* Posts by Sven

29 posts • joined 24 Sep 2007

Kaspersky: Apple security is like Microsoft's in 2002

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Lucky

Excellent from Kaspersky to also provide us with a Anti-Virus after a little-big scare!

Reminds me of the eye-phone episode from Futurama:

Man: Then, you, Mr. or Mrs. ... [we hear a soundbite of Fry belching], need the soothing relief of Mom's Caustic Anti-Fungal Bleach!

[The product appears on the screen.]

Fry: Ooh, can I somehow charge it to my eyePhone for an additional fee?

Man (v.o.): Hell, yes!

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Apple after Steve Jobs is still Steve Jobs' Apple

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Angel

Going for ...

Sainthood!

1. exemplary model;

2. extraordinary teacher;

3. wonder worker or source of benevolent power;

4. intercessor;

5. selfless, ascetic behavior;

6. a life often refusing material attachments or comforts;

7. possession of a special and revelatory relation to the holy.

Probably not number 6, but we'll gloss over that one. Since our beloved leader Steve can make you buy something by touching it, he has some relation to the holy!

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Multimillionaire's private space ship 'can land on Mars'

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Boldy go

Its nice to see that there are people out there that not only talk big but build big. And why can't they make money off sending people off to the Moon or Mars.

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Adobe Flash: 20m phones flip Steve Jobs the bird

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WTF?

Still not working?

So Adobe is working on it? They bring out CS versions at 1 year interval but can't make a lightweight, quick, hardware accelerated version of a flash player?

They where probably too busy working on the security flaws in Reader!

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Republican reps push for mandatory gun ownership

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Roof mounted

gatteling gun for me please.

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Apple tightens rules for iPad news delivery

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Belgium

They are testing things out on a small country. If things work out, they will move up. If it doesn't, its only a small little country, they won't complain.

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Enormous 1km ice-cube machine fashioned at South Pole

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for belgium!

*insert "drink" on the rocks"

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iPhone users are sad and mentally unfocused

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Paris Hilton

Sponsored by

Dr Kawashima's Brain Training!

Paris: her mind was used as control subject

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Seagate-Steve trash for Apple-Steve flash pash

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Hybrid Benchmarks

http://www.barefeats.com/hard134.html

They are not to impressed about the drive

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Apple as a religion: How the iPhone became divine

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Products

Why isn't it possible to just want a good product? I use a macbook pro for daily work and surfing and a PC for gaming (and an Xbox). My nokia works great to call people.

I just use the device that serves be best, if its a bad product or design, that i sell it again and buy something better.

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Dell outsourcer lifts US woman's saucy pix from PC

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FAIL

Saw him copy

... wouldn't the copy be from her pc to her pc?

Eitherway, funny stuff. Big fail on her part and his part too. Like a bad version of a 419!

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'The internet's completely over', declares petulant Prince

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Joke

iPad

Do I buy an iPad now? What if he's right, what to do, what to do?

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3D TV: Avatar or Ishtar?

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Pint

Glasses

If i have to put glasses on, I will never buy it. People say its a small thing and you won't notice, but next thing you know, I'll be required to put on certain clothes or shoes to fully enjoy a film.

Beer: what if your drunk? Has that been tested? 3D while drunk :-)

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Mac fanbois finally get Carakan of love with Opera 10.52

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FanBois?

Its starting to get old, a little like M$.

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Hawking: Aliens are out there, likely to be Bad News

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Terminator

Defence

What if we just arm every flying object in space now with a couple nukes, go to the moon and mars and but some defenses out there too ... and wait. Once the aliens come into our solar system we'll hijack them, take there ships and use it against them (maybe uploading a mac virus or something).

We would the "bad part of the neighbourhood" of the milkyway.

I wouldn't mind seeing more money flowing into the space industry, not just for robotics but getting humans up there (incl the moon and mars).

Terminator: we could build T800 to do the killing for us?

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Apple delays UK iPad launch

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Alien

Applespeak

Worldwide: 500.000

Global: 0

Aliens: easy access to US soil so they can get one fast

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McKinnon's mum stands against Straw at general election

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FTW

I hope she wins or at least takes some votes away from him. Instead of just moaning about it, she actually goes for it!

Nice one!

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Apple cops to defective MacBook drives

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Backup

This shows again the need for a good backup system. How many times i've had to try to get some data back of a HD that very very important data.

So important data that they are stored on one HD and never bothered to put them on CD, DVD, ....

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'Clumsy' French cop tasers schoolkid

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Police only tasers, French army ...

... shoot with live rounds into crowd:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4240396.ece

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Jedi chapter seeks leader after master resigns

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Hire from within

Non of the 31 there are able to pick up the light saber?

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Brits take iTablet moniker for 12in iPad rival

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Battery life

Seeing that Win7 has some issues on the Netbooks, 30min of battery life?

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Hong Kong Taoist masters still hard at it

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IT Angle

Re: Sarah Bee

"If anyone else asks what the IT angle is on a Bootnotes article, I will kill again."

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IT Angle

IT?

Tech angle?

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German dentists develop 'painless' plasma tooth-blaster

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If true

in 5 to 6 years then the people who invented it should get a nobel "pain free" price. They should get a statue too.

As a true man, i'm not scared of the dentist. But when i hear that noise the drill makes ... gives me the cold sweats already

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Fanboi site squeaks on crocked iMacs

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Tech

I work for a Apple Service provider as a tech and I'm loving this. We have had several in and it means I'm going to keep my job :-D

Won't get fired before xmas, Joy!

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Beware evangelists

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How true

Thx, very very true

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Teen battles City of London cops over anti-Scientology placard

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sealed

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Authorities_in_Belgium_raid_Church_of_Scientology

We raided the building and sealed it off. Since the 12th of april the building is closed and hasn't reopened.

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CIA demands UK halts interrogation tactics

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Happened to me too

I arrived at Heathrow and they asked me to see my mobile phone. I showed them and they started laughing and pointing saying "look at that guy, not even a iPhone".

Terrible, just terrible

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US Army dalek assassins to pack mini-missiles?

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Anti-robot?

Anti-tank rocket => better tank armour

Bigger anti-tank rocket => even better tank armour

So

What will it take to kill a robot like that? A standard bullet to the robotic eye? Or another robot? Two other robots? Or perhaps a virus that a terrorist uploaded using his Macbook Pro (keeping up with the times)

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