call out the AA.
Although I think you might need to be standing next to it with your membership card.
(Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory)
Dear El Reg
Please stop putting huge irrelevant annoying pictures on every article. Not all of your readers are on SuperFast 6G ultraband and they waste not just paid bandwidth but precious time in loading.
If you do insist on continuing with pictures, if you're going to put a a picture of a man giving the bird (even a cartoon) then please put NSFW in the article title.
And please feel free to copy this comment to the forum about recent changes to the format of El Reg - I couldn't find a link to it.
"Marriott remains committed to protecting the security of Wi-Fi access in meeting and conference areas at our hotels."
There's your problem. You shouldn't be encouraging anybody to trust the security of your network. lUsers need to be taught not to trust any network they don't own, and what protections they need to take before using someone else's network.
Please remind the Danish government of the Microsoft Ireland v US Government case, as data like this could be requested by the US if the telco has a vague US connection, WITHOUT the need to ask the Danish.
Talk about the NSA getting data surreptitiously, this is giving them it on a plate!
How can 8,933,876 ever have been granted when it actually cites the Kinect?
Just proves the Merkin patent office is broken
The vast majority of what you pass exams on at school is irrelevant (and often not the truth or out of date, but that's a separate issue).
The vast majority of what you pass exams on at University is irrelevant.
Tha vast majority of what you pass exams on with a vendor is irrelevant to the day to day bread and butter of the job.
But in each you've proven you can read boring shit relevant to a subject and remember some of it at a later time. And this might be the differentiator between two people who claim to be rocket scientists. Once you've worked at NASA for 3 years and proven you know your shit your next NASA job is granted by who you know, not what you know. If can't prove you know somebody or something, then to your next potential employer you're shit.
Lies, damned lies and statistics...
"A recent report from analytics firm Flurry placed small-screen phones at just 2 per cent of new devices activated during the Christmas week."
Is it however chicken and egg...
Has the lack of small screen models (I can't name one) driven the lack of activations?
Like so many others, I've stayed with the iPhone 5 as I find the size just fits my pockets, and there doesn't seem to be much in the Android or Windows lines that's getting smaller either. Maybe there isn't a market, or maybe there is a market and nothing to fill it...
Call me cynical, but I suspect the Year Review feature was discussed in great depths with the pros and cons being deeply explored. And the Marketing wanks won't see any downside to the "bad" publicity which has now developed.
Somebody booked the NATS Christmas party for tonight and in order for everyone to attend they need to close the centre...
Re: The end of the Surveillance State?
I think you'd struggle to break those windows.
Well, not without using C4, and I suspect the breaking of the window would be the least of your worries after that.
Re: 100W ?!?!?
From looking up the standards it appears devices can negotiate their power capabilities, so lower power devices can in theory have smaller cables that won't melt since their power will be capped.
Re: Um... What Gonzalez vs Google Sp. actually said:
So Andrew, extrapolating from the ruling and googles response...
If Google was to designate the data controller to be outside the EU, it would not need to comply with the EU ruling. It's advertising business could continue in each country, but the search would be outside the EU.
So in theory Google could purchase a jurisdiction and nominate that as the data controller for all search results no matter where in the world the request originated. It could for example purchase Sealand and remove all persky search rules from every other country and the UN.
Somehow I suspect International Law doesn't match here either...
Re: or because it could mean an inside job!
It could even be that North Korean spies infiltrated many organisations a long time ago, living as sleepers and just waiting for instructions from on high to unleash dastardly deeds.
Has Big Ben struck 13 recently???
Re: missing the point
@Professor Clifton Shallot
Mostly for legal and compliance reasons. Back in the good old days each bottle could contain, well, almost anything at almost any %abv. Then along came the Weights & Measures Act which established some conventions (and later amendments) such as spirits are generally sold in fixed sized bottles at a fixed %abv.
Scotch Whisky after distillation and storage typically leaves the cask between 50%abv and 65%abv (although it can be more or less depending on what went in and how it's stored). The vast majority is filtered, blended with other casks (even if from the same distillation) and watered down to 40% to make a consistent product.
