* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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A Brit in California moves to the Lone Star State – just swerve the TexMex grub

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Re: Asking you what church you go to?

Tell them that Brits fight with swords - like gentlemen

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Re: You almost had me packing my bags.

But it can be fun winding them up.

"I hear it's all socialist in Europe"

>Yes we a fire service that comes for free when you call, and police that are free, and roads and schools that are all paid for by the government

"Er yes well,.... "

>And we get health care for free paid by the taxpayer

"That's what I mean - it's like communism"

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UK Supreme Court waves through indiscriminate police surveillance

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Re: "justification was that he sometimes attended protests with “Smash EDO”, a violent group."

So if the Queen showed up at an event in parliament and there were some elected MPs present who were on, for example, the Army Council of a Northern Irish purely cultural organisation - she would go on a list ?

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Re: It's Over for Democracy

Like the chaps who kicked out George III to produce a nation founded on freedom and equality.

Anybody know how that worked out ?

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Re: It's lost it's rationality....

It's not really a question of whether some secret agency has the name of a 91 year old anti-Iraq war protester on a database.

It's whether the police are allowed to give somebody an unofficial "police record" for attending a politcal meeting, and then use that as further evidence that he is a "person known to the police" when it comes to getting a warrant later, or using knowing him to get a warrant on somebody else because they are associated with a person with a police record.

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Oi. APPLE fanboi! You with the $10k and pocket on fire! Fancy a WATCH?

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Re: Resale Value - not a lot

So the only logical solution is to buy a fake Rolex/Omega from a market stall in China.

You get the accuracy of any other quartz watch and not only do you get the same respect from anybody stupid enough to care about how much your watch costs, but you get to laugh at them behind their back.

And if you get mugged for it - you have the last laugh.

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C'mon! Greece isn't really bust and it can pay its debts

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Re: Infinite debt

A large debt with large GDP isn't an issue. Its an advantage, it gives people a safe place to put their money = government bonds.

It's like saying that a massively successful high st bank with millions of savers is in trouble because it owes so much debt to all its customers.

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Re: Yes

It still seems odd that the financial markets in London and Frankfurt are so massively different that a single currency is ludicrous and yet Barnes and Barnsley face such similar economic issues that any difference in response to them would be unthinkable.

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>Sure, it's convenient when you go on holiday

It's also convenient if you run a business. Our currency has dropped by 20% in the last few months so that fuel prices at the pump have actually gone up as the oil price tanked.

Try running a tight margin international business with 10 different currencies that vary by 20%

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Britain isn't an industrial country, it is a real estate investment trust and an offshore banking center.

It does a bit of manufacturing where there are enough tax breaks

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Re: That's a lot of words...

The Germans 'believed' the Greek numbers because they needed poor countries in the euro so the poor countries could borrow money at low interest rates to buy German cars.

The whole point of the euro was to make German exports affordable.

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VMware sued, accused of ripping off Linux kernel source code

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The real question is what is the penalty

Will VMWare get away with simply saying "oops sorry" and rushing out a patch that uses the scsi routines from FreeBSD or simply publish the code to that small module.

So sending a message to every other corporation that you can rip off GPL and even if you are caught, and even if the other side do sue, and even if you don't manage to simply drag on the case until the developer's legal bills bankrupt him - there is no real penalty.

Or will they be fined the $20,000 / copy that a teenager would get for downloading MP3s

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Re: tisk tisk VMWare

It makes everything GPL effectively LGPL.

You take any GPL code, wrap it in a service that you use via DBUS, publish the code to your service wrapper and keep your code proprietary.

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Pentagon 'network intruder', dozens more cuffed in British cops' cyber 'strike week'

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Re: Let's hope police forces around the world go after these criminals.

I assume they will first be extradited to the Netherlands for the theft and then to Russia / china / Iran / etcv wherever the hacked sims ended up being used.

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Virus writing?

Is a crime since when?

