* Posts by Matt Bryant

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Blighty will have a whopping 24 F-35B jets by 2023 – MoD minister

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Re: jbrias Re: I guess you guys haven't heard

".....the F-35 is a lemon....." Well, the RAF joke about it being the Bannana Fighter because it's only really suitable for fighting Third World Bannana Republics. But, if you think about it, that was all it was really intended for.

"....It was supposed to be all things to all services. Instead, it doesn't do anything particularly well...." Actually, no. It was always intended to operate mainly in the ground-attack role (at least in the F-35A version), with cover from real air-superiority fighters (like the F-22 and Typhoon) and under the care of NATO's AWACS umbrella. If you look back to when it was conceived, the expected US future wars were NATO/UN peacekeeping (Afghanistan, Iraq, etc.) or fighting the Russians, Chinese or Norks. For the latter two there are hard runways in Japan and Korea for F-22s to provide cover, so the F-35s will likely be bomb-trucking. Wars like Afghanistan = more bomb-trucking, but with no air opposition. Russia would probably be the sternest test, but again with cover from F-22s and Typhoons.

The USN's F-35Cs will probably see combat doing more bomb-trucking, after several waves of sub-launched cruise missiles will have destroyed any opponents air defences. Opponents like Iran will be attacked first by land-based USAF aircraft (after lots of cruise missiles have wiped out air def radars and knocked out enemy runways).

Even the RN's F-35Bs have limited opposition - more bomb-trucking in support of NATO/UN against guerrilla forces, as the Harriers did in Kosovo and Iraq; patrolling the Iceland Gap for sub-hunting "Badger" bombers in a war with Russia; or going down South for more bomb-trucking in a Falklands 2 scenario, because the bankrupt Argentineans don't actually have any fast fighters flying (the Air Force grounded all their Mirages, Daggers and A-4s for lack of spares, and the Navy's Super Etendards make the F-35B look good, and the four RAF Typhoons based at Stanley would probably clean up anything before it got within range of the carrier's F-35Bs anyway).

The F-35 was never intended to be an air-superiority fighter to supplant the F-22 or Typhoon. It is and always will be a secondary interceptor at most, and the rest of the time a bomb-truck (albeit a very expensive one).

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Re: Crazy Operations Guy

"....straight-deck carriers...." Angled decks came into being with the advent of fast jet catapult launches, when the biggest launch danger was falling into the sea and being then run over by your own carrier. They add considerably to the weight of the ship. Since the new carriers were never intended to launch conventional fast jets the removal of an angled deck was both practical, logical and a big cost-saving.

Buying existing US carrier designs would have been a smart option except for the fact they don't provide any UK jobs and therefore don't buy votes - sorry, I meant to say "not preserve essential UK skills". The non-nuke-powering does have two rarely mentioned advantages - firstly, it means the carriers can use normal docks in the UK; secondly, it means we are welcome at some harbours in the rest of the World (such as in New Zealand) that will not allow the nuke-powered USN carriers to dock.

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Re: Archtech Re: sub-launched nuclear armed cruise missiles

".....12.7% of Russians are below the poverty line, compared to 14% in the UK....." Your comparison has a few issues. Firstly, the poverty line in a country is a nominal figure based on average food prices and family income. Therefore, as a country develops, the poverty line moves up. The poverty line is thus a much lower in Russia as the average UK monthly income is seven times that of Russia (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_countries_by_average_wage). The UK's "poverty" line is roughly four times the average wage in Russia!

You also compare overall economic figures without looking at per capita figures. Russia's population is roughly three times that of the UK. And when talking about deficits, you really should have discussed the ability to borrow - the UK can borrow well as we have a good economic history and are trusted by international banks, whereas Russia's ability to borrow is hampered by historical defaults and economic sanctions.

"....Russian Su-37, today's "gold standard" in jet fighters....." LOL! The Su-37 was a technology demonstrator development of the old Su-27, which used thrust-vectoring tech (copied from the West), and never entered production. Your claim of per-unit figures is therefore most obviously pulled from your backside! Sukhoi haven't had much luck selling a next gen "gold standard", their latest attempt being the forward-swept Su-47 (again, tech copied from the West), also which never went into production. Did you mean the Su-35, which is just an update of the Su-27 from the '80s? IIRC, when subjected to open competition in the Brazillian fighter selection trials, the Su-35 didn't even make it through to the final three shootout. Despite the Russians offering to buy 100 Embraer airliners if the Brazillians bought Sukhois, the Brazillian Air Force's first choice was the F/A-18 (much to socialist Presdent Rousseff's annoyance). The eventual winner was the SAAB Gripen, not your supposed "gold standard" Sukhoi.

Finally, and most tellingly, it is common to find Russians that have moved to the West for the greater economic opportunities. Chelsea is packed out with Russian oligarchs! The chances of finding any UK entrepreneur or millionaire that has done the reverse is on parity with snowballs in Hell.

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Re: Danny 14

"....and should have been nuclear...." Yeah, but the design contract started under Labour, and they have far too many CND luvvies in their ranks to allow a nuke design.

"....Pity that BAE (sic) couldn't do that....." BAe Systems not only bought the Vickers subsidiary that made the nuke Vanguard class Trident subs, they have managed all the work on their Rolls-Royce PWR2 reactors, and are involved in the PWR3 design for the next-gen class that will replace the Vanguards. So I'd say the new carriers not being nuke-powered has nothing to do with BAe's capabilities.

