* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Fire-quenching electric forcefield backpack invented

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the good news...

is that the fire is out.

the bad news is that all the disks were wiped by the e-field and everything else was cooked by back emf!

Fukushima scaremongers becoming increasingly desperate

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I've got updates coming from all sides

you mean fox AND sky.

n.b. watching the same 15 minute rolling news loop 96 times a day isn't really getting information from all sides...

unless, that is, you are part goldfish

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why they needed Flash...

thats to keep the fanbois out.

last thing wee need is a critique on how the design of the stations could have been much more aesthetically in tune with its environment :D

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promise? how exactly

As far as I can tell there has been no significant contaminant leak.

Given japan has some of the tightest 'safe' limits in the world. I am only aware of 2 of these being breached - exposure of staff on site, with the levels raised from 5% of that which is known to cause illness to 10%. and the iodine in the tokyo water supply - which is a yearly limit for babies only (japan only), and for a material which naturally decays in a month or so.

You dont need to be an expert in history to understand why the government of japan is sensitive to the effects of radiation, which adds a significant political dimension to the establishment of the limits in the first place

Not really in the same league as chernobyl spewing great gouts of long lived heavy metals around 1/2 the globe - which still effect the commercial activities of some farmers in the UK 25 years later, but have NOT lead to notable increases in cancer rates.

Digesting the Budget: First-belch reactions

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FAIL

Working model

lol

you menan like they have in the states, where the insurance companies all get together and screw the people, and use some of their ill gotten to bribe the govt. to never change things.

meanwhile 50 MILLION people in the worlds richest country have NO medical cover. There people can only get treated at emergeny rooms - A&E - which means all A&E systems are clogged with a continual stream of people who have become 'emergencies' because of the system, rather than the illness.

oh, and those expensive, overworked ER's are payed for....... by the people who DO have insurance.

to summarise:

insured medicine costs more.

insured medicine excludes vast numbers of people

insured medicine guarantees increased waiting times in ER/A&E

insured medicine ends up charing the policy holders (with uplift - and then some) for the inadequate ER anyway.

oh and PS - you got cancer/chronic heart disease/diabetes/MS/any of the major psychiatric labels/downs/haeomphillia - basically anything serious with a more than 5% chance of re-admittal. then you cant get cover - at any price.

i think your master(bater) plan needs a little more work you selfish opinionated moron

Radioactive Tokyo tapwater HARMS BABIES ... if drunk for a year

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lol

what he said :D

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FAIL

wtf logic?????

Because radioactive Iodine ingestion by babies is a very well researched topic and you're clearly a medical doctor.

im rubber you're glue etc etc etc.

why do the ords omlette and visage spring to mind

Apple sues Amazon over 'App Store' name

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Coat

Appz anyone?

I'm sure i recall this term being used in the pre iCrap era.

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wasnt that the

iPood

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Flame

cant tell

you spelled everything correctly

:D

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Troll

methinks

'someone' will be filing a patent application for 'asshat' as we speak.

while thay may not have invented the term 'asshat' they surely have developed the content and scope of asshattery to the extent that when people utter the word asshat in everyday speech the utteree will immediately envision mactard fanbois in general, and the grand master asshat himself mettier in particular.

although the idea that someone would want to infringe this patent would ultimately render the application moot

Will world universities step to cluster challenge?

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i turned a blind eye...

to the toe curling stereotyping, but...

"Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t know if any university can credibly claim a research heritage until they’ve competed at a Student Cluster Competition. "

requires a bit of a challenge

What, pray, do you think farday, newton, maxwell and 1000' of other possible slightly less noteworthy techies did with their lives work if not build a REAL research heritage ?

I'll give you a clue - they did not piss off to seattle in november to take part the 'technical leggo world series' (that other great world event that no one but a merkin gives a fuck about)

please someone open a window!

Osborne urged to end islands VAT-holiday by small-biz group

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CitiBank, Barclays, Santan

err... do a bit of research.

banks pay fuck all corporate tax - in that 1 or 2 percent is a close to fuck all as makes no difference.

TV sitcom opens up the world of penetration testing

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not to mention

oh no! it's encrypted, this will take about 5 minutes longer.....(tm verity)

Download data versus piracy claims: the figures don’t add up

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FAIL

that old chesnut

To put it another way, and the MU used to:

home taping is skill in music

twas bollocks then and still is today.

