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Android-powered goggles bring virtual reality closer

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@Aaron Em

He was saying other AR devices require you holding your device out at arms-length in a gesture similar to those used by German Nazi's. He didn't even come close to calling you a Nazi. I, however, come very close to calling you a moron!
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German cops hacked in revenge for dad spying on daughter

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I'm pretty sure that, even in our company (a semiconductor manufacturer), it's a serious disciplinary offence. For a cop... Blimey, I wouldn't be surprised if he could be prosecuted for it!

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Windows 8 to get self-healing 'Storage Spaces'

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Excuze ma spelin an grama

s/loose/lose/

I always mix them up...

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El Reg is going to loose revenue.

I have always disabled ABP etc on the Register to support them.

These ads have become so disruptive I'm not going to bother any more. ABP back on.

Take note: Readers are often more than happy to have ads, not so happy when they make a chunk of the article slide off their screen a few seconds into reading!

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Chrome beta promises super-fast URL loads

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@NogginTheNog

Dell Streak 5-incher seems just about pocketable

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Study finds piracy withering against legal alternatives

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OK, I put my hands up, I was wrong. I had never heard of Jury Nullification. In fact, when I was on a jury, the court's directions seemed to go completely against that, even if only by implication, which is where my viewpoint comes from.

It seems to me that this is not very well known and would probably have more impact if jurors knew of it. As far as I was concerned, I was there to evaluate the evidence under the law (although it would have made no difference in that case).

Thanks for the correction and education :)

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"What the courts say is one thing, but *juries* have awarded copyright holders enormous sums for damages. Is there any reason to think that those juries were more representative of the American public than the sample in this survey?"

Disclaimer: IANAL

AFAIK the damages are not assigned by a jury, but by the judge. The jury only decides guilty/not guilty of each charge.

Even if it is the jury who award the damages, they will be directed in what they are allowed to do by the judge. Many may feel the damages are disproportionate, but a jury is not allowed to flout the law: If they find the defendant guilty of x, they must award damages of y. I have been on a jury, and their remit is severely limitted.

Similarly if it is a judge who makes the descision, the both he and the jury are constrained by the law. If the case is proven that someone is guilty, the jury must find them guilty. They cannot use their sympathies to decide that, althopugh they committed a crime, they should be let off. The judge must then use this verdict to determine the punishment within the constraints of the law. There may be a small amount of wiggle room allowed in the legal framework, but things must remain within that framework.

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Very Simple

"The only thing I find confusing is the scoring, which even the show's host doesn't seem to understand."

The scores don't matter. Simples.

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Govt tells science to budge up for arts at new hi-tech uni

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"instead of just thinking about STEM, we should add the Arts so it becomes STEAM."

Sounds like a load of hot air to me

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Ofcom grills pirates, loses report under fridge for two years

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Obvious answer (in my oppinion)

"Well, chaps, here's an idea. Why not choose a representative sample of 2,000 broadband users, grant them immunity for a couple of months, and do a silent double-blind test? Perhaps with some of the sample you could experiment with new ideas. The ISP knows exactly what's going on, so speculating on speculation should become superfluous."

This research would have to be conducted by (or with the express consent of) the industry (music/film/software producers working together) to allow them to offer immunity. However, these are the exact same people who do not want this research conducted: they want to be able to maintain their archaic business models, and this research would likely (IMHO) force them into doing something new.

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BT, Scotland Yard form copper theft crackdown supersquad

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"The Yard added that a single piece of copper cable nicked from an underground telephone network could knock out the landlines to more than 200 homes and businesses for up to three days at a time."

Doesn't sound like a well designed infrastructure to me... ah, wait, it's BT, I get it.

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Swiss insist file-sharers don't hurt copyright holders

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"Law based on actually studying a case properly rather than give in blindly to lobby groups!"

I know, it's incredible!

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Apple probed by EC antitrust arm over ebooks market

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Way to miss the target, Sean Baggaley 1

AFAIK, Amazon was happily selling eBooks (along with several others) as they do real books: i.e. buy the book from the publisher, sell it, with a negotiated wholesale price paid to the publisher, and then Amazon free to set their price (subject to competition).

