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27 posts • joined 20 Jan 2010

Samsung shoots Galaxy S III with shrink ray, unveils 4in Mini

thejackle

Re: I love this...

I hate fucking popcorn

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Metric versus imperial: Reg readers weigh in

thejackle
Pint

What's the problem with Brits welcoming signs in euro-kph. All cars have kph on the speedometer, if distances wre changed to km and limits to kph - where is the issue.

Biggest problem is people mixing up Metric and S.I.

A pint because it might not be a pint for long.

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Boffins baffled: HUGE EYEBALL washes up on Florida beach

thejackle

Re: The problem with losing an eye..

Or a Japanese "Research" Vessel

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Formlabs preps first home stereolithic 3D printer

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Coat

Re: New Opportunity for Office Theft

But it would provide more creative opportunities than just photocopying your ar$e at the Christmas party.

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The Register iPhone and Android apps: Maintenance update

thejackle

It's the correct grammar for...

..."a app".

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Icelandic town demands vulva museum

thejackle

That's not a proper museum...

... its just for a bunch of fannies

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New I-hate-my-neighbour stickers to protect Brits' packages

thejackle

Other delivery services.

So I put up a RM sign saying I don't trust my neighbour but the rest of the delivery companies ignore this sign (because they are not RM) and deliver to the psychonutterbastard anyway. Can't see any problems there!

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thejackle

Re: Oh come on

Actually, I've not answered the door every time I was on the sh1tter.

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Blazing new comet may OUTSHINE THE MOON in 2013

thejackle

Re: 800,000 miles from the sun?

It is very close indeed, considering Mercury barely gets with 30 million miles at its closest, but Lovejoy actually passed through the Sun's corona last year - approaching with 88,000 miles. Now that's toasty.

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First full landing site and colour pictures back from Mars

thejackle
Coat

Re: Great pics

The rocket or the Greek god?

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Tesco helps high flyers avoid actual shops

thejackle
FAIL

Not the biggest flaw in this idea, but...

...why is there two of everything on display?

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Outlook.com launch a gold rush for jokers, spammers

thejackle
Unhappy

Re: 1 Million Users?

You swine, I'm called real.name

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Cray gets graphic with big data

thejackle
Boffin

If only...

.. all the results said 42.

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Starship Voyager dumped into skip

thejackle
Facepalm

Wife should be thankful....

..that it wasn't the programme "Changing Rooms" that he was obsessed with. She'd have no f***ing chance of selling the flat then.

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Gas bill climbed £13,000 after correct online reading given

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Thumb Up

Only 10 to 20p....

Wow, that's great value. I can think of where I'd like to spend a couple of quids worth.

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Amazon's Silk looks creepily Phorm-ulaic

thejackle
Big Brother

Sounds great

Now'll they'll be able to send my stuff without me having to go to the trouble of ordering it.

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Comet can't sell anything, including itself

thejackle
Happy

Awww

Cheer up mate - pull a few sickies and buy yourself a new telly with the money you'd save on diesel - sorted.

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Feds probe naked Scarlett Johansson outrage

thejackle
Paris Hilton

Look up, Look down

Pictures look fake to me. In the second pictures (ass shot) she is looking down in the foreground but the position of her phone in the background reflection suggests she should be looking up.

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Charlie Sheen explodes onto Twitter

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Happy

I goggled, I mean googled !

Nice to see he has found himself such a sociable young lady. Judging by her pictures, she seems very, very friendly.

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Portsmouth redefines the Olympic-sized swimming pool

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Paris Hilton

What's an inch.

Apparently an inch is about 8cm.

Paris, obviously, because she'd always spot if a couple of inches were missing.

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Nvidia four-core chip to power quad-res Apple iPad

thejackle
WTF?

FFS

Seems like I will never buy a iphone or fondle slab - not because I don't like them, but because you must always wait on model n+1. I just can't be arsed anymore.

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Mexican woman gets litigious on Top Gear's ass

thejackle
Stop

Zzzzzzz.....

She must be needing a nap after all that activity.

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Crematorium to heat council swimming pool

thejackle
Go

Natural fit?

More people die in the Winter: We need more energy in the Winter. Seems like a natural fit.

(unless it's all used to heat old peoples homes which could lead to a bizarre fuel shortage/excess loop)

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Jamie Oliver website offers graphic recipe for 'Pussy'

thejackle
Paris Hilton

30 minute meal?

30 seconds for most guys more like.

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Russia wins World Cup bid in parrot-sickening travesty

thejackle
Happy

Saves us the trouble

Olympics will be enough of a mess and a drain on the coffers as it is. We don't need to waste more money, especially on football. By 2018 you won't be able to get within 1.8288 metres of a player without him taking a dive - let alone tackle one of the lazy overpaid fukkers.

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PM: UK airports to get perv scanners next week

thejackle
FAIL

Pointless

If the current laws prohibit the scanning of under 18's then it's pointless from a security point of view. Just a waste of money.

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Air France offers two-seat deal for fatties

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Thumb Up

Missed opportunity?

I thought Ryan Air would have been first with a lard tax.

How will this be judged, will each check-in desk have standardised container for fitting your arse into. "Sorry Madam - you hand luggage is fine but that ass is going to cost you extra!"

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