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Daft tweet by Speaker Bercow's loquacious wife DID libel lord

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Re: The Law is an Ass

In other words the day after a Ripper murder, to print a headline asking "why is the prince of wales buying so many razors?" isn't that different from printing "the prince of wales is Jack the Ripper" - smiley face or not.

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4G LTE: Good for tweets and watching Dr Who. Crap at saving lives

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Re: Imagine

But at least digital isn't as susceptible to interference.

A 500khz AM pirate radio ship off East Anglia can apparently knock out every vital communication system from lifeboats in Cornwall to the RAF in Scotland - or at least that's what's claimed when they are shutting them down,

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BBC suspends CTO after £100m is WASTED on doomed IT system

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Director of future media?

Simple way to cut costs - go through an organisation and fire anybody called "a creative consultant visionary" or a "director of social media inclusiveness"

Not only will you save their inflated salaries, you will improve morale and reduce the overall level of stupidity

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Feds slam hacker-friendly backdoors in jalopy, grub factories

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Re: @Andrew Jones 2

Money

Customers demanded remote access so they didn't to send a truck and a service person out to drive miles to change a setting on a traffic light, storm sewer or air quality monitor

Then they demanded that they use regular wifi/gsm etc so that they could dump the fixed phone line.

At no point did they say they would pay extra for milpec security and so the suppliers didn't fit it

You might as well ask why your home isn't fireproof or your car isn't theft proof - because the costs outweigh the risks

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'Leccy car biz baron Elon Musk: Thanks for the $500m, taxpayers...

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Re: @Chaz

Only by the standards of some very "Hollywood accounting".

Some car companies paid back their TARP "loan" only by not including the majority of the TARP that was paid to cover debts and losses by divisions and pension funds that were turned into separate companies and spun off to the government.

According to the TARP inspector general "The most recent cost estimate for TARP is a loss of $60 billion. Taxpayers are still owed $118.5 billion (including $14 billion written off or otherwise lost)."

It's a bit like the UK government claiming to make a profit on Northern Rock if you don't count the billions in bad debt that weren't part of the sell off.

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Re: Wow

If only people stopped wasting money on all this technological research we could get on with the job of harvesting nuts and berries and hunting bison

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Anonymous threat shutters Gitmo WiFi

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Re: The Military governor of Guantanamo is pre-empting...

If only they had thought of using that excuse rather than the "only following orders" the last lot would have got off

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Re: The Military governor of Guantanamo is pre-empting...

Building "holiday" camps in another country so that your laws don't apply and they are then completely legal?

That didn't work out so well last time

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We need Gitmo to counter the growing threat of home grown American terrorists http://cms.fightforthefuture.org/teenager/

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Smartwatch face off: Pebble, MetaWatch and new hi-tech timepieces

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Does it have a calculator?

That's what I really want in a watch

Save me carrying an HP48G around everyday

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Opera rewrite comes to Android

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Re: Erm

OK got my update this morning.

I've never seen the "app is not responding, wait, cancel etc" box before on Android.

Managed to reinstall opera mini - but can't find opera mobile anymore

Opera mini doesn't handle the accept conditions redirect page on the free wifi here.

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Erm

And this is different from the Opera Mobile and Opera Mini I've been using since Android 2.1 ?

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The bunker at the end of the world - in Essex

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Re: yes

Except presumably before launching their nuclear war on the west the Soviet high command might have decided to move to a little place in the country. So targetting everything on Moscow is a little bit "operation stable door"

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Ed Miliband brands Google's UK tax avoidance 'WRONG'

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What a brave and principled politician

Now go to one of your safe seats in Derby and tell the workers that Rolls Royce is evil for not only paying no UK tax but claiming a multi-million tax refund for "training"

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'India attacked Norwegian telco to get at Pakistan, China' - report

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Re: Inevitable

Or it could be a double bluff by the Norwegians.

Just look at the statistics.

1st millenium, no internet, lots of viking attacks

2nd millenium, limited internet, reduced viking attacks

3rd millenium, universal internet, no viking attacks

The vikings have obviously moved into cyberwarfare.