That's where Apple came along to demand a chunk of the pie. They didn't want anyone selling for less than them, so they and the publishers forced a different model. In effect, it means the publisher is selling the book to the consumer, and gives a cut to the retailer. It amounts to price fixing, and is the reason many Kindle books now say "This price was set by the publisher"

Note: the above is what I understand from the articles I have read. There may be inaccuracies, but I believe the overall story is correct.

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Capita signs £560m deal with BBC

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Minor correction...

"It is as much a legal requirement to have a TV licence if you own and operate a TV in the UK as it is to tax a car if you keep it on the road."

It is not a requirement to have a license if you own and operate a TV in the UK. It is a requirement to have a TV license if you receive broadcast TV content. It is perfectly legal to own equipment capable of receiving TV broadcasts without a TV license IF you don't recieve them (e.g. have no aerial connected, detune the TV etc.), no matter what they try to tell you. The license ppl can get quite threatenning. I have a friend who did this. They needed to save money, so cancelled the TVL, detuned the TVs, diconnected the aerials, and stopped watching TV (watched DVDs etc when they wanted to). The TVL sent someone round, she invited them in and showed them that she could not get broadcast TV in the house. Initially they claimed "you could just plug back up and retune the equipment", but this doesn't hold water. They went away with tails between legs, and a year or so later, when my friend had the money to do so, the license started being paid again.

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Bloke claims ex swiped his sperm to make twins

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But shirly...

...that would rule out all heterosexual intercourse.

All women are crazy!

Joking of course... or am I?

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Tablets need permanent Black Friday price slash to triumph

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"No one is going to pay an iPad price for anything other than an iPad."

I will add one word... "Yet".

When Android phone's first appeared, nobody was going to pay iPhone prices for them, because they could get an iPhone for that. Therefore lower priced Android phones appeared, allowing Android to make a big push into the market.

Now many are prepared to pay MORE for an Android phone than and iPhone.

This is what needs to happen with tablets. Devices like the Fire need releasing to allow the Android Tablet to make a big push into the market. Once this happens, people will be more likely to look at higher-priced models.

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Climategate: A symptom of driving science off a cliff

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"It's interesting to note the difference between CERN's handling of some odd results, and CRU and, well, any data at all."

I must agree.

CERN's handling of it's "faster than light" findings has been an example to all scientists. Publishing all the data involved, including the method used to collect and analyse that data, allows the whole scientific community to analyse it and find any possible errors. This is a very important step in something which affects a fundamental law of physics...

...or something which may have massive impact upon the entire human population, as climate scientists claim will happen with climate change.

I am not saying one way or the other whether man-made climate change is correct. All I am saying is that when something is as important as this, CERN's method is the correct one, not CRU's.

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"In an attempt to avoid inaccuracy, I suggest simply inventing new, short words instead."

We could call it "Newspeak".

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Oz ISPs propose copyright enforcement trial

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T&Cs

This is a true comment, however your T&Cs will state that the account holder is responsible for use of the account. Now, while this shouldn't stand up in court for other actions, it does mean that the ISP can justifiably disconnect you for breaching your T&Cs.

Also, I believe that the action would be a civil prosecution, which does not carry the same burden of proof as criminal proceedings. Merely presenting that it is your account would, I think, be enough to win their case if you presented no evidence in defence (IANAL).

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Spillover from 400lb man squeezed fellow flier into galley

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@AC

It is not discrimination to ask an obese person to pay extra if they are going to require 2 seats, it is geometry: You do not fit in 1 seat. If you take up the space of 2 passengers, expect to pay more.

My mum is tiny, yet even she was squashed when she was forced to sit next to one overweight american who hadn't bought an extra seat (and she was only sat their because my dad couldnt fit at all next to this inconsiderate b***h!)

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GiffGaff blames O2 gaffe for mobile outage

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I, too, have found the network to perform identically to O2.

And forum-wise, I find the majority of the answers to be informative. Of course some are complete tosh, as with any forum, but it works for me and costs me half as much as I was paying on an O2 simplicity plan.

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"But none of that helps run the actual network, which still needs engineers to keep it operational, and while the approaching-two-day outage may only be affecting a small number of people, it is still unacceptable for any mobile network – even one run by its customers."

