* Posts by Matt Bryant

9690 publicly visible posts • joined 21 May 2007

100% driverless Wonka-wagon toy cars? Oh Google, you're having a laugh

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Boffin

Maybe with special Wonkacar lanes.

What might work is better is a car that has to be driven manually when mixed with normal traffic, but can switch to auto when in a designated lane for Wonkacars only. After all, we already have bus lanes and trams and multiple-occupancy lanes, etcetera. Authorities could choose to put in Wonkacar lanes as a 'green' measure (i.e., when receiving a bribe from Google) either on motorways or through cities and restricting the Wonkacars to auto only when in such lanes should remove most of the issues of mixing with meatsack-driven cars. A standard for Wonkacar-capability could then be set for other manufacturers to open the field to competition, at which point the Wonkacar market will become dominated by the Japanese and Google can start working on flying cars.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Devil

Re: Ian 55 Re: Automated driving in North London

"......if I were a lawyer, I'd probably step out in front of one just to be able to sue everyone from the owner / 'not driver' down to the programmers." Hmmm, a device that promises to monetarily cripple Google and at the same time prompts lawyers to commit suicide? MAKE THEM NOW!!!

French Hacker Legion is West's foremost snoop squad says Robert Gates

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Stop

Re: hmmm...

"....As for what the US is doing to other countries, my belief is that CIA/NSA is giving "tips" to the industry for them to ferret out the info but I could be wrong...." You are wrong. Any such occurrences would have leaked long ago.

Snowden shoots back: 'So you DO have my emails, after all'

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: king of fools Re: Article correction

There are 4 or 5 commentards that apparently don't like the slightest hint of crass stupidity. Seriously, you thought that comment was witty?

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Facepalm

Steve Knox - good try but you're wasting your time.

The NSA spokesperson said the NSA could not find any emails in which Snowjob SPECIFICALLY raised any such concerns OTHER than the one email with an unrelated legal query. The fact that Snowjob is unable to provide copies of emails that were always in his possession, despite being able to smuggle out plenty if documents he claimed were not under his control but insists are authentic, just floats right over the heads of the sheeple. The NSA also should have stated that they had no email records of Snowjob's claimed relationships with Solange Dimitrios or Vesper Lynd, but his supporters will still want to baaaaah-lieve in that too. And that is the crux of the matter - they want to baaaah-lieve, it's a religion to them, so trying to demonstrate the logical fallacies of doing so is a waste of time.

TrueCrypt considered HARMFUL – downloads, website meddled to warn: 'It's not secure'

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: Jamie Jones Oh bugger!

".....Why the downvote?....." Because you want to pretend Truecrypt and other tools are not also used by terrorists, criminals and the like. And all the stories you hear about Truecrypt are not about innocent businessmen protecting industry secrets or Joe Average using Truecrypt and being victimised by The Man, they are always about criminals using Truecrypt in an attempt to avoid prosecution.

".... It's true you never call..you never text..." Stop it, you'll make Boring Green jealous. He is my flock-designated, rabid, stalker sheep, doncha know.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Happy

Re: Jamie Jones Oh bugger!

"....I hope you are adressing the commentards generally - I don't think that at all...." Maybe you should, seeing as the doubts over Truecrypt have been circulating for a while, and the recent drive to vet the code seems to have severely annoyed the developer(s). Probably not the Big Bad NSA, but maybe another Big Brother(ski) instead.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Big Brother

Re: Jamie Jones Re: Oh bugger!

Apologies if you were waiting for me to reply, I was too busy laughing at the sheeple getting in a state over this. If you seriously think the NSA did this then you really are beyond delusional, I suggest you consider a few more likely options:

1. A 'concerned activist', such as paedo Oliver Drage, got caught with a Truecrypt partition and found out it didn't save him from jail time, and is subsequently miffed enough to have hacked the site and added his 'warning'. You could add to the list of suspects such 'delightful' nonces as the Lultwatz, the Anonyputz 'no leaders' leaders, etc., etc. In which case you might want to worry that maybe the NSA and chums have backdoored Truecrypt, but it is still unlikely.

