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ISPs: Relax. Blocking smut online WON'T really work

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Re: Deja-vu

Because it makes little baby Jesus cry

and makes Daily mail readers vote for the other lot

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Secret ROYAL BABY birth VIDEO leaked! (And other malware scams)

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Re: Inbreeding?

Er yes

If we weren't all descended from one women we would be separate species which - with the possible exception of US talk show hosts - we aren't

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New Kiwi spook law allows domestic prying

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World breathes a sigh of relief

Knowing that New Zealand radicalism is now being so effectively monitored

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Boffins: Dolphins call each other NAMES. Not RUDE ones!

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Re: to see if the named fish responded?

>Because it's a mammal?

Mammal is a class, there are at least 6 classes that are fish.

Some also have members that live on land so a mammal that lives in water can be a fish

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Re: to see if the named fish responded?

>All fish have gills

>All fish lay eggs

So salamanders and axolotls are fish?

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Re: to see if the named fish responded?

Chondrichthyes - sharks/rays are fish

Osteichthyes - ray finned fish are fish

Agnatha - lampreys are fish

Hagfish and Echinoderms ( starfish ) aren't even Cordata and they are fish

Don't see why a mammal can't be a fish

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Troll loses 'we own the Web' patent appeal

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Re: There should be a "you didn't stand your ground" law

Making patents worthless

So if one court in China/Russia/Texas decided that a local company didn't violate an Intel/ARM/etc patent then all their customers get all their license fees back ?

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Own goal

>owned by the University of California, had sued Microsoft ....yielded around $US30 million for the University

But presumably means no Microsoft/Gates donations to the UC system

Would it be legal for MSFT to decide not to hire any future UC grads? - live by the troll ,die by the troll

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How do you drive a supercomputer round a Formula 1 track?

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Re: Avanade?

They do a couple of hundred mph - how much more mobile can you get ?

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Web advert giant (Google) crams cash into Glass eyeball-chip brainiacs

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Re: What?

From where the beams presumably end up in the user's eyeballs

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Texas school strikes devil's bargain, drops RFID student tracking

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Re: Now THAT'S the way to get yerself a quality edumacation

Following concerns about wireless technology a new direct student-student cabled network system has been introduced = Combined Houston Area Integrated Network - Gang

In partnership with the department of transport the students will also be taking part in a new practical course of road side hydrological engineering

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Re: 200 cameras??

No they simply mount a camera on each student and have them automatically uploaded to facebook

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Only 1 in 5 Americans believe in pure evolution – and that's an upswing

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Re: Slight confusion here

God made the world from the slain body of Ymir the ice giant.

Do you see any Ice giants left alive? No ? - that's all the evidence you need if you have faith!

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Re: UK?

We have the House of Lords and Royal family to disprove any idea of intelligent design in hereditary

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Re: Perhaps given the wording...

My cat would argue over the "less advanced" part

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US Marine Corps misses target, finds and bombs Nemo

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>Just for reference British troops and special forces are far better trained....

And yet they haven't managed to retake Australia!

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Re: New procedure.

The boats might have had Americans onboard

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UK parliament presses for pardon for Alan Turing

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Re: Quash it, don't pardon it

We already did by quashing all the WWI shell-chock victims executed for cowardice.

For some reason the government seemed to think WWI veterans played better to the Daily Mail crowd that dirty filthy mathematicians.

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Re: Guy Fawkes too

Instead we allowed the Dutch to invade and our king ran away without fighting ?

Certainly peaceful - but not necessarily a model for government

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LG, Sanyo, fined for price-fixing laptop batteries

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Re: m

Not if they had the same friends as Wall St

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FCC votes to bring faster internet to US schools

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Re: My plan for success in the US government

I'm afraid CISCO has a patent on that.

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/02/why-a-one-room-west-virginia-library-runs-a-20000-cisco-router/

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Re: More Obama and his meaningless bullshit.

But by 2017 100% of Americans will be employed in surveillance of other Americans -

and since these are jobs that, for reasons of security, can't be offshored the future is looking good for the guardians of the nation's freedoms.

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US secret court renews government telephone snooping

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Re: Let's be honest

Yes the US surveillance of NORAID kept us safe from IRA terrorism for decades - thanks NSA

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Worldwide tax crackdown planned against tech globocorps

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Re: Hmmm... loot!

Yes 50% of GDP generated by a government owned profitable nuclear power industry, a profitable government owned aerospace business, a profitable government owned space program even.

Far better to have 50% of GDP be a bailout to crooked gamblers in the city.

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UK investigators finger emergency beacon for 787 Heathrow fire

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Re: A lot of noise over nothing

Or it was the installation, or the new revolutionary ligthweight wiring, or the power connections or some other cause that happened to be in the same place

6000 of the units are in service without exploding - it's suspicous that a brand new delivery of a brand new model suddenly suffers from it

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>I'll go for the aluminium. As we all know, early adopters are exposed to all the undiscovered faults.