And O2 has never had such problems before? I seem to remember a recent much larger scale mobile data problem from them.

I can't remember about any others, but the truth is all network operators have occasional glitches. Nobody is perfect.

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Got a few minutes to help LOHAN suck?

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Plenty of ideas here, but my personal favorite (for it's simplicity) is using condensation to lower the pressure. I am not sure how low you could get with this setup, but I would suggest the following:

* Fill the chamber with steam. This is probably easiest to accomplish by pouring in a small amount of boiling water.

* With lid still in place, cool with cold water to condense the steam.

* Remove the cold water and add the dry ice. This should remove any remaining water vapour and freeze the water at the bottom, so the humidity should not be too different.

To increase the effectiveness, you could add a small vac pump (e.g. vaccuum cleaner or from a diesel) to reduce the pressure before chilling, but this will also remove some steam... It'd take some experimentation to ensure it would get the pressure low enough. You may need to try a different refrigerant, too, but if it works it's definitely the simplest option...

One other option I can see... Take the chamber, with a one-way valve installed (in place of the vac pump) to a hypobaric chamber. They take the pressure down, then when you take it out it's all set at the required pressure, ready to chill and fire.

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Coders are creatives too: Where's our love?...

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@Graham Dawson

I beleive you are highlighting the main misconception of society in your comment here.

Engineers ARE BOTH technical AND creative people.

Solving a complex engineering problem requires both technical ability and a creative mind. The best engineers often solve the new problems by coming up with new techniques, which obviously involves a creative element. Even applying an existing technique to a new situation involves imagination and creativity.

The problem is that (in this country at least) engineers are considered the doers. I remember a poll in the UK asking people to name the most famous engineer they knew. The most popular answer: Kevin Webster, a mechanic from Coronation Street. It does not help that cleaners have job titles like "Sanitation Engineer", but in this country the word Engineer is misunderstood by the vast majority of the population.

Contrast this to, for example, Germany. Over there, engineers are looked upon very highly, in the same way as doctors. I beleive (although I may be wrong) that there are rules about who may be called an engineer.

The problem is not that Devs/Coders/Software engineers are not recognised in their creative capacity, but that technical creatives in general are not recognised by the majority of the population. This is why we are regulated to "doers", and the crayon brigade get the aclaim.

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Neutrinos still FASTER THAN LIGHT in second test

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Yes, but what if their science is flawed? What if they cut up wood to make tables when they have perfectly good tummies to eat off?

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US nuclear aircraft carrier George Bush crippled by toilet outages

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The headline would be better without "US nuclear aircraft carrier"

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Galaxy Tab case tweaked to evade Germany ban

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And then...

... have Apple sue you for using their trademark on the device. D'Oh! Don't think you thought that one through.

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Too rude for the road: DVLA hot list of banned numberplates

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We're not stoning anyone...

... Even if they do say "Jehovah"!

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Pogoplug launches cloud sync'n'store service

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Doesn't add up...

"Pogoplug Cloud is a Dropbox-style service: you get 5GB of online storage space for free, but you can expand that to 50GB or 100GB for $10 (£6) and $20 (£13) a month, respectively. That's what Dropbox charges, and is rather better value than Apple is offering with iCloud: £70 a year for 55GB."

50GB for £6 per mo = £1.44 per GB per year

55GB for £70 per yr = £1.27 per GB per year

So Apple's offering is actually better value (who'da thunk it?) if your figures are correct.

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Oracle gives Solaris 11 final spit and polish

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"It will be interesting to see if Oracle can get Solaris 11 on a wide selection of x86-based servers, too."

Well, I know they need to validate it etc, but I have been running Solaris 11 Express on a converted desktop for a while now as a test bed, with no issues. I have to say I love it.

"If they open up a new opensolaris"

I have heard they will be releasing source after they release 11 in full, so it should give a boost to the Solaris-based systems (Nexenta etc.) and other ZFS implementations.

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Seagate flings twirling terabyte platters at world

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I was about to reply telling you that you are wrong, but I just checked...

Blimey! 1TB HDDs could be had for sub-£50 not long ago, 2TB for £70ish, what the hell's going on?!?!

