* Posts by Matt Bryant

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WikiLeaks ousted from Amazon US

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RE: US

".....It is perfectly legal to distribute secret materials once they're out-it's making them available by people who have clearance to access them to people who don't have clearance that the law prohibits...." Erm.... that's what I said! The US papers waited for the European ones to break the news on the State Department items that Wikileaks leaked. News seems to be that they originally gave leaks to The New York Times but TNYT wanted to avoid any trouble with the State Department and let the European papers break the news first. If TNYT had gone for an exclusive, it could have been construed as aiding in the passing of the secret docs from those with the right to view them (presumably Bradley Manning) to those without (the gerenal US public).

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RE: So who is going to publish?

Hmmmm. So, if Olivia Nasr had twittered that she respected Hitler, or Kim Il Jung, or Joseph Stalin, you think no-one would have complained? How about if it was Saddam Hussein? She praised the defacto religeous head of a group the US government has officially labelled a terrorist entity (Fadlallah himself was expressly identified by the US as a terrorist), do you really think she could remain in her Mid-East post and deal with other groups in Lebanon, let alone Israel, that don't love Hezbollah? You may think her politics acceptable, but journos are at least supposed to maintain at least the facade of neutrality when reporting, otherwise people hearing her reports will assume she is giving a jaundiced view every time and may switch to antoher source.

As to Arnett, anyone that would be fooled into falling for the "Valley Of Death" Sarin hoax really needs to think long and hard about whether they've been beating their head against a wall too often. Seriously, anyone that could believe the US used Sarin on their own troops in a theatre littered with eager-beaver journos is simply stupid. The NVA had their own chem warfare teams in the area, they would have jumped all over the opportunity to show the US was using chem weapons in Viet Nam, but they didn't. To anyone with half a brain it would seem an obvious hoax, but Arnett seems to have declined markedly in his logical abilities since the prime of his 70's Viet Nam reporting.

As to the UK and US press, The Guardian (one fo the four partners to Assange's uberleaks) is a British rag. Papers in the US are a lot more constrained in that they have to wait for foreign papers to publish secret info first so they can claim it is in the public domain, otherwise they could be accused of conspiring to leak secret information (a criminal act if you're a Yank company). They also don't want to be portrayed as unpatriotic, and the mediocre level of info dribbling out of Wikileaks probably doesn't have enough appeal for most of the US press to want to go to the mat with the Whitehouse.

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RE: Police State Global Terrorists

".....USA, UK, Israel Global Terrorists." The very fact that Wikileaks feels it can hide behind the Western legal system points out the lie in your ranting. Why do you think the Wikileaks people don't live in China, North Korea, Myanmar, Libya, Iran, Venezuala, Zimbabwe, or any number of less-savoury "democracit" police states and report on those countries? Because they know that the legal system in the US, UK or Israel would largely protect them, whereas in any of the countries listed it is unlikely they'd make it to the weekend without being disappeared. Besides, what does the current US actions have to do with Israel, or are you just displaying your prejudices? Can I suggest you stop reading "Rebelliousness for Dummies" and try some original thought?

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RE: I am just waiting...

Actually, they don't need an excuse. The documents have all been illegally obtained, whether you think the end justifies the means is irrellevant, they are "secret", so anyone involved in their distribution on US soil or using US-based resources can potentially be threatened with aiding in a criminal act. All it should take is a few calls and the US DNS provider will cave to just the potential threat of legal action. Whether the US government will bother is another matter, seeing as finding another DNS provider and hosting company in Europe shouldn't be an issue. Besides, real legal action would have to come from the DoJ/DoS, not "Independent Democrat" Liebermann, whom seems to be about as far to the right of center as the Dummicrats can stomach without getting a nosebleed. Liebermann's best hope (which seems to have worked on Amazon) is that he can threaten to portray anyone in the US that assists WIkileaks as "unpatriotic". In the meantime, I suspect Liebermann's actions are more bound with his desire to rejoin the Dummicrats and run for the Prez or VP nominations again.

Yes! It's the Reg Top 5 FUTURISTIC GUNS Thanksgiving Roundup!

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RE: Thanks for the thanks, Matt ...

".....Unfortunately, we are getting off the original topic here, and it is probably time to draw this conversation to a close because no-one else is reading this anymore...." I would have thought the whole idea of these forums was to create debate, at least until the point where Ms Bee decides she's had enough and only lets you post about icecream. Seeing as firearm are used by our Police, and crowd control is a very current subject (though even I'm not keen on the idea of microwaving students), I'd say debates about Police attituide and the public attitude to policing methods are rellevant.

"......because I now have higher degrees and work in universities...." Ah, if only it were true! I have also got a degree and have worked in an Uni, and I don't think I've ever worked anywhere with more of a sense of detachment from reality (and that's considering I once did a six-month contract working for the IT Department of the Church of England!). Amazingly, after all your life experiences, your academic training, and your psychaitric training, you still happilly shovel all coppers into one little box as though they were factory-made in batches. I think the psychiatric term is deliberate dehumanisation, where your prejudices about a group of people that share a common trait (in this case a copper's uniform) mean you automatically expect the same behaviour of anyone sharing from that group. Newsflash - coppers are people too, they usually have very political views of a varied range, different beliefs and aspirations, and cannot be lumped into one box. Yes, there are "bad" coppres, but they are the minority. I don't assume all uni lecturers are clueless wastes-of-oxygen just becasue a few of mine were.

".....six officers with a very small, well-known bloke who was known to be gobby...." Yes, and was he being gobby with six officers in attendance? Part of policing is knowing when to call in re-inforcements to AVOID trouble. I have seen gobby individuals facing off a copper go very quiet when they see the riot van turn up, you might have seen the same if you've been out in one of our cities on a Saturday night. The trouble is sometimes they can't get the reinforcements and the gobby individual becomes a violent individual and someone - usually the gooby tw*t - gets hurt, because it's a lot harder to restrain a violent individual determined to cause trouble by yourself than with five colleagues, and people like you then grumble about "Police brutality". You also assume the coppers should have stuck around when I've no doubt your unit would have had their own security who are responsible for your protection, most hospitals seem to have had similar since the late 80's. If you were unhappy about your personal safety you should have asked your security team for help or asked the coppers to stay - they probably assumed a trained psychiatric nurse would be able to assess the situation and know to ask if they needed some help. Of course, it could have been the way you glared in hostility at them the minute they appeared which may have swung things to the "f*ck that for a laugh" option.

".....At least, you seem to be saying that a person, once (or maybe twice) labelled as a criminal or mentally ill sufficiently to require hospital treatment, should always be treated as such....." Yes, so when was the last time you saw coppers with the time to spare to wander around asking people on the street their medical history on the off chance they'd find a "nutter"? They don't. It is almost certain that the people they brought in to you were brought in for a reason, unfortunately for the mentally disabled because the public have called the coppers to complain about something they have done or becuase they are doing something that puts them at risk to themselves. Some coppers even use the offence of loitering as an excuse to get them in and out of the cold. I have known coppers that have stayed hours after their shift has ended, ringing round hospitals, hostels and even other stations so they can get a tramp or runaway a bed or a cell for the night so at least they're out of the snow. I dated one Jill that was known for it, so much so that her nickname down the station was Polly after the hotel maid in Faulty Towers. Whilst I suspect your job was not an easy one, you don't seem to have put any thought into how difficult a job it was for the Police to interact with your patients given their limited legal options.

