* Posts by Mos Eisley Spaceport

51 posts • joined 10 Jan 2010

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Court claim slapped on bloke via Facebook in landmark case

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Re: Pity if you are not on FaceBook

Yes, you do get away scot free, you're NOT on Facebook for a start!

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Think your CV is crap? Your interview skills are worse

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WTF?

What?

Is this flame-a-geek-week?

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Just trolling: It's OK to poke fun at Christians, says ASA

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Personally, I find the Bible offensive

Killing

Raping

Incest

War

Pestilence

Genocide

And they let kids read it too....

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What vegetables are best for growing in Spaaace?

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Space core directive # 24345N

Cabbage shall be banned in an enclosed capsule or small space craft.

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NHS digital pens: The 'Total Solution'

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Flame

Load up the guerneys (trolleys) with tax payers money

Roll then straight to the crematorium.

Burn it.

May as well cut out the middle-man.

Same result, but it's saves time.

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Google's anonymity ban defied by Thomas Jefferson

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Devil

It's my name, I own it.....

....Google+ can't have it.

Buy it perhaps, but HAVE, no.

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UK top cop: Coulson 'blindingly obviously' mixed up in hacking

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Devil

I hope someone's writing all this down...

...it'd make a great newspaper story.

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SCHEITERN: Scientologists want to friend schoolkids on Facebook

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Stop

Das Kult

Nein!

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Windsor slaps News for NBN 'scare campaign'

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Terminator

Murdoch cabal

The Murdoch clan have been trying to act as an arm of the Government for 100 years.

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Countries where Facebook is not, yet, king

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WTF?

Facebook?

What is this Facebook thing and how does one catch it?

Concerned, of Internet-Land

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Florida lag packs prison survival kit up jacksie

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WTF?

Prisoner's Purse

Ouch!

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Oz news team pays homage to Carry On

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Joke

Besides...

people want ducks.

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Airport face-scan gate unilaterally imprisons traveller

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FAIL

Shock horror !!!

Just think of all those nasty terrorist types* that would have slipped right through.

Who's protecting us !!

* aka: innocent, false positives

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Kim Jong-Il in radish inspection shocker

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Pirate

Training camp?

Surely you mean the Great-Leader 1 Nuclear Plant?

There's some dodgy gene sequencing going on there...

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Wannabe Jedi drool over potent laser 'lightsabre'

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Pirate

Try try this in Oz

"An ultra high-powered hand held 'lightsaber' on sale to anyone with a spare $230 could land would-be Jedi Knights with a $110,000 fine from Australian customs or severe retinal damage."

$230 = $198 US

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Amazing 'pulse of darkness' ray tech birthed in US gov labs

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Unhappy

You lost me at...

"Amazing...."

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Home Office launches urgent review of illegal police stop'n'search

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Stop

Allo allo allo

Wot's all this then...?

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NASA telescope gazes into heart and soul of universe

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Jobs Halo

Oh dear..

...the god-virus is strong in this one...

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Oz customs search lappies and mobes for smut

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FAIL

No pink bits!!

That's the Aussie way now!

God hates nakedness!!!

You'll all go blind!

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Jodrell Bank gets swanky visitor centre, infuriating maze

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Yay! Jodrell Bank

As an Aussie I thought this was just a fabrication of Dr Who.

Until I went there in 2007.

: )

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Fake joke worm wriggles through Facebook

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FAIL

Ahh Facebook users

There's a new bunch born every second.

Just don't click sheeple!

Better still, just don't join FB.

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Cops back in on BT/Phorm case

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FAIL

I perceive a lack of intent by the old firm

This will not fly.

Heads will not roll.

No one will be punished.

Sad, but true.

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Site auto-trawls embarrassing Facebook posts

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FAIL

I've never really bothered with FB till now...

Looking at that collector search, I can see why now.

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UK hot-swaps leaders - Brown out, Cameron in

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FAIL

I agree

This coalition will be a lame-duck affair...

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Internet Explorer drops below 60% market share

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Gates Horns

What?

Oh yeah, Internet Explorer!

I used to use that one...

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DVLA off-road system seriously off-message

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WTF?

SORN!

This seems an incredibly inefficient system..

How about...

