4318 posts • joined 31 Dec 2009
Re: No shit
And that was the idea behind .Net - "write once run anywhere" (now where have we heard that before?)
Somehow I think porting a major app from Windows PC to a phone is going to take a little more than just switching CLRs
Your train isn't delayed - it is currently experiencing performance issues
Re: What's that I hear?
Card charge-backs are limited in time, what about all the books she bought over the years and the device itself?
Amazon is a very big credit card customer, customers are a pain in the arse to banks these days
So her credit card company sides with Amazon, decides her charge-back is fradulent, cancels all her cards and black lists her on the credit rating agencies.
1, Piracy = obtain book for free, read book for ever, on any device.
2, Retail = buy book for slightly more than hardback price. Agree to them tracking all your other purchases, eating your first-born son, flambe-ing your cat and all the other small print. Read the book on one device - until the supplier goes bust, or discontinues that product line. Have the product you "bought" deleted if they feel like it, or make a mistake, or they have a fall-out with the publisher.
Re: I don't think ordinary customers are as stupid
And the punters are going to tell the difference between a flat screen hinged to a flat keyboard = laptop and a flat screen hinged to a flat keyboard = tablet?
Suppose WIndows7 pro could only run on a workstation while Windows7 home could only run on a PC - and only home apps would run on home and only business apps could run on workstation.
And the workstation and PC looked identical except for the processor architecture?
Re: hold on there!
Would you like a Windows tablet or one of those weird Android things ?
Oh Windows please - I know that
...quiet voice ... did we mention it doesn't look like windows, work like windows or run any windows apps ?
Re: if its small and cheap
Kepler finds the needle in the haystack - this measures the properties of the needle when you know where to look
If you know which local bright stars to look at, you don't care when or in what order it's easier on the spacecraft platform. If you are in low orbit the launch, communications and ground stations are cheaper.
Over here in 'Merika the system is.
Get hired on crap wage for this sort of job. Sit around in empty room playing angry birds for 6months while they process your security clearance. Leave and get hired as contractor by defense company
All the contracted out jobs need a security clearance, but it's incredibly difficult/expensive for a private company to get one, so you need to hire away government workers. The government workers all know this so it doesn't matter how incompetent they are, so long as they have the golden ticket they can work for you.
Nobody has ever worked out who does the actual work. We think it might be umpa-loompas, or aliens - or probably the chinese.
Re: Easy - if the Police removed all the license plates from all of their unmarked cars...
>Great, so you just look for a car without plates and assume cop car.
No - you have a law making it illegal to notice that a car doesn't have plates
Because if global warming kicks in - that's what Eastenders will look like?
Oh the humanity ......
Have they spoken to the phone companies?
Hey telcos - be the first to roll out Windows8.
The phones will cost slightly more than Apple, are less popular than symbian and have fewer apps than Babbage's analytical engine.
But there's a bonus - your users won't have to pay you for any calls.
Re: Installing Linux
In addition some linux distros have their boot loader signed by MSFT
Probably annoys Richard Stallman a little but means that Linux will install with no questions asked.
Re: @tkioz "While it would be easy to take pot shots..
The problem is that "some manager said we could ignore it" doesn't carry any weight in court when somebody sues you
I think you are confusing obvious common sense with the law.
If you did this you would be immediately fined and probably imprisoned because they aren't qualified to appear before the bar in that state.
Re: Must be Republicans running Minnesota!
> Allow free education for anyone?
Generally it's Democrats that are against non-standard education - the teachers union is about as powerful as the NUM used to be in the UK.
In general anything stupid being done "for the good of the common people" is democrat, anything stupid being done "for competitiveness, growth and prosperity" is republican.
Re: Exactly how are they intending to enforce this?
They are going to introduce IQ tests when you get your driving license.
Anyone that scores over the average has obviosuly been reading books and will be punished.
Ironically Mn is in the middle of a row with telcos about it's plan to install $35M of public fibre to attract high tech business to the area - so long as none of those attracted had done any of that-there book-learning outside the state presumably.
There are 1000s of books published all over the world that are crap.
Should Minnesota ban it's residents from ordering from Amazon unless the book had been approved by the legislature?
Re: Of course
Well that would certainly help with all those "I'm on the train" calls
It doesn't bother me - the chauffeur does all the driving (well strictly he's a bus driver - but he prefers chauffeur)
You're safe over here - we only taser blind drivers with a white stick.
Re: Isn't this the law in the Republic of Ireland?
>Article 4 of the Irish Constitution:
We are in England, we don't give a flying leprechaun what the Irish constution says.
If one of those TPLAC (tin pot little african countries) wants to call itself "the most wonderful and enlightened people's democratic paradise of Angola" we don't have to take any notice.
So we can call "the damp bit of the island of Ireland that is completely broke" anything we want.
Re: What the hell
>Does one do with a box containing about 50 floppy drives, including some 5 1/4" ones.
Label them "Top Secret" and leave them in a bar in Soho
Re: Mouth over reason
And now that we all have our own private phones (and never put them to our ear/mouth) the only failing of the Golgafrincham wouldn't apply.