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Too many states are crushing net rights, says Foreign Sec

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Censorship is Doubleplusungood.

Let us censor.

(doublethink at it's best, here)

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Earth escapes obliteration by comet

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Depends which average... I suspect more than half are more stupid than the mean stupidity level.

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Samsung gets fast-track appeal on Tab injunction

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Part of the problem, here...

is how long it takes to get to court.

Let us imagine a scenario where this case gets to court in mid-2012, and Samsung win. So what now? The products are worthless, having been superceeded by the next generation.

If they are going to have these patent battles for high tech devices which will be outdated in 6 months (max), get 'em into a court room pronto and decide, or don't allow an injunction till the case is done.

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Jobs: 'I'll spend my dying breath destroying Android'

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Yes, it changed drastically from prototype stage to the final product... I've never seen that happen before!

You could argue that Apple "stole" their design from the WinMo phones HTC has been producing for years. In the end, IMHO, they are very different.

And I second the comment above about Apple copying Android's notification bar in iOS 5. But, in the end, such features do get passed around technology as it evolves. This doesn't mean they are copying, exactly.

And I would point out, too, the blatant copying Apple pulled in it's early days. Pot, meet Kettle.

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New RAM shunts data into flash in power cuts

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@Robert E A Harvey

"boot-up time on the CAM system"

Everyone in the office now knows I am reading El'Reg instead of working, coz That made me burst out laughing! Love it!

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"Seems this would go a long way toward making instant-on-hardly-ever-need-to-reboot computers and devices a reality."

Only if either

a) Microsoft bucks it's ideas up, or

b) People switch to an OS which hardly ever needs a reboot

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The biggest advantage to Capacitors over Batteries is how quickly and efficiently they can charge and discharge. With a battery, if you discharge faster you don't get as much energy out, where as this isnt the case with a supercap*. They can also be charge very quickly.

Add the advantages above, and for short term power supply they are a very good option.

* I know this isn't technically the case, due to power losses from the higher current, but it is such a small effect compared to batteries as to make it negligible.

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HTC's iPhone, iPad ban bid derailed by US judge

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I couldn't agree more.

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Apple's US bid to ban Samsung tabs hinges on design

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@cloudgazer

Why not link a picture? Because I don't have one.

But you are right. The screen wasn't flush. It had a button or 2. It was grey, not black.

I am not saying you could not distinguish between them, just that they were of the same concept. All that's moved on is technology: It would have been much more difficult/expensive at that time to do a flush screen and thinner bezel, if it was even possible. If you looked at the PDAs & Smartphones of the time, they also had thick bezels. This does not stop them being pretty much the same, barring improvements which have come mostly from new technology.

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I beg to differ

This is only my oppinion, but...

I used a Tablet a fair while before the iPad came out. It was a Windows-based tablet. It had a screen in the middle, a border round the edge, and that's pretty much it.

OK, it was bigger, thicker, and not as "slick". But, hey, that's mainly technology improving.

Similarly, I used touch-screen smart phones and PDAs before the iPhone. These were, by and large, the same as the iPhone, but a bit more bulky (mainly, again, down to the technology)

IMHO, as with most Apple products, the iPhone and iPad (which is just a scaled up iPhone anyway) are derrivative in design from what came before.

Now I will admit that Samsung are treading close to the line which divides derrivative from blatant copying (and may have crossed it, I haven't actually seen the products in question), but I do think that those who say "Wow, Apple are SO innovative!" (as was said many times after Jobs' death) have selective memory. What Apple are good at is taking an existing concept and refining it, making it more usable for that average man on the street. I take nothing away from them for that, they do it very well, but that is it.

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Hadoop: A Linux even Microsoft likes

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RE: What are the alternatives to AD?

Actually, there are several, but none are as easy for a mainly-Windows userbase.

In an environment which was not prodominantly Linux, I would not consider using an alternative. The alternatives are just not as good, in terms of ease of use and functionality, when used in a Windows environment.

I am, however, about to start evaluating Samba 4. I know it's only Alpha at the moment, but it should be a viable alternative once it is finished. However, this is only AD on Linux. The problem is, if you don't use MS's proprietary systems on Windows, you run into the sort of configuration Hell you used to get on Linux back-in-the-day, which just isn't worth the man-hours.

