* Posts by Matt Bryant

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State of Minnesota bans free online education

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"Did you not read down far enough to note that they expressly do not enrol people or offer qualifications?...." Which begs the point why do the course in the first place? The whole point of doing a degree is to get the piece of paper at the end. Sod learning, you will learn more of real value in the first six months of a proper job than you will at uni, it's simply somewhere you go to get the piece of paper to get the job in the first place. Apologies if you're one of those ivory-tower-dwelling educationalists that likes to think unadulterated education will solve all the World's ills but the reality is most people go to uni to get a better job and hence a better paycheque, not to be "enlightened". Oh, and to drink a lot of beer and get laid.

".....So the analogy with books holds and your objection does not." Actually it does. The whole idea behind accredited uni degrees is so that employers know the degree is actually worth something. Whilst I have met smarter people running marketstalls than in most MBA-laden boardrooms, that doesn't stop companies insisting on acredited degrees as a requirement for certain jobs. After all, when was the last time you ordered a book off Amazon without first checking the reviews either there or of others whose opinions you trust?

So, unless you can supply some amazing insight into why free degrees are worth bothering with, I don't see why they shouldn't be regulated to ensuire their quality.

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Re: Land of the regulated free

".....you must pay for years of training to be able to sell food.....Humans survived for millenia without much in terms of regulations and laws....." Yeah, lots of people also used to dsuffer from food-related diseases such as gatroentiritis and septicemia casued by bacterium like lysteria and salmonella and the like before food regulatiosn were introduced. In the Third World, lots of people still do. Take of your tinfoil blinkers and you might realise there are some very good reasosn behind most laws and regulations.

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Think back now......

".... unless the book had been approved...... " Whilst not legislated, most modern courses of higher reading have approved reading lists supposed to guide students towards the right choice of material. One lecturer I knew went a step further and had a list of "muppet authors" to avoid at all costs. The law seems to be to be there to protect people, I'm not really sure what the value is of gaining an unaccredited degree, and the fee the state is asking for is peanuts and not some massive payday. TBH, there seem to be some people reflexively complaining "on principle". "It's free! Rise up freetards and defend it!"

Why James Bond's Aston Martin Top Trumps the rest

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Re: What about the Audi's ?

".....it will fail as miserably in iconic value as a BMW....." TBH, I think the BMWs have got progressively uglier over the last decade, and the Audis have gradually cast off their staid designs and got a bit sportier. The A5 Sportback is probably the handsomest fastback saloon around at the moment, and far more appealling than any current BMW.

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Re: Peter Christy

"....The E-type was like driving a lorry!...." I suspect you drove one of the later V-12 cars as the straight-six model was actually the nicest handler. The early 3.8-litre cars had a shorter wheelbase which helped the cornering, and the later cars had their suspension jacked up to bring the bumpers up to the height required for American regulations. The ones for American markets usually have big rubber blocks as front bumpers and do not have headlight covers. The 3.8s have a lot less power but are much better through the twisty bits, but the big 5.3-litre V-12 will outdrag even many modern sportscars and most sports saloons. I had an uncle that had a two-seat 3.8 coupe which he used almost daily for ten years before he upgraded to a 5.3 covertible in the early '70s, drove it for a week, then went back to the Jaguar showroom and asked for his 3.8 back! TBH, it was probably the prettiest car I've ever seen, but was a real wolf-in-showdog's-clothing, being capable of being seriously quick! Unfortunately, when my uncle died, his wife sold it to an exporter before I could scrape toegther the cash to buy it off her, and it went to Vegas. Probably a fitting environment for such a pretty car.

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Re: What about the Audi's ?

".....and the blonde with the violin...." Que? Do you mean Maryam d'Abo and her Strad cello in "The Living Daylights"? That was the film that saw the Aston return as Bond's car, in the form of the V8 Vantage. The Audis were incidental cars thrown in and not Bond cars.

".....In the movie with Rutger Hauer....." AFAIK, Rutger has not appeared in any Bond movies. Do you mean Klaus Maria Brandauer in "For Your Eyes Only", which had the very short appearance fo the Lotur Esprit Turbo, or maybe Christopher Walken in "A View To A Kill", which did not have a Bond car?

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Re: Re: for an affordable 'Bond' car

"Mainly because Saab's are horrible." Well, Saabs are not horrible, but the idea of having Bond drive an alternative rep mobile is truly horrid.