2. Some skiddie is having a laugh, you know, just for the 'lulz', and is probably pissing himself laughing at you and the rest of the sheeple as you bleat in fear. In this case the problem is security amongst the developers and, when you finish bleating, you can carry on as you were in your normal state of paranoid self-delusion.

3. A member of the Truecrypt team has found some incriminating evidence that he/she (OK, more likely 'he') actually shows that the app has been backdoored and has taken unilateral action to stop anyone downloading the backdoored version. Actually not that unlikely given the average Githubber's level of communication skills, but it could be a backdoor planted by anyone from the FSB to criminal hackers to the Chinese Army to members of the Lultwatz themselves (OK, the last is the least likely given their level of 'skillz'). In which case, ignore the reality that someone who had hacked Truecrypt would be unlikely to warn you they had, you ALL need to be very worried, immediately disconnect your self from the Internet and head for hidey-holes in the Ecuadorean Embassy.....

/Pointing and laughing and ROFLMAO.

What's that you say? HP's going to do WHAT to 3PAR StoreServs?

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Meh

Meh.

As far as I can tell from what I hear from other 3PAR users, the majority of 3PARs are serving up storage to Windows servers, and dedupe is included with Win Server 2012, so why bother? I suspect someone is making a tick-box implementation like NetApp's, just so they can put a tick in the box on those tenders where the customers insist on dedupe as a requirement because someone like NetApp told them it is 'vital'.

Nimble nearly nudging $200m: Claims all-Flash grunt with partial iron

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Meh

Really?

".....Nimble is intent on killing them and, so far, has not put a foot wrong." You can only sell at a loss for so long before the shareholders and VC lose interest. And if the only reason you are selling is because you are selling at a loss, when the shareholders run out of patience and you jack the price up to make a profit then it could be Nimble that will be killing itself. I thought Nimble's best hope was being bought out by CISCO to plug into the UCS product, but the purchase of Whiptail instead seems to have killed that idea.

Valve says no Steam Machines until 2015, fingers crossed

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Meh

Here's hoping....

.... There's enough Ubuntu in there to make it reliably dual-bootable.

Police at the door? Hit the PANIC button to erase your RAM

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: AC Re: Whitter

"....If you do not have the keys then you have nothing to give up. You cannot be thrown in jail for refusing to give up something you do not have....." Big hint - Oliver Drage, Syed Hussain. Search for either on El Reg to find out how wrong you are.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: Paul Crawford Re: Whitter

"....If you don't know the key because you never memorised it nor backed it up...." This app just deletes keys out of memory, it does not go around clearing up all other copies of the key. And then you still have to convince the authorities that you don't have the keys, and if they are convinced you do then you go to prison. The Reg has covered this previously - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/14/ripa_self_incrimination_ruling/

"....I'm pretty sure any attempt to jail you for lack of knowledge would fall foul of the human rights act...." They would jail you for declining an order to provide the keys, the HRA has nothing to do with it. Ask convicted terrorist Syed Hussain or paedo Oliver Drage how that worked out for them.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Pirate

Re: Whitter

"Surely the existence of the app is telling itself...." Exactly. If the coppers have got to the point of mounting a raid then they already have plenty of evidence. Whilst you may destroy a small amount of incriminating information (or nothing if the last app in memory was actually just innocent Web browsing), what you give the prosecution is something to point to as a means of demonstrating that you were (a) a committed hacker and (b) had something to hide - "why else would the accused have such an application, m'lud?" It is the electronic equivalent of 'going prepared'. That, along with the other evidence that will have been gathered before the raid, will help convince a jury that you are guilty. It also does not delete the actual encrypted content, which - in the UK at least - just means the authorities demand the encryption keys to decrypt it or they send you to prison, which is what the coppers are actually after anyway. Tough luck if you have deleted the keys, you still go to jail. At the end of that first period in prison they ask you for the keys again, if you decline again, back to prison you go, ad infinitum.

