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Native Americans were actually European - BEFORE the Europeans arrived!

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Re: Awaiting politics.

Obviously if native Americans and Europeans had common ancestors then Europeans get to run casinos as well.

Although apparently it's racist to claim that 1st nations came from Africa via Asia via an Alaskan land bridge. Their sincerely held beliefs are that they originated here on the land and so have absolute rights to it.

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Microsoft touts SCROOGLE merch: Hopes YOU'LL PAY to dump on rival

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Re: Hi pot, kettle calling...

A new improved security policy - microsoft have changed the backdoor password to Bitlocker from "NSA" to "NSA123"

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Cryptolocker infects cop PC: Massachusetts plod fork out Bitcoin ransom

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Re: A novel approach to crimefighting...

Two stories down is a US senator claiming that Bitcoin is only used by terrorists and money-launderers.

Isn't there a rule against the police funding terrorists?

- I mean the CIA or FBI ok, but surely local police shouldn't be funding them

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Kerching! Nominet preps for cash AVALANCHE from shorter UK domain names

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A novel proposal

People are already used to remembering telephone numbers for companies

There is no ambiguity in a number, no "all one word" or no it's not sex-change it's "s-exchange"

I propose a system where a simple set of say 4, 2 or 3 digit numbers could replace a website URL.

And one day when the internet is available on phones we will be able to enter the website companies directly with a simple numerical keypad in our pockets. Comments to 50.57.15.204 please

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>Nominet is a not for profit company.

So is Eton and both work equally selflessly for the greater good of the ordinary man in the internets

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Gaming co ESEA hit by $1 MILLION fine for HIDDEN Bitcoin mining enslaver

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Next time

There will just be a line on page 96 of the EULA allowing them to use computer resources for "auxiliary purposes"

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US senator asks: Will Bitcoin replace Swiss bank accounts?

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Re: Yes, HSBC Bank.................

Remember that HSBC were fined, not the $ itself

You can simply prosecute exchanges int he same way - even if you can't fine "bitcoin"

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Antidote for poisonous Aussie Red-Back Spider venom DOESN'T WORK

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Re: Second most feared??

>How else to explain their ability to break into cars, and the jump out at the most comically appropriate moment....

Due to the average temperature being slightly higher than the surface of the sun, most people park with their windows partly open. The spider thinks - Hello, a nice cool cave with a ledge to hide behind.

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Re: Second most feared??

I thought Huntsmans killed more people than any other spider?

They like to get into cars and hide behind the sun visor.

So you are driving across Australia at a sedate 30mph (as all Aussie drivers do), flip down the visor - a spider the size of a cat lands in your face and you liable to be momentarily distracted

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What a plot of nonsense: Ten Master master plan FAILS

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Re: Mostly bad plans but also mostly not bad entertainment

But he fell foul of the Rickman law. In any movie always shoot the actor with the beard and the posh English accent - he is bound to be a supervillian

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London businesses to signal UNSWERVING LOYALTY to capital with .london domain

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Re: Not Good

Scotland, Ireland and Northumbria will then unite into a viking army and pillage London - sign me up.

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#ALERT! There'll be EMERGENCIES on TWITTER for UK, Ireland

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Re: Geographically focused?

they do that here for lost kids etc. but location is based on administrative regions.

So the UK equivalent is that a kid goes missing at a motorway services in Berwick, they put up notices on road signs in the Scilly isles but not in Edinburgh.

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Budget decay kills NASA plutonium drive project

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Re: Obama strikes again

>"More folks sit on their asses and take government tax money than work in this country"

If you include in that farmers and everyone that works in the defense industry - then yes.

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Re: Obama strikes again

To be fair the Muslim outreach was relatively cheap.

They simply released the report on how many Jewish slaves died in Von Braun's V2 factory

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GCHQ tracks diplomats' hotel bookings to plant bugs, say leaked docs

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Re: Based on all the leaks

Yes but they are evil empires that we spend billions of $$ pointing nukes at (except Israel) - we are the good guys.

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WHO ate all the PIs? Sales of Brit mini-puter pass 2 MEELLION

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Some context

Over it's 5-8 (?) year life the BBC micro sold 1.5M units, almost all to schools and pretty much only in the UK.

The Spectrum sold around 5M mostly in the UK, while the international Commodore 64 shipped 12-15M.

Not a bad start for a device that is less than a year old and pretty much sold only to geek hobbyists.

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It could take 3-5 years to get into schools.

Education work on year-ahead schedules. This year it's launched and a few teachers notice, next year it's brought to the attention of the curriculum/exam boards, they consider it for the next year, then they announce it will be an option the year after that, then schools start to buy them.