".....I am (and always have been) a believer that it is better that ten guilty people go free than one innocent party be wrongfully punished....." So, you expect the guilty to be punished? So how do you expect them to get to the punishment stage without the coppers first arresting them? And, given that many people don't meekly accept the idea of being arrested (especially not Saturday-night drunks and anarchists at student protests), how do you expect the Police to do so without using some force? And then, how do you expect them to deal with armed drunks, like Mark Saunders, whom seem intent on death by copicide? In Mr Saunders' case, the options were zero - he was outside the range of a Taser and definately a truncheon, would not relinquish his weapon, had already fired it in a manner dangerous to the public (and the Police officers), and finally and deliberately aimed it at a copper. In that case, the microwave cannon that JaitcH is squealling about may have been the perfect option as a few blasts would probably have made Mr Saunders so uncomfortable he would have given up. Of course, it could also have pushed him into more shooting, but then that would have to be a decision made by the coppers at the time. In the event, Mr Saunders made an unacceptable threat to an officer's life by deliberately pointing his gun at him, so the Police shot him. Coppers have the right of self-defence too, you know.

You mentioned you watched the Police using heavy-handed and "illegal" tactics on the TV report of a student protest. The majority of students on the current demos in the UK want to protest in a legal manner, in fact they want the anarchists, vandals and other violent elements to take a hike because every time they show up the public gets a media frenzy of illegal "student" behaviour and that means the public are unsympathetic. The Police are happy to let the students protest when they do so in a legal manner, but when they stood back and assigned a small number of coppers, they had the Millbank Tower invasion, so you must be very obtuse to think they will be doing anything other than mass-policing of any ongoing student demos! A relative in the Met says the Police are chuffed that the organisers of the November 30th protest deliberately left the announced route and tried to escape the Police cordons as it means the Police now have a reason to question applications for protest marches from the same groups. And also because the frenzied pace of the march meant most students were too tired and confused to do anything other than slog along in the anarchists' wake! The November 28th protest at Lewisham Town Hall also did the student cause zero favours, it just made them all look like over-privelleged vandals. Several hours of peaceful protest got zero TV coverage, all the public saw was the footage of the riot.

All it would take would be some idiot following JaitcH's advice and crippling a policehorse (and if they do, expect said "heroic victim" horse to be on the TV news the next morning), and middle England's dwindling support for the students will disappear. And that's the homes for the majority of our uni students. We may raise an eyebrow at students breaking windows, tut at the stupidity of throwing an extinguisher off a roof, but injure one of Gawd's "dumb creatures" and the public's support nosedives.

/"Pedantic grammar nazi alert" as it's the closest we have to "ivory tower occupant detected alert" :P

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RE: Since you seem to know ...

"......I'm watching the TV at the moment, and watching police impeding a lawful demonstration using atrocious tactics...." Really? Please, give us some details on those "atrocious tactics". Did the Polcie bring icepicks, chilli powder and marbles like your mate JaitcH suggested? Are they standing on rooftops and throwing fire extinguishers at the protestors? Letting off smoke flares, smashing windows and illegally entering property? Or are they just using their legal powers to stop unruly demonstartions running out of control? I'm betting on the latter.

"....Also, until police officers stand in the dock for the deaths of Jean-Charles de Menezes...." IPCC and public inquiries already held, officers that shot him were using justifiable force as the briefing given to them was that he was a suicide bomber and posed a deadly threat to the general public. Seeing as the public inquiry was on TV news, in the papers and online for weeks, I must assume your head was too far up your rectum to note the outcome.

".....Mark Saunders....." Already covered this one in a previous thread. Mr Saunders, supposedly an educated and intelligent man, got drunk and started firing a shotgun (into a neighbouring child's bedroom to be precise, and then later in the direction of armed Police) - none of which strikes me as a smart man's plan for a happy life. He was finally shot when he deliberately levelled his weapon at armed Police. Don't believe me then check the BBC timeline of events here http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11479669

".....Raul Moat...." Oh come on, you must be getting desperate if you expect any sympathy for a violent criminal like Raoul Moat! Did you forget he shot three people right after being released from prison (including a traffic cop), had threatened to shoot any copper that got in his way, are you surprised his life came to a violent end? He went away for beating up on a nine-year-old! But what makes your high-minded indignation even funnier is Moat actually ended it all by shooting himself.

".....Ian Tomlinson...." Now you actually come up with something interesting, but not for the reasons you think. The copper I discussed the case with thinks PC Simon Harwood should have been charged with at least common assault immediately, but the delay due to the CPS having to look at a possible murder charge and the second and third post mortems meant the six-month deadline for an assault charge passed. As it is, Harwood still faces a disciplinary hearing in front of a QC, which means that if sufficient evidence is presented the QC can open a new murder prosecution, so maybe Hrawood will go down after all.

"....Defence solicitors *should* be with their clients first..." Not arguing that at all, but you obviously don't recall the fact that solicitors and barristers are charged with upholding the law as well as part of their license. Instead, lawyers nowadays just seem intent on getting their client off by any means they can think of, with zero interest in whether they are actually guilty of a crime. I have spoken to solictors that admit they will advise a client caught drunk driving not to give a breath or blood sample, as the charge for refusing is a lot less than the one for drink driving, especially if they've been in an accident, and the CPS have very little chance of a conviction without the sample. If you ask the lawyers how they feel about that they always come back with practiced little lines about how everyone is entitled to a defence.

"....just about the worst thing that can happen in a society...." Hmmm, I would suggest you talk to some of the victims of criminals that have escaped justice due to legal weasels, they might have a different opinion to your claptrap.

"....Oh, and you should probably know that this within my area of expertise , both research and teaching...." Oh dear then, I don't hold out much hope for your students! Best hope they too can get cushie teaching jobs in other scholastic ivory towers, far from reality, and then you can all have late evening chats about "come the revolution", ey? Gawd forbid they might have to step out into the real World!

".....around here, if it wasn't for the fact that a crime number is required for an insurance claim...." I suggest you take that up with the insurance companies as insurance claims and processes are not the Police's responsibility.

"....the hysterical family across the road...." So, in your area, "nobody trusts the police" unless they are "hysterical"?

".....I'm all for different views, but when they are willfully outside observable proof, it is just religion or delusion." So let's have some "observable proof", some real evidence, of all these great wrongs done unto you by the horrid coppers! Go on, enlighten us! I'm betting you're one of those twits that got themselves a criminal record during some stupid student protest years ago and have carried a grudge against the coppers ever since, blaming them for the results of your own idiocy. I just bet you think Edward Woollard is a "hero" on par with the Tolpuddle Martyrs. Id' think he was even one of your poor students, only I don't think even Anglia Ruskin would be scraping the barrel low enough to employ someone like yourself.

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RE: I've never had a "run in" with the law ...

First off, can I just say that I do respect nursing and that I'd like to say thanks for your years of service to the community. However, I think you're a raging astynomiaphobic/dingbat.

"......and I never came across one that had made any attempt to understand the mentally ill people they brought in....." So, you expected the Police to all be top-notch psychiatrists as well as over-stretched coppers? Ever wonder why the coppers were bringing in those mentally ill people? Because they had no choice, because the psychiatric wards don't keep them in and when they end up out on the street the Police are the ones that have to deal with them. Pick your excuse, either poor doctors or health cuts, the results are the same, the only commonality is that the Police actually don't want to be dealing with the mentally ill as they find they can be extremely unpredicatble to the point of being a danger to themsleves and others, and also tie up coppers that should be doing real Police work rather than acting as the return mechanism in the revolving door of today's "psychiatric treatment in the community". Please try and pretend all those mentally ill people didn't have known issues with long histories, that they were all startling new discoveries to the local NHS, and that many should have not been out there in the first place. The Police have two choices - charge them with a crime and lock them away, or take them to the local head-shop and endure your prejudice. Which would you prefer, that they locked them up and got them lost in the prison system, where their chances of treatment would be next to zero? Or is it beyond you to admit that those coppers that brought in those patients in were actually acting in the patients' and the public's best interests. I suggest that before you take your next swing you take a long look at the playing field.