Pirate Party runs aground in European Parliamentary elections

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Alert

The real and looming problem.

The real problem for Europe is what the abandonment of 'protest' groups like the Pirate Party will lead to. The established European parties in power will be spooked, they know they have seriously p*ssed off the electorate when they abandon protest groups and vote in numbers for extreme groups. The problem is the likely reaction from the established parties.

It is highly unlikely that they will think about what they need to do for the best of Europe and will instead think what is best for their next election result. Merkel's abandoning of nuke power to stifle the Green vote was an excellent example of such short-term thinking. In Europe, that means the Socialists, who have paid only lip service to austerity and cost cuts, will now argue that they need to increase spending in order to appease the voters. Such short-term vote-buying will simply stall the European recovery or lead to another boom-and-bust cycle.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: Paratrooping Parrot

"....Look at how much free publicity You kip got from the BBC." The Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation only highlighted UKIP because they hoped it would steal votes from they Tories and gift Labour a win.

128-bit crypto scheme allegedly cracked in two hours

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: asdf Filippo Too smart for their own good?

"....Funny nowhere does that reference claim it was the most secure comm system...." The Navajo Code was both quick and versatile, which encryption technologies of the day were not (it could take hours for an Enigma message to be encrypted and transmitted), and it had the security of not requiring a mechanical coding device such as an encryption machine or one-time pad. You can quibble all you like in an attempt to hide your ignorance, it makes no difference to the fact of the code's success nor that it was the Yanks you despise so much that were clever enough to implement it.

".....But sure lets forsake math. What has it ever done for us?" And now you're just over-reaching as usual. I did not say 'abandon maths', I said we should not think of it only for security. Ah, I see the problem - you and that whole thinking part are strangers.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: asdf Re: Filippo Too smart for their own good?

".....Do you have a citation for that claim?....." Go do some research of your own, you ignoramus. Here, you can read how the Japanses had broken the US Army and Air Force codes but couldn't break the Navajo Code at Spartacus Ed., a suitably Leftie site even you would have a hard time ignoring (http://spartacus-educational.com/2WWnavajo.htm).

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Boffin

Re: boltar Filippo Too smart for their own good?

".....then those captured navajos were seriously brave given the depths od depravity the japanese were quite happy to descend to in WW2." Unfortunately, the Japanese had a problem in picking out Red Indians, in a similar manner the typical Westerner would have a problem differentiating Chinese from Japanese. Several Hispanic-American soldiers were reputedly also tortured by mistake, along with at least one Italian-American.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Boffin

Re: boltar Re: Filippo Too smart for their own good?

".....If the germans had figured out which language it was and somehow got hold of a navajo speaker without the americans knowing...." The trick was first used in WW1 (with Cherokees, IIRC) and the Germans learned of it between the Wars. Hitler was so concerned that he sent teams of anthropologists to the States to try and learn all the Indian languages but they failed due to the diversity of the languages. The Germans passed their knowledge on to the Japs who screened all captured Americans for any they thought looked like Red Indians, and tried to coerce them into translating recorded Navajo messages. They failed. The USMC already had a plan in place to switch to another Red Indian language if the scheme had been compromised, they had plenty to choose from.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: Filippo Re: Too smart for their own good?

"There's little text in Indus Script....." Apart from the 4000+ examples found so far you mean? The Rosetta Stone provided insight into three different Ancient Egyptian languages with far less.

"......and none of it has a translation......" Again, you are failing to see that pattern matching alone should identify common terms, which implies there is more to the scripts than just jottings. The obvious example would be the predecessor of diplomatic codes, ancient civilisations such as the Assyrians having a completely separate language for their diplomatic missives.

".....Are you suggesting that a good encryption algorithm should only be used for a handful of messages in the whole world...." Well, that is the idea behind a one-time pad.....