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Re: 60's cars??

"..... I prefer good German engineering...." I'm always amused by Septics that trot out that line without ever actually having looked at the alternatives. The Porsche 356 was as toy compared to comparable British sportscar. My favourite is the Septic enthusiams for the BMW 2002, a car which in the UK was completely shown up by the Triumph Dolomite Sprint which also cost a lot less! In America, the 2002 was lauded as "amazingly good" and went on to form the basis for BMW's rise to a leader in luxury saloons. Now, if only the unions had STFU in the UK the Spetics would all be hankering to driving Triumphs and Jags rather than BMWs and Mercedes.

"....in the form of a nice Porsche 356...." The 356 would not have been plausible as it did not have the grunt to carry the bulletproofing and gadgets without being reduced to the pace of its VW Beatle progenitor. The DB5 did.

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Re: "I always wondered why Bond never drove a Jensen Interceptor."

Apart from Jensen not being seen as a gentleman's car producer, the proper Inteceptor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jensen_Interceptor) came much later by which time the Aston was the established Bond car, usually had a soggy automatic box, and an American engine better at making noise than real progress. The '50s Interceptor was just plain ugly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jensen_Interceptor_%281950%29). The Astons had a long tradition of being rich boys' toys going back to the pre-War days which also made them a good choice. The later Jensen FF (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jensen_FF) was interesting and innovative but also spent most of the time falling to bits. Now, if you had said the little-known Jensen 541R from the '50s I would have more support for such a suggestion as the 541R was not only brutally fast but actually looked like it would eat slower cars that got in its way!

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Re; AC

".....Bond never drove a half 2CV....." Not quite. A souped-up 2CV with a 4-cylinder engine was hilariously used in "For Your Eyes Only" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvJp1X3qiog) after the over-engineered theft-prevention system on the Esprit Turbo blew it up! However, having driven a few 2CVs and the awful Mehari "Jeep" version (courtesy of the Fwench Marines - vive le difference!), I can confidantly state it would not have survived half the crashes in the chase scene as the buggers had a nasty habit of folding in the middle! The Renault 11 was in "View To A Kill", when Bond was chasing the paragliding Grace Jones after she assassinated his contact at the Eifel Tower, and it did accurately reflect Renault's build quality when it took one tap and split in two.

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Re: Rick Berry

".....Ford Mustang Mach 1....." The Mach 1 was a truly steaming pile of the brown stuff, a horrible thing to do to the pretty Mustang. Wash your mouth out for even suggesting it!

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Re: ACx

".....e-type is or was a pretty celeb car....." Hmmm, maybe, but they were used by the Police if IIRC. Now, a Mk2 saloon would have been suitably dark given it's association with gangsters. And a lot more practical.

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Re: In the movies

"....a Sunbeam Alpine, in Dr No." Yes and no. It is the first car Bond does a chase in, but it is not his own car, merely supposed to be a rental. IIRC, it was borrowed from a local resident as the only sportscar available on the island for filming! The first car that is identified as Bond's own is the Bentley, very briefly in "From Russia With Love", and the first "Q" car is the Aston in "Goldfinger".

McKinnon will not be extradited to the US, says Home Secretary

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Re: Oh yes!

".....He has in fact committed no offense in the UK....." The CPS decided not to prosecute to allow the exctradition to the US to proceed. The National Hi-Tech Crime Unit which arrested McKinnon was created for exactly the type of illegal computer activity as McKinnon has admitted to long before McKinnon's arrival on the sceen. McKinnon was in London when he was hacking as "Solo" in the 2001-2003 period, making his activities subject to the The Computer Misuse Act of 1990, to whit:

".....Sections 1-3 of the Act introduced three criminal offences;

1. unauthorised access to computer material, punishable by 6 months' imprisonment or a fine "not exceeding level 5 on the standard scale" (currently £5000);

2. unauthorised access with intent to commit or facilitate commission of further offences, punishable by 6 months/maximum fine on summary conviction or 5 years/fine on indictment;

3. unauthorised modification of computer material, subject to the same sentences as section 2 offences...."

So McKinnon would seem to be culpable under all three charges of that Act.