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RE: @Gordon Pyra

".....I am much closer to retirement than teenage....." Yeah, sorry to break the news, Grandpa, but the revolution came and went, and it did sod all for the "working people". You just go to show that age does not guarantee wisdom or a freedom from prejudice.

".....The police use too much force...." Yet you think it fine to stab policehorses with icepicks, or throw marbles under their hooves? Any idea what happens to a horse when it falls over and breaks a leg? Tut, tut, I'll be telling all your equally stupid friends from ALF about you!

".....that they are not sufficiently answerable for...." Yeah, so where's that Independent Commission For Students That Throw Extinguishers Of Buildings then?

".....They are *not* your friend....." I don;t think they'd want to be the friend of someone so narrow-minded. Please do tell me the last time you had a "run in" with the Law?

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RE: Plod?

Please provide some details to back up your assertions, such as IPCC report numbers, dates, times, places, victims' name. Otherwise I'm liable to think you're just talking out of your rectum.

"....one of the few to wear black and have long hair...." Sorry, you'll have to get in the line behaind those with black skin, brown skin, gypsies, Irish, and just about anyone else that thinks they're unfairly targeted. Of course, I'm sure you can provide evidence to back up your claims, rather than just your anti-The-Man sentiments?

Here's a simple story for you, I'm betting this is how you'd see it. Years ago in lovelly, quiet Bideford (armpit of North Devon), the Goths would gather every Satruday night for a chat down by the war memorial, and every Saturday night the Police would turn up and arrest them, harrass them, and turf them out of the park. Now, here's what used to really happen. Despite numerous verbal warnings, the Goths used to congregate and smoke pot on the war memorial steps. This was stupid enough, but they also used to bring cars into the park and play The Smiths and other depressing sh*te at rediculous volumes. Not surprisingly, the locals would call the coppers every time, and the coppers would come down, arrest the ones dealing pot, check the vehicles and arrest those driving disqualified, without a license or insurance, or just those with unsafe vehicles. Usually they'd arrest three or four out of the two-dozen morons, the rest would be told to go home. The following Monday the Goths would parade around the lcoal college, telling all and sundry what "bad" people they were, always "being harrassed by the law", etc, etc, when the truth was all they did was annoy the local grannies.

As for the ludicrous idea the Police can "get away with anything", have you seen the number of cameras there are in public places nowadays? Been down any pub just about anywhere lately and NOT seen a security camera? Most are run by private security companies or councils and recordings can be subpoenaed by any criminal lawyer or the IPCC if they want to build a case against a copper. Now, with all those spycams, which seem very good at capturing footage of the average moron doing his crimes, please tell me why we don't see a vid every week of all these beatings and intimidations that you claim happen? Oh, that may be because they don't.

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RE: @Matt Bryant

"You are a willful apologist....." I would tend to think of it more as having an alternate view based on real life experiences. I happen to know plenty of coppers (roughly half of my Mother's side of the family), the majority of them dedicated to protecting the public and preventing crime, and it is far from being an easy job.

".....The police really need to rethink their attitude towards the public....." Cuts both ways, sunshine. I know coppers that tell me how p*ssed off they are with "pop culture" always portraying them as corrupt, racist or just ineffectual. Makes them laugh all the harder when they respond to a call from some desperate Pop/Fashion Icon. Believe me, half the stuff celebs get up to never makes the press.

".....There should be strict investigation of any complaint by truly independent people...." Yeah, that's called the IPCC. It's run by non-Police appointed by the Home Secreatary, not the coppers. They may use coppers for some investigations, but they have completely independent investigators of their own as well. I suggest you go read up on the IPCC commissioners, they're most definately not Police types! One, Mike Franklin (whom I have met, but I'm betting you've never even heard of) is a black former member of the TUC from Lambeth. A less likely background for a "police stooge" is harder to think of!

".....The police should be neutral in investigations, working both for the defence and the prosecution...." All nice in an ideal World, but it's not ideal, the Police are charged with gathering evidence to ensure the CPS win a prosecuiton. Before you cry any more crocodile tears, a defence lawyer will usually be in with his client long before the CPS get involved, and that lawyer will be doing his utmost to get the charges dismissed regardless of whether the client is guilty. Until lawyers start playing by your ideal rules, don't expect the coppers to.

"....JaitcH is not paranoid...." That's your opinion. Mine is a lot less genearous.

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Erm?

".....a Black Box spy-in-the-butt...." Surely if they were going to be spying on "butt activity", they'd be looking at the Navy first?

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RE: If Plod is getting one of these microwave portables they will only use one ...

Wow, what an insight into the petty paranoia that is JaitcH's mind!

"....one of the intended warmees might turn around and use your basic AK-47...." Yeah, like the US Army will simply send them out unprotected! Even a five-year-old would be able to predict any microwave truck and crew will be well-protected by conventionally-armed soldiers. I suggest that the first "warmee" that pulls an AK-47 will not live long to regret it. I can't work out if it's just that you are too blinded by your anti-The-Man rhetoric to see they can think of stuff like that, or whether you really are just too stupid to

.".....treat them all like enemies...." I suspect that you have never had occaission to meet a copper, and that the your views have been formed whilst reading far too many copies of Socialist Worker from the seclusion of your Mom's basement.

".....If anyone treaties me in a defined manner, I am likely to respond in kind....." I hope you do, because the "plods" are far better trained, equipped and more than ready to deal with the deluded such as yourself. You will find that your willful ignorance is no excuse when it comes to court. But why you think the plods would have cause to use a microwave gun on you is beyond me, all they would have to do to keep you occupied is give you a sheet of paper with "PTO" on boths sides.

"....The population elects the Pols...." Exactly! The VAST majority of citizens are quite happy with the "plods" or "pigs" and would think you were talking out of your rectum. It is only the TINIEST of minorities that think the bilge that you have spouted here. Please, try a little bit of independet thinking before you post again.

".....In the States.... remember how the much vaunted RCMP killing in Vancouver...." Geography, like logic, is obviously not one of your hot topics. Vancouver is Canada, a completely separate counrty, not the States. The clue would be in the RCMP - Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I assume that's because you couldn't find a lethal Tasering incident in the States? Oh, and you forgot to mention that death by Taser is still very rare, even with Tasers being used in fifteen countries. Even the wild-eyed Amnesty International crowd, taking the most rediculously loose terms (one of their Taser "victims", whom had had previous heart problems, had a fatal heart-attack five weeks after being Tasered, but somehow AI insisted he died due to Tasering), could still only come up with 334 possible deaths related to Tasering, over an eight year period. That works out to an average of about forty-two people a year, Worldwide. On average, ninety people die every year in the US alone from lightning strikes, 120 from plane crashes (still the safest way to travel), more than 20,000 from flu, and roughly 42,000 in car accidents (an average of 114 per day). But, what is more worrying is that, on average, fifty Amercians a year are killed by small fans and forty-five are killed by their refirgerators! Seeing as you seem so het up on "fighting for the people", I suggest you dedicate your life to the banning of fans and fridges. Oh, that last bit was sarcasm, btw. Thought I'd best point that out seeing as you seem very obtuse (that's a fancy way of saying "stupid").

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RE: Oops...

No it wasn't, as you well know, it was a Russian F1 grenade thrown into the room by her captors when they realised they couldn't win the battle. The knee-jerk statements of our politicians that it "could have been an American grenade" have long-since been proven to be just political scrambling to get a soundbite in without checking the facts.

Linux and Windows iron power Q3 server revenues

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.... but.....