"....and said messages should never get translated into cleartext?" The most secure instant communication system used by either side in WW2 was the Navajo code talkers, American Indians embedded with the troops that could instantly talk to each other in their own language without needing to waste time encrypting or decrypting messages. It is a classic example of parallel thinking producing a far simpler and more secure system than 'pretty' maths. Or maybe combine maths with non-mathematical tools.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Stop

Re: Anon Cluetard Re: Too smart for their own good?

"The problem with the Indus Script isn't pattern matching but rather figuring out the rules of the script....." Which implies their 'rules' are a lot better than 'pretty' mathematical solutions. Instead of thinking only in terms of maths, which will always just result in a mathematical task to break the cypher, maybe we should be a bit more imaginative.

"....It also doesn't help that Indus Script is so brief...." Whilst the instances are indeed short samples, there have been over 4000 examples of the script found. Please try a different excuse for the mathematicians.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Facepalm

Too smart for their own good?

It seems so many modern cryptologist get enamoured with 'pretty maths' and the power of supercomputers and just don't think beyond how 'clever' their solution appears to them. Maths should not be the be all and end all of security. After all, there were no supercomputers and very little 'pretty maths' about in India back in 2000BC, but all our modern-day clever mathematicians and their pattern-matching supercomputers still can't decipher the Indus Script.

'I was trained as a spy' says Snowden

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: Mark 85 Re: So Snowden is really James Bond?

No, he was a sysadmin, except in his fantasy World. Unless he is now admitting he was trained as a spy by another nation.....

China ponders ban on IBM servers

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Pirate

Hmmmm.....

I suspect that all IBM needs to do to make this go away is bribe the right chinaman.

Latest Snowden leak claims NSA bugged ALL mobile calls in the Bahamas

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: Boring Green Marsbarbrain @Matt Bryant - Christoph

"....And I did...." No you didn't. And you're still avoiding the question about providing proof of any harm to innocents. Double yawn.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: Boring Green Marsbarbrain @Matt Bryant - Christoph

"You asked for a thread-related comment, I gave one in good faith......" Yawn. Apart from the fact there is no good faith in your attempts to obscure and divert from the actual topic of the article, you did not post any such comment other than whining about names. That has nothing to do with the thread and all to do with your bruised ego. And I note - as expected - you again ran and hid from the challenge of providing any evidence of any innocent being harmed in any way by this NSA action.

".....My views on the NSA were not relevant....." You stated you and the rest of the sheeple needed to know the extent of the NSA's activities in this operation and the intelligence so you could form an opinion on the merits of the operation, whereas the truth is you have already been spoonfed an opinion and actually only want the information in a mindless desire to limit the activities of the NSA, regardless of the actual value they provide. Your actual statement in this thread was: '.....I think I already laid out my position above, to recap, then, that claims be verifiable, which tends to imply that the NSA's work be accountable to somebody, not necessarily public, but some trustworthy independent other party. Then, rather importantly we can judge whether all this spying is producing a proportionately useful result, or is effectively a waste of money.....' But you clearly already have a strongly-held position which denies any other viewpoint, so your demand for more information to form an opinion is simply a lie. So, yes, exposing your hypocritical statements and views is relevant to the topic, much more so than your bruised ego and evasions.

".....That was the question. I've asked 3 or 4 times...." That was the irrelevance you attempted to use as diversion and evasion of the real subject matter. After all, in numerous threads, I have asked many more than three or four times for you to provide proof of harm to innocents, of the supposed blackmail and intrusion you lot in the flock insist must have been going on for years, and yet you always avoid answering. Surely, if the Big Bad NSA is so evil and intent on controlling us all there should be some proof of such oppressive activity? But there's none, and you hide from any discussion of that lack of proof because it neatly implodes your paranoid-driven fantasies. Face it, all you do is bleat male bovine manure because you are too uncomfortable with actually answering real questions that challenge the 'views' you have been spoonfed.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: Boring Green Marsbarbrain @Matt Bryant - Christoph

".....Then, rather importantly we can judge whether all this spying is producing a proportionately useful result, or is effectively a waste of money...." But you and the rest of the sheeple already made it very clear that you have no interest in weighing up the results. You are far too happy living your paranoid delusions about being individually spied on.

