Posts by thejackle
27 posts • joined Wednesday 20th January 2010 16:10 GMT
Re: I love this...
I hate fucking popcorn
What's the problem with Brits welcoming signs in euro-kph. All cars have kph on the speedometer, if distances wre changed to km and limits to kph - where is the issue.
Biggest problem is people mixing up Metric and S.I.
A pint because it might not be a pint for long.
Re: The problem with losing an eye..
Or a Japanese "Research" Vessel
Re: New Opportunity for Office Theft
But it would provide more creative opportunities than just photocopying your ar$e at the Christmas party.
It's the correct grammar for...
..."a app".
Posted in Icelandic town demands vulva museum
That's not a proper museum...
... its just for a bunch of fannies
Other delivery services.
So I put up a RM sign saying I don't trust my neighbour but the rest of the delivery companies ignore this sign (because they are not RM) and deliver to the psychonutterbastard anyway. Can't see any problems there!
Re: Oh come on
Actually, I've not answered the door every time I was on the sh1tter.
Re: 800,000 miles from the sun?
It is very close indeed, considering Mercury barely gets with 30 million miles at its closest, but Lovejoy actually passed through the Sun's corona last year - approaching with 88,000 miles. Now that's toasty.
Re: Great pics
The rocket or the Greek god?
Not the biggest flaw in this idea, but...
...why is there two of everything on display?
Re: 1 Million Users?
You swine, I'm called real.name
Posted in Starship Voyager dumped into skip
Wife should be thankful....
..that it wasn't the programme "Changing Rooms" that he was obsessed with. She'd have no f***ing chance of selling the flat then.
Only 10 to 20p....
Wow, that's great value. I can think of where I'd like to spend a couple of quids worth.
Posted in Amazon's Silk looks creepily Phorm-ulaic
Sounds great
Now'll they'll be able to send my stuff without me having to go to the trouble of ordering it.
Awww
Cheer up mate - pull a few sickies and buy yourself a new telly with the money you'd save on diesel - sorted.
Look up, Look down
Pictures look fake to me. In the second pictures (ass shot) she is looking down in the foreground but the position of her phone in the background reflection suggests she should be looking up.
Posted in Charlie Sheen explodes onto Twitter
I goggled, I mean googled !
Nice to see he has found himself such a sociable young lady. Judging by her pictures, she seems very, very friendly.
What's an inch.
Apparently an inch is about 8cm.
Paris, obviously, because she'd always spot if a couple of inches were missing.
FFS
Seems like I will never buy a iphone or fondle slab - not because I don't like them, but because you must always wait on model n+1. I just can't be arsed anymore.
Zzzzzzz.....
She must be needing a nap after all that activity.
Natural fit?
More people die in the Winter: We need more energy in the Winter. Seems like a natural fit.
(unless it's all used to heat old peoples homes which could lead to a bizarre fuel shortage/excess loop)
30 minute meal?
30 seconds for most guys more like.
Saves us the trouble
Olympics will be enough of a mess and a drain on the coffers as it is. We don't need to waste more money, especially on football. By 2018 you won't be able to get within 1.8288 metres of a player without him taking a dive - let alone tackle one of the lazy overpaid fukkers.
Pointless
If the current laws prohibit the scanning of under 18's then it's pointless from a security point of view. Just a waste of money.
Missed opportunity?
I thought Ryan Air would have been first with a lard tax.
How will this be judged, will each check-in desk have standardised container for fitting your arse into. "Sorry Madam - you hand luggage is fine but that ass is going to cost you extra!"
