139 posts • joined 4 Jan 2010
A whole conference on lync??
That must be like going to a meeting of the Robert Mugabe fan club!
I tried it a couple of weeks ago. Like SharePoint, it might be OK when it's finished but it's impossible to tell at the moment because it's not even beta-quality.
Everyone can't gain market share every year
Why does our economic system seem to be predicated on the impossible vision that consumers have to buy things at a constantly accelerating rate so that all suppliers can sell more and more of everything every year?
Personally I'm happy with my existing broadband, my existing telly, my existing laptop (and until I was forced to upgrade to windows 8, I was happy with my existing version of windows too)
right back to work now
the seem to have missed out 99% of the population
According to the list on the ABC news page, "male" and "female" seem to be missing
Or maybe I'm in a minority nowadays
What will they actually get for the $200m?
If the windows team won't be releasing any updates or security patches, what do you actually get for your $200-per-pc extended support? a shoulder to cry on and some help to fix your newly infected PCs?
"Woo Hoo" I thought - "A phone you can fold in half to make it smaller and protect the screen when it's in your pocket". But of course no, it's just a phone that is slightly curved but you can bend it flat if you want to.
I already have a flat phone - why the hell would i want to buy a curved phone just to bend it flat?
There seems to be a lot of bad feeling in el reg towards Microsoft, and digging out some irrelevant ex-staffer to have a pop at Nadella before he's even started seems a bit harsh.
Good for you I say - I've had 20 years of being messed around by Microsoft and their shit software. I don't care who's in charge, I just want to beat them with a big stick!
re: fuck off
The thing is, office 365 isn't just cloud. it could be simply renting your copy of MS word instead of buying it.
MS have simply done their usual clever trick of renaming all their existing offerings to the new name and claiming huge uptake of the new product, when it's mostly people just using the same technology they had before but under a new name.
that screenshot - are you serious???
An interface that looks like Windows 3.1 would have if it only supported 2 colours and 256x512 resolution!
It's not surprising nobody wants it!
dark colours anyone?
the basic problem with any wall projection is that the darkest colour it can project is, well, white
What would I give to have the email address and phone number of everyone who uses shapchat? Hmm, about £0.00
as Basil Fawlty would say...
Can't we get you on Mastermind? Next contestant: Mr. Tim Worstall. Specialist subject - the bleeding obvious.
...not just a service for customers, but used extensively by Microsoft itself
Isn't that a bit ironic. People are scared of cloud specifically because it's NOT IN HOUSE - they lose control of the servers, data etc.
Of course MS would use azure because it IS IN HOUSE for them. Would they run their infrastructure on google or amazon? no. then why would they expect anyone who's not Microsoft to run their infrastructure on Azure.
I'm with the beasties on this one
If GoldieBlox had behaved in any reasonable manner, I'm sure the BBs would have been much more receptive to an amiable solution, but for them to file a pre-emptive lawsuit was cynical and appalling. Take 'em for every penny you can boys.
growth in sales is not the same a growth in storage
as a very rough approximation, storage is the integral of disk sales over time, so if sales go down it doesn't mean storage is going down, it just means it's decelerating (not going up as fast as it was).
Moreover as the article pointed out, there are other significant factors like reducing cost of storage and improved efficiency which would allow total storage use to accelerate even if disk sales go down (and yes I know old disks get thrown away but I suspect even that isn't enough to counteract the other factors)
Experience is overrated
what counts mostly in computing is ability, not experience. I will agree that all other things being equal a wide range of experience is a plus, but counting the number of years' experience in a particular subject area is very overrated.
I'm sure we've all met with people who've been doing the same job for 20 years but still don't really have a clue, whereas a keen newbie with talent can pick things up quickly and learn on the job and overtake their "superiors" within a few months. I'd choose a fresh grad who knew how to program over a "lifer" who'd lost all drive any day.
This could actually be a good thing
computers have suffered for so long from the problem that any old idiot with a laptop had the tools to create content, hence most software and most web sites are crap - the software equivalent of a movie filmed on a mobile phone.
by finally giving dumb users a content consumption device instead of a content creation device, we might finally get to have the people who know what they're doing creating the real content and software, while slab-fondlers can concentrate on tweets and facebook posts that nobody reads.