"....Once someone's credibility is blown, it's very hard to regain, and the NSA do not appear to have been very truthful....." So first you say the NSA is an Uber Big Brother organisation with superhuman eavesdropping capabilities, but then you try and say that they are totally ineffective. You can't have it both ways, either they are harmless and you can quit whining about it, or they really are über and therefore excellent value for money in securing us against criminals and terrorists.

".....To be honest, Matt, we've gone over this a hundred times so I don't know why you keep asking for more....." You mean you have made boring and repetitive evasions a hundred times when you can't answer the simplest of questions. Here's a simple one you always run away from - show how this exercise harmed any actual innocents. Don't get in too much of a fluster trying to think of an evasion, I honestly don't expect you to even try a straight answer.

/seriously need a 'Yawn' icon for use with this member of the flock.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: Boring Green Marsbarbrain @Matt Bryant - Christoph @Plump'n'Bleaty

"Could you answer that question....." Post a question or argument related to the thread rather than another desperate attempt at diversion and suppression of dissenting thought and I will.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: Jamie Jones Mark 85 Just the beginning

".....why do you trust 'some random civil servant' over 'some random internet user'?...." What a stupid question. Because the 'civil servant' will have been screened, trained, told the legal ramifications of dicking about, and then monitored during their work, whilst 'some random internet user' will just be doing what he likes. A direct comparison would be the extensive training a policeman goes through before being allowed to police the streets - you don't just let any moron play vigilante. If you really can't see the difference then you are as monumentally stupid as your posts make out.

".....when I just asked an honest question you assumed to be stupid...." The bleating naïveté of your posts is not doing anything to reduce that assumption.

".....Neither deserves (or can deal with) a constructive response....." How would you know when you never post any constructive responses? Your whole, dribbling, whining post goes on for paragraph after paragraph but has no content relevant to the topic of the thread. Get over yourself, stop whining and try a lot harder.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: Boring green dan1980 Will Godfrey @Plump & Bleaty

".....makes claims without verification. Could you repost please?" I forgot your lot don't view drug smugglers and the like as criminals, just as suppliers.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: Boring green Re: dan1980 Will Godfrey @Plump & Bleaty

"......What good work is this?" Go read the article and the links included, it states the authorities were very pleased with the intelligence they received which helped them investigating such gangs. Oh, sorry, you never read the article, you just rush to bleat what you have been told to bleat.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: dan1980 Re: Will Godfrey

"Is it not equally possible that the US's increased noise about Chinese spying/'hacking' is a reaction to the bad publicity they are getting - a 'look over there' tactic?...." No, because the US was complaining about Chinese state-sponsored hacking long before Snowjob even started contracting for the NSA.

"....Is it not equally possible that the US, with their vast spying and data collection efforts, found out that there was going to be a new release of information and pre-empted it with their naming of the 5 Chinese 'hackers'?....." So you want to fall back on the standard sheeple paranoid delusion about the All Seeing All Omnipotent Big Brother? Puh-lease, if that was the case then Snowjob would never have even got hired and the Chinese would have been facing the naming of their hackers years ago.

"....Snowden passed all his information over to the press...." Apart from the fact Snowjob handed (or more likely sold) his data to Greenwald and Poitras, he has made intimations in interviews that there is 'other stuff' he did not pass on. Hence his need to hide behind Putin's skirts.

".....and they choose what to release......" Having seen the type of loon that Poitras and Greenwald associate with, I would not be surprised if the Chinese government is being kept well-informed of their plans, even if we want to be generous and say not intentionally by Greenwald and Poitras. Personally, I would say that I think Greenwald and Poitras have a monetary interest in keeping the focus on the NSA, and it's not like China and the old Soviet Russia didn't regularly pay such 'dissident voices' to shout when required. Greenwald's income depends on maintaining the myth that the NSA is a unique and pernicious threat to all mankind, something he cannot do unless he also tries to smother other information sources exposing the good work the NSA does. So, no, I don't think it a con-incidence at all.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: Boring Green Marsbarbrain @Matt Bryant - Christoph @Plump'n'Bleaty

"Graham's point was allegorical......" Marsbarbrain's non-point was a vacuous attempt to sound smart whilst implying the NSA are 'evil'. Still, whilst it might only hit a one-out-of-a-hundred on the relevance scale, compared to your contributions it was a pearl of wisdom.