The addition of water (even in the factory) releases the oils, esters and aromas, all of which may effect each drinkers palate in a different way, so each individual needs to "add water to suit their taste". Which is one reason you taste the whisky, maybe add a small amount of water, taste and repeat (although if you need to repeat too many times whisky is probably not your drink).
In an ideal world all whisky would be sold "Cask Condition" a la SMWS, but sadly the general public just want their consistent bottle of Famous Grouse or Johnnie Walker.
TV show "Mighty Ships", look for Tyco Resolute
Probably available on an On Demand service somewhere (assuming you're on the right end of the broken cable)
It's not just memory it hogs, it fairly hammers the CPU.
I first noticed on a laptop when the fan would kick in if I opened Chrome, pumping out heat across the desk. Close Chrome and it would immediately return to a quiet cool state. Investigations in the simple Task Manager showed Chrome using 30% just as the only app open (and on a single blank page).
Re: Call me a sceptic
Yes it really is such fun managing all those users across each and every Linux installation. Users changing their password on each application server every 30 days and scores of admins picking up the password resets for those that have screwed up. You do have a password change policy, don't you? It's just good security practice.
If you want efficient, good practice security you'll use a centralised authentication service, be it on Windows, Linux, Mainframe or cloud. And all centralised services suffer the same potential drawback of service outage.
But then Linux die-hards don't really get the point of IT serving the business. Users are just an inconvenience getting in their way of tinkering with the techie stuff. Meanwhile business marches on ignoring the IT department that doesn't adapt to the business needs.
You didn't hear the EU screaming about The Yellow Pages abuse of its market position.
For years it was the dominant business telephone directory in the UK and sold prominence to the highest bidder. Until the Thomson Local Directory came along you had little other choice of "search engine" if you want to find a plumber.
This is worse than Google, as has been pointed out you do at least have a choice of search engines on the Internet.
Politicians around the world really have no concept of reality, do they...
The flaw in your observation is the audience (and people can call me a snob if you like). Not everybody reads books regularly.
People who read books regularly tend to have been reading books for most of their lives, and will have developed the correct muscle structure to handle the changed force angles, a structure that developed through childhood as their bodies morphed to adulthood.
Smartphones are now being used for several hours per day by people who haven't picked up a book in 20-30 years.
Why is that when a man sends naughty pictures to a woman its sexual harassment, but when a woman sends a man naughty pictures it's 15 tokens each?
Re: Fair point
They are a monopoly since the costs to enter the national market are prohibitively expensive.
Small scale schemes are not really competing, they're typically filling a gap that the national providers don't consider economical.
So there are ways to get these things in, we all know that. But why is the data being allowed to get out?
If this is really targeting the types of organisations claimed, surely (sarcastically) the governments etc know what traffic is leaving their network, especially the "sensitive" bits of the network, the bits worth spying on? Or have they been stupid enough to let any old traffic exit the building...
Re: Single point of failure?
Only if the routing tables permit the traffic to bypass GCHQ.
You know what they say about people who assume...
Maybe I've missed something. If the "deal" was drawn up, how can either side appeal against the deal?
The whole point of agreeing a deal is so that you don't go through the court process. I can only see a case for a legal challenge if one side was duped into an unfair deal, something I find it hard to believe would happen to Apples lawyers.
Way to go Europe
just what we need. Another layering of company operations that will present new legal opportunities for tax avoidance.
USB Desktop Hard Drives
I have two. Anywhere between once a week and once month I plug one in and let the NAS backup utility copy all data.
At least one disk is always at my Mothers house 7 miles away.
Backup is about what you can afford to lose. I've created myself an acceptable loss scenario that works for me, and I suspect it will work for many other people.
Necessity is the mother of invention. We will need to reduce energy consumption and we will need to find cleaner ways to make energy.
To take a steer from Douglas Adams: "fruit and berries on strange planets either make you live or make you die. Therefore the point at which to start toying with them is when you're going to die if you don't."