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Re: CPS decided in 2009 NOT to prosecute

The CPS decided not to prosecute then, true, but there is NOTHING to stop the Home Sec from directing them to re-open the case, especially as McKinnon has coughed up a load of confessional evidence since, plus the US has supplied evidence as part of the extradition process.

Don't get confused by thinking McKinnon is covered by double jeopardy as he never went to trial, so it doesn't apply. Even if he had gone to trial, the new evidence would allow the case to be re-opened and a second trial mounted. With the UK authorities now aware of the full extent of his activities, plus the desire to want to be seen as "tough on crime", etc., it's highly probably that McKinnon will get tried here in the UK. And seeing as he has not been on remand, his last ten years of self-imposed "agony" would not count towards any sentence. McKinnon has been on bail for the period fo the extradition request process, not locked up.

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Re: Re: Ignored for the past 10 YEARS!

".....he said he found evidence of exactly what he was searching for....." And that evidence is.... nothing. In short, the whole UFO line was just a pathetic excuse added long after the initial arrest to garner public sympathy.

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Re: Re: His real crime

Miek and all the other legal experts need to go talk to a real lawyer. McKinnon has admitted to breaking the law, got that? He broke a law. He can try and wriggle out of it on some bullshine excuse of Aspergers, but then he has to bring his experts to court to PROVE he was unable to tell right from wrong, and from the taunting messages he left on the systems it would appear he not only KNEW he was breaking the law but also did not have an "innocent intent".

If he is that traumatised and unable to tell right from wrong then he should be sectioned.

UK.gov tries to close site giving home addresses of badger cull figures

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Re: What's the transmission mechanism?

"Are badgers coughing in the cows faces?....." They don't even need to do that. The bacterium can be transmitted by direct contact or aerobic means. Badger poop or urine can be the transmission agent, either through the cows sniffing or eating contaminated grass or just by stepping in it. Badgers biting cattle is a rare cause but seeing as badgers are territorial and aggressive it is not unknown for them to bite cattle, and many other wild and tame animals they see as a threat (foxes and dogs especially). The main concern with the virus is how it can jump species with only sheep seeming to be least likely to be infected. Infected badgers in the late stages of the disease are prone to seeking warm building and often see cattle sheds as a nice place to lay out and die, unfortunately spreading the disease by their mere presence. Cattle are pretty inquisitive creatures and will often wander over and sniff a new creature appearing in their surroundings, so the badger doesn't even need to be aggressive for the disease to be passed on.

One of the proven facts the anti-cull crowd like to forget is the New Zealand experience with possums. In New Zealand they used to cull possums for exactly the same reasons, but for a period in the early '80s they stopped and the number of cattle TB cases jumped massively, by a factor of four IIRC. In Devon at the time we had warnings not to let visitng New Zealanders near farms because our farmers were so paranoid about the disease getting to their herds.

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Simple answer

Ship all bTB infected badgers to NFS's office until they cough up the names and addresses of the moronovists. If you have ever seen the mess a badger trapped in a house can make, or seen someone bitten by one (I used to live in Devon, so seen both) you'd know they'd probably fold after the third badger delivery.

Anonymous cell: Shove off, credit-hoggers, WE took down HSBC

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Reality.

".......Asked why it was interested in targeting banks, FawkesSecurity said "There are gaps when there is nothing for us to watch on the Disney Channel."....."

Moon was formed when PLANET SMASHED INTO EARTH

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Real explanation.

Obviously, Gawd was busy driving all the planets about and sorting out their orbits, etc., when Mrs Gawd said; "Go on, let me drive one for a minute....."

Big Blue down on all fronts in its third quarter

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Re: UK pension related charges

".....no pay rises forever more....." Many of the younger members of the IT industry seem confused by the mention of the mythical payrise, and I have great fun explaining to them how a "performance-related bonus" actually means no bonus even when they flogged their poor little hearts out all year.

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WebSphere up?

Good! It's one IBM product I do like, and if IBM are still winning in the middleware wars then that means Oracle's walled garden is getting a kicking. Bad news for IBM is it doesn't seem to be matched by a corresponding uptick in DB2.

Apple loses UK 'Samsung copied us' appeal: Must publicly GROVEL

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Not enough.

