23 posts • joined 8 Jan 2010
HAL-9000: [message relayed from monolith] All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there. Use them together. Use them in peace.
Can someone let me know when they get it small enough to sit on the back of a De Lorean?
Can someone let me know if Playboy ever come up with something similar to this 'rewards' idea?
Are sure it wasn't launched from Klendathu?
Is there a market?
I'll happily buy their first 50 tonnes of platinum, delivered Earthside at $30 per tonne!
I made something like this as a kid. Except I decided it needed a motor as well, so I made a wooden motorcycle.
Wooden wheels, wooden frame, wooden petrol tank, wooden engine.
Sadly tho, it wooden go.
It could be worse. They could be posting just the first few words of all your friends updates, then when you click on 'more', you get "And first, a word from our sponsor with an exciting new offer!" and you have to sit through some marketing droids feeble attempt at a flash animation for a product you'd never buy.
Strictly speaking, anything that goes 'ballistic' *is* in orbit, just not a complete orbit. If you stand in your garden and throw a rock, it goes 'ballistic' and starts to fall under gravity. The faster you throw it, the further it goes. Throw it at 7 miles per second and it's in an 'escape' orbit. Any slower and it's in a 'decay' orbit.
Semantics, gotta love them!
Welcome home Atlantis.,,,
All the crew on the ground should dress up in ape suits so that when the crew land and look out the window, everyone is an ape.
I'm in the wrong job.
Give me $ 17m, plus shares. I'll resign immediately after sexually harassing anyone!*
* except Mrs Bee. I'm not so stupid to risk that, I'd prefer to keep whatever parts still work firmly attached.
Sharks with lasers
1. Equip shark with laser powered by a superconducting battery charged to 1.21 gigawatts.
The 2011 'Naughty Nurses of the NHS' pinup calendar.
Probably given away free to the unemployed. DVD costs extra (possibly covered under BUPA)
I once built a car out of wood. Wooden wheels, wooden gears, wooden engine and so on.
It wooden go!
Straight violation of Hipaa Privacy and the little known Hipaa security regs. If I remember correctly, that's a $50k fine PER, plus up to ten years in 'club fed' *just*on the privacy part.
On the security part::-
CEs that do not comply with the Security Rule requirements are subject to a number of penalties. Civil penalties are $100 per violation, up to $25,000 per year for each requirement violated. Criminal penalties range from $50,000 in fines and one year in prison up to $250,000 in fines and 10 years in jail.
Good grief, that's a 1996 regulation!
seems a simple answer is needed
Cut Pakistan from the Internet completely.
btw, here's my pic of Mohammed, in a dark coal mine. To save bandwidth it's only one pixel
wel of course it did
instead of making honey, the bees were too busy giving each other a buzz!
if it goes faster and faster, eventually ALL the rotors will stop spinning?
This won't do
Mr. President, we can't afford a biomemitic butterfly gap!
Gratuitous pop culture reference
Insert Star Trek comment...
"Captain, we need to reverse the polarity on the Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System"
"wait, there's a US Site?"
Yes, it's a dumbed down version of the UK one!
"move it to one side?"
You mean, move it a few thousand light years to one side? :)
schools secretary Ed Balls
I for one welcome our
un-snipping robot sterilization reversing overlords!
- Vid Hubble 'scope snaps 200,000-ton chunky crumble conundrum
- Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?
- Windows 8.1 Update 1 spewed online a MONTH early – by Microsoft
- Something for the Weekend, Sir? Why can’t I walk past Maplin without buying stuff I don’t need?
- Review 'Mommy got me an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000 for Xmas!' South Park: Stick of Truth