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The Microsoft-LinkedIn hookup will be the END of DAYS, I tell you

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Re: Good, it was time for LinkedIn to die already

They already have a big chunk of Facebook.

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Google doesn’t care who makes Android phones. Or who it pisses off

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Re: Don't blame the OEMs

But blame them too.

The Silver program would have required OEMs to release upgrades for their silver phones.

Naturally, they refused.

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Model's horrific rape case may limit crucial online free speech law

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Re: law enforcement?

"If there was an open police case, then why were these guys still going about their business?"

If you had read all the way to the third paragraph you would have seen something like:

"Flanders and Callum are serving life sentences"

Well deserved if you ask me.

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Universe's shock rapidly expanding waistline may squash Einstein flat

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Re: Too early to tell.

And Pauli postulated the existence of neutrinos so the equations would fit even though he thought we would never be able to detect them

And yet, we now have neutrino detectors.

So, now they are postulating the existence of something called 'dark matter' and 'dark energy' to make things fit, and, certainly, they may end up going the way of Phlogiston or Aether, but then, we may also end up detecting them.

As Einstein said: If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

As for scientists not explaining clearly, well, I am nothing but a lowly engineer, and yet I am used to getting blank stare from mundanes when I try to explain something technical, so?

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North Korea clones Facebook, forgot to change default creds

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"Stop believing everything you read."

That's easy, after all nobody does

"Stop being a consumer"

Sounds nice, but I Iike eating from time to time.

"Stop arguing for no reason"

Again, nobody does, but then I can see why you would like your word to be taken as gospell.

"Stop pigeon holing yourself."

Whatever that means

"Eat more asparagus."

How can I possibly do that without being a consumer?

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Sorry, I was wrong, you are not funny, you are hilarious.

But, for some reason, people insist on taking you seriously, talk about being gullible.

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Dude, you are funny

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Samsung reveals Batphone!

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Re: Batshit crazy

Children have always been to known to play more with the box than with the toy it contains.

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Microsoft's Windows Phone folly costs it another billion dollars

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Re: North Sea or Atlantic?

The North Sea has moved to the Pacific?

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Sky! Blue!, Oceans! Wet!, Yahoo! Overvalued!

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Re: Failed to turn around....

I don't know if you are being serious, but anyway, it was Jerry Yang who invested in Alibaba back in 2005.

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Apple assumes you'll toss the Watch after three years

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Re: FIRST OWNER

Yeah, well, except they did emphasised it by putting it in a bootnote

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Flying Spaghetti Monster is not God, rules mortal judge

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And yet another one advocating censorship, with a 'will no one think of the children' rant.

Those self righteous pricks are all the same.

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Re: Can't We All Just Get A Long?

Because the whole point of the internet is to allow people to be a dick in an anonymous way.

To ask people to be nice is, therefore, clearly against progress.

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Bezos defends Amazon culture in letter to shareholders

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Re: It's a Cultural Revolution

Nope, that was both of them.

Not that Mao need a catchy title to kill millions of people.

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Re: It's a Cultural Revolution

Yes, indeed, what's described in the article and killing a few million people, pretty much the same thing.

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Speaking in Tech: Batman vs Superman... absolutely sucked

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Re: Anyone

Indeed, in the comics Batman always wins

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Dead Steve Jobs is still a crook – and Apple must cough up $450m for over-pricing ebooks

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Re: hubris

"Why are they charging MORE for an eBook than a Dead Tree version."

That's easy, they don't.

Well, ok you may be able to find an example where they do, although I haven't seen it in years of buying ebooks on Amazon.

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Humans – 1 Robots – 0: Mercedes deautomates production lines

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Re: What Mercedes were really saying

"when farm workers lost their jobs to mechanization got jobs as doctors, correct?"

No, of course not, they moved to a city got other jobs and, you know what? Some of their children did get jobs as doctors.

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Google? Great firm, lovely people, says Microsoft-backed ICOMP

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Re: Going underground

Microsoft bought a stake in Facebook back in 2007, I don't think they have ever complained about Facebook policies.

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Porsche-gate: Android Auto isn't slurping tons of engine data, claims Google – but questions remain

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If Google, or Apple, want to know anything about Porsches, or any order cars, they don't need to be sneaky about it.

It's easier to buy a couple of them and fill them with sensors.

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"the German automaker wasn't happy handing over these diagnostics to a company that is potentially a rival"

And that's why they went to Apple.

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Man given positive pregnancy test in an Apple Watch box

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Re: I knew I should have

You must be bursting with pride, you daughter is a real BOFH in training.

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Photoshop for 40 quid: Affinity Photo pushes pixels further than most

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Re: Hello AC - Are you mainlining that Kool-Aid ?

" As I said before, you don't realise just how constrained working on Windows has become until you experience a Mac"

I hear that a lot, but I have a Macbook air and using MacOs X reminds me of using a straight jacket.

Then again, after being a KDE fan for years I get the same feeling from KDE 5.

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Google reveals OnHub WiFi router, complete with GLOWING RING

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Re: All these downvotes?

Downvoted for whining about downvotes.

How pathetic is that?

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BOFH: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one!

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Re: Been there, done that

Way I heard it was Castro trying to convince Khrushchev, what would be the point in convincing Castro who had no nukes?

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Spanish developers strike gold with ‘Mr Mayor’ dodgy dealings gaming app

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Re: Pardon me?

Why would the stukas bomb a city that was already controlled by their allies?

Anyway, many cities for bombed by both sides, Guernica just happened to have a Picasso painting about it.