After a technical team meeting (AKA an evening down the pub), the resident Sunshiner has asked me to point out two small points (at least I think these were his points, it all got a bit fuzzy towards then end of the meeting):

1/ "The new Snoreacle T3 kit was only announced in September, so it's a bit early to be writing it off." I would agree but suggest that unless Larry's T3 kit shows the same ramp up as hp's Tukzilla kit and IBM's Pee7 then it will probably be the last generic SPARC server kit from Snoreacle, anything following on will be niche storage "appliances" that use SPARC cores. Despite arriving in the middle-to-tail-end of the recession, both Tukzilla and Pee7 seem to be doing quite well. Larry's new T3 has arrived after the recession and so has an easier launch, so any failure to ramp is going to be terminal.

2/ As all but one of the current Tukzilla servers are blades-based, hp can count them twice in IDC figures, being able to count them once as UNIX servers and then again count them towards the blades figure as well." True, but then IBM also has the same option with their Pee7 blades, it's just their UNIX blades are pants compared to their UNIX rack servers, so hp will be laughing all the way to the bank on that one. Meanwhile, the actual number of Itanium blades to x64 is probably so low as to make little difference to the number of units, they're still outselling IBM on x64 blades by a considerable margin.

Discuss!

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RE: Not surprising that IDC doesn't want to share Linux system numbers

"......This is bloody ridiculous....." Are you by chance referring to what follows in your post?

".....Obviously, those unit numbers would be VERY unfavourable to Microsoft so they (IDC) simply don't include them....." Actually, it's because many servers that go out with Windoze pre-installed get re-installed with Linux (which means they would be counted as Windoze instead of Linux in factory figures), so IDC is actually stopping the M$ figures looking better than they are by not splitting it out on factory figures. There's also the large number of servers that go out with no OS as they are going to be loaded with VMware or other virtualisation products, so there is no real way to accurately guesstimate how many will be hosting Windoze images and how many will be running Linux ones unless licences are bought at the same time (and if a virtualised server is running both, do you count it as both a Linux one and as a Windoze one?).

So, please put your copy of "Conspiricy Theories for Dummies" away, chillax and stop seeing enemies in every corner.

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Will Larry blink?

So, the "others" category of server vendors did grow their revs but Oracle's - despite all Larry's marketting bluster and theatrics - barely budged. You have to wonder how long will Larry keep putting money into the old Sun server biz for such poor returns compared to the software side, especially as it doesn't seem to be pulling through any additional software sales over what the company could do without the hardware albatross.

Wikileaks: Berlusconi useless, Pope Catholic

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RE: Actually,

I think the dig here is at those that have posted moronic bilge in other Reg forums, maintaining that Merkin foreign policy is just to kill brown people at every opportunity, when the truth is we have brown people begging said Merkns to kill other brown people and the US saying "no". What's the betting we won't see any of those idiots posting about these leaks soon?

Brits blow millions on over-priced ink

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A foot in both camps.

We currently have two printers at home, both hp inkjets, one being for general printing and the other being for photo pics. The general printer is an old Deskjet and is now obsolete, with the cartridges unavailable from hp. For the last two years it has survived very nicely on a diet of non-hp black ink cartridges (because black text is what we print the most of) and hp colour cartridges bought in bulk off e-bay (genuine, new and unopened, and about 60% less than what they cost when they were available direct from hp). Paper varies from standard 80gsm hp paper (when it's on offer) to the stuff from the local stationary shop. I clean the internals frequently and have had no clogged heads, and for the jobs required the black quality is just fine. Considering we originally got the printer about six-plus years ago for £50-odd I'm definately not complaining, and I will probably keep it until I can't even buy re-fills for it.

The second printer is my hp MFP and also used for printing digital photos. Nothing goes near it but genuine hp ink cartridges and hp paper as I spent hours getting the colour balance set just right. I can print photos of such good quality people assume they came from a commercial photo developer. For me, the extra cost of the hp original supplies is more than justified by the quality.

HP's new relationship makes Oracle 'very furious'

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RE: So....

Actually, I thought Leo was intent on wedding hp firmly to SAP, so I'm inclined to view the whole Salesforce.com story with a measure of doubt for now. As hp already has a large SAP infrastructure, I'd be surprised if they did swing for Salesforce unless the savings really were massive.

Unarmed Royal Navy T45 destroyer breaks down mid-Atlantic

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And more naval bombardment

The RN also provided very accurate and effective supporting fire during many of the actions during the Falklands conflict with the old 4.5in guns. The 4.5s also knocked down several Argentine fighter-bombers over San Carlos. It is long-overdue for our destroyers and frigates to be fitted with a 155mm weapon to allow them to fire the NATO rounds as used by the AS70, but in the meantime the 4.5in is definately better than nothing.

New RAF transport plane is 'Euro-w*nking makework project'

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RE: Argument cont...

"So you want to score points by pointing out that the A400M is so late that it missed perhaps the two most important contracts outside of Europe?...." Wow, that's a bit like me saying the C-17 can't be a success 'cos the Wright brothers didn't fly one at Kittyhawk! There are a few more countries looking to buy replacements for their tired C-130 fleets than just Australia and Canada, and they won't be looking at the C-17.

".....AMP is back on with funding for 200+ cockpits...." That won't even cover half the US fleet. it also means the US will have to stock two supplychains for the different cockpit instruments as well as the completely different supplychain for the instruments for the C-17, a problem that won't be there for the A400M.

And I love how you say that relying on commercial companies like DHL is "bad" and totally ignore the fact that all the US forces use DHL! Of course all Western forces are using commercial companies for all types of roles, it simply makes their budgets stretch a bit further. Whilst it would be nice if our forces didn't have to use commercial companies to fill the gaps, it sure wouldn't be nice paying the tax bills to cover it!

"....Your blind faith of the Typhoon is touching...." In case you haven't heard, on the one occassion the Typhoon meet the Raptor that has been made public, not only did the Typhoon win the fights, the USAF sulked when they realised the Typhoon's radar had no problems tracking the "stealth" F-22. So far, the Typhoon has trounced the F-22, the F-15 and the F-16 on NATO exercises. Your faith in the infalibility of US aircraft isn't touching, it's just comic.

"....No one would choose the Typhoon over the F-16...." The Typhoon has had no problems trouncing the F-16 and F-15. In fact, the Saudis showed much interest in NATO exercises where the Typhoon beat the F-16 and F-15, seeing as that's what the Israelis have.

".....Key word: Interceptor....." Actually, the Typhoon is an air-superiority fighter, long-range interceptor and (with Tranche 3 bits) a reasonable ground-attack aircraft. The F-16 can do air-superiority but nowhere near as well, is reasonable in ground-attack, but can't do the long-range interceptor role without losing half the weaponsload to tanks. Even the updated F-16 models lag the Typhoon on avionics, don't have such toys as the IR sensors or voice control, and the CAPTOR radar completely outclasses even the AN/APG-80, which means the Typhoon will see the F-16 first and kill it at range. Even if the F-16 does manage to close to dogfighting range where it used to be the yardstick, that was in the '90s, the more modern Typhoon can happilly turn and beat the F-16. But, before you embarrass yourself any more, the conversation's about the A400M.

"....Most air forces do not require interceptors...." What, still going on about the Typhoon? Well, if you insist on making yourself look stupid, maybe you'd like to explain why the US bought the F-22, a one-trick pony of an interceptor? Ignoring the UK has more airspace to cover from intruders than any European NATO partner, do you think maybe we bought them for fun?

".....The only reason to buy the Typhoon is because you aren't allowed to buy the F-35...." Really? So the fact that the Typhoon will carry more AAMs, have better air-to-air sensors, and will be faster and able to do the whole shebang at a range the F-35 can only match by strapping on tanks and carrying just a gun, those things don't matter then? If you hadn't noticed, the F-35 is being bought by the RAF to replace the Tornado GR4s, not to replace the Typhoons. The F-35 simply won't do what the Typhoon already can.