Go waste electricity elsewhere, you have again failed to add anything to the discussion other than your transparent attempts to suppress a viewpoint that does not match the one you have been spoonfed. We all know dissent in the flock is verboten, but please realise we're not all sheeple like you.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: Boring Green Re: Marsbarbrain @Matt Bryant - Christoph @Plump'n'Bleaty

And another fact-free and argument-free post from Boring Green. Not really a surprise. We really need a yawn icon for his bleating.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: Jamie Jones Re: Mark 85 Just the beginning

It's ironic how you are unable to argue the fact that you are the minority so instead just trot our childish blathering. Actually, it's not ironic, it's just sad. If you want to be taken seriously post an actual argument or counter or leave the discussion to the adults, mmmkay?

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: Marsbarbrain @Matt Bryant - Christoph

".... attacking the poster rather than addressing the argument." You didn't post any form of argument whatsoever, get over yourself.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
WTF?

Re: Marsbarbrain Re: @Matt Bryant - Christoph

".....now you give the Devil the benefit of law!...." Nothing illustrates the extent of poor Graham's paranoid delusions than his insistence that the NSA is The Devil. For sheeple like him it really is a religion, based on faith and unquestioning belief in The Cause. So sad.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Happy

Re: skelband Re: Mark 85 Just the beginning

"......We, as the common people, don't want the government to track our mail, monitor our web activity, listen to our phone calls...." Oh, so you want to claim you are the '99%' again? News flash for skelband - the majority are actually on the side of law and order. The majority are sick of Internet scams and e-crime, and they don't see why crims and terrorists should be allowed to hide away on the Internet or any other form of electronic communication. They realise that your Internet playground is used by criminals and terrorists and want them found and stopped. They want more legal oversight, not the lawless Wild West Internet that you and the rest of the skiddies and hippies dream of. This fact is demonstrated in the US by the complete inaction of Obambi on the issue.

Obambi is the typical popularist politician, super-sensitive to public opinion. If he thought it was going to cost him real votes he'd be tearing down the NSA and rushing to affirm a 'free Internet'. So what has he done? Apart from a bit of window-dressing, Obambi has done SFA to reign in the NSA, because he knows you lot are just a very vocal minority, and that the NSA and their work are tools that the US needs. This very SOMALGET program has happened under Obambi's administration so you lot can also stop trying to blame Bush for every NSA operation.

On our side of the pond, Cameron has likewise done nothing to impinge on the work of the GCHQ. Merkel has shrieked for a few votes in Europe but has also done nothing to stop the BND working with the NSA or GCHQ. Same goes for France, Holland, Italy, Spain, etc., etc., etc. Face it, your cause célèbre is just bleating into the wind, because the majority actually WANT it. If it were not so you would see a rush of democratic politicians racing to implement vote-winning restrictions on the spooks.

And that's what really upsets you, which is why you and the rest of the sheeple huddle together and bleat so loudly, because deep down you know you are actually the 1%, you just hate to admit it. Enjoy!

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: Mark 85 Just the beginning

"You are persistent in your picking of nits.... " And you lot are very persistent in ignoring the realities that you don't want to see.

"......Yes a warrant was issued. Yes there are successes......" Waiting for the 'but'..... Of course, I'm sure the fact this action helped stop criminals floated right past your sense of moral outrage.

"....I think it's the "all mobile calls" part that is the issue....." And why, because you like the idea of all-encompassing surveillance? Because it feeds your paranoid delusions? Once again, you are ignoring the reality you don't want to see, namely that the vast majority if the calls were NEVER listened to by a human being.