"....he fruity firm will still have to publish the notice in font no smaller than Arial 14pt in the Financial Times, the Daily Mail, The Guardian, Moble Magazine and T3 magazine." They should be forced to have it on posters inside and outside every Apple store in the UK, and have every Apple "genius" and greeter be forced to repeat the statement that Samsung did not copy the iPad as the first thing they say to every customer that walks into the store. Not that it will change the minds of the fanbois, but it would actually get me to walk into their stores if I could have hte fun of watching one of their "geniuses" have to repeat it.

Twitter censors bow to police, suppress Nazi tweets

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Turkey getting in before China.

I expect the first appeasement will be of Turkey, with Fazil Say's Twitter account locked up just as soon as Mr Say is (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19990943). Of course, since insulting Islam, Ataturk, anything remotely to do with the Islamist government in Turkey, etc., etc., will also get the Reg banned from there too, maybe that's why Mr Say's case is not on the Reg?

BOFH: Uninterruptible patsy supply

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Re: Mmmm, uninterruptable pasty supply..

".....Now I'm hungry." I used to know a tape monkey that used to warm up his Ginsters by putting them on hot equipment (SPARC servers and APC UPS units usually).

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Re: Eat your own dog food

".....the art of keeping a straight face...." I always find it helps to think of Bambi's mum getting shot at those points. Right before you pass on the email trail from the cretin in question in which you laid out the risks and they replied completely ignoring them. It then helps to say bumph like; "But pointing fingers isn't going to help here, so let's look at what we need to do to fix it." What you actually mean is "Let's look at how much extra consulting I'm going to charge you to fix it," which of course you will have - coincidentally, just as a contingency, of course - already have prepared in advance. Ah, good times, good times....

Valve's Half-Life

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Re: Absolute classic

".....Nobody had EVER made a game like that before." System Shock 2 came out a few months later (IIRC) and certainly scared the beejesus out of many a hardened gamer I knew!

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Re: Arrrg!! etc

".....a 4mb monster 3d card...." I had a 4MB Voodoo, can't remember which brand, had it running fine with a 1MB 2D card. Then I upgraded the 2D card for an ATi 8MB card (Rage Pro?) which gave me all types of problems connected to the 4MB Voodoo and the Voodoo died! And the ATi was cr*p at 3D compared to the Voodoo. I was half-way through HL at the time and rushed out to buy a then only recently released Voodoo2 card just so I could finish HL in full 3D glory.

Theresa May gets a smile out of Gary McKinnon at last

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Re: I am happy about these events

"......If caught I was looking for erm...sasquatch files." You'd be amazed how many sasquatch files are being hidden by Mastercard, Visa, Amercian Express.... Honest! All those creditcard numbers I downloaded from their systems, I was just looking for the one for "Mr Harry Henderson".... By the way, I'm terribly depressed about not finding that card, so depressed I had to order myself a Ferrari and a yatch and three villas in Greece on the other creditcards I happened upon. I'm still verging on suicidal, even though the villas in Greece were dirt cheap. Do I need to mention Assburgers too?

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Reality check?

"....The DPP must decide whether to press charges against the hacker in Britain....." McKinnon can still - and most likely will - be tried here in the UK. When he does so it is up to the judge to accept evidence of McKinnon's wrong-doing. Now, call me a cynic, but I wouldn't put it past the US to supply the DPP with information that the US military systems that McKinnon trashed also held or had impact on British secrets, leaving McKinnon open to preosecution under the Official Secrets Act and a lot more than five years in jail.....

Win 8 ready for slate ... but biz customers can wait

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Re: More than likely a corporate pause

".....Most large companies will skip 8 altogether......" Of course, seeing as most do not have any use for a touchscreen interface for corporate PCs. Instead, they will use Windows 7, which is what M$ planned all along. As Win 8 is almost just Win 7 with the touchscreen UI and bits bolted on, and both run the same x86 code/apps, M$ wins both ways. The corporate desktop is already M$'s to lose, the only area M$ is really fighting in is tablet/phone, where Win RT for ARM can still offer compatibility with Win 8 apps. Secureboot on ARM means devices bought as Windows devices will stay Windows ones, whereas Android and other Linux devices will be vulnerable to Windows "upgrades".

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Re: Give the BIZ SysAdmins time

".....I am sure that many execs will say, you can prize my iPad out of my dead cold hands...." Well, seeing as execs should only be allowed to look at pretty pics and graphs created by us real workers, an iPad is a suitable device for them. It's also good as I can filter for the Apple MAC address range and screen them from the real bits of the corporate network.