".....The F-35 will end up cheaper than the Typhoon, but more capable." Oh, execpt for the whole air-to-air role, where the F-35 is pretty much a big ball of suck compared to the Typhoon. It is only designed to match the F-16, a fighter the Typhoon already eclipses quite comfortably. How many AAMs can the F-35 carry? Want to know how many more the Typhoon can carry? Or how the Typhoon, fully-armed for air-to-air, can go 40% further on internal fuel alone than a naked F-35A? One of the simple arguments against replacing the RAF Typhoons with F-35s in the future is that the F-35 sale would have to include extra pilots and extra flying tankers to provide what the Typhoon does now. Maybe we could convert some A400Ms.....

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RE: Don't let fact get in the way of your flawed analysis

More like you didn't let any thinking get in the way of your "analysis"!

".....aircraft that also has have global supply chain...." So, please explain how the Lockheed/Boeing supplychain is any cheaper than the Airbus one? Din't you notice all those commercial Airbus aircraft taking sales from Boeing over the years, all over the World? And don't let the fact that the RAF does almost 80% of it's transport airtime overhead of those partner countries that will be buying A400Ms too, many of which do not operate C-17s. Even the route out to Kandahar overflies mainly European countries that will be buying A400Ms. So your "global" issue just seems to be a world of hot air.

".....both the Australia and Canada both run a C-17/C-130J mix...." Both countries had to make the decision before the A400M was available, so they really didn't have much choice. And both are just about completely dependent on the US for their aircraft, despite Canada in particular once having a very capable aircraft-building industry.

".....Your aircraft is used for combat missions....." Transports are rarely used for "combat missions", the majority of time the modern RAF transport is spent trundling through the friendly skies on longhaul supply trips. And many of those airfields that a broken A400M might set down on don't have USAF C-17s flying through them. The last two times NATO had to move masses of troops out to the Mid-East for the two Gulf Wars they turned to commercial companies to supply the majority of aircraft to fly the troops in. In the first Gulf War, three US troops were airlifted into Saudi by commercial airlines for each one flown in by the USAF. I'm told it was almost as high for GW2 and the NATO Bosnian campaigns.

"....Yes, lets get DHL to ship to ship the needed part to us in 24hrs or so....." <Sigh> I suppose it was too much to hope that you would realise that the example of DHL's 24-hour promise is actually BETTER than that achieved by even the USAF? DHL was listed as a "service supplier" to the USMC, US Army, USAF and USN during both Gulf Wars. As a military family, we used to hitch rides home from Germany and Cyprus on RAF and sometimes USAF transports. We once had to wait for four days in Rome (hardly the far end of the "global supplychain") for a part for an USAF Herc. I thought that was bad, but the pilot told us tales of how some aircrews would often "let a bit of kit go u/s" so they could catch a week or more in Hawaii! I'm told the practice hasn't stopped, despite your belief in an uber-efficient USAF and Amercian aircraft industry.

"......The C-130J has little in common with the original models...." The C-130J actually has a massive amount in common with the old models. Whilst Lockheed have tried to paint it as "all-new", the USAF - desperate to get the buy through Appropriations - admitted to it having "80+% parts commonality" - that doesn't sound all that different to me! Maybe your mother should have suggested you spent more time looking more than skin-deep into your facts.

".....No one is going to buy Typhoons....." Actually, the current downturn in the World economy may push the F-35 price up and make the Typhoon more appealling to some countries. And I like how you compare the long-range interceptor Typhoon with the less-capable F-16/F-18/Gripen. But then the F-18 has been one of the aircraft that helped expose the over-hyped F-22, as shown by this two-seat Growler (yes, the ECM version!) that carries an F-22 "kill" after it out-manouvered an F-22 on exercise (http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/the-dewline/2009/02/growler-power-ea-18g-boasts-f-.html). So much for the "golden bullet" F-22!

"....The AMP isn't for C-130J aircraft..." Wrong! The AMP's original idea was to bring ALL the USA's C-130s up to a common avionics standard so they could be used at night and in bad weather, two things that many of the current USAF C-130s don't fly in! In fact, the USAF is constantly amazed at what the RAF Herc pilots manage with just NVGs and a bit of practice. The failure of the AMP means that the USAF is still looking for an update and possibly a replacement for the C-130 in general (and Lockheed are bricking themselves that it won't be another rehash of the C-130).

".....Seeing as the RAAF operate the C-17...." Yes, on longhaul transport, not into Kandahar. And they only settled for the C-17s as they didn't have another option at the time. But ignoring the RAAF, which are the other side of the World, the A400M does give the RAF and other European AFs another option to the C-17, and one that can do the rough-field work the C-130 does too. I don't see why you have such a hard time seeing that one aircraft that can replace two (especially as one, the Herc, is getting very long-in-the-tooth) would appeal to the politicians, especially when they can protect European jobs (and that means votes) at the same time. I suspect it's that you don't want to see that.

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RE: Yes because

"......the Typhoon has been a roaring success overseas?...." Well, compared to the F-22 it certainly has! It looks like its main competitor in the export market is going to be the F-35, not the F-22.

Looking back through the history of political meddling in our aircraft industry, we have had respected politicians shaft us before, such as when Lord Mountbatten went into overdrive to kill off the TSR2 in favour of the American F-111 "multi-role" aircraft and the Blackburn Buccaneer (Mountbatten was a fishhead too, like Lewis, and was desperate to keep the RN's Buccaneer). Mountbatten used the same arguments - the F-111 was supposed to be cheaper and more capable. In time, Mountbatten was proven wrong - when the F-111 finally arrived it didn't even match the capability of the TSR2 prototypes, had grown massively in price, and didn't get close to real capability until after many years of painful and costly development. It never did the fighter-interceptor role it was supposed to offer in addition to being a bomber. Likewise the land development of the Buccaneer had a long and difficult development. The F-111, which was also supposed to dominate the export market in the same way as the F-22 was supposed to, proved to be an export failure, notching up a paltry 24 units to the unhappy Australians.

Yes, the A400M does look expensive, and politically loaded to keep European workers busy, but I can't see the argument for a mixed fleet of C-130s and C-17s being such a better choice without some more in-depth analysis.

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Mixed fleet more expensive to run? Can we even buy C-17s and C-130s?

Whilst Lewis always likes to highlight the lower purchase cost of Septic kit (where the cost of development has largely been shouldered by the US taxpayer), he carefully avoids considering operational costs. Whilst a mixed fleet of C-17s and C-130s may be a cheaper purchase (and that's "may be" as we don't have a UK buy price for them, just the one the US negotiated), operating two types of aircraft is more expensive than one as you need two sets of parts, two training courses for all the servicing crew, two sets of pilot training for the different planes (nowadays meaning two sets of simulators too), and usually two sets of Squadrons as we don't usually run mixed units in the modern RAF. Whilst Lewis talks about "commonality" with the US and other nations, it is not guaranteed that any nation even using C-130s will have the same engines or avionics pieces as we use whould we need to borrow a part, and even then we don't get them for free - if the friendly nation does decide it wants to give us a piece of kit (and there is no guarantee that a partner might even have the part in stock), we still have to pay them for it. So that might be of little advantage over the A400M, especially as we can ship any part worldwide in 24-hours by commercial means (think DHL) if required. Sure, DHL might not want to ship into Kandahar or any other warzone, but then we'll probably have a well-stocked forward base in any such area anyway, it's the places in between where we might have to land a faulty transport that we would need to ship parts and servicing crew to (and servicing crew can go by commercial flights too).