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Space hotelier Bigelow wants capitalists to FIGHT comm-MOON-ist takeover

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Re: INFLATABLE LEAD ? ( The metal that is )

Because the autonomous bots can't then stand for election as "heroes of the space age" - so there is no way they would get funding.

The same reason we still have fast jet pilots in charge of all the world's airforces

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Fukushima fearmongers: It's YOUR FAULT Japan DUMPED CO2 targets

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Re: No middle ground for the hard Greens...

Depends on what you mean by third world.

china and India don't have much of a green movement curtailing their emmissions

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Re: Oh dear...

>the chances of anyone dying of cancer as a result of the Fukushima accident are remote.

Nope - if you are in Eastern Europe and about to get a couple of million tonnes of coal power station ash dumped on you as Germany shuts down it's nukes - they are quite high.

It's going to drop a lot more Becquerels on them than Chernobyl did - however it won't affect anyone west of the oder so we don't give a .....

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Re: Humans aren't responsible enough for nuclear power

We just finished building a new multi-million $ treatment plant for the chemical soup pouring out of a mine that closed 50years ago. The mercury, arsenic, cadmium etc will be safe in 10^32 years if certain theories about proton decay are correct. Until then we can just keep cleaning the water and burying the toxic sludge.

Removing 100years of the same stuff from the bottom of a 1000m deep fjord is going to be a little more tricky.

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Re: Anti-nukers... vs. Pro-Nukers

>I don't feel any warmer about eating fish from the Pacific.

You would prefer fish from the North Sea?

Take every factory, refinery, chemical plant from Basel to Rotterdam and filter all it's waste through that fish.

Then add every particle of brake dust, rubber additives, catalyst, and paint chips that flaked off every car in europe, Then add in all the human and animal sewage and pathogens

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Re: Anti-nukers... vs. Pro-Nukers

But that is natural free-range organic radiation which haven't been forcibly bred in some neutron factory.

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Re: It is an engeneering problem not a nuclear problem.

>The calculations were made to harden the plant against a massive tsunami

That is precisely what engineering means.

The plants should have been hardened against any conceivable tsunami/earthquake?

What about the schools and homes- 1000s of people died in those.

Surely all primary schools should be proof against a magnitude 10 earth quake?

Here on the other side of the same fault zone we spend only a few million $$ bolting classroom bookcases to walls.

If society had priorities then all the children would be protected by schools built deep underground in bunkers, and all the old peoples homes, and all the hospitals etc etc - in fact nobody would be allowed to live within 100km of the pacific ocean

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Re: Remember Bhopal?

But those were brown people - and even worse, poor brown people.

The correct order of concern is:

White Americans

Europeans

Japanese

Black / poor Americans

South Americans/Russians/Chinese

3rd world smiling children

3rd world starving children

Other

So Fukismima/Chernoby are about equal to a 3mile island, only because it may affect sushi or Welsh Lamb, a Bhopal is about equal to a Katrina

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DropBox puts locks on doors, hopes biz bods will buy the house

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You can send public links to somebody - so that file you need to send to a client that is too large for email or blocked by some firewall policy, just dropbox it and email them a link.

Want free reliable back-up for a few Gb of stuff without needing to run a btsync server?

Have a non-techie that wants to just keep their pictures/docs safe without understanding what backup means?

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Re: And still no client-side encryption?

>Ask yourself why they designed the system this way

Deduplication = less diskspace/bandwidth

Dropbox heavily dedupe files. So a million copies of that same cat picture only takes up a few K

If they are all encrypted they can't tell the files (or parts of the file) are the same and so need to store and transmit everything

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True fact: Britain is losing its brains

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Re: How do they know I emigrated?

I assumed the report meant UK residents who had patents (and so were inventors) who had then left.

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How do they know I emigrated?

I am an inventor (at least I wrote a bunch of patents)

I have worked abroad a number of times.

I currently live abroad in the land above the land of the free

But although I always have to fill in a lot of documentation for the place i'm going to - I don't remember ever telling the UK government I left.

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Canadian teens cuffed over alleged Snapchat child sex pics ring

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Re: Proper charges

Yes they are lucky they are only being tried as child-sex offenders.

If the copyright police got them - they would really be in trouble

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Yes if there is one group that should have complete unfettered access to all your communications it's Quebec's police and politicians.

I here they are currently investigating one of the senior officers under suspicions that he had no links to the mafia

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The only way to protect the children is to make sure that boys and girls are totally separated upto the age of 18 with no allowed contact between them - then they can safely emerge as adults.

