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* Posts by yakitoo

38 posts • joined 5 Jan 2010

Forget the beach 'n' boardwalk, check out the Santa Cruz STEVE JOBS FOUNTAIN

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Re:images of Steve Jobs per square meter

This sounds like a suitable candidate for an El Reg unit of measurement.

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ICO to focus only on 'serious, repeat' data-protection offenders

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Alert

What...

.... you mean you actually expect us to do something in return for our salaries?

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The ZOD FILES: Climate documents from 2007 'must stay SECRET'

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Holmes

Not that long ago

that the UK weather forecast was technically an official secret and the ordnance survey maps had blank spaces on them where the military bases were - even the ones with public roads running along side them.

We Brits take our secrecy very seriously - especially when its in full public view.

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Tor traffic torrent: It ain't the Syrians, it's the BOTS

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.... if you have a multi-million node botnet, it's silly to try to hide it behind the 4000-relay Tor network .............

Unless you are doing traffic handling analysis to assist with tracking of course.

Can't think who would possibly want to do that though.

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New NSA tool exposed: XKeyscore sees 'nearly EVERYTHING you do online'

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....the 2008 vintage training manual ......

So this is 5+ year old information.

Lots of improvements in those 5 years no doubt.

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Obama says US won't scramble jets or twist arms for Snowden

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Re: "Bad news; All the governments and most coporations are full of'em!"

That is not really fair on lizards.

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Red supergiant Betelgeuse heads for SMACKDOWN with 'dust bar'

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Boffin

Re: Are they sure...

Or the finger print just overlapping the sprockets into the frame.

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Kim Dotcom claims entrapment by US authorities

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Re: and in other news....

Still trying to decrypt the message attached to the pigeon in the fireplace.

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iPhone senses you typing on table, bit of wood etc, turns vibes to text

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Holmes

In the current climate

I do hope that he has patented it.........................

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Curiosity spins its wheels and shoots up the Martian landscape

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Coat

Re: Bradbury died last *year*?

Would that be Terra or Martian years?

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Facepalm

Re: 100 meters is less than a full brontosaurus?

I notice that we don't seem to have an El reg unit for time.

A serious oversight IMHO

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Burglar steals $60,000 of computers from Steve Jobs' home

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Just a couple machines running Windows 7 and a Samsung Galaxy tab.

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Designer punked fanbois with asymmetric screw

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"Swedish design house Day4 ........ Deciding to test peoples’ gullibility... "

I thought that was what IKEA was for.

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UK.gov Open Data site fills up with spam

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Facepalm

Well

I suppose that any mail criticising the gumment will be considered as spam.

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Insulin pump attack prompts call for federal probe

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WTF?

Does

make you wonder how it got through 510k in the first place

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Galaxy Tab still legal in the Netherlands

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Thumb Up

but....

.... once CERN come up with the goods Cupertino can send a suitably modified version of Genesis back to sort that little glitch.

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Is there anything to find on bin Laden's hard drive?

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access

was it fitted with a finger print reader by any chance?

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Apple sues Samsung over Galaxy look-and-feel

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Jobs Horns

Just think of the maids

when its thrown by the Stretham Clothes Horse

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Halifax cuts investment accounts off from the web until April 2012

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Taxing

.....lose all historical statements data on 18th April......

Should be fun explaining that to the tax man when he call and wants to see 7 years of records.

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Volunteer biker gang foils Westminster CCTV car fleet

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Rather like

the way that it was parked on double lines.

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Jobsian fondle-slab in SEXY FILTHGRAM CRACKDOWN

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WTF?

Don't even

think about getting one if you live anywhere near Scunthorpe.

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Anti-piracy lawyers' email database leaked after hack

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Pirate

Oh dear,

how sad, what a pity, never mind.

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Boffins baffled by mysterious Martian crater

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Alien

Looks

decidedly whale shaped to me.

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UK.gov pledges licence fee 'rethink' over heavy catch-up use

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Go

Simple solution

require a log on using the licence number and the registered postcode.

Would remove the problem of not being able to view when outside the UK.

Won't happen though - far too simple

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Government opens public spending database

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Pirate

So it seems

there is a legal use for BitTorrent after all.

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UK.gov issues death warrant for ID cards

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Collectors items

might be worth a few quid in the future.

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HMRC mails wrong private info to 50,000 taxpayers

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The letter, signed by Paul Gerrard

well that'll teach Him, I must do better signed 50000 times

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OFT leaves online ad snoopers to regulate themselves

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FAIL

A couple

of useless organisations that obviously haven't noticed which way the wind is now blowing.

Should help the economy drive a bit.

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Clegg promises liberties restoration

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Coat

Indeed, but

don't call me..............

sorry I'll just ...............

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Cage rattling time

to show the world who the real slime balls are.

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Swiss watch auctioned for £3.76m

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Badgers

The title..........................

Could have got it a lot cheaper on e-Bay

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Wii Fit fall woman turns into nympho

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She

should get a good price for it on EBay with that functionality.

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Wiseguys net $25m in ticket scalping racket

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Happy

...an alleged computer programmer....

got quite a few of those working here.

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Orange overshares in bcc blunder

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FAIL

on reflection decided... no

wimps.

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Quantum superclock will be accurate past end of life on Earth

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Go

Will want to see

the get out clauses in the warranty agreement before I buy one.

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US plans crewless automated ghost-frigates

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Pirate

it doesn't matter too much if you lose the odd robo-frigate

Anyone thought to ask the frigate about this?

Shades of Dark Star spring to mind

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Johnson reveals ID register linked to NI numbers

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NI numbers included

and this is surprising because?

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Taoist truck driver guilty of unlawful sex

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Paris Hilton

pending a psychological report

Is that for Him or Her?

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