When i was a lad, and under the misconception that pimply faced tossers with extravagant hair had something to say that was worth listening to. I and 1000's and 1000's of equally pimply faced tossers like me used to dilligently listen to the top 40 every sunday and tape the living daylights out of it.

piracy on a massive scale.

difference is that that was much harder to count than downloads. (or guestimate)

the music biz today is still awash with cash (it's target audience have disposable income, no finacial commitments and poor judgement, same as always)

the changes to the business model will ultimately squeeze the hell out of the business side and ultimately content providers will come out on top.

MS claims credit for Rustock botnet takedown

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what did you expect

a herd of 1 MILLION macs?

lol

Fukushima on Thursday: Prospects starting to look good

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and most of the area is still unfit for human consumption....

Yet some people returned there 20 years ago...

and they are still there...

that is to say they are still alive and there :D

Judge mulls 'wasted costs' as ACS:Law cases close

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Could ACS law come back with a different name and target the same people again?

oh please :-)

can you imagine the reception this bottom feeding scum would get if they set up ther blag again?

Fukushima update: No chance cooling fuel can breach vessels

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you could be...

AFAIK control rods are boron to absorb said neutrons and slow the reaction. tho on a similar note i always thought they sat above the fuel and were lowered in - or dropped in the event of a snafu with the control system - hence fail safe. though al the pretty little graphics universally show these rods being jacked up into place. could just be the graphics dept?

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WTF?

hmmmm

in about 5 years time demand will be oustripping supply in the uk.

a few days in the dark,

no telly,

no net,

no street lights, traffic lights, traffic management CCTV - therefore major accidents on all trunk roads.

no runway lights, no atc, no ils, VOR offline - therefore aircraft dropping from the sky left right and centre

all because the bleeding wind isnt blowing hard enough.

might just make people wonder how likley it is that we are going to see a 9.0 earthquake, AND 100 foot wave rushing 10km inland at a couple of hundred miles an hour.

maybe those people will hold a different view.

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People probably worry about dying in an air crash

because, fundamentally, they dont understand how the hell it works... bit like nuclear power really

Fukushima reactor core battle continues

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and on the other hand

you going to fatctor in every single child with a little blue inhaler which they need to allow them to breathe the "air+" that the good ol petrochemical/coal industries have given us?

yeah thought not!

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Alert

Im not taking the piss... but

and no personal slur intended, but from the sowtware industry you do not have even the beginnings of a glimmering of an inkling of the meaning of the word reliability.

you drop a bollock on one of these designs and there aint gonna be a 'patch tuesday' comming around any day soon to dig you out of the hole.

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or to put it another way...

after seeing the hindenberg disaster is decided not to fly on concorde

dolt

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hope for the future....

"That, plus a failed and criminal war against the Afghan people brought down a thoroughly despicable regime."

i cant' quite see how this quake will topple the merkin political system (thats is the corrupt regime to which you refer?) but what the hell, if it brings the merkin people blinking into the light of freedom from tyrany, i am all in favour.

Judge OKs feds' access to WikiLeakers Twitter info

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Grenade

they came for the gypsies.......

oaf

wake up and smell the coffee

Balanced, neutral journalism is RUBBISH and that's a FACT

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It makes readers feel like they can’t figure out what the truth is ...

It makes merkin readers feel like they can’t figure out what the truth is ...

there fixed it for you

Spooks' secret TEMPEST-busting tech reinvented by US student

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morse

as 12 million dis/dahs a second

now thats a fast hand!

Illinois scrubs death penalty

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one possible reason

if you qare black and working class and a merkin then being on death row actually increases your life expectancy.

from the book of sad but true!

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true

Yet people suffering with other delusions, e.g that they are napoleon, christ, assange or whatever are locked up.

it's for our safety, ffs think of the cheeeldren.

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the civilised world

Welcomes the state of Illinois.

what took you so long.

Honey I shrunk the chip ... now what?

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the reason it's bollocks is...

sometimes its tr count, somtimes it's density, sometimes 'processing power'(whatever the fuck that means), and sometimes it's clock speed - then you get to be super selective about when the 18month period starts.

by definition there is an asymptotic component to tech advances - there used to be all sorts of talk about the die process hitting a wall and chips sat at around 1/2 a GHz for ages,then that hurdle was crossed and a huge step forward was achieved...

now it's lumpy atoms.

this will pass, maybe

then it will be.... the magic blue smoke gets stuck at the corners... or some such.

at some point when (desperately) trying to fit data to an exponential curve you just have to say " you know what, this is not an exponential phenomenon" moores worked ok for a bit in the 60's and 70's (as even the great man himself reckoned) calling it a _law_ always pissed me off. and i cant even begin to imagine how much is must have pissed off the clever techies squeezing the process, getting more and more performance (however you measure it) and having their efforts be made to look - inevetable - like they could have sat round drinking tea all day and the chips would go faster all on their own.

