* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2459 posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Sex ban IT man loses appeal – but judge labels order 'unpoliceable'

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downvote here

So we wait until he kills someone?

ok

I know im in the minority here... but fuckit!

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New UK trade deals would not compensate for loss of single market membership

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Re: Really ....

just got it

davedavedave

fucking ignoramus

it is not their job fuckwit. their job is to represent the interests of their constituents, and a big part of that is recognising when their constituents are a gaggle of fucking turkeys all eagerly voting for christmas.

In this curcumstance a good MP converts to Judaism (downvote now and you are one of us filthy anti-semites!)

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Re: digging up the raw materials here

So destroying the coal, steel, rain and pretty much all maunfacturing in the 80's tunrs out to be a bit of a mistake

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Re: Extracted!

Apples and oranges

Apples and oranges

while rejoycing at how bady 'most' EU economies are doing, don't let the idea that these are, by-and-large, who we are trading with!

doh

dunderhead shortsighted thinking prevails.

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Re: prancing around saying "look, it's failing

But it is!

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Email proves UK boffins axed from EU research in Brexit aftermath

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Re: the same few, petulant losers.

maybe we just don't give a fuck and upon seeing your sig skip to the next comment

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Re: then that is what we were doing before Brexit

say what?

you do know that if the number is getting bigger, that's not a good thing?

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Re: Article 50

Phil O'Sophical

You mean like capital punishment and gay rights?

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Re: Article 50

The referendum was advisory.

It's not legally possible to leave the EU without an act of parliament.

this will be debated, and voted upon. Taking the advice of the 37% of the population that cannot read without moving their lips into account, i am sure.

but an MP's job (if they are doing it right) is a bit more complex.

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Re: Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Ilmarinen

I think I'd prefer my EU taxes spaffed on something a bit more targeted - you know, to something potentially useful? Or maybe spent locally and not sent to the EU at all?

So I take it you are ditching everything electronic in your life?

typical brexiteer shortsighted beyond all comprehension

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Re: Thank you Mr.Farage

actioniom

we pay more than we get back so are in a position to invest more in ourselves.. the chicken little idiots blaming brexit for this action should perhaps take a moment to recognise that...

we have taken way more out of the research budget than we pay in, and anyone who knows anything about british politicians knows full well that any and all windfalls from no longer making contributions to the EU is to be spent on tax cuts for the wealthy, the NHS, farmers and scientists cal all go fuck themselves.

And maybe brexiteer idiots should at least try to get a fact right every now and again, who knows if they had done that in the first instance we wouldn't be in this mess right now.

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Microsoft adds useful feature to PowerPoint. Seriously

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Re: "add any other overly fancy use of language and management terms at will"

We have a TLA spreadsheet at work for this...

I could make you a powerpoint deck of it if you like?

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UK South East Coast Ambulance slammed for creaking emergency dispatch IT

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First they came for the trains...

Now this....

when i was a lad the tories had a much better targeting strategy, they only fucked up stuff that effected predominantly working class places and people.

what happened?

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Windows 10 a failure by Microsoft's own metric – it won't hit one billion devices by mid-2018

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Re: Pulling dick moves has historically worked really well for Apple.

Tough to be fair, when it's pretty clear that in cupertinos view no one owns their own device or their own data, it's a but difficult to overreach.

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Facebook deleted my post and made me confirm pics of my kids weren't sexually explicit

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Re:correlated for poverty and education

you are looking at the data all wrong!

what you need to do, is take a bed sheet, cut two holes in it, then look at the data through the holes.

all will become clear.

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Re: body cams.

They do have body cams, although, amazingly they always break down just before a black man dies.

Hence they have to lean on FB to get access to bystander video.

go figure!

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Re: Enough

meanwhile across town...

whitey goes apeshit starts throwing stuff at neighbours

neighbourd call cops

cops

show up

whitey starts shooting at them with a shotgun

1 cop injured

swat show up

knockout whitey with gas

everyone lives happily ever after.

I think personally that 'white guys with shotguns who have already shot a cop' are even more dangerous than young black men driving in a car with his partner and child.

please explain the different response, without acknowledging the fundamentally racist policing that happens in the land of the free?

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Re: Citation needed

pointless blind racism don't need no steenkin citation.

</master race>

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Facebook ‘glitch’ that deleted the Philando Castile shooting vid: It was the police – sources

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Re: Amerifrica - Live there to see: The US is at 'War with Itself'

japan?

internationally famous for race discrimination and ethnic specific slavery.

Orly?

come with me, lets take a ride on the Burma railroad and speak to some of the relatives of the 6 million or so Chinese, Koreans, Malaysians, Indonesians, Filipinos and Indochinese slaughtered by the imperial army,

not really disagreeing, just saying.

same for a lesser extent goes for the swiss mercenaries, did i say mercs, i meant army... by which I mean everyone in Switzerland!

fact is there is no one in the world qualified to cast that first stone.

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Re: Bit of a curve ball....

Open your mind REAL wide...

this will blow you away....

it's amazing that none thought of it before...

what if members of the public didn't have access to firearms?

yeah, i know it would never work.....

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Re: militarized private army

shirley not a well regulated militia?

but the founding fathers.......

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Wannabe Prime Minister Andrea Leadsom thinks all websites should be rated – just like movies

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Re: appears to think about the country and its people....

The woman lied about being an investment banker on her CV.

a wannabe of the people who broke the world?

She's a fucking nutjob.

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Re: Regression to the really mean

Pretty big if there.

