Embarrassing parcel
Maybe a couple of decades ago there had been some scares involving packages containing something dangerous (Anthrax ?).
Early one morning a colleague who mostly worked on site arrived at his desk to find an envelope addressed to him but no other markings.
As he started to open it some white powder fell out.
He quickly dropped the package back onto his desk and walked away a bit, then explained to those around him what he had seen.
Someone called HR who instructed us to clear the area, which didn't take long as most people had not yet arrived. Some of us, including me, were tasked with standing outside the entrance doors to stop anyone else entering until officialdom came to analyse the situation.
Eventually the contents were checked and found to be a collection of Love Hearts, some of which had been crushed in transit. They were a gift from the girlfriend of the recipient. Much relief and amusement all round; well nearly all round. The recipient was so embarrassed by the event and the following comments that he left the company within the month.