/Yeeaaarrrggggghh, obviously.

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Re: IMG Re: @James 51

".....I guess you're just jealous that you don't have any F-22s....." LOL! The one time RAF Typhoons were allowed to mock dogfight Raptors at China Lake, they not only trounced the F-22s* but also got radar locks on them at ranges the USAF said the stealth F-22s should have been "invisible". This upset the Yanks so much they banned further fights and scrapped the planned Typhoon vs F-22 long-range radar tests!

There the story might have ended, but the USAF then went to war games in Alaska and it was the turn of the German Typhoons to give the Raptors a kicking. Whilst the USAF made some excuses about the Typhoon pilots having helmet-mounted sights, what is all the more worrying (for USAF pilots) is that the Eurofighter Typhoon is claimed to be able to get a lock with the PIRATE long-range IRST system, making the F-22's radar stealth largely irrellevant. Whilst the US has been heavily committed to radar stealth development, the Russians have been developing long-range IR detectors for many years** and their developments are thought to be at least competitive (if not ahead) of PIRATE. The later Typhoon was designed with IR stealth in mind, making it less vulnerable to the new Russian jets, but the F-22 was not....

And, seeing as the Eurofighter Typhoon is a lot cheaper than the Raptor, and there's already a nasalised version which was proposed for India, maybe your USAF (and your taxpayers) are the real jealous ones?

*Embarrassingly for the USAF, their "super jet" has a history of being beaten by fighters the USAF claim the F-22 should own - there's a two-seat "Growler" (USMC EW version of the F/A-18) flying around with an F-22 "kill" painted on its nose after one such mock dogfight, much to the delight of the Marines.

**The Soviets started looking at IRST for tracking cruise missiles flying below the levels that look-down radar could detect them. Their development got added impetus after the CIA allegedly got access to the latest Russian radar designs from Adolf Tolkachev in the '80s, leaving the Ruskis seriously worried that their latest fighters would be "blind" against US stealth designs specifically tailored to beat their radar. Their use of advanced IR detectors brings into question the whole value proposition of radar stealth and whether it is giving US pilots a false sense of security.

Brit Science Minister to probe Brexit bias against UK-based scientists

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Re: aimanidiot Re: Boo fucking hoo

"....EU fund....." Did your friend ever stop to think that post-Brexit and the removal of the UK's contribution the EU fund might be a chunk smaller, threatening any EU-based projects anyway? And that's before you have to look at the reduction in funding highly likely when the Italian banks collapse.

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Reality check.

"....the University of Glasgow was having a hard time attracting a “top physicist”...." I'm guessing the locale was actually more of a deterrent. Of course, the unmentioned good news is that this means more chance an actual local physicist will get the job rather than some EUer.

Using Comcast biz phones? Hope you liked your afternoon off

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I suspect the billing platform.

For it to hit so many areas rules out a single point of failure like one backbone switch, and the fact it hit just one class of customer really does make it look like someone did something silly to the backend database. I'm betting someone applied a bad billing rule to the small business customers' accounts, realised if half way through the update and quickly cancelled it, but then realised they would have to go back through all the accounts database to find all those effected.

IBM scraps loyal staffer gifts in favour of... a congratulatory social page

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Not just IBM.

One big multinational I worked for realised they were wasting money on a five, ten and fifteen year reward scheme because it was rare for anyone to make it to five years. People treated you like an "old-timer" if you got past two years! Consequently they scrapped the rewards and instigated a scheme where you got an automated email "from the CEO" every year on your employment anniversary - not even a paper letter or card, just a robo email!

At another, our scheming department manager said he would give everyone a choice - a cake for their team to share or individual lunch out with him (which meant forty-plus free lunches a year for greedypants) - he was rather upset when everyone, to a man, chose the cake option!

Friends with benefits: A taxing problem for Ireland in a post-Brexit world

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Re: AC Re: Errr, "Britain’s only land border is with Ireland"???

"Did I miss something? Ireland is an island, and you need to take a ferry or plane to get to it from the UK." Northern Ireland is part of the UK and has a LAN border with the Republic of Ireland.

Tech firms reel from Leave's Brexit win

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Re: AC AC Brexit will never actually happen

"....Your reasoning is analogous to saying that "people could travel perfectly well between London and Birmingham before the railway was introduced, so train travel makes no difference"....." Your original post was the equivalent to suggesting that removing the train service between Birmingham and London would not only stop all youth traveling between the two cities, but somehow render them incapable of traveling anywhere else.

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Re: AC Re: AC Brexit will never actually happen

".....I'm talking about choosing where you want to work and live....." LOL, so no-one ever worked abroad before the EU? Shall we look at a little history? The right to freedom to work anywhere in the EEC countries was solidified in the 1992 Treaty of Maastricht, at which time I had already been living and working both on the Continent and outside the EU, and I was most definitely not the exception. The actual right to pick where you live irrespective of where or even if you worked, in the European Economic Area, wasn't granted until 2004. So you are clearly wrong.

".....typical of a Brexiter...." It would seem you are the one labouring under some misconceptions of those that voted for Brexit, some glaring holes in your knowledge of history, and a complete lack of knowledge of the EU which you seem to unquestioningly hold in such hold in such high esteem. You're not doing a very good job of convincing anyone that Remainers are somehow the more educated on the subject.