1. you drive a car with a valid tax disc = Good, yay, : ), etc

2. you drive a car without a valid tax disc = Bad, $$$$, Cops, etc

Over here, you simply hand in your vehicle licence (number) plates when you scrap a car.

No plates = no drive (on road)

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Hackers release jailbreak for iPad and newer iPhones

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Hmmm

I've never need to jail-break any devices I own.

But then, I don't generally buy Apple products*

Lock me in?

Nah...

* apart from an iPod, which seems to work just as I expect it to.

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Durex India eStore spills customers' personal details

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Coat

That'll show Johnny Foreigner!

Hahahaha

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Phorm turns up in Brazil

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Stop

Hey Brazil

Watch out, Kent's about!

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Lads from Lagos pose as US troops to snare unwary ladies

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FAIL

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!

What was that?!!!

Hint: There's one born every minute...

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Times websites want £1 a day from June

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Times websites want £1 a day from June

What they WANT and what they GET will be two different things.

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Met launches net café spy operation

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Big Brother

Morons!

Mr Thin-Edge meet Mr Wedge.

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Facebook gives you the clap: Official

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Megaphone

Steady on there

At least sites like FB give the uneducated huddled masses an excuse to use technology.

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NZ internet filter goes live - gov forgets to tell public

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Troll

Remember

Don't feed the trolls!!

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SeaWorld killer killer whale must die, Bible insists

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Stop

Dang these religious nutters

Why can't they just leave us all alone?

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US must redesign killer hot dogs

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FAIL

Fair suck of the saveloy

"choking kills 77 US children annually"

That's terrible of course.

But this from a country where 10,000+ people are shot and killed every year by guns.

Not including suicides.

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Twitter bomb threat joke man faces possible jail sentence

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Grenade

I'm so mad...

...I'm going to blow up the entire world!!!

Now. (waits for plod to arrive.....)

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Car thieves making clean getaway with GPS jammers

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FAIL

I detect your detector and raise you!

GPS jamming detector detectors, followed by GPS jamming detector detector detectors.....et al

"Bob Cockshott"

You couldn't make that up!

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Google typosquat cash pegged at $497m per year

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Stop

Clicking on ads?

Surely not!

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Aussies cane cane toads with cat food

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Meat Ants 1 Cane Toads 0

Isn't science wonderful ?

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Airport scanners face double exposure

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Year 2027

Humans will be transported as cargo;

Arrive at airport.

Full scan

Rendered unconscious

Loaded like freight

No need for in flight service, food, etc

Revived at the other end.

I'd actually prefer that.

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Large Hadron Collider to fire up again next Thursday

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FAIL

@ luis sancho

Hi,

How's Exidor these days?

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Lost Nazi nuke-project uranium found in Dutch scrapyard

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Terminator

Ve almost had vays...

....of making you glow!

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EU damns scanners, Facebook, MySpace and Phorm

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A truly smart person...

It's a rare thing these days.

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Full-body scanner blind to bomb parts

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Joke

Todger shaped explosives?

My sir, what a corker you have there!

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Web2.0rhea infects International Space Station

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In space

Millions can hear you twitter!

Oh dear!

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Police arrest MD of dowsing-rod 'bomb detector' firm

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FAIL

Fail-O-Rama

From their website:

"Substances Recognition:

Black Powder, Used Weapons, Fireworks, all types of Ammunition,

Ammonium Nitrate (ANFO-ANNIE), Chinese Czech and Russian Semtex, Plastic (C4, C1, ...), Dynamite, RDX, TNT, Nitroglycerine, Tetryl, Grenades, Mines, Amphetamine, Cocaine, Crack, Heroine, Marijuana, Cannabis, Morphine, Ivory, Human research, Bank notes, …

Additional substance Available (possibility of encoding new substances)"

LOL

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Amateur goof makes Twitter account hijacking a snap

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FAIL

Twitter twatter twotter

Please people, it's just more of the same web 2.0 crap.

Walk away.

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Men more different from chimps than women, say boffins

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If religion is the word of god

Then it must be perfect.

If it is perfect, then it must be above criticism.

Ergo: Have a banana monkey-boy!

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Tech vendors turn to Brussels as copyright levy talks fold

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Pirate

Levies ??

If I was paying mandatory levies on media then I would be pirating as much stuff as I could.

Just saying...

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