Governments have been spying on us poor citizens for years. Now finally it will be easy for the common man to snoop on the private lives of MPs
all well and good in theory
but it's exactly the fragility you experienced that is the problem with Microsoft - "black box" installers that sometimes work but often don't; incomprehensible error messages; the fact that things often inexplicably work the second or third time. They failed to make SharePoint reliable in the enterprise so they've abandoned it, and it took them 20 years to get windows right. How long (if ever) it will take to get WASWS right is still very much open to question.
these look somehow familiar...
ah yes, they all look exactly the same as my 4 year old MacBook air :-)
"a digital archive of rarely accessed but useful, static information."
2 out of 3 ain't bad :-P
the crazy thing is
it's only about 2 years ago they decided to dedicate a vast amount of resources to invent the third platform. I wish I could afford to waste $10Bn (or whatever it cost) doing something utterly stupid and then still get a massive payout when I finally got kicked out of the company
are "me too" posts allowed in this particular instance?
best one for years :-)
but which parts are they actually using?
One of the nice things (for the supplier) about bundling all your apps up into one umbrella brand is that you can announce that customer is has signed up for your latest all-singing all-dancing cloud offering when all they're actually going to use is office on the desktop (which they were already paying for) and a bit of webmail.
All conjecture of course!
RE: MS just don't know what to say to sell Windows 8
"...a modern OS like Windows 8.1".
Not _actually_ Windows 8.1 but _like_ it -- in other words, Windows 7.
Re: Due Diligence
Yeah we should all move to Google docs - no way anyone else could interfere with our files then is there?
surely someone on websense has done their maths wrong
If I read their site correctly, the problem affects all versions of Windows and Office except for the 2% which have the combination of office 2010 + (server 2003 or xp), so that would be 5+30+41+14-2 = 88%
Not entirely true
"As everyone who has ever run a successful project knows, the first thing to do is to get the specifications right."
True to an extent but as everyone who has run a successful project also knows, users rarely know what they want before they start the project. If your definition of successful is delivering the project and getting paid, it's fine to try and set the requirements in stone before you start. If you want a system which is actually useful you have to be prepared to refine the requirements as you go along - that's what agile is all about,
bigger is better
If linux is going to compete with other software in any serious way the version numbers need to get much bigger quickly - everyone knows higher version numbers are better. Chrome browser was only released a couple of years ago and that's on about version 30 already. Windows 2000 was almost exactly 250 times better than windows 8. LT should take advantage of this and leapfrog everyone else to bring out linux version 3000
I can't see it catching on
I'm lucky enough to work for a small tech company where everyone is their own IT support, but if other areas of tech support (e.g. internet providers, phone companies etc) are anything to go by, it's easier to employ 100 useless-but-polite people who have no idea what you're talking about and just serve to give you the run-around than to employ a single person who actually might solve the problem. I don't like it but that's the world we live in.
Whenever I report a problem, I try to give exactly the kind of information I would ask my customers to give me, but usually I find the person I'm talking to has no understanding of what I'm trying to achieve and no skills, training, aptitude or interest in interpreting my input or resolving the problem.
Thin end of the wedge
soon someone will discover that if you put the battery in the keyboard, the screen can hinge up naturally without needing a silly cardboard/leather stand. then we'll almost be back to the ultrabook/netbook
Is this piece an advert?
It doesn't seem to contain any editorial content, just stuff that could be gleaned from Microsoft's web site
too many platforms
One thing that will certainly come back to bite MS their decision to "unify" on 3 separate (and mostly incompatible) platforms rather than just two. None of their tablet stuff can work on phablets
UTF-8 IS unicode
I know you said you were refusing to be rigorous in use of the correct terminology but side effect of this is that the title of your article is completely wrong. you're complaining about UTF-16 and if you use UTF8 you are also using unicode
"sustainable" business model
the only sustainable business model for instagram is to sell the company for enough dosh you can sustain yourself indefinitely on the proceeds. shame someone else already thought of that
Re:Better to have no gadgets during take off
as far as i'm concerned there is no difference between reading a book on a dead tree and a kindle, and for the most part that includes electrical emissions as well (assuming you've got a proper e-reader with a passive screen as opposed to the "poor man's ipad" type)
I don't even bother trying to explain to the stewardess that my kindle can't be turned off; I just put it in the seat pocket until she's gone past.