Science is not democracy
It doesn't matter if 97% of Americans believe the Earth is flat and carried on a turtle - it doesn't change anything
, it will still be on the back of a terrapin......
>Which is why tape should never be your ONLY backup
Except if you are using tape it's precisely because there is no other way of doing it!
Boss, I'm not sure if we can trust that tape robot with the 1000 x 125Tb cartridges in it.
Ok go and buy 100,000 USB harddrives and make a spare copy
Re: The shame of it is
>Not quite sure what went wrong.
The advantages of mastering:
10 print "johnny is a w_nker"
20 goto 10
In the global economy, was rather less than we thought?
Re: I think...
That's the difference between ICT and CS.
ICT (=typing up your HW in Word) crosses the curriculum and other than perhaps having typing lessons in junior school alongside learning joined-up-writing - probably doesn't need it's own GCSE
CS is a reasonably genuine subject, it's either applied maths or applied engineering. So just like all the other sciences are applied physics but they still get their own classroom.
Re: deispite all the argument above
>The fundamental point for me is
>Gove == Idiot
Even more worryingly, compared with almost every other minister that has buggered around with education in the last 20 years - he isn't.
Re: The Distinction....
>The Internet is a physical network and all the logical structures related to packet layer communications.
Or the internet is a protocol on top of the wired network - or actually these days generally on top of some other packet protocol.
It's friday and I'm feeling pedantic
> 'Well, I can't do anything about that because you haven't used the technical term. I need to know exactly what part of your knee hurts."
True - but if you took the car to the garage and said; the engines broke, when you mean you have a flat tire then they might be a little confused
>Finding math teachers is kind of easy because the whole population understands basic math
Finding maths teachers is easy because the school curriculum has about as much math in it as ICT has computer science.
Re: Why hasn't he been given...
Because for most of the actors playing bond - either their wig would have fallen off, they wouldn't have got their gut behind the steering wheel - or in the case of Mr Connery, it would look like they were pedalling it.
Re: "First they came for the national socialists"
No - instead they censored the communists and banned any communist newspapers, just to make sure thsat those extremists didn't get into power
Re: But, to be fair...
There aren't anti-fascist laws, just specifically ones against Nazis
These are sometimes a bit ridiculous - there was a history exhibit at Berlin train station where any photos taken 1933-1945 had little black circles stuck over a certain symbol. IIRC you also aren't allowed to buy/sell stamps from the period
The accused "Elizabeth II" was the named head-of-state for the inteligence service that illegally spied on the meagupload owner.
Although she claimed to have no knowledge of megaupload, military inteligence, or the current whereabouts of New Zealand, the women known only as "the queen" was still held responsible.
And $250 is still netbook territory.
At $99 it would be an interesting toy - but if it only does web - why do i need "a tablet with a keyboard" ?
Re: tru dat
So no need for ofcom or your ISP to be involved
The MPAA can simply tell the US govt to tell your VPN's parent company/bank/credit card company to force them to hand over all the details under the "it's an election year and we fund the campaign" rule
Re: What if Japan did this too?
if the vote goes the right way we could have the same issue with Berwick!
I think china is the "rouge" state - even with their capitalistic shift they are still official "red"
Taiwan isn't even slightly pink-ish
Re: illegal opinions...
Or even the opinion that you don't think Daily Express/Princess Di levels of national hypocrisy are necessary for every missing kid.
And more importantly - even if the police did get their act together and impound a router in Estonia talking to a load balancer in Korea and so find and shutdown the VM in the Netherlands.
Then 10 secs later another VM copy paid for by a Mr J Smith's disposable credit card spins up in Canada.
Re: UK prices
So new product from widely disliked company, no apps, no buzz, no fans. But it manages to match the price of the market leader who has people camping outside it's stores to look at a new model.
By this logic Lada should launch their 4wheel, 4door car at the same price as a BMW - then it's sure to sell
Presumably because reducing the size of a pint of Australian "beer" is a benefit.
"They don't spell it XXXX out of ignorance Lewis"
Re: I miss the ounce...
>and kilos anything but potatoes.
That explains a lot of German cuisine then
Re: missed the poll
You're not as confused as him - it's not your job to be as confused as him
Re: Oh dear, I see a logical progression from Anonymous and viruses
"After prosecuting several hundred completely innocent grannies, chavs, and the like the courts deem the system to be useless "
But the police and local council will find it invaluable.
"Ok nosher - put your hands up for the post office job" - otherwise we have 100cases of movie downloads at 250,000 fine/each we can get you for.
"Dear Mr Smith - thank you for your letter about bin collections" - I see you recently visited a paediatrics web site, please send a letter congratualting the council on it's service or we will pass this onto your children's school
Re: The logical extension
No need - anyone who uses a VPN is by definition a criminal or a terrorist.
If you have nothing to hide why would you try and hide from the all seeing eye of Theresa May ?
Re: Some of you don't seem to understand...
But the nice thing about the ones built with slave labour - the ones made on a friday afternoon are just as good !
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