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'Lab-smashing' Stuxnet HELPED Iran's nuke effort, says brainiac

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Re: The lesson is stealth

The problem with keeping it secret, is that the US will inevitably make a movie claiming it was all their work

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Re: Hmmmmm.....

Time to invade Holland ?

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Re: Closed the door

I'm pretty sure the click-through Eula prohibits it's use by any other inteligence agencies

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Re: Exactly...

That's generally considered sufficient evidence to start a war - at least in that part of the world

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Irish deputy PM: You want more tax from Apple? Your problem, not ours

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Re: What precisely was this guy responding to?

It helps if the other country is in the Eu so there is no import duty.

So Mr Romanian president, lower the rate to 10% and we will pretend to invest billions of $ and create 1000s of jobs in your country. Or at least put up a few brass plaques outside lawyers offices

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Re: What precisely was this guy responding to?

Right upto the point where some other European country decides to make it 10% or 5%

It used to be that Ireland did very well with US corporations: between the language, golf courses, whiskey and the "Mr Obama - come and meet your ancestors, the O'bamas" angle.

But with $$$bn at stake I'm sure a few CFOs can face having their euro-headquarters in Luxembourg or Romania.

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Re: I got an interesting idea

To be fair that wasn't just tax - Bono's ego was getting too large for Ireland, people were being pushed into the sea off Galway.

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Nationalisation

Ireland is short of money

It appears to have one of the worlds most profitable companies in it's backyard.

Why not just nationalise it?

It could even pay compensation - although since the company is mostly irish and most of their business is in Ireland - you wouldn't allow them to repatriate the money to any other tax haven.

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Computer use irrelevant to education outcomes, says US study

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Re: The accepted wisdom

Yes they do help get over the crap handwriting = thick hurdle. So much so that schools have "allegedly" been classifying lots of kids as Dyslexic/Autistic/etc so they can use word processors in exams.

But that's a long way from deciding that if you can write a story and use different fonts you are not only doing better at the story but you are learning computers as well

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The accepted wisdom

from anybody who has even the least justification for an opinion - ie anybody who has been in a school.

Is that computers are mostly a complete waste of time. From the days when we had a BBC micro and a laser disk to learn about the UK in the doomsday project - to today's make a web page in Word showing why you didn't do your maths homework.

By all means put some computers in a library, along with some books, in the hope that some student discovers them and learns something (very much like the books) - but don't think that a power point replaces a teacher

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A backdoor into Skype for the Feds? You're joking...

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Or we should mandate a federal law enforcement back door

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Stephen Hawking nixes Intel voice upgrade plan

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Re: Wasn't it DECtalk?

It's DEC - that explains why he is still working 50years after he was supposed to croak

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They WANT to EAT YOUR COMPUTER - welcome your ANT overlords

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Re: Sigh..

>But not in Canberra, they can't hack the cold winters.

Or the politicians

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Re: maybe

Did you see the list of states affected?

Any research into the evolutionary behavior would have to conclude that Jesus did it.

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US boffin builds 32-way Raspberry Pi cluster

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Re: Who mentioned Windows?

I think he has a trained penguin to do the W*ND*WS

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Massive EXPLOSION visible to naked eye SEEN ON MOON

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Re: The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

I recommend that we surround the entire planet with several miles of protective gas which will convert the meteor's energy into heat and dissipate it safely.

We should also arrange that large areas of land in big countries along an east-west axis are mostly uninhabited or filled with people we don't really care about.

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Petshop iPad fanboi charged with filming up young model's skirt

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Unofficial CCTV

The same state allows stores to install cameras, including hidden cameras, in changing rooms

It also allows employers to put cameras in staff toilets to catch them taking drugs http://articles.latimes.com/2000/apr/27/business/fi-23822

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MIT takes battery-powered robot cheetah for a gallop

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Re: Why legs.

"If there were a better way to get around, something would have evolved it."