No sign of JC going anywhere soon.

the bliarites... not so much,

JC might be willing to bury the hatchet, I wonder how many CLP's will be as magnanimous at re-selection time.

not doing to badly for such a poor leader,

funny that the press hasn't picked up on this

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Re: greatest female leaders this country has ever had.

Boudica??

If you mean TBW... you need to take more water with it

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Martha Lane Fox: Brexit is all about MEEEEeeee!

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Ahhh enlightenment

Coop.....

... well that explains a lot

for those blessed with not having an account at the coop bank,

their website has recently been 'updated' using a state of the art load balancing mechnism.

the site is so shite it's actually quicker for me to get in my car, drive to my local branch and deal with a person.

yes even, when I suddenly remember something at 3am that urgent... still quicker to drive into town and wait six and a half hours for them to open.

... and relax

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What Brexit means for you as a motorist

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Re: Even the bloody US operates a visa waiver for the UK

at the moment....

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Tech firms reel from Leave's Brexit win

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Re: fick godwin

hitler was democratically elected in '33

just sayin

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Re: " with a third of its staff in the UK from overseas"

Health service?

what a great example of a vibrant healthy business....

due in no small part to being _constrained_ to operate with a significant proportion of their frontline staff being contractors.

If they were in the private sector (checks watch) they would ALL have gone bust years ago.

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I want to learn about gamification but all I see is same-ification

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Re: such as Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall

Missed a trick, could have dropped that name in the leeeeeeeeder

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Why you should Vote Remain: Bananas, bathwater and babies

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Re: @Naughtyhorse: @just enough: Mean while, back in the real world...

in a post about electoral accountability you state a preference for a monarch.

i guess for some people irony just means metallic.

cockwomble

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Re: @just enough: Mean while, back in the real world...

So you voted for elizabeth in 1952?

good man!

(and i think that is the logical fuckup that was being pointed out to you earlier)

good luck voting cameron out if you dont happen to live in jeremy cocksons gatehouse.

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Boffins decipher manual for 2,000-year-old Ancient Greek computer

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Iwasgoingtosaysomethingaboutfilecompression,butnowIcantbearsed.

Thought i'd give it a go...

turns out i cant be arsed either

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Re: Bah!

Huge maintenance costs....

every bloody leap year

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Re: Wait for tim

well those corners do look quite rounded to me.....

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Bloke flogs $40 B&W printer on Craigslist, gets $12,000 legal bill

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yeah butthey got verner von braun...

and all his paper clip buddies

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snot nosed brats thumb their noses at us.

so now you know how the rest of us feel ALL THE TIME

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sure...

after you settle this outstanding tea tax bill :D

(you have to admit there does seem to be an unusually high prevalence of assholes over there)

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Mark Zuckerberg's Twitter and Pinterest password was 'dadada'

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Because twitter and pintrest is where he keeps all his money?

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Surface Book nightmare: Microsoft won't fix 'Sleep of Death' bug

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Supposed to be...

But when has it ever actually been that way?

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wow

Apparently not!

Did i miss a meeting?

Sleep an hibernate are just a pain in the arse as far as I can tell. i was trained to shut down with windows 3.0 and don't really get the 'advantage'of having my computer not working, but still running the battery down. nevermind the consequences of even the smallest memory leak when your uptime is potentially infinity.

shut down, it's cathartic, it's the end of the day. full stop, i no longer belong to 'the man', the next few hours are all mine.

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The underbelly of simulation science: replicating the results

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Re: Often modelling simply adds rigour to thought experiments

Stay there while I go find my copy of 'chaos' and load it into the pocket trebuchet i just aimed at you :-)

the reason 'cfd' is hard is that it is fundamentally chaotic, and the combination of floating point and positive feedback is what caused all the problems. high sensitivity to small variations in initial conditions, coupled with noisy data. you can't really model something like that incrementally - you can theorise, and apply limited tests under highly controlled conditions, but as soon as you try to do anything real world all bets are off.

There is still much work to be done in understanding nonlinear systems. and the current political shenanigans between the scientific and oil/coal producing industrial complex is not helping.

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Re: If we dont actually observe any global warming,

Oh but we do...

The problem is fucktards upon being presented with a living breathing elephant insisting there aint no such animal.

pic an unusually high energy weather event, any unusually high energy weather event......

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Re: Computer modelling is more of an art than a science

Yet curiously the predictions of the warmists come to pass time and time again.

It must be so frustrating knowing you are right and having the data dispute your.... deeper understanding/prejudice (delete inaplicable) time after time

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Re: Computer modelling is more of an art than a science

You must be new here!

Lewis this is jzl, jzl this is Lewis (whatever you do dont mention the tinfoil hat)

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The Sons of Kahn and the Witch of Wookey

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No IT angle....

I was driving through Derby the other day (well someone has to) and found myself following a merc with the reg

ST08 EWW

which i thought was a bit harsh.

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Brexit campaign group fined £50k for sending half a million spam texts

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A qadrillion!!!11!1!

bit steep for a first offence... call it ten bob

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Re: Translation

Sure my mobile numner is...

07870 123456

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Re: The problem is that when your on the 'wrong' side you may be blind to the other side.

thanks for explaining your entire post at the end there :-)

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Re: Free vote

And this sop to the nutters will butter no parsnips!,

Imagine we vote to remain. Any of those idiots looking like they'll stfu.

As good a reason as any to stay in

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Re: Why is "Call me Dave" Cameron telling me what to think?

quaint

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