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Re: AC Re: Brexit will never actually happen

".... I bet the younger generations will start to feel cramped in the UK, when they used to have unfettered access to a whole continent...." Yes, because - obviously! - no-one from the UK travelled anywhere outside the UK before the EU came into existence! Er, not!

Even if full-on visa requirements for travel to the EU were put in place tomorrow it would be no more daunting than the requirements that currently exist for travel to places like Thailand. Last time I checked, plenty of UK yoof getting out to Phuket, Koh Samet, Patong or Haad Rin (and they're far more fun than anywhere in the EU).

/Paris - for Phuket, obviously.

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Re: AC Re: keithpeter Assumptions, assumptions...

"....UK and EU law to tell us about Article 50." Well, that's where it gets interesting!

The current economic uncertainty affects all the EU, which is why Junker and Hollande are screaming that the UK must enact Article 50 (the "leaving" mechanism in the Treaty On European Union, aka TEU) at once and get negotiations going. There is nothing in the TEU that allows the EU to force the UK to submit an Article 50 request, so they are just sprouting hot air and should really shut up and read their own treaty (http://www.lisbon-treaty.org/wcm/the-lisbon-treaty/treaty-on-european-union-and-comments/title-6-final-provisions/137-article-50.html). The UK is set for a period of uncertainty regardless, so drawing out the period before submitting the Article 50 request is probably in the UK's interest as it turns the screws on Junker and co. The referendum puts the onus on the UK to make an Article 50 declaration, but the timetable for that is the UK's to pick and choose, not the rest of the EU. If we wanted, we could go another fifty years before making our Article 50 request and all the EU could do is whine.

At worst, the rest of the EU could try to eject the UK through Article 7 of the TEU, which allows for suspension of a member state. Article 7 is intended to be used against countries subverting common democratic principles, so the idea of trying to suspend a country for following a democratic referendum and an EU treaty Article would be a hard one to get through even the biased EU system!

Until the UK does submit the Article 50 request it is a fully-paid up member of the EU, which means the way that it has been excluded from EU meetings in the last week is actually against the EU's own rules. Not until the Article 50 notice is made can the UK be excluded from the EU Council or any other EU decision.

Even after the Article 50 notice goes in, the UK has a period of maximum two years to negotiate the unbinding of EU laws and treaties unless the negotiating country and the EU Council agree an extension to negotiations. Going back to the uncertainty, it is again in the UK's interest to turn the screws by dragging out the negotiations for as long as possible to get the best deal for the UK. In the meantime, EU laws still apply and trade is unaffected.

So, the UK is quite entitled to take its time and do things carefully, especially as two years will be a very short period to push through the number of new laws that will have to be enacted to replace some existing EU ones (many can simply be replaced with old laws still on the books, but some, such as tech laws, have evolved a long way since we joined the EU). But the important one is that the UK Parliament has to repeal the European Communities Act, something which cannot be done just by Prime Ministerial decree. - the minute that is repealed, existing English (and Scottish) laws come into force, so it is unlikely to be implemented until negotiations have concluded. Until then, EU laws apply, including all the trade, travel and employment bits.

So, I suspect it will be much closer to two-and-a-half years before the European Communities Act is repealed (six months of Tory leader selection, followed by the Article 50 notice and then two years of negotiations), unless the EUers swallow their pride and come to the table with a good offer right after the Article 50 announcement.

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Re: ckm5 Re: " with a third of its staff in the UK from overseas"

"....The actual reality is that, in some verticals like agriculture, no 'locals' want the jobs at the wages businesses can afford to pay...." I had a friend who ran a small landscaping business in the Thames Valley up until the mid-90s. At that point, she could not afford to pay someone the hourly rate they wanted to mow a lawn and still meet the price-point being offered by large national companies. The locals effectively priced themselves out of the labour market. So she closed the business and went into IT. Five years ago she had another look, thinking that the influx of cheaper immigrants might have brought costs down to where it was competitive again, but she soon found that even the immigrants wanted too high an hourly wage.

Bomb-disposal robot violently disposes of Dallas cop-killer gunman

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Re: AC @YetAnotherLocksmith ... It makes sense, but...

"......so we will send in a robot with a bomb and detonate it (to kill him), thereby risking the detonation of the bomb we are afraid of. This makes no sense whatsoever." Only because your knowledge of explosives seems to only extend to Saturday morning cartoons. Most such devices have two stages - an initiator, AKA a detonator, and a main charge. The initiator provides a very intense, high-pressure pressure wave to trigger the main charge. The initiator usually has to be at least in contact with if not embedded into the main charge, otherwise the main charge will not explode. In looking for an example that might tie with your limited knowledge, you may have seen pics of mining charges where detonators are pushed into plastic explosives - the same detonator triggered only inches away from the plastic would not trigger the plastic (plastic explosive is so stable you can burn it on a camp fire). The type of explosives that make up main charges are usually chosen because their stability makes for safe handling, otherwise you (allegedly) end up like Abu Hamza al-Masri. When the cops used their small explosive they knew it was very unlikely to be close enough to the main charge of any bomb to cause it to explode. The same pressure wave that would not be triggering any explosives was still of sufficient force to disorient, disable or kill the perp, even through body armour (one of the nasty effects of the pressure waves caused by bombing in WW2 was people could survive the initial blast but have their lungs shredded by the pressure wave, leaving them to drown in their own blood).