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Re: I also hope we'll hear...

So, you'll no doubt moan about "usual insecure MicroSh*t" if M$ leave the boot unprotected, but if they do protect it then you damn them as well? Looks like someone is just determiend to h8 Win8 regardless. Maybe if you spent more time reading the news (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/12/linux_foundation_uefi_boot_windows_8/) and less h8ing you might realise you need something else to harp on about.

HP snorage must wake up before biz bosses kick it out of bed

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Re: Really???? what utter rubbish

"......EMC VMAX, IBM DS8, and HDS high-end are the tier ones." The XP is the badged Hitachi array. By still offering XP, hp can still meet the requirements for those few mainframe holdouts at minimal cost as Hitachi are paying for the development. Meanwhile, 3PAR lets them mop up the more lucrative areas of the market.

Final decision by Home Sec on McKinnon extradition due today

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Re: BREAKING NEWS

The interesting bit will be whether the US decides to go for a trial int he UK.

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Re: Re: Not consequential

".....Even the courts wouldn't be able to decide if what he did was wrong....." They don't have to, all they have to do is look at the evidence and decide if he broke the law.

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Re: Re: Cruel and unusual punishment @ MR J

"What he did was a crime in the UK and he commited that crime from his armchair while in the UK...." It's the Internet, it allows you to commit crimes in other countries from teh safety of your armchair. The servers he deliberately broke into for malicious reasons were in the States so they can charge and extradite him.

".....Your country should defend you from other nations....." Which is how he has wasted ten years and a shedload of taxpayers' money.

".....Imagine if watching porn or using the word "Fag" became illegal in the good ole USA....." Well, you'll be in real trouble if they outlaw talking complete bullsh*t.

Vote NOW for the vilest Bond villain

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Re: Re: Red Grant

".....The French have terroir, we have parochial." Yes, but we have Bond, and the Fwench have... well, white flags.

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Red Grant

Well, red wine and fish, how more vile could you get?

Anonymous turns on 'one man Julian Assange show' Wikileaks

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Re: You go on believing what you will.

"..... To believe that simple screaming, whining tantrums will change government and policy in the modern era is to show an incredible naivety and a fundamental lack of understanding of today's politics. Our protests draw attention to our complete lack of a collective clue." There, fixed it for you.

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Re: "A Cat May Look Upon A King, but Not at El Reg"

Gosh, the weren't allowed to read periodicals! What vile and degrading torture! And not allowed to look at Islamist material that might have given them comfort? Depraved! Next you'll be telling us they were forced to eat their Gazpacho soup lukewarm and had to suffer sleeping on seven mattresses with a pea underneath!

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Re: Re: Paywall ?

"....There's no paywall...." St Jules was quick to take it down again when the revolting Faithful started revolting. Just go put wikileaks and paywall into a search engine and you'll get pages of hits. Oh, sorry - that assumes the blinkers allow you to look anywhere other than Faithful-approved websites......

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Re: Re: Matt Bryant is more bothered about Julian Assange

Actually I'm more busy laughing @ A$$nut. And his band of Faithful ar$ekissers. Given your often rabid ranting in defence of A$$nut, Local Dupe, you are the last person to be posting here. But then I suspect you not only approve of Holy St Jule's paywall, you probably visit the site so you can donate weekly. Right after your welfare cheque clears.

/LMAO.

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Re: Ding !

".....is that the sound of a penny dropping ?"

Don't worry, Local Dupe, Sir Rediculous Spoon, RICHTO and associated Faithful will be along soon to insist it's all a copnspiracy, that Bushitler posted it on the Anon channel inbetween scheming new ways to scam the PIIGS into more spending, etc., etc.

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Re: Re: Typo

".....but that doesn't mean that just because you employ a script that you are a 'skiddie'....." Well, going on the amazing paywall that can be defeated just by turning off Javascript, I'm definately not putting the Wikitwit site admins in the webguru category. If that's the best they can come up with then the NSA, CIA, ISI, Uncle Tom Cobbley and all have probably raped the rest of their systems. Maybe it's because A$$nut hogged all the salary and all they could afford to hire was sub-Anon-level skiddies to write their paywall code (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/wikileaks/8225947/Julian-Assange-paid-two-thirds-of-WikiLeaks-salary-budget.html), and maybe that's why even the Anon skiddies don't want to be associated with them.

