52 posts • joined Thursday 14th January 2010 08:51 GMT
Can I be the very first to suggest this:
From 2017 onwards, every single film or album made in the EU should contain the song "Happy Birthday to you".
These will then not be legally available in the USA until 2030 :-)
Let them try to sort that one out...
And AVG Nation tool bar.
WTF were they thinking?
Re: Sponsored curriculum
You've got to go for the "Just cereal" options such as Weetabix or Shredded Wheat.
Re: Sponsored curriculum
It did take me a while to bust through the Special K hype. You seriously cannot lose weight while eating it. Very cynical.
Not enough Helium
We don't have enough Helium to waste it on this.
We need to conserve this finite resource. We should ban birthday balloons too.
"Love's co-conspirators included two individuals in Australian"
I'm not sure its "love" if there are two individuals in an Australian.
I've seen websites with that sort of thing - once the firewall is turned off!
I swore i would never use DAB again after the DAB clock radio failed to tune in and turn on one morning. after the re-arrangement of frequencies a couple of years ago, I gave it another try.
Guess what? Last month, same thing happened. I was woken up (barely) by a click and resounding silence as it failed AGAIN to tune.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, and I'll smash you with a hammer*
*Well, switch permanently back to FM :-)
Ruin your career in advance
So LinkedIn is supposed to be the "grown up" networking site, where you advance your career (although I have never had a job offer through it).
Based on the ill-advised nature of the posts on Facebook by most youngsters, won't this just result in them ruining their career prospects before they've even started?
This pisses me off so much...
I have filtering to protect my kids, but it is very constraining for me too.
Not only do I have to temporarily disable it to get a grumble fix, I have had to do the following this year.
1) Remove gambling filter to allow pokemon to be played.
2) Disable filter temporarily to allow drugs sites to be accessed for purchase of homebrew supplies.
3) Disable the filter temporarily to purchase a pen knife.
This "default on" filter will last about a week in most households - even the "responsible" ones.
My Mobile provider (virgin) came with a filter already applied.
It prevented access to forums, so I disabled it within 24 hours.
Re: "so low that his genitals were almost showing"
Oh, I think bikini bottoms would be illegal if I wore them. I'd half half a genitals showing each side!
I fully expect the next development to be multi-provider virtual data centers.
To be honest, I tried it on a Samsung tablet.
I hated it so much (As I mentioned on another thread), that I've now bought two Samsung Android tablets.
I have colleagues who converted to the dark side and bought iPads.
Windows 8 is actively selling alternative OSs, even on touch devices!
Re: Bettys Assam
Have an upvote for mentioning Hendersons Relish!
I have to buy it in bulk every time I return home.
Re: Fail assumptions here
Mrs Bert works for an organisation which uses hotmail/outlook .com as it's corporate email system. Sadly this only works with IE. At least I only need one shortcut for IE, which points directly to this site. Arrogant shites.
Re: Reading this page...
I was fine until you pointed it out.
Won't touch 'em
Had a card fail to discover they don't do advance replacement as standard warranty. OK, my fault for not checking, but they refused to budge at any price.
My only options were to purchase another card, or manage without a server for 3 weeks while the broken card shipped to the US and back.
I bought another card, just a different brand :-)
They are NOT enterprise class, and as per the title, I won't touch 'em with a barge pole.
What have hospitals to do with it?
Re: Who would have thought?
"MS had a rethink of the vast cruft and user antogonistic interface that was Windows since the beginning."
Erm - and no again. Metro is a dogs dinner with tiles which only give access to all Microsoft's social crap. (XBox live on a business tablet FFS?) And you've not got a unified sign in - have to sign in to each separately from what I can see :-(
For any "real work" (including browsing) you get thrown back to the same old crufty desktop interface.
Worst of all worlds really.
Re: Oh dear
But its all rendered spectacularly pointless by a browser in privacy mode using an https google image search :-(
It'll even get through your work firewalls without being detectable or leaving a footprint.
And it's even better now you can get proper big sized images up :-)
Re: Parents are the problem
I agree with the sentiment, but Miranda?!