Run a pure Linux/Unix environment (or only a small number of Windows machines), and there are much better alternatives.

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RE: Real FOSS is licensed under GPL

Actually, I don't quite agree.

Real FOSS is Public Domain, where there are absolutely no restrictions on the use of the code, in part or in full. All rights are given up by the author.

The probelm is that this gets exploited, which is why FOSS licenses sprang up. These are less Free and Open than public domain, but protect the wishes of the author to keep the software as Free and Open as possible. Don't get me wrong, I am a big fan of the GPL and use it myself, but to be truely Free and Open, there must be no restrictions on use or distibution of the code. GPL is a good approximation of Free and Open.

Only my 2p worth...

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BOFH: Where's my free fondleslab?

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Coffee/keyboard

"As a punishment, we have kept all the free iPads and Alienwares for ourselves and given him none."

You owe me a new keyboard for that!

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Stallman: Android evil, Apple and Microsoft worse

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No, you can't mix & match the licenses for the same piece of code. The code which is under the GPL must be kept under the GPL (unless the copyright holder agrees to relicense). This code must then be distributed once the binaries are distibuted to comply with the license. Strictly speaking, this includes the point when Google send it to their partners.

But the parts licensed under ASF do not have this requirement. So as long as they are distributing the code to the GPL-licensed components on distribution, there is no breach of the license.

I am not defending Google's (and the handset developers') actions, but this is how the licensing works.

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PayPal's 'delightful' intrusion into meatspace: You wish

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"OMFG - don't let any of the big retailers even think about that! Hotel California Tesco style, you can pay (and pay, and pay...) but you can never leave"

I had an incident recently where that nearly happened. Went to the local supermarket just before closing. When I was leaving, they had locked the doors and had a guy standing there to open it for people to leave. Unfortunately, the key didn't work, and it took him 5 mins of jiggling to let me out!

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PayPal to move into the shop - without cards or NFC

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About time!

Although I am naturally wary (Paypal seeming to be one of the most hackable transaction systems out there) it's about time they did this. If it's done right, and there's enough takeup (especially the scan&pay bit) this could seriously improve (i.e. speed up, the worst part of any shopping is the time it takes!) shopping.

I'll reserve judgement until I see it in action, but I'm cautiously optimistic.

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Hunt: We'll slightly inconvenience pirate sites

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"Piracy can never be stopped, there will always be new innovations and ways to illegally distribute content. Why? Because there will always be demand for something for nothing... Politicians know better than to take piracy prevention seriously; they know there is no way to ever stop piracy."

Hasn't stopped them trying in other circumstances. For example, "drugs".

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Does Cameron dare ditch poor-bashing green energy?

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Ideal vs. Real World

The problem is that, in an ideal world, we should be moving towards renewable sources of energy. They are the future, and will (when technology advances far enough) be cheaper than the alternatives. I think even the greens accept there will need to be something to augment them due to the variability of the most readily available renewable sources in this country, whether something to generate a base power requirement of an effective energy storage scheme, but I think most people accept they will be a big part of future energy production (hate that phrase, "energy conversion" is better but everyone seems to think we "make" energy...)

In the real world, however, I think most people realise that technology still isn't there. I have had conversations with those on low incomes. Fuel bills are crippling them, and have meant they can't afford to have the heating on. Instead the entire family huddles under a blanket on the couch of an evening. Surely this is unacceptable in this day and age!

Yes, I believe we should be partly subsidising the "renewable" industry at the moment, as we need it to advance to a commercially viable state. I do not, however, believe we should be deploying half as much as we are, nor should we be subsidising by increasing fuel costs. If the govt wants them subsidised, let them do so, from government coffers. They can increase income tax to cover it, if they must. At least then it is those who can afford to pay who caver the cost. As things stand, the poor are sufferring more than those who are better off.

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Apple ejects FT app from iTunes

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"as HTML5 becomes the new, FREE app store"

And don't forget cross-platform. Suddenly, all these "Apps" become web pages, accessible from practically any device, rather than iPhone-exclusive and locked-in.

Seems like this will simplify things for developers...

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