* Posts by DarkElfa

5 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Dec 2009

MS update gives some XP boxes the Blue Screen

DarkElfa
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Its a conspiracy

MS did it on purpose to try and convince people to upgrade yo 7 by making XP look unstable. ;)

Apple misses self-imposed Windows 7 boot camp deadline

DarkElfa
Jobs Horns

It's Microsoft's fault!!

Who wants to bet that will be the official response from Apple?

Hacker rattles 21,000 iPhone unlockers

DarkElfa
Jobs Horns

I smell a fruit!

Anyone else think Apple is involved here?

Oregon profs plan giant robotic space cockroach warriors

DarkElfa
WTF?

WTF?!

Why didn't Skynet think this one up? I call Epic Fail on Skynet's behalf.

Redkneck Vampire Attacks Trailer Park

DarkElfa
Troll

I miss it.

I used to read this paper when I was growing up just because it was so much fun.