And in the grand scheme of things, we're closer to death than you can possibly imagine.
This is why you should have 2FA on your Password Manager, and a physical one at that. Even if the keystrokes are compromised a second out of band authentication is required.
Yubikey works with LastPass and anyone can set it up. There are other physical implementations out there too.
Re: reminds me
Nobody is suggesting you own the copyright or the design. If you buy a physical CD you buy a license to listen to the music and the physical media. Part of the license permits you to transfer the media and content license to someone else in its entirety. i.e. Second hand CDs have value.
Why should it be any different for online content you've paid for? Let's face it, most of it costs the same either on physical media or in digital format, so the music industry cannot argue they are losing out. Digital presents a challenge in preventing illegal copying, but the principle still stands on ownership of an asset. Or are we suggesting that music should self destruct on CDs when the original purchaser dies?
Re: Thank you, El Reg
Especially since the size of a football field (soccer) is variable
owning a share, or owning it all
The wholly Irish company is wholly owned by the American company. i.e. ALL the shares, and therefore ultimately in control.
While there may be shareholders in Barclays who are resident in the USA, no single entity owns sufficient shares to be considered the overall owner. From a quick search, Qatar seems to be the largest shareholder these days.
Just because it's in the T&Cs doesn't automatically make it accepted or acceptable. There are plenty of cases of unfair terms being thrown out by e courts, and this sounds likely to be one of them.
I suspect the credit card company will agree and will have immediately refunded and chargeback'd. After all, while the hotel allegedly provided bad service to the guests, they played no part in facilitating the review. They are therefore attempting to charge for something they did not provide (aside from the irony of semantics).
Hmmmm, Twitter setting itself up for a fight with the EU then? Right to be forgotten? Right to privacy? Ability to delete what has been published?
FFS people, this is not meant to be a panacea for all situations, it's a way to encourage the simple configurations on a large number of simple websites to switch on encryption. It's as much about educating world+dog on making communication secured as it is about the actual securing of those channels.
There are always going to be more complex configurations that will still require you to get your certs from the existing CAs.
Then don't use the service and either:
A) Manually configure and maintain your own certificates; or
B) Keep running unencrypted.
For the millions of website admins out there who haven't got a clue, this will be a good thing.
Too expensive to rename?
This from a region that has a fast food outlet renamed to PFK
That's "Poulet Frit Kentucky"
Even in France they call it KFC!!!
Yes, yes, everyone should backup, and we have no sympathy for those that don't.
But seriously! Most people I know don't have the skills or technology to recover their data. The machine will need wiped and reinstalled. Maybe they made those recovery disks that never actually work, or maybe they need a pristine ISO. Chances are they'll need to take it to somebody who'll charge to rebuild.
Just to recover the data they'll probably need a second machine, but still will need help with the recovery.
if the governments can't act against the criminals, perhaps it's time to let Bryan Mills loose...
Don't tell America it's now a Communist state...
You have some assets. The government needs some cash, so they seize your assets and accuse you of a crime. If you're found not guilty you still don't get anything back. Instead you need to find more money to take the government to court. Which will take years.
"Inevitably, some folk were already demanding compensation for the loss of service, which has probably hit some Blighty businesses hard at the start of a working week."
I'm sure the compensation rates are fully documented in the Service Level Agreement you signed between your company and the outsource supplier and that the insurance policy you took out to cover your business critical infrastructure failures will cover any further shortfall due to the outage.
Sorry, what's that? You haven't got an SLA? You didn't insure your outsourced service?
Perhaps the insurance won't pay if you didn't have a Business Continuity Plan (or failed to adequately test it).
It might not be VMWares fault, but it is VMWares problem if it affects a substantial proportion of the installed estate.
One can only hope that VMWare is working very closely with LSI to help resolve the issue.
Perhaps it's time for the tech giants to relocate their headquarters and company registration to a more friendly jurisdiction. Most of their tax affairs are already there...