Surely Miranda is only suitable viewing for children. Its certainly not an adult programme. You're kidding yourself if you think they don't already know more swear words than you do.
Inconsistent behaviour will kill it
I'm ambivalent to the Samsung stylus. Just annoyed that it works differently to the finger.
In Tifkam mode the finger swipes the screen across, whereas the stylus selects and then shuffles the tiles.
Numerous other examples - in a browser the finger scrolls and the stylus highlights the selection.
This could be just Windows 8, or it could be just Samsung, but if an interface is this frustrating it's clearly wrong.
Not just the young-uns.
I had a 10 second call from the better half this morning which went (in total)
"It's OK, I've found it!".
And we're both well over 40!
Re: Grey area
Just thought of a name for the practice:
Where would the law stand if I stood on a street corner with a sign saying "all **** are ***** and i wish they would ******" *, and it got photographed by Google and put into Streeview?
*If you want to see the original, I can supply GPS co-ordinates of where I shall be standing with it at some point in the future.
Re: Once bitten...
2 decades AGO. I proof read it (poorly), and everything :-(
I was suckered by a "smart TV" about 2 decades age (there's a reason for the quotes - don't start slagging me off yet.)
It had a VCR built in underneath it, all in the same unit! Very clever and compact. Until the VCR stopped working, and I wanted to replace it with something else shiny. Then I had a TV with an in-built broken VCR, sitting on top of a VCR!
I'm not going to fall for it again, thank you very much.
Re: 'rare and expensive helium'
On Earth, yes!
It's so light, and unreactive that:
1) If there's any loose stuff, it escapes upwards and is gone
2) It doesn't exist as a compound of anything, so the only source is contained in a finite number of quickly depleting reservoirs.
Once it's gone, that's it until we learn how to bottle it somewhere in space.
Useful in museums:
Is Psy short for Psychic then?
Re: A wireless mobile phone? Whatever next.
"I see the patent covers "A wireless mobile phone"; as opposed to the corded mobile phone?"
They've got a got a watertight defense here. Given the amount of time that the iphone must be plugged in to a charger, I'm not sure it could accurately be described as wireless.
Re: Google T's and C's
They all lie about everything. I've drummed it in to Bert1 junior that he should just make stuff up online - ALWAYS.
It was the only way we were going to get him a facebook account.
So, armed with merely a pencil, some sellotape, and an alcoholic beverage, I can distil spirits in a completely safe and undetectable manner?
If I get raided, I can just draw the graphene onto a bit of paper :-)
I Don't use DAB any more
I have a clock radio with DAB. After far too many mornings being (only just) awoken by a quiet click followed by a resounding silence, I've switched it back to the far more reliable FM.
To be honest on a clock radio you can't really notice any difference in quality either, especially when it competes with haird driers, electric razors, electric tooth brushes, etc.
I really wont bother again.
Bet they don't call it the Waterboard.
Could it be...
..because, based on all the Psychology Graduates I've ever met, they're all complete nutters that you'd not touch with a barge pole?
Completely unemployable the lot of 'em.
They take Psychology to understand their own "issues".
I'm not a fan of Zombie fiction, but that's a great book.
(Not a pirate icon - rather chopping off the head of a Zombie with a Lobo)
Thank god this lot didn't make it!
There's a pile of shite with only a couple of gems.
Futile Technical Arms Race
Surely there is absolutely no point in trying to outwit a technically savvy hormonal teenager who is actively searching this stuff out.
The ONLY point of this is to prevent accidental access to inappropriate content.
Anything else should be managed by open discussion and trust.
And yes I do have offspring.
- It's true, the START MENU is coming BACK to Windows 8, hiss sources
- How UK air traffic control system was caught asleep on the job
- Pic NASA Mars tank Curiosity rolls on old WET PATCH, sighs, sniffs for life signs
- Google embiggens its fat vid pipe Chromecast with TEN new supported apps
- Microsoft: Don't listen to 4chan ... especially the bit about bricking Xbox Ones