I hope their laptops are better than their supposed hi-fi. I think I'd rather have B&Q speakers :-)
In fact, the share price rise directly caused by the departure of monkey boy will probably add more on to the worth of their existing share options than they'll get in new ones
nothing wrong with digital watches
Although uptake of the first ever digital watches (and the latest smart watches) was/is doubtless based partly on fashion, I think Dabbs has got it completely arse about face with regards to digital watches in general.
I have always worn a digital watch, they're cheap, reliable, more accurate than analog, easier to use, and have the option of various features should you choose. The fact that analog watches are the norm nowadays has more to do with fashion than practicality. about the only advantage of analog watches is that you can get a self-winding mechanism and not have to go through the inconvenience of changing the battery once every 5 years.
This could be the best thing MS has done all year
Not that that's much of an achievement mind you :-)
But Nokia is still a good corporate brand. If the combination of MS and Nokia can produce the kind of handsets and tablets that enterprises want and have them seamlessly integrated with windows apps, domains, group policy, and that kind of stuff, they could quite easily become the default choice for enterprises if not consumers.
Compared to recent MS screw-ups, this one looks eminently sensible for both organizations
..."such as a brand you like"
in other words, it doesn't have to _actually_ be a brand you like; your face could end up advertising anything at all without you doing anything or having any say in the matter
is this a set-up?
5 comments on a forum about a mobile phone company and no complaints (apart from those about its competitors)
+1 for me too. I was very happy with 3 and would move back in a flash if I could get a signal on 3 at work
since when did anyone ever use bing?
Since this functionality hasn't been (and by the look of it won't be) implemented in google, it basically doesn't exist.
Oh yes, and Yahoo! - I remember that - From 1998.
they need a proper tablet OS
windows 8 may be crap if you're not using a tablet, but MS also don't seem to have realised it's crap if you've got a tablet too. why on earth would tablet users want to have to go into "windows mode" with cmd.exe and regedit whenever they need to do anything complex. RT truly is the worst of both worlds - doesn't run windows applications but half of it still has UI legacy from windows 95. If you're going to make an OS that's not compatible with existing windows apps, at least start form a clean slate
it's a nice idea...
but applications can only be treated as cattle if the infrastructure and services they require work the same way. for most enterprise infrastructure (think SQL Server, Oracle, ASP.Net, J2EE, exchange, anything you like) that's as far away today as it's ever been.
i laughed out loud when i saw this bit: "the approach doesn't work on IE8 because the browser features pop-up warnings." so IE8 is more secure than newer version then :-)
it's a serious point for security though. In the old days when windows UI was relatively consistent and predictable, people knew what an OS dialog or a browser window looked like. With windows 8, things fly across the screen or take up full screen and the user has no way of knowing whether it's malware or an OS prompt.
who needs it?
I can't see that the vast majority of people need 30Mbit broadband. The money would be far better spent ensuring that 100% of people have access to some kind of broadband (say 4Mbit)
Re: Web adverts
yeah - that takes me back. I guess even Internet Explorer probably has ad blockers now
"Twitter is conspicuous in its absence from the presentation's list – which is reassuring"
Isn't the whole point of twitter that everyone sees everything, so harvesting that is trivial anyway?
Re: It can't get any worse...
@Moeluk I think you're right. apart from the fact that I now have SkyDrive pro listed in the add/remove programs, I can see no difference at all.
In case anyone is thinking of using SkyDrive pro in conjunction with SharePoint, here's an example of how braindead it is: Drag a file from SkyDrive pro to your desktop note that the mouse cursor is "move" not "copy". You have just permanently deleted it from SharePoint. No Warning or confirmation message. Of course you can drag it back but you have lost the version history unless you want to restore your whole SharePoint server from a backup.
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