".... It would be like having a warrant to search all white vans or all green houses." No it wouldn't, it would be more like knowing who owned all the white vans but only stopping and searching the ones actually linked to criminals. Are you going to insist the traffic cops drive around blindfolded, just in case they see some innocent driving a vehicle other than a white van? So your melodramatic comparison is just as flawed as the rest of your blathering.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: Sir Runcibke Loon Re: skelband re: Matt Bryant Mark 85 Just the beginning

Start thinking for yourselves for a change then.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: Mark 85 Just the beginning

".....probable cause must be established....." And yet you ignore the fact that a warrant was issued, i.e., that this was not some uncontrolled over-reach by the NSA, but a proper and legal investigation under careful control and legal oversight. I bet you also would like to deny the successes the SOMALGET program brought to the law enforcement agencies fighting drug and people smugglers in the region? Maybe you should read some of the actual memos (https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1164088-somalget.html) before going off on autobleat.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: skelband Re: re: Matt Bryant Mark 85 Just the beginning

".....Who is to say what is not much?...." I suppose it was a bit much to ask you sheeple to stop hysterically bleating long enough to actually do the maths. I apologise for thinking you might be capable of such mental exercise and I promise to try and not suggest further strain on your obviously over-stretched brain.

".....To record details of phone calls indiscriminately is either right or it is wrong....." And once again we're back to the insistence that it must be wrong because ALL the calls just must have been listened to by a human, when the reality is they were not. The vast majority were deleted without ever having been heard by a human ear, but don't let that simple fact get in the way of your melodramatic shrieking.

".....Is stabbing OK, as long as you only stab a very small number of people? Is theft OK as long as you don't get too greedy?....." Both criminal acts with a direct effect on the victims, whereas this was legal and warranted activity in the pursuit of criminals. In other words, stop spouting male bovine manure. Instead, please show how anyone other than criminals were actually impacted by this exercise? Oh, you can't, because there was ZERO impact for anyone other than the crims. The only impact to the general public was more earache from the over-loud and automatic bleating of the sheeple.

".....It never fails to amaze me how quickly and completely people like Matt are willing to give up the freedom and privacy of others." It never fails to amuse me how complete nonentities like skelband insist anyone would be interested in either their public or private communications. Get over yourself, you're just a paranoid delusional sheeple.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: re: Matt Bryant Mark 85 Just the beginning

"Cherry-picked that one, didn't you." It is so often the one very obvious and simple point that demonstrates the stupidity of the sheeple's bleating, and the fact the exercise was done under a legal warrant and with the strict intention of assisting in prosecuting drug gangs totally undermines the shrieking, melodramatic insistence that 'They are watching ME' as bleated by so many sheep here.

But to take the dismantling of their paranoid fantasies a step further, how many of them made a call from the Bahamas in the period mentioned? Probably none. Did they stop to think a 100m calls a day is actually not that much, the daily average for the US is well over 3bn calls? Or that the average mobile user spends about half-an-hour a day on calls, so extrapolate by the population of mobe users and you have an inkling of how much actual airtime would have to be listened to, well beyond the capabilities of the staff involved, which is why the majority of the Bahamas sweep would NEVER get listened to by a human being.

HP: You know what's hot right now? Cloud* storage

Matt Bryant Silver badge
WTF?

Er.... Near-line SATA?

The size of cheap SATA disks just keeps getting bigger and bigger, and when they're used for archiving in a tiered storage design (and therefore not spinning all the time), they're not too costly on the electrickery, so why would the market move away from them? Flash is still too pricey and not really having large enough capacity to displace SATA, which is why most people I know who have flash only have it in smallish amounts for hot tables in tier1 database apps and the like, the rest being on spinning rust platters. 'Cold storage' just seems a rebranding for archiving, where the actual smart stuff is the software and not the hardware itself. Meg should know that, her salesgrunts keep boring me rigid with Data Protector and Autonomy slide sets.

HP's $1bn 'Linux for the cloud' dream: Will Helion float?

