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Apple iPad vs... the rest

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RE: More common than you think

Like arse are they. In my social circle, I've still yet to see one (outside a shop). This leads me to suspect that they aren’t as common as YOU’D think, or people are too embarrassed to admit they’ve got one ... and let’s be honest, if someone has an “i” device, they’ll tell you alllllll about it…

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Sony PlayStation Network vs MS Xbox Live

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One or the other...

Seems to me, that the only really choice there is to make, is whether or not you're willing to pay money to play online. And, as I have thus far fastidiously steered clear of any game that has required me to pay a retainer in order to keep playing, you'll know which platform I went for...

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Microsoft Xbox 360 Kinect

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Down Vote...

...for the fanboy reference. You're an Editor, not a Commentard, leave the hating to them and get back to editing, thank you...

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Sony Reader PRS-350 Pocket Edition

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WTF?

So...

"But... it's still £51 more expensive than the new Kindle, which comes with Wi-Fi, and pricier too than the Kindle with 3G. Lack of connectivity doesn't bother me, but the thought I can get an e-book reader with a comparable-quality screen and twice as much storage for a lot less money does."

And yet it still receives an 80% rating, versus the cheaper and better specced Kindle, which only received an 85% rating. Are you being paid by Sony..?? Don't get me wrong, I'm a Sony whore, have been for years, but the Kindle offers much more, and it only awarded an extra 5%...

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Apple to sell 45m iPads in 2011?

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Meh...

...outside of a shop, I've still yet to see one. 45 million units, my arse...

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Kia POPs out see-through OLED dash readout

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Megaphone

Just me...

...or does that door not look like it fits the aperture..??

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Sony piques PS3 fans with PlayTV patch fee

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Or indeed...

...a Virgin+ box, sitting above your PS3, like I do.

I'll give this a steer, I'm already paying one subscription for recordable TV...

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Electric mass-driver catapults to beat Royal Navy cuts?

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Have you...

...ever heard Lewis say anything else..??

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Facebook bug spills name and pic for all 500 million users

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Paris Hilton

Brilliant...

So assuming they get my name right, few people do, they'll be presented with a picture of a fox licking a window, next to my email address...

/\ /\ /\ I'm not saying she's a fox, but I suspect she's licked a window or two...

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Microsoft digs Macs in back-to-school ads

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RE: In all fairness...

/\ /\ /\ Whut he said /\ /\ /\

I have never in my life bought a PC with Windows pre-installed, and I've had a few of them over the last decade and a half. The fact I've installed Windows on them afterwards is my choice...

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Title

You get a thumbs up for the observation about Gaming. I'm a long term PC Gamer, never really liked consoles. However, personal circumstance has meant that I've not had room to have the desktop rig up and running. So to feed my gaming habit, I've been PS3ing it for the last few years. My PC has been shut in a cupboard all that time, and even though I've now able to get the desktop out, it'll probably continue to sit exactly where it is. I'll make do with the laptop for the t'internets.

However, if I could, I'd also thumbs down you for the observation that MS on PC is dead. Because frankly that's an absurd notion...

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Perv scanner code of practice still a balls-up

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Well Vlad...

...you may be the sort of guy who likes to flop his cock out at any given opportunity, but I prefer to be a little more selective about who I show my 'bits' to...

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Antarctic glacier melt maybe 'not due to climate change'

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@James

I take your point Sir, but that's not nearly brutal enough for my sociopathic tendencies...

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Grenade

Present me...

...with a big red button, that when pressed would eliminate 75% of the population, and I'll press it. Regardless of whether I'm in that 75% or not.

If anybody is even remotely serious about reduce our impact on this planet, then I see no other way than to reduce the size of the population. And I don't just mean reduce the rate of increase. There's too damn many of us on this rock...

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STFU...

...you dullard. Yes you, and all the other idiots in this thread screaming for BBC style balance.

Did you not read the article?? Or did you just wilfully ignore it because it didn't fit with AGW theories..??

In fact, don't answer, because I really don't care...

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WTF?

@ DaWolf...

This ain't the BBC chum...

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UK hot-swaps leaders - Brown out, Cameron in

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The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.

Seconded...

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Stealth installs and adware come to Facebook

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Re: The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.

Sorry Sarah, it's not just spelling something wrong/differently, it's getting it an expression completely back-arse-wards.

I have my cheese & pickle sandwiches now, so I promise to settle down quietly...

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The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.

PEDANT RANT

Oh FFS..!! It's "couldn't care less". Saying they "could care less" insinuates they care in the first place, which blatantly they fucking well COULDN'T.

/PEDANT RANT

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The Hurt Locker sweeps Oscars

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Titish...

Glad Avatar got chuff all other than what it deserved. Fantastic looking crap film.

That being said, I don't think Hurt Locker was any more deserving, that's crap too. Honestly, a film about a guy who acts like a complete tit and continually gets his oppos into shite, up to and including one of them being shot. Yeah, thanks for that fucktard, this ain't CoD, I don't get to respawn somewhere with a pair of shiny new legs...

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Alien

District 9...

I'd have voted for District 9 too, about the best film from last year I've watched so far...

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Avatar kills Taiwanese man

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FAIL

You Sir...

...are a dufus...

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It's shit...

Yes, it looked nice, but other than that, it's as shit as a shit thing on a particularly shitty day ... FACT ...