HP says Gartner's wrong, IDC's right, on PC sales data

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Re: Re: Evil musings.

".......They sold $18 billion at 2% profit margins......." Erm, I think you'll find that was $360m profit, which isn't to be sniffed at. So what happens when the UNIX market has shrunk to zilch, mainframe has long-since already died, and Dell and hp have walked away with the x64 server market, maybe IBM will be a bit worried about $360m then. Profit is profit, even if it's made in PCs and printers, as Sun learned to their cost.

US said to designate Assange 'enemy' of the state

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Re: Seen this one, Matt? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17549970

"......"In the boom years they (regional governments) spent lavishly on new infrastructure and big projects like airports and swimming pools."....." Yes, and you completely failed to read the bit about which political persuasion those overspending local governments belonged to. I won't give you a chance to guess as you'll just embarrass yourself. Let's just say they were from the left-of-center and leave it at that.

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Re: The wicked Spanish socialists and their abominable airports!

"..... So I'm not even going to mention the fact that the loans for the airports probably had a lag time of 3 or 4 years and were contracted during the high and palmy days of the early Bush bubble....." Neatly ignoring the airports that COMPLETED and were opened long before being abandoned due to no-one using them. Now, Local Dupe ignoring facts, where have we seen that before? Oh, just about EVERY post he makes.

Iran says its infosec defences foiled oil hack

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Re: Re: @Matt Bryant

"......I believe it will cause damage without destroying the programme....." Complete destruction is probably out of the question, but making it too painful to Iran to complete is another matter.

"......Crucially, the Iranians have the knowledge...." The core knowledge is pretty much available in most highschool libraries. In the '80s a grad in the US wrote his dissertation around making a home-built nuke, handed in his paper, and then went straight into hiding under FBI guard. Nowadays the FBI probably wouldn't bother. BUT, having the knowledge and being willing to use it is another thing, and the attacks on Iranian scientists have not only thinned out the Iranian knowledge pool but also made others less than keen to get involved. Meanwhile, both Israel and the US have moved to stop other countries assisting Iran, meaning each Iranian scientist assassinated is now an unreplaceable asset.

"....there's nothing for them to lose by closing the Straits with conventional forces...." There actually is a lot for Iran to lose as their economy is still heavily dependent on oil exports. Whilst the rest of the World can ramp up production to get over losing Iranian production, Iran is highly dependent on oil dollars.

".....Although Iran did harm non-combatant vessels in the incident to which you refer......" They had quite a history of attacking shipping belonging to other non-combatant nations (as did Iraq at the time), which is why the USN got involved in the first place.

".....A brief look at Iranian patrol boat, mini-submarine, and mine layer numbers tells you what their thinking is....." The US (and allies) has taken more than a brief look and already has plans for such Iranian strategies. IIRC, the first publicly-released USN studies on defeating swarm attacks were made available in 2002, long after they had been written. With Iran also being cut off from foreign sources of weaponry, they are also unable to re-stock such items as the very expensive and complex mines they bought during the Iran-Iraq war, or the Western-built speedboats they have required.

".....But high tech has been of little use in pacifying Afghanistan....." Well, apart from teh fact the Taleban are have been kicked out of power and driven into the Pakistani hills, you mean? And the Taleban are hiding behind civillians, not sitting in speedboats on open water. Currently the fastest boat the Iranian's have (the cladestinely bought Bradstone Challenger) can be overhauled by every helicopter in the USN arsenal, and long before it gets in range of attacking an USN ship with the anti-tank missiles it has been fitted with.

".....I think that Iran can and would inflict quite a lot of damage to neighbouring countries energy assets....." Very unlikely as, apart from Iran's desire to be seen as a leading Islamic country, nothing would be more likely to result in full-blown US reprisals. Iran would be happy to hit at Israel, but not any neighbours.

"..... But the Western economies would be plunged back into recession by the spiking cost of oil and gas....." Since the US began sanctions the European countries have all being buying oil from other sources (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16674660). Those other countries would both be happy to supply more oil but also to keep Iran off the market for a longer period as it makes them richer.

I would suggest a quick read here (http://www.cfr.org/iran/iran-wont-close-strait-hormuz/p26960) for a pretty good summation of the Iranian sabre-rattling.