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Tesla still burning cash: each car loses $4,000

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Re: The Amazon Model

On the other hand, poor little car dealerships, who doesn't enjoy dealing with them?

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You must remember: An archive isn't a thing, it's a strategy

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Re: "Well, I'm a bit old fashioned and I start with requirements"

Nope, they had a policy called "decimatio", "decimation" is a English word that means something else.

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Lottery chief resigns as winning combo numbers appear on screen BEFORE being drawn

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Re: Killing the goose that lays the golden egg?

The government running the lottery certainly doesn't want it rigged, but other people may very well want to do it

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Ford's parallel PARCing: Motor giant tries to craft new tech just like Xerox

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The cars would use the cameras when a user is getting out to prevent them from leaving something behind, umbrellas, handbags, the usual stuff.

If they 'see' something suspicious like puke, they can flag a human operator, and send another car to the next user.

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Re: @fandom (was:"Cars already decide when to change gear for you")

"People die during sex "

They do? Are you sure it is not just an excuse they are using so you will leave them alone?

No wonder you have to drive to get some satisfaction.

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Re: "Cars already decide when to change gear for you"

Don't worry, if it is only you getting killed because of your hobby, I don't want it banned, I actually encourage you to practice it as often as possible.

I'll think of it as evolution in action.

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Re: @fandom (was:"Cars already decide when to change gear for you")

"Intake of nicotine, fat, alcohol, salt and sugar is far worse when it comes to mortality ... Do you want those banned in your lifetime, too?"

If my eating sugar, fat or salt sure would kill other people, then sure, does it?

But wait, smoking does kill other people, could that be the reason that smoking is illegal in many places?

This, 'but I enjoy driving, it's the one time in my life in which I feel I am in control, who cares how many people get killed?' whining, won't stop the ban, get used to the idea.

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Re: "Cars already decide when to change gear for you"

"and I suspect we always will be."

I hope that will be banned in my lifetime, driving is a hobby that kills hundreds of thousands of people every year, it has to be banned as soon as feasible.

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The US taxman thinks Microsoft owes billions. Prove it, says Microsoft

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Re: Corporations are not people...

No, it is not true, Wesley Snipes went to prison for acting on that believe.

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Apple Watch is such a flop it's the world's top-selling wearable

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Expectations

Not that many years ago, if a Microsoft product didn't have a over 90% market share it was considered a bit of a flop.

Maybe the same is happening to Apple now.

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Being common is tragic, but the tragedy of the commons is still true

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Valencia's Water Court

When they gave the Nobel price to Olstrom I thought:

Are they really giving someone a Nobel price for describing how the Water Court works?

Kind of easy, isn't it?

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Google robo-car in rear-end smash – but cack-handed human blamed

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Re: I ride motorcycles so...

I drive a car, so I treat all drivers, cars, motorcycles and bicycles, plus pedestrians as complete idiots.

Not that I see myself as an exception.

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"People, on the other hand, appear to be bloody ignorant apes."

Was there ever any doubt?

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Han Solo to get solo prequel flick in 2018, helmed by LEGO men

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Re: No matter how many times....

I was one day watching the edited version with my father and bother and I had to pause and show the scene a couple times so they could see that Greedo had fired a shot.

I am not certain they ended up believing me, the scene is so badly distorted that it is hard to see.

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Samsung stuffs 2 TERABYTES into flash drive for ordinary folk

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Re: 10yr Warranty?

They did? The register article only says that their profits are decreasing.

But then making over six billions dollars a quartet doesn't seen too bad.

Well, maybe it does to Apple.

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Belgium trolls France with bonkers new commemorative coin

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Re: How about more annoying the French!

The British were incredibly lucky that Hitler ordered Guderian twice to stop his advance, thing were going so well that Hitler thought it had to be a trap.

He had to order it twice because the first time Guderian asked for permission to send reconnaissance patrols and then proceeded to send all his troops to "reconnaissance".

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Windows 8.1 market share grows, Windows 7 slips, Windows 10 lurks

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Re: Win7 usage

Lots of Android desktops for sale, whether they are a significant number or whether this survey counts them as desktop computers I don't know.

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Airbus confirms software brought down A400M transport plane

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Re: Engine ground runs?

The crashed plane was going to be Turkey's third A400M

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Google's Cardboard 2.0 virtual reality device is a triumph for humanity, said no one sane, ever

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Re: Desperation...

"Of course they don't sell your data: they keep it to themselves, profile it and allow companies to pay to target stuff at you."

You mean ... they show ads??!!!

Thanks AC, what would become of the world without people like you doing in-depth research on our behalf?

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Why are all the visual special effects studios going bust?

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Re: Ah, No.

"willing to" != "delighted to"

If you have ever watched an ad without being physically forced to do it, then you were willing.

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Finally! It's the year of Linux on the desktop TITSUP

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Re: Sad, but not unexpected

They run into trouble with Mandrake the Magician.

That they used 'magic' imagery, like magician hats and wands, didn't help their cause

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PEAK PC: 'Most' Google web searches 'come from mobiles' in US

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Re: a tremendous opportunity for marketers

Actually, it is kind if surprising that nobody has come here to boast about using AdBlock.

Seriously, those are even more annoying that iFans.

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Why should I learn by ORAL tradition? Where's the DOCUMENTATION?

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Re: The only thing better than a weird CMS ...

"That's why I tend to stick with Open Source projects now."

Which open source CMS would you recommend?

Serious question, by the way.

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