I wrote a backup script which (accidentally) recursively copied our log folder to a subdirectory - infinitely deeply . Who do I turn myself in to ?

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Canadian bloke refuses to hand over phone password, gets cuffed

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Re: Not just Canada

You have computers in NZ ?

Actually - you have government in NZ?

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Re: Okay, so they ask to see my laptop.

>Okay mister border guard, what now?

I've been stopped at security like that.

"Turn on your laptop"

Boots to a command prompt.

"No - turn it on."

It is on ?

"TURN ON THE COMPUTER"

Eventually worked out what they wanted, "startx" and wiggle the cursor

The world was once safe from terrorism and VMS.

For extra bonus points it should start a command prompt in klingon

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Mummy, what's the point of Evgeny Morozov's tedious columns?

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Re: I do not think it means what you think it means...

>>"The fastest way to reduce wealth inequality would be to forbid people to take out mortgages"

Only because of the unique way in which wealth inequality is calculated - or reported.

Take a capital city where houses are so expensive that people take out 100year multi-generational mortgages and spend 3/4 of their take home pay on repayments.

Compare a city principality where the crown prince owns all the housing but rents it out cheaply. The entire population of millionaire f1 drivers and tax exiles spend all their money on fast cars and drink.

Which has biggest wealth inequality ?

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Re: Evgeny Who?

"Worstall is a marxist-socialist type"

More a marx-fraternalist type

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Paul Allen hunts down sunken Japanese WWII super-battleship

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The military leadership doesn't prepare for the next war

> they prepare to fight the last one

Generally the winners fight the last war - after all they won so they must have been doing it right.

The losers generally get the opportunity to hire a new set of younger generals (typically after shooting the incumbents) who take a long look at what went wrong and come up with some new ideas.

In the case where the last war was some considerable time ago it can be quite entertaining - such as the Royal Navy's attempts in WWI to re-fight the Battle of Trafalgar against the Germans.

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Re: Who trained the Japanese to torpedo bomb?

We did a beta release for Pearl Harbour which the Japanese observed Battle of Taranto.

Pity the Americans didn't take any notice - probably because it used canvas biplanes to destroy a naval fleet and the Americans didn't have any canvas biplanes so their fleet was safe.

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Sophie the Stegosaurus was a teenaged fat lass claims triple-D model

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Not quite birds then

>Dinosaurs are related to modern birds .... but their anatomy could have been quite different in some cases

Especially in the case of large viscous teeth and claws for example ?

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US military SATELLITE suddenly BLOWS UP: 'Temperature spike' blamed

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Re: 450 nautical miles up

>You have no idea how superior nautical miles are to the French equivalent.

For navigating at sea on a great circle - they are ideal (well assuming you are doing your navigation using astronomical sightings and a stop watch and don't have a calculator)

For orbital mechanics they are less obviously the ideal choice

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Re: Defense Meterological Satellite

It's offense meteorology you really need to worry about

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The US navy will claim it was a gay suicide pact.

DHS will claim it was a 5year old on the no-fly list

NSA will claim it was north korean hackers

And British nuclear Fuels will claim it that the situation was completely under control, that it was a one in a million chance, that there was hardly any radioactive leakage at all, and that the site of the explosion would make a nice location for a day out with the kids and a picnic, before finally having to admit that it wasn't actually anything to do with them at all.

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Re: 450 nautical miles up

They will do anything to avoid metric won't they.

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US court rubber-stamps dragnet metadata surveillance (again)

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Re: The FISA court is worthless...

But even then you would expect it to reject 20% for being on the wrong form, send back 30% for queries, lose 40% in the system and then launch an internal inquiry into what happened to the other 10%.

Remember it's only DMV grade incompetence that protects us from government

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Re: The FISA court is worthless...

Remarkably effective for a government service.

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Silent Circle revamps secure smartphone

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Re: And yet for all its cleverness

If you are using GSM voice for calls then it is recorded anyway, because the nice men from the TLAs are very good friends with the nice men from the Telcos. They don't need to crack the SIM.

