Posts by Peter
39 posts • joined Tuesday 22nd May 2007 12:18 GMT
Biddy biddy biddy Buck....
There! had to get that one in.
Shocking...
What a reVolting idea.
Posted in Amazon's $399 folly book reader
One day all books will be this way :-)
Not with this sucker. Did he say he didn't want to release it until it's right ?!? And this is what's released ? I've read a number of ebooks on my Palm PDA, for me, that pretty much nails it, the best thing is the compact size.
So ...
In the UK he'd get a bullet in the brain, Canada tasered until he stops moving and US shipped of to Guantanamo ?
He should consider himself lucky.
How much do you bet...
That they don't cough up ?
This is where Goggle 4 petrol pumps, (gPump ?) comes in
Charge each car differenly per litre, depending on engine size & efficiency.
'Course this doesn't help with time of day pricing.
Posted in UK iPhone customers to get fairer usage
No Sher Shitlock
"customer feedback has been that if we say unlimited, it should be unlimited."
Well duuh, as my 12 year old would say.
Perhaps...
they'll start scanning post and emailing it to us ? think of all those redundo posties.
"Sounds like a communist plot to me..."
Karl Marx's grave, now that's what I call a communist plot...
Posted in BT offers £1K for Wi-Fi application
Wifi Tart Cards
Instead of the gels putting their cards in phone boxes, they should have a wifi router broadcasting their 'wares'.
4000 character whitelist limit
I hope they've removed this, I have postini at work, once your whitelist hits 4000 characters it rejects any more, nice bit of code, I expect it's stored in a varchar.
marmITe
Chese and Marmite sarnies?, drool!
Posted in Britannia triumphs over Johnny Metric
Just a waiting game...
Just wait for the old foges to die off then metric will take over.
Who (appart from a few old coffin dodgers) today talks in Sixpences and shillings etc ?
Posted in Apple slashes iPhone prices
And in a few more months it'll be $200
When they've run out of $400 buyers.
Posted in David Bowie to appear in Doctor Who?
How about Colin Baker
I think he looks like jabba the hut these days :-O
Hang on...
Weren't they going to kill them anyway ?
Posted in Nissan rolls out drink-proof cars
Bugger that!
Where's the self driving car?!? They should be researching that instead of this nonsense :-)
Posted in BSkyB buys Amstrad
Does this now mean we'll see "Alan Sugar media tart"
Big brother, Deadenders, Lost >-)
Posted in Cat senses impending death
Harrold Shipmane re-incarnated ?
'course that only works if he has died :-), can't be bothered to look
Posted in CIOs pooh-pooh the iPhone
Thats funny...
Imagine SJ's reaction to "cool it's just like a Blackberry" :-)
Akin to saying "That Dali Lama, he's not catholic"
If it were that aweful little "mobli" character
I'd quite like to drown it.
Posted in US man flies 193 miles in deckchair
Good job it wasn't in the UK
They'd probably do him for tax evasion, and terrorism
Posted in Ebuyer.com runs on a Commodore 64
Power station
If you could run a power station on a ZX81 then these workhorses should have little trouble runing a mere online shoppe
Rail has it's place
Consider the many 100s of 1000s of commuters into London, imagine them all trying to drive in ...
Posted in UK Ltd not bovvered by green blether
And then there's those two Chinese coal fired power stations coming on line every week...
No wonder no-one's bovverd
ID cards...
Didn't our grandparents fight in WW2 just so some jack booted goon couldn't demand to "see out papers" ?
How do they know this is the (most) perfect Kg ?
What to they measure it against ?
Obvious, innit!
He beams next weekend's lotto numbers back to himself.
Is this a problem ?>
Surely, if the punter didn't value the goods then they wouldn't bid ?
In real auctions the auctioneer will often take a bid "off the wall".
or to put it another way, BROUGHT A DEAD BRAIN TO LIFE.
Could do with some of that where I work
a
Perhaps we'll see one soon on "Who wants to be a millionaire?" assuming they can call the premium rate numbers.
Also, opens a whole new revenue stream for Crapita. All those ETs with no TV license.
Posted in 10 signs you're in a tech bubble
If you laid all the economists in the world, end to end....
They still wouldn't reach a conclusion
(arf)
Turn of the universe!
All that background radiation is killing me....
Agro...
Sounds like she got away with the farm!
As an ex-bulldog client (feb this year), how do I find out if I am "at risk" ? I paid by direct debit, but a couple of transactions were by credit/debit cards.
Sattelite
Just out of interest, like, anyone know how many "rads" we get from Sky and all the other "birds" up there ?