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Re: Allan George Dyer Re: I suppose it really doesn't matter what killed him

".....who take revenge......" You obviously know nothing about US law, I suggest you go,do a lot more reading. The killer had refused to negotiate, refused to surrender, and stated he wanted to kill cops. The DoJ policy on lethal force states the following: ".....law enforcement officer ....may use deadly force only when necessary, that is, when the officer has a reasonable belief that the subject of such force poses an imminent danger of death or serious physical injury to the officer or to another person....." The cops didn't know exactly what the killer had in his bolthole, but they knew he was armed with functioning firearms, claimed to have a bomb, and had shown every intent on killing. As such the cops were under no obligation to risk their own lives by going in and seeing exactly what weapons he had, and definitely legally obliged to minimise the risk to others the killer presented should he escape. Legally they had to try and kill him with minimal threat to the public and themselves, which a controlled explosion did. Killing him was completely legal.

The ironic bit is the killer would have known exactly the legality of the situation. As a reservist he had been deployed to Afghanistan and would have been told the legality of when and when not to kill as part of the rules of engagement. He knew that, when he rebuffed efforts to negotiate, he was committing suicide by cop, he probably just hoped he could go out shooting and take a few more cops with him. IMHO, I'm quite happy the bomb robbed him of the chance of further killing.

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Re: Fink-Nottle

"....surely these bots could be easily equipped with some sort of incapacitating knock-out gas...." WTF? So, the cops have him cornered, they have the chance to finish the confrontation with lethal force (which, after the suspect has used lethal force against the public, let alone officers, and still is a lethal threat, by law they are justified to do), and you want them to sit around on their hands, possibly giving the killer the chance to escape, and also ignoring that the officers were needed in the search for any accomplices, all on the off-chance someone would just happen along with a remotely-triggered canister of some super knockout gas?!?!? Seriously, get a clue. The cops used what they had at hand to safely end the threat to not just them but the public as well.

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Re: AC Re: @YetAnotherLocksmith ... It makes sense, but...

".....gas....." He claimed to have a bomb. Despite what you've seen in the movies, magic "knockout gas" that instantly disables people does not exist, and there was a good chance he could have activated any device before gas affected him (and no guarantee someone who came prepared with body armour might not also have packed a gas mask).

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Re: AC Re: @YetAnotherLocksmith ... It makes sense, but...

".....As a result police shoots first, asks questions later, especially in black and poor neighbourhoods. From there on, not expecting someone to snap and return fire is a bid disingenuous....." Bullshit. The biggest killer of black male youths in the US is another black male youth, has been for years. Over the same weekend that Philando Castile was shot, there were 65 people shot (10 fatally) in Chicago alone, predominantly in poor and black neighbourhoods. Of the deaths, so far as I can discern from news reports, all were the result of black-on-black gang violence. Pretending that the cops are the trigger for violence in such neighbourhoods is simply blinkered and naive.

If you want to try looking at it from another angle, between 2003 and 2013, FBI figures showed that black criminals killed cops in the US in equal numbers with white criminals, despite being only 12% of the US population compared to about 44% whites. That means that during that period, every time an officer of any colour encountered a black suspect during the course of their duties, there was potentially three times more likelihood that they would be shot by that black suspect than any other ethnic group.

Post Brexit EU will spend 'stability and peace' budget funding Chinese war drones

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Re: Dan Wilkie

".....That doesn't make any sense." The EU is a massive, secretive and unelected bureaucracy, where the right hand often doesn't know what the left is doing. It's not just the EU, the UN is worse!

One hilarious example of this is from 2006, when Israeli forces recovered British-manufactured military nigh-vision gear from Hezbollah in the Lebanon. Not only was Hezbollah on the EU terror list, but there was an EU (and UN) export ban on such kit to the two most likely of Hezbollah's arms suppliers, Iran and Syria. HMG was flummoxed, until the serial numbers were traced to the UN, which had supplied the night-vision gear to Iran under an EU-backed international policing initiative. The idea was that the NV gear would help countries catch drug smugglers, in this case heroin from Afghanistan. At the time, the EU was also in receipt Europol (the EU police force) reports that showed the largest smuggler in the region was Iran itself. Israel was an associate state of the EU (one step off full EU member), so here was the UN supplying banned military equipment to a known terrorist-supplying state, which was highly likely to pass it on to an EU-listed terrorist organization for use against a "special" trading partner of the EU, and against the recommendation of another part of the EU! When asked to account for the farce, the UN and EU hierarchies stated there was no issue, that the Iranians had given them "cast-iron guarantees" that the kit would not wander, therefore they were blameless! The only unsurprising part of the whole affair was that no UN nor EU bureaucrat lost their jobs.

