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35 US states petition for secession – on White House website

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Re: Talk about failure to comprehend!

What are the plans for Scots when Scotland leaves ?

Especially if someone vetoed their joining the eu

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Can we have one ?

For English independence from Scotland ?

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Microsoft aims Windows Embedded 8 at $1.4 trillion market

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Re: Good luck with that.

Because nothing says low footprint, effortless reliability and maintenance free - like Windows (tm)

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Paying for Windows Server 2012: Worse than using it?

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Joke

opensource

Remember: Windows is only free - if your lawyer and accountant's time has no value

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Google, Amazon, Starbucks are 'immoral' and 'ridiculous' over UK tax

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Lower it to below the zero % for the Dutch Antilles?

And of course the same would apply to all the companies currently paying tax. So Tesco, M&S, RollsRoyce etc would suddenyly have billions to give to their directors?

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Re: Revenue/Sales/Turnover != Profit

And some do it by pretending that they have to pay a huge royalty to a subsiduary in Grand-Caymen or the Dutch Antilles

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No they are Bahamanian (sp?) Grand-Caymen or Liberian companies.

They just happen to have a lot of US shareholders

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re: If there is no suggestion that these companies are breaking the law, then why the big fuss?

Then change the law.

There was a fuss when companies were advertising holidays to Thailand where you could fuck X-year olds because it was legal there.

A media fuss, and a new law banning you from doing something illegal here but legal there

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Re: what do you expect them to do

The obvious thing to do with a giant loss making industry that is as vital to the UK as Starbucks - is nationalise it.

A fair price would be paid to it's shareholders based on the profits they have been making!

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Samsung turns screws on Apple, hikes A6 processor price 20%

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Re: I wonder..

>Hardware manufacturing is easy.

Yes you just pay out $5-8Bn to build a last generation 22nm fab and then throw out everything you produce for the first few years - like TMSC did with Nvidia tegra cores

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Re: $25 Android pad coming soon...

They are $39 at my local electronics supermarket, no idea what they have reached on buy-china-stuff cheap.com

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Microsoft rolls out always-on Skype for Windows Phone 8

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until microsoft, or their agents/partners/bloke-they-met-in-a-pub bombards you with spam every 10 secs

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US whacks sanctions on Iranians for web, TV censorship

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US whacks sanctions on China for web, TV censorship

Probably not - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/09/google_blocked_china/

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SEC staffers slammed for serious security snafus

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Re: exactly

That seems a bit paranoid

It's like suggesting that if you are a secret agent you shouldn't take USB keys full of classified material to a strip club.

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BOFH: Can't you just ... NO, I JUST CAN'T

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Re: F***ing brilliant @Ian Johnston

> because if doctors simply succumbed to the whim of every patient

They do that's the problem

It would be easier to just give this women with a cold an antibiotic, it won't do any good but it will get rid of her

10years later - antibiotics are useless because everyone handed them out like sweeties

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Snake-fondling blonde nude punts Polish coffins

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Re: SHOCKED!

>NAVELS!

>Everyone has one of those?

Except presumably Eve (and Adam)

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AMD shutters German Linux lab, gives devs the axe

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Re: They expect to sell their CPU's in servers..

Unless the purchasing decisions are made by people whose only knowledge of the technology is from seeing the logo on the side of an F1 car.

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Bald? Looking old before your time? Don't panic, but you might DIE

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Not to mention the danger of "Passive Blitzkrieg" - I think they should probably be banned near schools or within 3metres of air intakes

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I don't know, the description looks a lot like pictures of my grand-dad and he died bald at 30.

Of course D-Day had a lot to do with that - so I need a hair transplant, iron my ears, slim my eyelids and keep away from heavily defended German coastal fortifications.

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>. Although IIRC there was some complex rule stipulating a maximum number of immortals.

I think it was; there can be only 0 or 1 or file-not-found

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Re: In other news

Don't worry about your fat eyelids - do something.

A vigorous workout of 10minutes/day of blinking should give you toned 6pack eyelids and lead to a long and healthy ( or at least heart attack free) life. Seems a lot less effort than jogging and eating healthily

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'iPhone 5 is so easily scratched we just can't get them out the door'

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Re: market them as "pre-scratched" phones

Give it to a 5year old for 5mins and tell them to "be careful" with it ?

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Just call it a design feature

Each iPhone has a mathemtically unique fingerprint of fractal generated surface features which make it special just to you.

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Apple engineers 'pay no attention to anyone's patents', court told

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Re: difference between Infringed and Willingly Infringed

Then you were badly advised.

When you submit a patent you swear that it doesn't violate any other patent that you know of.

Trying to claim in court that you didn't know it violated a patent because you deliberately didn't search is like a doctor claiming they knew of no side effects to a drug because they deliberately didn't read the label.

Good luck with that one.

Engineers being told not to read patents is the exact opposite argument. They aren't expected to be experts in the field of the invention and what is prior art - but you are.

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Ohio voting machines have 'backdoor', lawsuit claims

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Re: Well if

It did, but they hired an Irish consultant - a Mr O'Bama to install it.

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Re: Tradition

Why not incorporate it into the election process?

You draw a penis alongside the candidate you want.

Or if you introduce Single Transferable Vote - you rank the candidates by the erectness of the penis

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Re: hush you

But postal ballots mean that the $Bn spent on TV attack ads in the last week of campaigning is wasted.

Whats the point of both candidates flying around the country being photographed filing hurricane sandbags and kissing babies if selfish people have already voted based on "the issues"?

