40 posts • joined 5 Jan 2010
Be even more fun when they try to upgrade it to irony level.
Re:images of Steve Jobs per square meter
This sounds like a suitable candidate for an El Reg unit of measurement.
.... you mean you actually expect us to do something in return for our salaries?
Not that long ago
that the UK weather forecast was technically an official secret and the ordnance survey maps had blank spaces on them where the military bases were - even the ones with public roads running along side them.
We Brits take our secrecy very seriously - especially when its in full public view.
.... if you have a multi-million node botnet, it's silly to try to hide it behind the 4000-relay Tor network .............
Unless you are doing traffic handling analysis to assist with tracking of course.
Can't think who would possibly want to do that though.
....the 2008 vintage training manual ......
So this is 5+ year old information.
Lots of improvements in those 5 years no doubt.
Re: "Bad news; All the governments and most coporations are full of'em!"
That is not really fair on lizards.
Re: Are they sure...
Or the finger print just overlapping the sprockets into the frame.
Re: and in other news....
Still trying to decrypt the message attached to the pigeon in the fireplace.
In the current climate
I do hope that he has patented it.........................
Re: Bradbury died last *year*?
Would that be Terra or Martian years?
Re: 100 meters is less than a full brontosaurus?
I notice that we don't seem to have an El reg unit for time.
A serious oversight IMHO
Just a couple machines running Windows 7 and a Samsung Galaxy tab.
"Swedish design house Day4 ........ Deciding to test peoples’ gullibility... "
I thought that was what IKEA was for.
I suppose that any mail criticising the gumment will be considered as spam.
make you wonder how it got through 510k in the first place
.... once CERN come up with the goods Cupertino can send a suitably modified version of Genesis back to sort that little glitch.
was it fitted with a finger print reader by any chance?
Just think of the maids
when its thrown by the Stretham Clothes Horse
.....lose all historical statements data on 18th April......
Should be fun explaining that to the tax man when he call and wants to see 7 years of records.
the way that it was parked on double lines.
think about getting one if you live anywhere near Scunthorpe.
how sad, what a pity, never mind.
decidedly whale shaped to me.
require a log on using the licence number and the registered postcode.
Would remove the problem of not being able to view when outside the UK.
Won't happen though - far too simple
So it seems
there is a legal use for BitTorrent after all.
might be worth a few quid in the future.
The letter, signed by Paul Gerrard
well that'll teach Him, I must do better signed 50000 times
of useless organisations that obviously haven't noticed which way the wind is now blowing.
Should help the economy drive a bit.
don't call me..............
sorry I'll just ...............
Cage rattling time
to show the world who the real slime balls are.
Could have got it a lot cheaper on e-Bay
should get a good price for it on EBay with that functionality.
...an alleged computer programmer....
got quite a few of those working here.
on reflection decided... no
Will want to see
the get out clauses in the warranty agreement before I buy one.
it doesn't matter too much if you lose the odd robo-frigate
Anyone thought to ask the frigate about this?
Shades of Dark Star spring to mind
NI numbers included
and this is surprising because?
pending a psychological report
Is that for Him or Her?
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