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Re: Ledswinger

"....or the Germans accepting that they'll have to pay off a good chunk of southern Europe's debts...." Oh, that's already happening, as shown by the Greek bailout. The EU and IMF give money to Greece, a large chunk of it from German taxpayers. The Greeks are then forced to give it to the non-Greek banks to meet the repayments on their debts, the majority of that (IIRC) being with German banks*, which means the majority of the bailout money promptly goes back to Germany! The German politicians won't upset the German banks by writing off the debt so they are stuck with having to pay the interest payments by the circuitous route of EU bailouts. I suspect that is why the IMF does not want to be involved in any further Greek bailouts, because the rest of the World (especially the Yanks) are sick and tired of paying off the German banks. Imagine the fun Angel Merkel will have explaining to the voters at the next German elections that they will probably be stuck with paying more taxes to fund the German banks via Greek debt relief!

*IIRC, in 2012 the largest single chunk of debt was actually with a Greek bank, Alpha Bank AE, but they hold only about 2.2% in total.

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Re: BoldMan

"So is this supposed to be a "Look how awful the EU is, we are better off out of it" type of article?...." IMHO, no. This is more of an arms-business-as-usual-but-now-with-additional-EU-"peace"-funding article. All the World's industrial nations have been doing these kind of grants for decades in attempts to either shore up their regime/dictator of choice or to push their arms products. Wanting to believe the EU is any different is naïve.

From a purely technical aspect, the interesting bit is how more and more Third World nations are latching on to UCAVs for their internal "policing" rather than hideously expensive ego-trips like the Ethiopian Su-27s mentioned in the article. Wouldn't you rather they spent a tenth of the cash on UCAVs that they would rather have spent on jets like the F-35? It leaves more loot for their corrupt officials to syphon off (allegedly like the 15bn USD simply "gone missing" from the Zimbabwean diamond business - http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-35720912). At least the dictators of today will be getting their genocides sorted in a more cost-effective manner, with the help of the EU taxpayer.

And who thought they'd ever see the words "EU funding" and "cost-effective" in the same article!

Bloke 'lobbed molotov cocktails' at Street View car because Google was 'watching him'

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"....used a squirt gun seemingly as a flamethrower...."

Obviously the guy is suffering from an over-exposure to MacGuyver!

Israeli tech firms make their exits, stage rich

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Re: John Brown (no body) Re: BDS

"It's in an interesting turn of events considering that much of modern science has it's roots in the Arab world." No it doesn't. The Arabs were uneducated desert nomads, literally barbarians, that inherited the works of the Babylonians, Persians, Chinese, Indian and even African Christians through conquest or just downright lies (see here for one extensive debunking of the many false claims of "Arab inventions".

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Re: FuzzyTheBear Re: Trust ?

"....can the Israeils with their agencies be any more trusted than the Chinese ?...." You can if you insist on your security experts checking the source code, as is done in military contracts. Not so easy for your average corporation, though some might see that as a good reason to switch to NFV (network function virtualization) based on open source modules, such as OPNFV and off-the-shelf servers.

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Re: J. R. Hartley Re: BDS

"People should be boycotting....." I'd counter that people should be boycotting the technology companies of pre-dominantly Muslim states surrounding Israel that stil refuse to sign a peace treaty with Israel, but they seem to be rather light on technology companies!

Now, I wonder why there are so many successful companies coming out of Israel, and, by comparison, so few coming out of the surrounding states? All that oil money and SFA to show for it! Maybe it's an approach to education? After all, Jews do seem to be just a lot, lot better at science, as shown in a comparison of Nobel Prize winners - http://www.jewishmag.com/99mag/nobel/nobel.htm

Indeed, if you really are determined to boycott anything "from the Eeeeevvviiiiiill Zionist state", then you had better turn off your computer, disconnect your Internet and phone lines, stop using the majority of modern medicine, and pretty much go back to living in a mud hut.

Enjoy!

Here's how police arrested Lauri Love – and what happened next

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Re: Roo Re: Flocke Kroes AC Although the burden of proof lies with Love

".... why do you post under a pseudonym to slander folks ...." Please do post an example of where I slandered anyone. I think you'll find El Mod is quite quick to reject posts containing libelous material.

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Re: Roo Re: AC Although the burden of proof lies with Love

".... If the NCA were to behave in a lawful manner they would be doing everything they could to ensure Love was rehabilitated and returned to society...." The NCA do not have that directive at all, it is simply their job to gather evidence to arrest criminals in line with English law. It is up to the politicians and the Crown Prosecution Service as to who gets prosecuted in a court of law, and then the judge gets to decide the sentence. Rehabilitation can only come after sentencing, something Love's parents should have known seeing as they both work in a prison. Of course, you could also say they don't seem to have done much whilst Love spent how many years hacking away from their basement?

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Re: Wayland Re: Flocke Kroes AC Although the burden of proof....

"You could be framed by someone sending you encrypted emails...." Bit of a stretch. Ignoring the fact you would need my email address first, let's say someone sends me an encrypted email that manages to get past my spam filters. There are two things that need to happen for your scheme to succeed and for myself to be charged by the coppers - firstly, I have to read the email and leave evidence I did so; secondly, the coppers have to be pointed in my direction.

In your scenario, the first thing that happens is I see an email from an unknown and probably unverifiable source - instant deletion, unread. Email server records that I deleted the email without having read the contents. At which point the coppers can only say I received an email, I can prove I never read nor stored its contents. There are no traces of any further communication between myself and the source of the encrypted email. Further investigation will show no social links between yourself and I, so there is no grounds for continued investigation, and I walk.