And then there's possibility that we might not even be able to order more C-17s and C-130s for many years. Boeing's C-17 lines are busy building for other nations. We know when the A400Ms will be delivered because we're head of the queue. And whilst I'm a big fan of the Herc, the C-130 is a 50-year-old design, even the C-130J is based on a 70's development, isn't it about time we looked at a modern successor? The US has killed the Avionics Modernization Program for the C-130 that was supposed to bring it up to spec, so to actually buy C-130s with the capability of the A400M would mean an expensive avionics development as well, so Lewis's cost projections are wrong.

And then we get to the real myth in Lewis's schpiel - that he can confidently predict the buying patterns of other nations. I'm sure he said the same about the Panavia Tornado when the Saudis were looking at it. We know he said the same about Eurofighter. In fact, Lewis seems to have been wrong a lot before, so how can he guarantee that no foreign country will buy A400Ms?

26,000km 'leccy joy ride crosses finish line

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RE: What would interest me...

Considering electric milkfloats here in the UK have probably racked up more mileage than this in a week, and have been doing so for decades, I'm very unimpressed by the whole affair.

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<Yawn>

Sorry, but I'm guessing the "supergreen car" was supported by a host of normal, ungreen, dino-juice-drinking vehicles. How does that demonstrate anything "to the locals"? That an electric car can carry a driver and a passenger alone but can't do diddlysquat without a host of supporting vehicles that have to be petrol/diesel-powered? This venture would have been a lot more impressive if it had been one or a group of electric vehicles that were self-sufficient, just needing access to the local grid to complete the journey. After all, a petrol/diesel-powered vehicle such as an SUV could have done it alone, carrying all the spares and crew (it could even have dragged a trailer if required), and probably in a lot less time.

iPad apps: the 10 smartest and 10 stupidest

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Real genius

Many years ago we had a programmer that had a screensaver he'd coded, the digits being formed out of the lovely shapes of Playboy bunnies. Sadly, I can't see that one appearing on the iStore soon due to the Jobsian morality codes, despite it's obvious artistic appeal....

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Bacon Clock?

Aw, come on! It's genius! Nowhere near as bad as the vast majority of dross on the Apple store.

Lindsay Lohan dumped from Lovelace movie

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Malin Akerman or LiLo?

Aw, can't we have both, please!

Police-baiting website Fitwatch returns

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RE: "Comfie circle"? "Should be fine"?

".....Where have you spent the last 50 years, Matt...." Well, amongst other activities I have lived, worked and travelled in a number of countries abroad, some with very unattractive politics. I always smile when someone asserts that the US or UK is turning into a "police state" as I've seen the real thing, and we're not even vaguely close.

".....Once in a while we are able to prosecute one or two who overstep their duties....." Which implies there are checks and balances that mean "bad" cops get caught and prosecuted. Like all criminals, some bad cops are smarter than others and will not be caught, but to simply assume that all cops are bad because of the behaviour of a few is simply silly.

".....Currently our "finest" have been falsifying precinct statistics...." I think you'll find that it is the management level that are falsifying the figures. In fact, I can't think of a single company I have ever worked for where management didn't play the system and "massaged" the figures, either for their own gains (career or bonuses) or to protect their teams. I might have to admit to playing that game as well. Alledgedly, of course!

"....Offering advice to those who "may have committed a crime" is part of our legal structure...." In this case, the "advice" went beyond legal counsel and suggested criminal activity - destruction of property and perjury - which are crimes under both UK and US law. I think that the view from your moral hobbyhorse is preventing you from seeing that. Did you read and comprehend the bit about how you might feel diferently if it was a neo-Nazi site giving similar advice?

"....Remember Stonewall?...." Yes, I do. But here's an amusing thought - we suddenly have a mass student protest, one of the largest in years, when cuts in education are planned. Some might insinuate that the students seem a lot readier to protest when it's a ConsLib cut, but I'm sure the NSU is above such petty political manipulations (yes, that sound you hear is me chuckling at that idea). But where were all these high-minded students when happenings like the genocide in Darfur came to light? I know we had students out protesting Darfur, but even IndyMedia admits the protest at Westminster in 25th May 2008 was a paltry 200 people, including many non-students. Are we to presume the student are much more prepared to protest against measures that might affect their own lifestyles rather than the injustices they often proclaim to be so important to them? Persih the thought!

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Why the Police acted.

OK, just for all the conspiracy theorists and Police-haters posting here, I'll explain in very simple terms why the Police asked for the site to be taken down. It really is quite simple - by providing the advice that could be used to pervert the course of the Law, there was a chance that a crime (destruction of evidence) would be committed. The Police do not just sit down and wait for a crime to happen, they are also charged with PREVENTING crime where they can. They would not have acted if they thought a greater crime was to follow as they could then wait for that crime and gain a stronger case and conviction, but it was unlikely in this case. They also did not send out a SWAT team and kick doors down at 4am in the morning, they simply sent an email to the hosters. If you are going to squeal and whine about an email advising someone that the course they are following could lead to them getting in trouble then there really is little hope for you ever getting any sense of proportion in your life.

I'm guessing you all would be a lot less upset if it had been a webiste giving advice to neo-Nazis on how to beat up students and then avoid prosecution, in fact you'd probably be squealing and howling if the Police hadn't sought the take down of such a site.

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RE: Thanks for the Pointers

"......We really don't need them to mug us when they or their bosses disagree with our politics." Well, if you behave like the majority of the student protestors did on the Westminster march, that is you protest within the law, then you should be fine, regardless of your political beliefs. However, if you commit an illegal act, like the rent-a-mob morons that gatecrashed Millbank, then you will be pursued by the Police, just as if you were an ordinary mugger. Political faith does not make you immune to the law. And, should you offer advice to those that may have committed a crime, in the hope that it will help them avoid prosecution, then you will be committing a crime under either US or UK law. Should you ever leave the comfie circle of your equally-deluded buddies and actually get the chance to talk to a copper, either here or in the US, you'll find they're actually people too, they have a wide range of political views and can actually think for themselves, and they would much rather be protecting grannies from muggers than having to police student protests.

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RE: we don't need no titles

"....so much more fun surrounding a lawyer with 50+ plus gunmen and blowing him away...." I presume you're referring to Mark Saunders, who had already fired his shotgun into a child's bedroom in a neighbouring house. I wonder if you'd be so blindly anit-Police if that had been your house and your child's bedroom? Your blinkered hatred is simply too stupid for words, please go back to school and get an education.

NFS smackdown: NetApp knocks EMC out

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Benchmarks, schmenchmarks!

".....HP leads the field with a 333,574 IOPS score achieved by a four-node BL860c cluster, using Itanium CPUs, not X86 ones....." With these willy-waving benchmarks, what's more interesting than the chips in the "gateway" cluster at the front-end is what storage is actually doing the hard work in the background. In the hp case, that was sixteen low-end MSAs with three add-on disk shelves each, packing a grand total of 1472 SAS disks for 25.7TB useable diskspace. I'm sure that setup was a means to provide a cheap way to have the maximum number of spindles, but whilst the hp score is very impressive, I'm not sure it's what you'd actually want in production. As the hp IOPs figure ramped up, so did the response time, peaking at 4.8s. The EMC Cellera had a peak of 4.6s. The NetApp score is slightly better, the response time hitting 3.6s at peak IOPs, but would you really want that kind of lag in production? Isn't it more likely you'd have your NFS/CIFS gateway in front of a generic, monolithic array?

Marvell fires first shot in ARM-x64 server scrap

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RE: Power7 owns the Unix market

Whilst I'm amused by Ms Park's idea that "Power7 owns the Unix market", the rest of the post is accurate. Why would you expect an enterprise CPU like Power to be competing in the sub-Xeon space? Us customers usually buy whatever will do the job with the least hassle at the lowest pricepoint, and for a lot of stuff below the enterprise level, x64 is currently the only real choice. It's a bit like asking Porsche why they haven't cornered the small hatchback market, it's just not where Porsche plays.