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: agricola Re: Another H-P fiasco?

"Another H-P fiasco?..." Try reading before FUDing. The article states it was a database error and nothing to do with hp hardware. Back to troll school for you!

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Boffin

History?

".....Little is known about the Oracle technology....." They are waiting to copy Red Hat's work and slap an Oracle badge on it, that's how Oracle 'does Linux'.

".....Sun thought it could use open-source code to sell its servers while also becoming an open-source software company. It got bought by Oracle....." Reality check - Sun had, like Oracle has, a very schizo relationship with Linux. In my experience, Sun salesgrunts hated Linux and tried to promote SPARC-Slowaris as superior, even whilst the SPARC business tanked. Their feeble attempts with OpenSlowaris were a bitter rearguard action attempting to deny the inroads Linux was making into their business. The difference is hp has always been much more open to Linux, even long before IBM's post-Y2K $1bn photo ops. IBM's approach was always to try and sell you a mainframe, then a P-series running AIX, and only as a final option would they grudgingly talk Linux. Meanwhile, I was running RHEL on hp Netservers back in the late Nineties with hp support and a lot of their assistance, mainly because we were using them to replace SPARC-Slowaris boxes. By the time IBM were making noises about Linux in mid-2001, we were introducing RHEL clusters for Oracle DB on new hp Netserver LH6000s as a standard build.

'Anons' cuffed by Australian Federal Police

Matt Bryant Silver badge
FAIL

Re: AC Re: Aw!

".....if he were that much of a geek he'd know how to not get caught......" Yeah, all the Anonyputzs and Lultwatz that have been caught all thought they were über geeks, right up until the cops busted their doors down.

"......My money is on him being an angry non-geek who downloaded a script or asked the 18 year old for advice." Then you'd be another case of a fool and his money soon being parted. The pattern across the World is that the authorities have largely ignored the LOIC-fodder and gone for the facilitators and 'non-leader' leaders.

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Happy

Aw!

No fair! I was enjoying watching the skiddies throwing their toys at each other. OK, who wants to start the best now - Adam John Bennett to be 40-year-old virgin living in his mum's basement!

Cloud computing aka 'The future is trying to KILL YOU'

Matt Bryant Silver badge
Happy

Re: ToddleR AMPC

".....Supermicro, or Lenovo will take time to win market share....." So, one minute you're insisting the white box vendors are feasting on the corpses of the big x64 vendors, then you're backtracking again and insisting the biggest white box you can think of needs time, despite having had two decades of time pushing their 'cheapest is best' product. Oh, and Lenovo are flogging IBM's designs, so if you want to claim the white boxers killed IBM then surely Lenovo can't possibly grow with exactly the same offering? LOL, your logic simply doesn't follow, please do take a deep breath and try again, mmmkay?

".....I have already agreed that services and having a global presence has been key...." No you haven't, all you have insisted is that the big vendors are dying on their feet simply because cheaper white box products are taking over the market by selling straight into cloud providers. You can't have it both ways.

".....The services part is being eroded away, long term....." Ah, don't you just love the guarded qualification of 'long term', as in you have zero proof of it happening but you want to believe it is so, probably because the Supermicro sales rep told you so. LOL! Once again, provide some quantifiable proof or STFU.

".....IBM may have moved from x86 HW to sw, but the original piece, dumbo, was about the cloud eating the Tier1 HW vendors....." I nearly got trampled in the rush of IBM trolls insisting I point out IBM PureSystems, complete with x86 Flex nodes, all packaged up into ready-to-go cloud offerings. Oh, didn't the Supermicro sales rep mention those? Looks like you need to talk to a lot more than a few industry reps in future if you actually want to claim to know something about the market.

".....As for WOW, oh dear you need to get out of the house chum....." So I'll take that evasion as just your admission that you actually didn't know of that event, nor the interest it raised in the then young cloud market, as Blizzard were expected to go the Google DIY tray path. Then again, I can understand why the Supermicro rep probably decided not to tell you about that lost sale.