I'm sticking with wood

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Re: Plastic Vs Aluminium

Insulation - we don't need no insulation. This is an American aircraft, post-and-wire was good enough for our houses it should be good enough for airplanes (*)

(note: come the counter-revolution this word will be banned)

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Re: He could not rule out alien involvement

To be fair - he couldn't

I think this is going to be my new favourite phrase for bug reports

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Re: What are audits for? How should they be conducted?

The system mostly works because Boeing has quite a strong incentive not to build the next DC-10.

And the alternative is that aircraft engineers inspectors who weren't good enough to get a job at Boeing and went to work for the government do it instead.

Picture the staff at the DMV - would you rather have these guys specifying the design of your anti-lock brakes or an engineer at BMW?

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Re: Echoes of the DC-10

> Everything on that plane is checked by the FAA before it's given a certificate of air worthyness.

Nothing on the plane is checked by the FAA - that's not how certification works, not a single FAA engineer touches the aircraft.

They check that Boeing has procedures in place to test the aircraft and check that Boeing follow those procedures. Boeing then does the same for its sub-contractors.

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Ex-prez Carter: 'America has no functioning democracy' with PRISM

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Re: 'Greatest Country in the World' or 'The Fall of Rome'...... On Today's News:

Although wearing black polyester suits only speaking English and eating a Big Mac while in Rome probably tipped somebody off.

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Re: When it comes to the direction of America 'The Simpsons' say it best :-

"Four things we do best: music, movies,microcode (software), high-speed pizza delivery”

Well one out of four ain't bad

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Re: He's right

Almost like the "Decree of the Reich President for the Protection of the People and the State" who could oppose protection of the people and the state?

Sometimes you have to read beyond the title

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Re: He's right

How do you support term limits in a democracy?

" I demand that I not be allowed to vote for this candidate next time !"

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Re: "they don't give you the Nobel Peace Prize for nothing"`

>Remind me, what did Obama get it for?

He reminded them of Kissenger

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Five bods wrongly cuffed thanks to bungled comms snooping in UK

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Re: It's not about the truth

> everyone is guilty of something.

Even if it's only being Irish.

Although presumably the police's job is easier now you just have to prove they have sufficiently good enough tans that they might be muslim

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Tweet like escaping Hell depends on it, Twitter Catholics told

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Re: Seriously??

No, once a Catholic always a Catholic.

You could join the Taliban and you would just be a bad catholic

Dara O'Brian

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Re: Phibible

Odd strategy from God really.

You let the Jews get it wrong for 1300 years, then send the kid along to tell them how to do it but they are wrong for 1500 years until a monk comes along to say they were doing it wrong ...

A bit like patch-Tuesdays

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ACLU warns of mass tracking of US drivers by government spycams

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Re: Why do they do it? Because they *can*

>The UK has had ANPR in many sites with data retention for up to five years but WTF for?

To protect the children

A police patrol car out in a residential area one evening got a message that a car with no road tax had been detected by the ANPR in his patrol car - so set off in hot pursuit. At 94mph through a pedestrian crossing - killing a school girl.

Fortunately it turned out to be a false alarm - the potential terrorist road tax evader had paid.

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Water, sunshine or pig s***: How will YOU power your data centre?

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Re: Easy answer.

Most of downtown Toronto's AC now uses a big pipe of cold deep lake water from whichever great Lake is next to the city.

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PRISM scandal: Brit spooks operated within the law, say politicos

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re: GCHQ circumvented UK legislation

That is true they didn't - because they didn't have to. The existing legislation lets them do anything they want.

They may have allowed the NSA to circumvent US legislation, but that's because the US doesn't have as much control over it's subjects as we do.

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Now you can be the NSA: Snoop on a Google Glass hipster with a QR code

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Why

Would anyone bother spying on a Hipster?

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Microsoft DENIES it gives backdoor access to Outlook encryption

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I feel sorry for Richard Nixon

If only he had thought to have a secret court declare what he was doing perfectly legal there wouldn't have been a problem

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Ad man: Mozilla 'radicals' and 'extremists' want to wreck internet economy

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Business friendly solution

Mozilla should charge him the same rate for his ads appearing in their internets as Fox charge for advertising on their network.

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PM writes ISPs' web filter ads for them - and it must say 'default on'

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Re: Why is regulation a bad thing?

Because there won't be an official regulated government list created by sane (or at least accountable ) people - that would be Big Brother.

There will be an order to "use a list" but the ISPs are free to pick any "unaccountable opaque censorship restriction" list they choose.

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Re: Is it a national blocklist ?

I'm sure the government will leave it open for the ISP's to choose a list and they will choose the list that they are already using "to protect the children".

It doesn't cost them anything, everyone else is doing it and if you object you are obviously a peado

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Re: Is it a national blocklist ?

The "Internet Watch Foundation" produce the list, they are a charity so they are independant of government (snigger) but also don't have any official oversight - they ban what they want and you have no appeal.

you also have no idea who their backers are, who is funding them or what their political/economic/religious motives are - but you can't possibly have a problem with this because they are protecting the children

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