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RE: It's not hype, Matt. It's a matter of fact, Matt.

The mere fact that Intel and M$ have to (alledgedly) pay bribes to the vendors to keep them inline just shows they are not "in fear of their masters" but happilly taking Intel's and M$'s cash. If either was the "master" they would simply threaten to withdraw their product, not pay extra to keep the vendor's sweet. Would you like me to explain the definition of "master", in very small words, just so you can understand it?

"....Ever tried buying Linux-ready volume product from Dell?...." Actually, yes I have, but we're probably a lot bigger customer than you so it's probably not surprising that Dell were a lot more helpful with us.

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RE: I hope they can keep running with this

"What I fear is that none of the established mobo manufacturers will play with this...." Well, Goat Toe Jam, that's similar to the worries people had when AMD first started talking about making a competitor to Intel's Xeon. If a small competitor puts something together that starts to make money then the bigger players will get interested. Intel saw this coming which is why they went for the Atom route as a defensive move, but if the new ARM chips can be cheap, reliable and in good supply then they'll probably do very well in non-Windoze appliances, which could give the economies of scale to attract the server vendors into making low-end servers in quantity. The "scared of their Wintel masters" hyperbole doesn't hold - all the top vendors, even Dell, have worked with Linux and non-Intel options.

Acoustic gunshot locators get UK military field trials

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RE: ...WE DON' NEED NO STEENKIN' TITLE!

".....autonomous (or at least semi-autonomous) robo-turret...." Such systems are available for helicopters, they slave turret guns like the Apache's cannon to whatever is shooting at the chopper and the weapons operator then just has to press the button to return fire. But a fully automatic system wouldn't be allowed under the current rules of engagement (for example, if the system gets an error from an echo off a building, instead of Johnny Taleban buying the farm it could end up killing a family of innocent civillians).

Netezza pays to shut down CIA killer drone lawsuit

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RE: WTF

".....proving there were quilty...." Hmmmm, I suggest you improve your written English first. Whether the drone victims used quilts, blankets or eiderdowns would not seem to be a contributory factor in their being targetted for extra-judicial killing.

But, if you want a little info on the effectiveness of the drone attacks, even the Pakistanis admit that strikes in the second half of 2008 killed eleven of the then top twenty Al Quaeda bosses in their hidey-holes in the Pakistani tribal areas. An ISI (that's the Pakistani intelligence service) report into the strike that killed Musataf Al Misri said the missile was so accurate it didn't just hit the house in the compaound that Al Masri was in, it hit the exact room him and his bodyguards were in!

Since then, the drones have also accounted for such lovely characters as Saleh al-Somali, who directed AQ's "external operations" - terror attacks on the West, Russia and India. Estimates for the number of deaths due to al-Somali's plans range from 300 to 8000, depending on who you ask. But at least you could say he targeted non-Mulsims, unlike the majority of AQ and Taleban operations. Or didn't you know that AQ and friends kill more than twelve Muslims for every "infidel" they kill?

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RE: You missed a bit...

".....and they'll continue to kill the wrong people...." The fact that champion handwringers like the Obumbler continue to sanction the use of drone strikes implies that they are more often than not hitting the intended targets and causing the Taleban and Al Quaeda serious problems. If you wish to believe otherwise, that's up to you, but before you stupidly claim that all drone victims are "innocents" I expect you to provide a complete list of all the victims, their histories, and show that they were innocents. Otherwise I'll continue to perceive you as just talking out of your underinformed and blinkered backside.

Falklands hero Marine: Save the Harrier, scrap the Tornado

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RE: Most people don't care and the more problems the war machine has, the better!

".....The troops, airmen and sailors should go home early for Christmas and leave the Afghanis alone....." Slight problem - we did leave them alone, the West effectively abandoned Afghanistan to the machinations of the Indians and Pakistan as soon as the Russians had left, and all that did was ensure the Taleban got in (courtesy of the Pakistanis) and subsequently let AQ set up shop. AQ then came after the US with 9/11. Since the Taleban wouldn't give up on their jihadi buddies in AQ, the Alliance went in to dismantle the Taleban administration and clear out the AQ camps. We would quite happilly have lect the Afghans to kill each other for years to come, but they chose to side with AQ, whom had no intention of leaving us alone, and hence the reason why our troops, airmen and sailors are there.

And John Lennon was a drug-addled moron given to ego-massaging politics and grandstanding, definately not a hero in any shape or form.

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RE: Don't forget Typhoon

".....There are therefore no capabilities that we would be loosing from the RAF inventory if we withdrew Tornado....." Well, there is a big argument for having a two-seater attack plane. For a start, it removes a big workload (navigation, weapon selection, target designation, communication, radar control, counter-measures) from the pilot so he can spend more time head-up and looking out (for other aircraft or just for the ground if flying low). There is also the question of specialist roles such as electronic counter measures aircraft - is is easier to refit a two-seater that was built as a two-seater than to convert the trainer version of a single-seater. Even the Yanks recognise this, their closest strike equivalents to the Tornado (and old Buccaneer) are the F-15E Strike Eagle and F/A-18D, both two-seaters developed (expensively) from their single-seater versions. We could develop the two-seater Eurofighter to provide a similar capability, but that would probably be much more expensive than modifying the Tornados we have now.

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RE: Geez Louise....

"Pull back all your assets....." Whilst the rest of your post is pretty mindless drivel, the opener is actually a good idea. I would like to see a significant cut in our commitments to correspond with any cuts. We can pull all out forces out of Europe for a start, other than bases that have strategic value (like the Cyprus bases). If the politicians want out troops to do with less then it's only fair to ask our troops to do less. That goes for noddy UN and EU missions as well. I'd also like to see any cuts in foreign aid first before any more cuts at home or to UK forces, which will upest the handwringers, but I'd much rather see my tax money being spent on the problems at home before we go trying to sort out the problems of a largely unthankful World.

".....How about pulling out of Afghanistan all together...." That's the plan, only we need to have a stable and democratic Afghan government and some infrastructure in place first. The problem is the fuedal setup in Afghanistan means they argue and bicker like children, with no experience of what democracy actually means, and know they can go on doing so as the Allies will still protect them whilst they do so. To pull out before the country is stable and has a functioning police and army would be to hand the country back to the Taleban on a plate, and then that would mean AQ being back with a protected base to plan more attacks on the West. Simply hoping AQ will ignore us if we leave is just the height of willful stupidity.

".....Does it actually kill terrorists?...." The US is too scared of the shades of Viet Nam to post kill ratios, but I'm told our footsloggers alone are killing a lot more Taleban than they kill our troops. And our very restrictive rules of engagement mean they are killing armed Taleban. The locals are used to seeing the Taleban winning, so every time the Taleban lose they get more confident that the Taleban can be beaten. But I'm also told the locals are terrified the Allies will leave before the country is safe. The ironic thing is, if the Taleban actually meant what they say about just wanting foreign troops out ASAP, then all they would have to do is sit back, wait for elections and the Allies to leave, and then attack. The reason they are attacking now is becasue they know the people will fight back if they have an alternative, and because the actions in places like Helmand are seriously damaging their herion-smuggling activities, which is still their main source of cash and influence. And before you start the usual nonsense about how the Taleban willingly destroyed heroin poppy crops when they were in power, they targeted their competitors to cut supply and drive up the market price, meaning the Taleban made more money from their smuggling.

"....Does anyone truly believe afghanistan is the root of this 'terror' issue?...." No, but "extremist militant Islamism" (AKA jihadism) does seem to be the root of the "terror" issue. And seeing as that's exactly the type of Islam preached by the Taleban and their friends, it would seem a very good idea to keep them from seizing power again.