</bah humbug>

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BUT.... it's the law

it's the LAW

moores law that is.

.. .but ye canne break the laws of physics...

it's the law.

how can it be broken

(oh no it's a load of old bollocks)

carry on

(nb to self - stick t othe dried frog pils in future, keep away from the amanfrommars ones)

Anonymous probed for hack threat against WikiLeaker captors

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lol

how the black choppers gonna find 'em when the sat nav has been pwned?

tip for the future:

don't bring a knife to a gunfight, people will point and laugh (just look at us all a-pointin and a-laughing)

redneck

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soundly!

they have god on their side.

people agin them are agin god, and there fore have no rights

hell they dont even have real feelings like us proper people.

y' know what, we need to monitor these types -

make em wear some kind of symbol on the clothes.

make em live in strictly controlled parts of town

take their possesions away

even better, lets build some camps to keep them in, we'll need good rail links, close to a town for guards, but not too close, on account of the smoke from the chimneys.

having been a lifelong athiest im starting to really really hope i'm wrong about that. cos their god is a vengefull bastard, and what they are doing to manning, he'll do worse to them. from now til the end of time.

fuck godwin

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what an enlightened view

Not what one expects from a country with serious form when it comes to human rights abuse, violation of international treatise, support of rogue states.

You'll be telling me that they slaughter their own children next... oh hang on a second, i thought that was just places like china and iran??? surely not the land of the free?

'Wrong amount of snow' caused Heathrow chaos

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lemmie guess

When BAA go buy a squillion squds worth of snow ploughs to tackle events with a 30 year return, and then increase their charges to cover the cost(they are a business? yes?)

Asshats like you will be at the front of the queue whining about the cost of flying.

the post a couple below this asks the right question:-

What the fuck did people expect after fighting through the snow to get to the fucking airport in the first place? do you _really_ think it's easier to hit a 2 mile strip of sniow covered tarmac in a snow covered field in a jet airliner than find exit 4 of the M4 in a family car?

Museum readies touch-tastic retro comms gear hands-on

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you work with...

yeah? well tell jaqi smith from me to go get... censored :D

How languages can live together without killing each other

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Coat

Never trust

a cunning linguist you say?

er ok

Feeling heat from Macs, Microsoft sells PCs sans crapware

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Joke

i'd still

rather be mocked by redmond than fucked by jobs :D

Cure for BALDNESS causes IMPOTENCE, says new study

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or you could just....

grow a pair, suck it up and be a man for fucks sake.

if you have cancer, then fair enough you need meds, heavy meds and lots of em, and an expert to manage the sidies, but being a slaphead??

buy a fucking hat!

Spaniards bemoan 'joke' speed limit cut

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hmmm

Let me introduce you to calculus.

now consider traffic speed/congestion as a second order function.

at peak times the vast majority of road users are travelling WAY below the speed limit

there fixed it for you

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save time.. do the maths

I drive too fast, cos i like it, my car is thirsty as a result, and I accept this, (square law of wind resistance and all ) .

But do not tell me you get there any quicker by doing so! it is simply not the case.

my sat nav smugly estimates my TOA on any journey, and it is always pretty much smack on.

I am often minded to drive like a headcase to beat it, the best i can recall beating it by was about 3 minutes....... in a 5 hour journey.

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You want boring...

Try driving round and round and round in tiny circles for hours and hours of a sunday

now THATS boring.

So boring I'd be inclined to have an underling crash into a wall just behind me... to aleviate the boredom you understand.

I'm 100% with jezzas suggestion that they run on TG's test track, its an 8. prolly going to be the least boring race since turbo/ground effect days. (before the playsation generation moved in)

Captain Kirk hails space shuttle Discovery

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2 Words

Denny Crane

Sony wins subpoenas revealing visitors to PS3 jailbreaker site

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Any UK solicitors willing to take this further?

Nahh mate! ACS law went tisup earlier this year

:-D

ahh a gift that keeps on giving

Firesheep hack catches out Mr Demi Moore

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Joke

As red would say

Dumbass

Government flies kite for VAT changes

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FUNDS

by which you mean a yuppy with red braces in a 911??

kinda makes my point for me

BT fibre-to-the-premises trial takes 7 hours per install

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indeed

at Martlesham, which by an amazing coincidence is where BT have a mahoosive research site.

Scientists crack spotless Sun mystery

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Happy

It also prompted a cooling and collapse of Earth's upper atmosphere

you had better not let lewis hear you talk like that