Now consider how are you going to send the coppers my way? Well, the best way to do that would be to commit a crime, make sure that crime comes to the attention of the authorities, and somehow link it to the email address or system you sent the encrypted email from. At this point, you are already linked to the crime, not me, so if I can show I have not read nor stored the encrypted message the spotlight is back on you! Better be careful how you play that game, the prisons are full of hackers that thought they'd never get caught.

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Re: John Brown (no body) Re: convoluted

"....These days whenever there is an "incident" it appears that everyone with the slightest link to it is immediately arrested and interviewed "under caution"...." The reason for that is the Police have learned that evidence of e-crimes is very quickly wiped if they don't move to secure all possible sources of evidence as quickly as possible. Old advice here would seem to be the best - if you don't want fleas (or an arrest record), don't lie down with dogs.

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Re: Filippo Re: AC Although the burden of proof lies with Love

"..... Wanted to hide some pr0n from mum back when streaming wasn't a thing? Hope you remember the password to that dust-covered drive in the back of the closet, or you're screwed. Wanted to test an encryption tool, so encrypted some random crap with a random password and then forgot about it? You're screwed....." Wow, scaremonger more, could you? First there has to be a reason the Police would have any suspicions that you are hiding evidence of criminal activity, they don't just going knocking on your door at random. So, yes, if you are a scumbag involved in illegal activities, and you have some old encrypted junk, then you might be screwed if you come to the Police's attention and they decide to search your property and find it.

Having said that, since a large element of the regular posters on these forums seem the uninformed wannabe-gansta types, it would probably not be surprising that (a) they might have some illegal material lying about, downloaded "for the lulz", which they have probably also bragged about to their wannabe-gangsta online "friends", and (b) they would be dumb and disorganized enough to leave encrypted junk lying around rather than clearing out old rubbish/data or keeping it safely hidden like a real pro hacker, so all that leaves is the actual interest from the Police. But then, seeing as the majority seem to be just windbags, interest from the Police is unlikely, which should leave them safe (except for their egos).

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Re: streaky Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

"....the police don't want this tested in court...." WTF "tested in court"??? Wishful thinking! Under RIPA Section 53, the Police get a court order saying you have to supply the keys or you get a maximum two-year sentence. It's already been used against animal rights activists and thoroughly "tested", as reported here on the Reg - short memory or just a selective one?

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Re: Boo radley Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod....

"....I was in prison 600 miles away...." Gosh, you mean they locked you up for delivering Christmas gifts to the children at the orphanage? Or could it be because you were convicted of a crime in a court of law? And it would seem a serious crime if you got porridge rather than a suspended sentence, or was it not your first offence? Yes, I find you such a reliable and trustworthy source for opinion on the MO of the coppers - not!

".....received a check for $158, despite losing tens of thousands of VAX gear." LOL! Unless this happened in the '80s I suspect you were overcompensated!

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Re: Flocke Kroes Re: AC Although the burden of proof lies with Love

"....When the police tell you to decrypt that or else, what are you going to do?" Your little fantasy misses the reality that the coppers are not going to ask me to decrypt anything because (a) I don't use the email address mbryant@example.com, so there will nothing to link me to it, and (b) as they have no grounds to suspect me of any crime, despite your fervent wishes, so they will not be searching my kit and finding any amateurish commands like that buried on it. It's called "law-abiding" - get an adult to help you look it up.

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Re: AC Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

"..... you're supposed to prove that you do NOT remember something, which is impossible...." Yeah, LOL, those whacky coppers, eh? Expecting criminals to remember the passwords they encrypted their most important information with! Next you'll be saying it's unfair to prosecute rapists if they claim they don't remember raping the victim, despite forensic evidence to the contrary.

Love was caught and he's now wheeling out a big sob story, accompanied by the usual "Assbergers made me do it" schpiel, to avoid facing trial in the States where the sentence is likely to be high, because he would rather get the slap on the wrist the UK courts give out. That is why the NCA chose not to prosecute when he didn't supply his encryption keys, because to do so would hold up his extradition, and they would rather send him off to the States.

The fun bit is, should Love manage to avoid extradition, then I expect the refusal to decrypt will be brought out again. If the decryption provides new evidence then a new extradition case can be raised, and if he doesn't then he can go to jail here in the UK, rinse and repeat. Hopefully the scroat will be kept clear of anything more technical than a toaster for the rest of his days.

Sterling's post-Brexit dollar woes are forcing up tech kit prices

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Re: Tromos Re: "the pound could reach parity with the dollar"

"Tech kit prices have had this factored in for decades." IIRC, all the vendors, and therefore all the resellers, do their pricing in USD in the UK, regardless of what currency they put on the customers' bills. Even non-Yank Lenovo!

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Re: John Crisp Re: Leave...

".....Just makes the UK more isolated and easier prey to the global whirlwind...." <Yawn> Sorry, I must have missed the (expected) blip in the Sterling price. Indeed, all the anticipated "furour" in the markets has ended and prices are trading back higher than pre-Brexit. Sterling on the NYSE is currently higher than it has been for the majority of the year to date. The EU leaders might wish the pound to drop seeing as it has been trending up against the Euro for five years (http://www.londonstockexchange.com/exchange/prices-and-markets/international-markets/rates/chart/gbpeur.html), but the disaster wished upon the UK by so many "caring, sharing" lEUsers simply hasn't happened. Any price hikes have nothing to do with the Brexit, despite the willful melodramatics of El Reg's Molehill-to-Mountains Department, nor the wishful thinking of bitter lEUsers acting like jilted teens; "Wah, wah, the UK won't go to the prom with me!"