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I would imagine that it was the tedious plot and atrocious acting what done for him...

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iPhone voted UK's 'coolest brand'

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iDon't...

...either...

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MP calls for Jezza Clarkson's head

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Shut up Mole

And climb back under whichever rock it is you emerged from...

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Plymouth nurse punted panties on eBay

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Paris Hilton

Dozy twat...

Insert your own gag...

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Suicide squirrel knocks out Swiss TV

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Sqwerls...

...will rule the world one day, this is just the first of many stories that will surface. Mark my words, soon you'll be working for them...

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Neighbourhood Watch 2.0: Your tensions are being monitored

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Das Leben der Anderen...

...watch it someday.

I'm now thinking, that little old man I see coming and going from my block isn't there to see Bert & Ethel in 12a downstairs. He's actually disappearing through one of the many doorways in the hall and entering some dark, dank loft space in the building. Once there, he'll be plugging in a set of headphones, firing up some screens, and monitoring all internet activity...

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Jacqui Smith un-downgrades cannabis

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Fuck it...

...pass me the skins, I'm gonna choke another one before my front door gets kicked in and I get dragged off...

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The battle of Lesbos: Exclusive combat pic

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I'm a lesbian...

...trapped in a man's body.

Mine's the androgenous one...

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Amy Winehouse pitches for Bond theme

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Re: Amble Crackwhore...

That's your opinion, and you're entitled to it, just as I'm entitled to my opinion about Smackface-car-wreck.

It matters what she looks like, because not only I have I sold my soul, I'm a shallow fucker as well...

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Amble Crackwhore...

...needs to hurry up and OD before she gets this gig.

If we must have some retro-voiced starlett doing the tune, then surely Duffy is a better option. Her voice is the equal (better IMO) to Whingehouse's and she's far easier on the eye than the faux smack-hound...

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Scotland Yard pokes crooks on Facebook

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@ Aditya Krishnan

Not wanting to appear as pedant or a gun nut, but a Mac-10 and an Uzi are very distinctly different weapons...

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Sky One to resurrect Blake's 7?

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Alien

@ Stewart Haywood

What kinda question is that? Are you on some form of hormone replacement therapy? My gods man, she's hot...

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@ Fogcat

I concur most highly. Not much, if anything else on TV at the moment to touch it either, certainly not that Dr Who fanwank*...

* - Stolen and being used at every available opportunity, ta.

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Alien

Initially...

...I'd say leave it alone, it wasn't that good in the first place, or moan about a lack of original thought. However, one recent success does spring to mind, and in the hands of the same production team, such a remake might also succeed. Battlestar Galactica...

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PS3 to get movie downloads this summer?

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@ Ian

Why so funny? My download limit is errr ... unlimited ...

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Interesting indeed...

...as per, bandwidth and ISPs issue. Glad I shifted to an unlimited package fairly recently. Will be interesting to see what format/size/etc these films come in...

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Predator kill-machine pilots suffering 'chronic burnout'

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Bring the Gamers on...

...there's a certain logic it getting gamers involved, but you know it's going to disintegrating into an Angry-German-Kid screaming match.

"Fuckin n00b lagger, I fuckin shot u, y don't u just die b1tch?? I pwnd ur ass!! Check my l33t haX0r skillz" ad infinitum...

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Smith plans 300-strong force to tackle UK radicalisation

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I'd like to see...

...Ms Smith's backbench subjected to a good hard revolt...

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Pirate Bay to sue music industry

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Pirate

LMFAO..!!

Crazy Swedes. Don't ever STOP

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Sony Ericsson Walkman W380i budget music phone

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@Arnold

Most, if not all, recent Sony Ericsson Walkman phones do utilise standard 3.5mm headphone jacks, via the handsfree kit. Ok, you can't plug a 3.5mm jack straight into the phone, but you can still use one.

http://www.sonyericsson.com/cws/products/accessories/overview/hpm-77?cc=gb&lc=en

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Horror bestseller condemns videogame sales limit law

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RE:Mike

You're not in a minority, I've been reading his books for years, and the chap has a chronic problem with completing a story. How often have I gotten to the end of one of his works, and thrown the damn thing across the room? Often enough. Like a crack-whore, I keep going back for more.

I concur with the rest of your points though, as well as AC's sarky ones. It's unprecedented that someone of 'fame' says something remotely sensible...

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BT hits 'undo' on anti-spam email update

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Not strictly true...

I know you're cribbing someone else's work, however, this statement isn't strictly true;

"customers who do not use an "@btinternet.com" address for outgoing mail must verify it to avoid a 553 SMTP error"

I use BTYahoo..!! mail, and don't have a "@btinternet.com", I have a "@btopenworld.com" address, I don't have to verify every outgoing mail...

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Teacher's head explodes due to Wi-Fi, mobe radiation

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@ Sceptic Basturt

Did you mean "beast" me to it..??

I'm stealing it anyway, even if you didn't...

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O RLY..??

Can I be the first to call ... FAKE!!!!11!!one

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Yes! It's the handgun camcorder!

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Mark_T wins the Jellyfish Medal...

"Happy Capping", bravo Sir, had me chortling into my coffee..!!

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WD puts twin-platter 640GB HDD into mass-production

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RE 640GB?

I'm grazing the top end of 640GB already. That's shouldn't be taken as some sort of boast, because you could naturally argume that I've too much shite on my PC..!!

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