Don't you care about the poor starving TV executives?

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Re: re: maybe not

Although if Bruce Schneier wins tomorrows election by a landslide - we have reasonable grounds for suspicion

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US election: New Jersey email voting plan 'best of bad bunch'

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Typo - I think you meant "wade" to the polling place - and use the electronic voting machine that is under water

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The Cloud made of Penguins: Open source goes 'industrial scale'

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Great where do I sign up?

I would love our next software product to be written in the cloud by collaboration rather than locking programmers in a room. Where do I click to do this ?

Do I need to do anything to make the result FDA approved like our other software or is that just part of the cloudy-goodness? I need it to talk to our scanner hardware, can I get a cloud CT scanner?

ps Can I have a pony aswell? Or do you just get unicorns with the cloud?

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Microsoft's 32GB Surface RT has 16GB of free storage

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Re: Formatting since always...

Except in this case you would reasonably expect stuff "in"rom" not to count on something like a tablet.

It's back to the days of 64k Commodore 64 with it's usable 49152 bytes of memory

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USS Enterprise sets out on its final mission

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Enterprise outdated

Isn't "Enterprise" a rather outdated concept in America today?

Perhaps the replacement should be called "Hedgefund" or "Creditswap" or just "Bailout"

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Even US generals have realised BlackBerries are uncool

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motivated by the closed nature of both the hardware and software

We are switching from AES to this supersecret algorithm

Is it any good?

Well it must be because the makers won't tell us how it works!

Still it must make the staff meetings at Foxcon interesting: Listen up glorious chinese workers, the iPhones we are making this week on this line are all going to be used by the American military

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Lab mice drown in their THOUSANDS as Hurricane Sandy fills NYU basement

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Re: Further proof that scientists don't care

And the subway doesn't care either

There were a lot more rats living in the NY subway and many of those would have drowned - but did the Port Authority and Dept Sanitation do anything to try and rescue all the rats from the sewers and subway before this hit ?

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Debenhams cafes ban outré terms like 'espresso' and 'cappuccino'

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Re: Nothing new here

The Rebel, The one decent thing Tony Hancock ever did:

waitress - what can I get you

hancock - cup of coffee no froth

waitress- no froth!!

hancock - that's right -no froth

waitress - I don't know why you come in here -you can get a coffee with no froth anywhere

hancock - look, i want one cup of coffee with NO FROTH! - I want to drink it not wash me clothes in it

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Re: Little England is alive and well I see...

No and we don't mind ordering a Hamburger.

But we do object to asking for a McBurger and McFries with a McCola to McGo.

The same way we would object to being forced to order a medialion of ground aberdeen angus lightly broiled on a gas grill and served with a focciacia en-sliced avec garnish du gherkin

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Re: Not everyone lives in London.

Asking for a tea - in a little "tea shoppe" in North Yorkshire.

Is it for you?

Quizzical look

Well do you want builders tea or posh tea?

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Re: Except that a "Tall" coffee often means small coffee

I like it, I describe myself as "Tall" - in the Starbucks sense

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A history of personal computing in 20 objects part 2

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Re: Ah, the ZX80 ...

>30 years later and the only thing that's changed is it's faster, more comfortable and the hardware is a damn >side more reliable.

But now the operating system, programming language and frameworks are

"Cheap, nasty, frustrating and ultimately, a whole lot of blood, sweat tears and eventually, fun."

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Re: ZX80 [...] cased and equipped with a Qwerty keyboard

> they made superb doorstops

So microsoft might sell a few surfaces then ?

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New York tech firms form 'bucket brigade' to fuel flagging servers

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Re: Fukishama

How do oil wells work then?

You can pressurize the tanks and have the pumps wherever you like providing the pressure to push the fuel up. You can also have hydraulic pumps where the motor and hydraulic pump part are high up and the drive pump is in the sump.

The reason not so suck diesel (and other fuels) with a vacuum pump is that you would evaporate off all the volatiles, leaving you with tar in the tank and a motor full up fumes.,

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MULTICOLOURED TARANTULAS found UP TREES in Brazil

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Re: No blue arse - no story!

And the question science has always wanted to know - why don't they have 7 of them, one between each pair of buttocks ?

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French gov 'plans to hand Google €1bn tax bill' - report

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Re: UK-Ireland-Holland-Bermuda

You can, just become self-employed, register your company in the channel islands/bermuda/etc get your current boss to pay that company rather than you.

This used to be very popular because you paid yourself in dividends which are/were taxed at 10% and no NI. But the government caught onto this and decided you are no longer self-employed and you get to pay both employer and employee NI.

The Jimmy Carr method is never to pay yourself at all - just have your offshore company lend you money every month which one day you might have to pay back - so no tax. This is what rock bands used to do in the 70s with supertax.

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Re: Profit != Turnover

Since just about every company in the world is in bermuda, they hide $100Bn of 'costs' their, Bermuda has no armed forces - I think i can see a way of paying for those new aircraft carriers

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Forgetting Microsoft: How Steve Ballmer's Surface could win

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Re: Confused

Microsoft are far from fscked - they are going to be one of the most valuable companies in the market.

With $150Bn in cash, once they divest themselves of this silly little software sideline they can become a very sucessful hedge fund.

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Petition for Alan Turing on £10 note breaks 20,000 signatures

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Re: They'll probably refuse to put Turing on there....

Well he did violate the computer misuse act and pirated a lot of German intellectual property

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