Data protection, Brexit and campaigners: Privacy policy? Eh?

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".....Facebook.....LinkedIn....." So information that people voluntarily put up on the Web? No laws about scraping that and then writing some software to run analysis against it, or use it for any other marketing or polling exercises. It's amusing how many people simply don't realise how much of their information they give away for free.

If the idea worries you that much, the best solution would be to create fake Facebook accounts and regularly populate them with the most rediculous ideas possible to screw with the marketing/polling companies. Things like after voting Monster Raving Looney, you enjoy crochet whilst watching Millwall FC with your pet giraffe and your seventeen children, all eating Marks & Spencer's beef bourguignon ready meals. Real people will get the satire, bots will eat it up into their marketing data.

NRA guns down 38,000 Surge.sh sites in anti-parody spray-and-pray

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Re: jason 7 jason 7 You know a better way to stop home invasions...

"If you have to pull a gun on someone then a whole chain of sad sad nasty FAIL has happened....." Yes, but that fail has many social factors that are nothing to do with legal gun-ownership (black-on-black violence would be an unpopular start), so pretending they will all be solved by banning legal gun-ownership is simply stupid.

"....Not going to convince me otherwise....." LOL, what a surprise - not! I really just wanted to see what amusing drivel you tried to use to counter the arguments I presented, but you have simply chosen to back away from anything that may challenge your obviously emotionally-based and not logically-based beliefs.

".....But you keep living your strange masturbatory dream...." Two interesting elements there. Firstly there is your reinforcement of your denial - you cannot or do not want to discuss the illogicality of your position when faced with simple facts, preferring to accuse me of "dreaming" rather than face the reality of the facts I pointed out. The second is your illusion to some sexual connection with guns - Freudian, maybe?

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Re: AC Re: Who is NRA and what authority?

"....Rookie mistake!...." I suspect it was nothing "rookie" about the process, only cheaper. By complying with the request the service provider pushed the legal cost of fighting onto the site owner. A lot of service providers seem to have taken this route to avoid legal costs, simply adding a line to their Ts & Cs stating that "unacceptable behavior" will lead to termination. As the majority of customers will (usually) not be an issue, the loss of one small customer will be offset be the savings on legal fees and the increased business through more competitive, cheaper hosting fees. Whilst you may decry their approach as immoral, it makes perfect business sense. If you feel that strongly about it you should find a hoster that offers to legally fight for you, but you'll probably end up paying more for the sense of moral superiority.

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Re: jason 7 You know a better way to stop home invasions...

".....If I arrest and lock up everyone shopping at a busy shopping street on Saturday it's pretty much guaranteed that I will have prevented a shoplifter in the process......Your approach is used to justify global mass surveillance....' LOL, you guys are so funny when you try and think of an analogy which matches up to your paranoia/baaaaahliefs! Did I ever say lock up all Internet users? Please do show a post where I stated that?

Try and think for a second - the police in every country in the World have the authority to observe you driving on the road and stop you if you are suspected of infringing the local driving laws. Your analogy would require that the police simply lock up every driver the minute they got in their cars, which is obviously male bovine manure of the lowest quality. The police may monitor and patrol the roads, but they do not simply arrest everyone that is driving. The GCHQ and NSA (and any other number of agencies) are simply observing the behavior of a tiny fraction of Internet users, in effect they are monitoring and patrolling, they are not saying lock up all Internet users. Fail!

"....WTF do we have law enforcement for if people have to keep guns themselves for protection...." Because criminals prey on the weak, they don't usually wait for a copper to appear before committing a crime. I may be a hard concept for you to follow, but many criminals don't actually want to get caught (or shot)! The police cannot be everywhere, so citizens need to take what measures they can to defend themselves and their property. I don't see you moaning about houses having locks on their doors to deter thieves - "oh, WTF do we have law enforcement for if people have to use locks on their doors" - yeah, sounds really, really stupid, doesn't it? More fail!

Your level of "argument" is so amusingly obtuse, it is hard to think of one its equal. The only one I can think of would be to compare US gun-deaths to those suffered due to medical negligence (you best get an adult to help you with this). Even including suicides in the gun-death figures, three times as many people die every year in the US as a result of medical negligence. A common factor in all those cases is medical staff - do you want to ban all doctors? Go on, if all you care about is the number of people dying then your logic insists that is the correct action. Yeah, you fail again!

Well, at least your failure is consistent!

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Re: jason 7 Re: jason 7 You know a better way to stop home invasions...

"...That fact a society requires or enables that situation in the first place is in effect...a big FAIL...." I assume that was the usual incompetent attempt to denigrate the right to carry arms in the US? Consider for a moment - the guy arrested for the shooting was illegally carrying a weapon, he had no license, making him a criminal. The citizen that shot him was a law-abiding person. Banning guns by laws only results in the law-abiding handing in (or having taken away) their guns, as shown in the UK, where gun-crime went up after the ban on handguns, and places like Chicago, where bans on concealed carry for years only left the criminals shooting people with frightening regularity. By definition, criminals do not follow the law, so, in this case, removing guns from law-abiding citizens would have meant that the criminal would still have had his illegal gun and would still have started shooting, you would have just removed the legally-owned gun from the guy that actually stopped him before someone got fatally wounded. No doubt, if there had been fatalities, you would use those fatalities in an attempt to justify your irrational hatred for gun-owners, the denial is simply so strong in you. It is a big fail on your part that you cannot see that.