If you are using encrypted messaging on the phone then you are obviously a terrorist anyway

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Would you trust 'spyproof' mobes made in Putin's Russia?

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Re: So they own all the circuitry...

There are GPS transmitters but they are rather large and obvious and generally bolted to satelites

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Re: Neil Barnes Switching off phones does not disable built-in GPS functionality

The GPS receivers (or rather the calculation of position) is very power intensive.

The solution with 2nd generation GPS was to use base station triangulation as a starting point rather than a lock from first principles, together with an accurate time reference, avoiding the need to keep an updated position..

The newest generation can pass the semi-raw GPS signal to be processed in the base station or even in the cloud and the result returned to the phone.

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Re: @Kraggy

Whereas we have the knowledge that Lord X will eventually produce a public inquiry on the matter which will totally exonerate the government.

At least secret police thugs cost less/hour than QCs

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Re: Who do you fear most ?

Given the list of things that are now "terrorist" in the eyes of NSA/GCHQ- like protesting oil pipelines, merchant banks, billionaire tax evasion, or union activities - then I assume you would get a commendation from the KGB

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Reckon YOU can write better headlines than us? Great – apply within

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Re: Duh, I dunno know boss

Didn't last week's travelogue say that you can't do sarcasm in SF

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Re: Pet Peeve

If your were working for a global multinational like el'Reg you wouldn't have to use BART.

All these companies have luxury buses that pick up their employees from their downtown lofts and whisk them to their offices.

In the case of this esteemed mighty organ they probably have a barrow that does the alleys behind bars at chucking out time

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FCC says cities should be free to run decent ISPs. And Republicans can't stand it

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Re: They should compromise

Same with the police, 1/3 of my property taxes go to the local police and yet several entrepreneurial minded future young republicans offered to protect my parked car for a very nominal one-time fee.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: El Reg eggs Benedict

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Re: you had me at Bacon..

English muffin - too much effort, a bap will do

Poached egg - fried egg is better

Avacado - substitute mushy peas

Hollandaise - that's just salad cream isn't it ?

So basically a bacon, fried egg and mushy pea butty with salad cream - sounds simple enough

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Iran hacks America where it hurts: Las Vegas casinos

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Re: Poor Enron.

Enron was obviously destroyed by time traveling North Korean hackers

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Re: Hold them accountable

Now if they had inserted a virus that made the roulette wheels spin at a pre-determined rate .....

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You obviously aren't a good enough customer.

I would be insulted - it's like somebody refusing to steal your crappy phone

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El Reg regains atomic keyring capability

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This one glows in the presence of idiot users - try it at work

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Re: Also in US?

Not to mention Canadian terrorists smuggling Kinder Eggs of Mass destruction

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Net neutrality victory: FCC approves 'open internet' rules in 3-2 vote

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Re: One step forward after two steps back

Ma Bell's monopoly was arguably a good thing in the 20 and 30s and even 40s

The alternative would have been every town having their own phone system and a massive government standards body to set technical requirements for interconnection of devices that hadn't been invented and a regulatory body to ensure everyone played nicely.

This is pretty much what happened with the first cell networks in the USA. Roaming charges started when you stepped out of your house.

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>How on God's Green Earth is any of that provision in law applicable to broadband internet service?

Perfectly. I rent a phoneline from you, I pay you for calls, you sort it out with the other providers how to bill them for calls to people on their system.

I rent a broadband line from you, I pay you for data, you sort it out with other providers how to bill them for data on servers on their system.

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Re: We Internet pioneers breathe a sigh of relief

>May we see your actual evidence for this?

Fox news said so - what more evidence do you need ?

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Re: Death to CDNs ??!!??

>Akamai is in a banned business model.

Akamai isn't banned.

Fox monitoring the stuff from Akamai and slowing packets containing HBO shows is banned.

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