Evolution only works if it benefits an individual - the problem with wheels is that they need roads, it's hard to evolve a gene for building roads that other individuals use. Social insects might manage it

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Google 'DOES DO EVIL', thunders British politician

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Re: Of course, we could just leave the EU

I thought UKIP's policy was not only to leave the eu but define a new continent

Unlike the more sensible Conservative/NewLabour policy of redfining it to be America (possibly Texas in Blair's case)

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Re: Of course, we could just leave the EU

So the ads would now be sold by Google-Sark or Google-IOM and the 1000s of people workign in London still wouldn't pay any tax.

However the rest of the Eu would ban Google-UK from selling to them, or introduce a 100% import duty, so Google would close it's UK office and open one in Europe.

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Re: In this day and age

And the advantage of this is that rich people don't pay tax.

Normal worker with salary = pays tax

Rich worker who is paid in dividends through a shell company = no tax

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Climate scientists agree: Humans cause global warming

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Re: Well

In which case 100x that number of astronomers, geologists, geophysicists etc would be saying it was natural to keep their jobs

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Hunt: I'll barcode sick Brits and rip up NHS's paper prescriptions

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Re: Anti-fraud measure?

IIRC the reason for the charge was a nominal sum to cover the pharmacists cost of handling the prescription. Since this new computer system will reduce the cost dramatically (all computerised systems do ) the fee can be abolished.

Alternatively anybody who doesn't have to pay can prove that by registering a 90quid e-passport in the new system on every visit

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@rurwin

You wont have a choice of pharmacists because your doctor (or semi-autonomous grant holding patient acquisation unit as he is now known) - is signed up to GooglePreScript which has an exclusive contract with

Easypharm, who unfortunately only have branches in London and the Caymens (for tax reasons)

They will deliver the drugs to your home, for a moderate extra fee, and in only 28 days.

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Mac malware found with valid developer ID at freedom conference

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Re: This goes to show...

Yep - if you are a human/environmental/animal rights campiagner all you have to do is be better at cybersecurity than the combined technical resources of any government that may oppose you.

You should also assume that the same government owns the OS and hardware you are running it on

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Mobile tech destroys the case for the HS2 £multi-beellion train set

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Except BT will get the contract - so it will be ADSL over copper.

With the copper wire running above the tracks and a clever little device on top of the train to make contact.

None of you new fangled wireless stuff.

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Re: Bussiness...

Funny how 3hour checkins and security lines at airports don't get billed in the same way.

Heathrow: 70million passengers/year * 2 extra hours waiting * 50quid/hour = 7billion quid for extra "security"

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Re: It's more binary than how many minutes are saved

That will be why everybody is rushing to build Concorde replacements then

If it's vital that cockneys and brummies meet face to face to discuss the massive West Midland-London trade deals then it shoudl be vital for me to supersonic to Shenzen everytime I need a circuit board making.

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Re: It will only work to move people around the UK if the tickets are cheap!

>I could, in theory, work in London for several hundred quid/day more than I do in my home city.

But once everybody from your home city can work in London - that rate drops.

It will however increase the price of houses in your city when Birmingham becomes a London commuter suburb

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London Olympics site to become digital mega-hub

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Re: Notting Dale Itek?

>This present venture seems to have some similarities.

Except for the educational aspects and local yoof

This is subsidized office space for big companies who are frends with the government to stick a bunch of call center people in with a couple of felt tip web designers upstairs to get the digital-britannia bit and the occasional school party being shown some of this "multi-media stuff" to justify the educational tag

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Re: Oh really

If only it was that easy to create an orphaned work

Mr J. J. Abrams - would you mind stepping over here, near the edge of this multi-storey car park

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Re: Pardon my cynicism but...

Because each "digital social creative media cloud government relations consultant" requires a barrista, a personal assistant, a life coach, a yoga instructor, a nanny .....

So you only need a few government website concepts to be concepted about - to easily create 6500 new jobs

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Review: HP Pavilion 14 Chromebook

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Re: Why?

Company is office365, I would love not to have to carry a laptop and just use my Chromebook but even outlook.com doesn't work

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Re: Why?

Unfortunately office365 doesn't work with chrome

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