"....Honestly, what do you hope to achieve in Afghanistan?...." Peace, democracy and prosperity for the Afghan people. Failing that, the US administration will probably settle for a puppet regime that keeps the Taleban busy. Because we'd rather not be fighting anyone, but we'd much rather be fighting them far away from our homes, and if we can pay someone else to fight them for us so we don't get any of our boys and gals coing home in bodybags then we will. If the Taleban really wanted peace then all they would need to do is surrender their arms, agree to the new Afghan constitutuion, and form a political party to fight elections if they want a say in power. But the reality is the Taleban just want to impose their choices on all Afghans, which is just a recipe for ongoing civil war as the Taleban way was and is not popular with all Afghans. Strange that you don't seem too bothered about asking what the Taleban hope to achieve....

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WTF?

Where to start?

Firstly, Lewis knows full well that the Chinooks on order will not arrive until after the planned withdrawl from the Afghan, so twelve or twenty-two makes bugger all difference to operations in Afghanistan. This has been pointed out several times by different posters, so I assume the twit spends as little time reading the comments to his own articles as he spends researching them in the first place.

Secondly, the Argentineans are not particularly keen on a second crack at the Falklands. Their own military has been castrated and is now largely dependent on their neighbours for large operations (their Etendards are now flown from a Brazillian carrier!), and their economy is in even a bigger mess than ours. Then there is the added factor that the general populance was devastated by the losses of the first attempt and wouldn't be too eager to lose more young men. Their main failing in the first attempt was they simply assumed they could move in, sit it out until the Winter, and Britain would fold. This meant they didn't really plan a balanced force, sent no armour other than armoured cars (which stuck to the roads) and Amtraks (which didn't move outside of Stanley). They could have shipped in their AMX light tanks by air if required. But their biggest mistake was thinking the Falklanders would accept them - they were genuinely shocked when the locals told them to bugger off!

Which underlines another point. The Falklands Islands are a self-governing British Overseas Territory, which means they are British until the locals want independence, and therefore we are committed to defending them. They pay taxes (and with the oil exploration it looks like they will be providing plenty more revenue for HM Treasury) and so therefore have every right to expect the Government to provide them with the best defence possible. In essence, it's just as if the Argentineans threatened to waltz in and take Liverpool, we have a duty to defend the locals from foreign aggression (well, OK, we'd probably quite happilly let them keep Scouserland!).

But, the chances of an operation in the Falklands look pretty remote just now, much less urgent than the pressing issue of Afghanistan and possibly Iran. Whilst Harrier is arguably as good as the Tornados in the Afghan, if we need to punch holes in Iran we'll need the Tornados. Simple as that. The new carrier(s) won't arrive long until after we've pulled out of the Afghan, and probably not in time for any major confrontation with Iran. But any such likely attack on Iran will be as junior partner to the US, which means there will be plenty of USN carriers if naval air support is required, and bases in Saudi, Quatar, Bahrain and Iraq for Tornados and Typhoons to fly from for other missions (like bombing Iranian nuke facilities).

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Pirate

PS - please help these Marines

I'm sure Lewis will have donated, seeing as he frets so much about "our boys".....

http://www.thegumpathon.com/index.php

Ballmer cuts stake in Microsoft with shares sale

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Stop

RE: They haven't started yet...

"......but I don't think Microsoft has ever provided a true tablet...." I think you've fallen into the Apple trap of Steve-says-this-is-a-tablet-so-all-others-are-not marketting. There are dozens of devices that could be termed "tablets", many around for years before Apple got round to the idea. If you follow the Apple line that a tablet is a lightweight media-consumption device then the Win PC tablets are usually too heavy, but the old Windows tablets still count as they could stream media (even iTunes, and, since they had more expandability and the options for built-in ROMs, have more options than the iPad). But, if you want to say a tablet must also be a productive device rather than just one for consumption, then the iPad is a poor comparison to even eight-years-old PC tablets. If you are going to let Apple set the parameters then you're falling into their trap, probably willingly. I would suggest that instead you simply list out what uses you want a "tablet" to be used for, then take a look at what devices in the market meet that criteria. Many people will have different criteria, some will have a very limited list. If your top criteria is "I want to a device that other fanbois will coo over" then you'll probably buy Apple regardless.

How not to do Project Management

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Boffin

Two biggest hurdles I see for PMs.

First, put simply, is cost. Internal PMs have to be kept busy as management don't like seeing them sitting idle, which gives very little time for the PMs to post mortem, compare notes or train themselves for new technologies. Any delay in a project can leave them racing to complete as they have another project waiting to go, or trying to run several projects at once. External PMs, whom are brought in as part of a project sold to us by a third-party, suffer from the problem that they do not control either budgets or how the budget has been realised. I have lost count of the number of times when I have sat in a meeting with a salesgrunt and he has tried to cut the cost of his proposal by trimming out PM days. If we are taking PM work from an external, I ask for the PM to be in on the planning BEFORE the sale, so we actually get some realistic planning, as otherwise there are all types of political shenanigans as the salesgrunt sees his margin (and therefore his commission) disappearing in unexpected consulting and PM days. I have had fun with some salesgrunts that have assured me, since they know how to use M$ Project, they can scope the project accurately!

The second big issue I see with PMs is development. We have a few very experienced PMs that have the grey hairs from years of PM stress and usually specialise in one area, and we have junior PMs that are very green and cover anything, but very little in between. I often suggest we stick a junior on every project to shadow one of the experienced PMs but this is usually ignored due to cost concerns, so that when the juniors are trusted with a bigger or more complex project they usually have a very steep and stressful learning curve. I'd be interested if anyone has come across a better way of getting juniors more experience without upsetting the beancounters.

Microsoft Xbox 360 Kinect

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Boffin

For me, it's the mix of motion- and voice-controlled gameplay.

A few weeks back a friend from M$ gave a small group of us gamer-geek friends a demo on a prototype. The ability of the controller to "see" and recognise players is simply amazing, it even worked if you did things like walk out of the zone, took off a baggy coat, and then walked back into the zone - instant recognition, no problem in picking up your motion points at the elbows. And I admit, whilst the stuff we could do then was limited, the demos were very interesting in the possibilities they immediately presented, especialy when we looked at the voice control - who needs buttons on a controller when you can say what you want? The scenario we discussed was something along the lines of a first-person Iron Man game, where the Tony Stark character makes most of his commands to his armour by voice, and the rest is manual movements. Whilst the current offering does have some lag, it's great fun, as much fun as the Wii introduced, and without the chance of flinging the Wii controller across the room.

Glacier boffins rubbish IPCC apocalypse claims

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Troll

3...2...1....

Countdown to the predictable posts by the treehuggers that these guys aren't "climate scientists", that just being highly-educated glacier specialists means they just don't know as much as Al Gore, or the "independent" IPCC, or have they had any papers published recently?

Looks like Georg Kaser is another name that can be added to the list in response to the usual GreenieWeenie claims that "no serious scientists disagrees with the IPCC"!

Don't let China hold rare-earths to ransom again

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Hooooooo boy, here we go again!

Those with longer memories will recall the same thing - "we can do it better than Johnny Foreigner can do it cheaper" - as reasoning not to resist the gradual slide to dependency on foreign oil. In fact, we were so greedy for cheap oil we ended up sending our finest engineering minds to help the Arab oil cartel build a better machine to adict our economies with. All that will happen is the Chinese will form a one-party cartel and then set the price and export levels to ensure they get the maximum profit (and keep it in the smallest number of elites' bank accounts) whilst we happilly pour our money into their hands in the vain belief that we could stop if we wanted to. Face it, we're going to put ourselves in hock to the Chinese regardless of how clever our chemists are.