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Re: jason 7 Re: You know a better way to stop home invasions...

".....In moments of stress/fear most people cant shoot for shit....." Oh dear, you probably really won't like the news that a citizen, who (luckily) happened to be a licensed concealed carrier, stopped a mass shooting outside a South Carolina nightclub, by shooting the shooter - http://www.goupstate.com/article/20160627/articles/160629757. No, you go on insisting that guns never prevent crime, never saved a life, whatever.

What was that you said about a big fail?

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Re: AC Re: Misleading

"DMCA abused by powerful lobby/company to illegally suppress commentary and criticism. Haven't seen that before." For it to be judged illegal it would have to be judged in a court of law. I see you are following the same script as the spokesdrone for surge.sh who claimed they hadn't been warned when they had been repeatedly - lie, claim "illegal suppression", probably cap it off with some unsubstantiated whining about "free speech"..... Yup, haven't seen that before - not!

Vodafone hints at relocation from UK

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Re: smartypants Re: Did the leave campaign...

"....Say anything that wasn't utter bollocks?" The problem was more that both campaigns became very negative, but it seems the majority believed the Remain campaign to be the one telling the biggest porkies. I started out as a lukewarm Remainer - able to suffer the business status quo, not particularly happy with the direction the EU was going in, but realizing that Brexit would mean big challenges. But after hearing some of the desperate drivel, on par with claims that Brexit would kill puppies and kittens, plus the reaction of many EUers ("You must be racist if you want to leave the EU!"), I began to realise it was actually the EUers that were terrified we'd leave and were willing to threaten anything to stop it. Generally, threatening is not a good way to swing someone round to your point of view. Whenever I engaged pro-EU people in conversation around why we should stay they had very little positives to offer other than "It's good for the rest of the EU"! So, whilst you may maintain that the Leave campaing was "utter bollocks", the Remain crowd did worse.

Global 'terror database' World-Check leaked

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Re: AC Re: Why is it secret?

"It should be published and challengable (sic) as per the right to judicial process...." Nope, because it is not a service provided by a government but a private commercial service, hence the offer to allow you to request data on your own entry if it exists. Your legal recourse would be to take them to court for libel if they were making recommendations based on incorrect information, but you would have to prove (a) the information was incorrect, and (b) that they knew it was incorrect but still sold it anyway, and (c) that you had shown the company the information was incorrect but they did not remove it. Good luck with that!

It is not illegal to hold information on you as an individual without your knowledge. Literally thousands of commercial companies do, from Google downwards. It is only illegal (in most Western countries) to not provide an individual with the information relating to them upon request. It is also not illegal for a government to outsource their background checks to commercial companies. Nothing new here, nothing to see, move along!

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Re: Pleeb Smasher Re: uhh

"....Nihad Awad...." IIRC, Awad was one of the founders of CAIR (Council on American-Islamic Relations), a lobbying group determined to "out-Jew the Jews" in Washington DC. They had some success, notably pulling the wool over the eyes of GW's researchers post-9/11, when GW's crew were desperate to find some "moderate" Muslims to help fight "Islamophobia". Unfortunately for Awad, it was discovered he had made some public statements about supporting HAMAS, and had previously worked for the Islamic Association for Palestine (identified as probably a propaganda outlet for HAMAS by the US authorities and linked to the Muslim Brotherhood), which pretty much killed his "moderate" status. I also recall that a number of charities that he was associated with had their assets frozen - that is the type of "risk" HSBC are referring to. TBH, I'm not surprised any Western bank would hesitate to give him an account.

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"..... Using just a single source such as this list to disable accounts would be negligence." I suspect the HSBC staff that made the decisions were caught between two conflicting directives. The first was probably to cut costs, hence the possible reliance on a single source. The second was to avoid any potential problem with the US authorities. Even just being named as providing banking to a suspected terrorist is not only bad for business in the US, but can bring you into the cross-hairs of the any number of Congressional committees looking to score votes as "tough on terror" by hammering a foreign bank. That is the "risk" mentioned in the article. Having said that, IIRC, it is part of the standard boilerplate with UK accounts that a bank can withdraw services from any customer at their own discretion, and there is pretty-much sweet FA a customer can do about it.

Man killed in gruesome Tesla autopilot crash was saved by his car's software weeks earlier

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Wouldn't have happened in the UK.

By law, 18-wheelers in the UK have side bars to stop vehicles going underneath a trailer. A perpendicular hit like the Tesla accident would have resulted in the bumper being the first part of the car to hit the lorry's sidebar, meaning all the usual safety features of the Tesla (airbags, crumple zones, safety cell) would have triggered and possibly saved the driver. I am still surprised when I see the US still hasn't implemented this simple safety feature. Whilst it's technically interesting that the Tesla's autopilot didn't spot the turning truck in time (and worrying, given that quite a few trailers have white sides!), this type of fatal accident was quite common in the UK with manually driven vehicles until the sidebars on trailers were introduced.