The system has worked very well for the UK ruling classes, and the current government.

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GCHQ hijacked LinkedIn profiles to hack Belgian telecoms network – report

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Re: Cloaked man-in-the-middle attack

>They can't (yet) ask for LinkedIn to amend their code to include spyware for specific users.

Says who?

Secret national security letter from a secret court tells you what to do - who you going to call?

Isn't that pretty much what they wanted Lavabit to do?

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Heads will roll

So now, in companies across Europe, Linkedin is being added to corporate firewall blocked sites, along with facebook.

So GCHQ has damaged the share price of a US dot-net company - surely that's an act of terrorism?

Will Cheltenham now be the subject of a US drone attack?

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Norks unlikely to beat the USA in the death-ray race

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Re: Sacre, Fear, Money Dare!

I thought it was the Iraqis who had secret invisible weapons of mass destruction that could hit London in 45mins ?

Now the Iranians have them as well !

Whose next on the list - India, Ireland and Israel?

We must invade Italy at once to stop Iceland using it's secret volcano weapons.

Then for the next crisis we can open Bush and Blair's big book of countries to 'H'

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If your bosses tell you you're 'in it together', don't EVER believe them

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Re: Not quite sure I understand the article.

It's the logical disconnect between "employees are our most valuable asset" and firing them to save money.

You don't see Rolls Royce saying "The technology for single crystal Titanium fan blades is our most valuable asset - so we decided to scrap it"

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Falkland Islands almost BLITZED from space by plunging European ion-rocket craft

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Re: OK, so...

They could if it wasn't for the atmosphere.

In practice it's more like skipping a stone off the beach and expecting the coastguard to tell you how many hops you will get.

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RETRO-GASM: The Fuze electronics kit for the Raspberry Pi

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Re: Are you sure?

Unless it was a medical device, in which case the device needs to meet ISO 60601 and CE class umpteen. And the supplier of the psu needs to meet a bunch of acronyms, and all their suppliers...

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'Hmm, which is more important: connectivity or malaria vaccine?'

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Re: Malaria vaccine versus connectivity

The malaria vaccine is a very real possibility - Glaxo are trialing one.

The tricky thing with malaria is that we have been living with it for 1,000,000 years so it has got very good at evolving around most of our immune system.

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World's first 3D-printed metal gun 'more accurate' than factory-built cousin

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Re: Interesting.

>build such precision in other objects

You can diamond turn surfaces to about 1/20 wavelength which migth be difficult to achieve with 3d printing

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Antivirus bods grilled: Do YOU turn a blind eye to government spyware?

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Re: Don't bang dinner gong in front of hungry code diggers

However the same argument doesn't apply to putting backdoors in products.

Microsoft / IBM / Cisco / Siemens / etc all have divisions that sell classified systems - staffed with people who can be trusted - they all have valuable government contracts that make them very accommodating and they all have enough zero-day exploits that even if one is discovered who is going to blame the feds? And anyway a replacement can be pushed out next tuesday.

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SCIENCE and RELIGION AGREE! LIFE and Man ARE from CLAY

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Re: So...

>Bible wasn't originally in English.

You aren't trying to imply that Jesus was a foreigner are you?

>homo sapiens americanus is the very peak of the pyramid.

Unlikely - they don't even play cricket

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Child protection group's creep-catcher passes Turing Test

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So if somebody put up an app where you can pretend to drive cars unsafely and shoot prostitutes - that would show an inclination to drive cars dangerously and shoot prostitutes and so those people should be prosecuted.

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Re: Turing?

And no proof that those that did contact the site weren't themselves Turing machines.

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Microsoft in a TIFF over Windows, Office bug that runs code hidden in pics

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Re: How? Why? Stack handling

Better than their wmf bug that let you run arbitrary windows commands by just putting "#command" in the file

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Thought you didn't need to show ID in the UK? Wrong

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On flights back from Belfast people would often be asked for their ID on the jetway by a couple of men in suits with no obvious uniform or ID. Asking them why was met with a "just hand it over sonny"

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Tim Cook stands firmly behind pro-LGBT, anti-discrimination law

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In the US you can sack people for no reason and no notice in many states, it's called "right to work" (who said Americans don't do irony !)

If the person you are firing is a visible minority there is normally an automatic lawsuit - just from no-fee lawyers. The result is that you never tell anyone the reason they are being fired - because it gives their lawyers ammunition. Which is a shame because quite often it's not their fault, it's just the company's needs change.

This clause just gives the lawyers another class to chase. One side effect is that it would force people to be openly (even flamboyantly) gay in the office in order to show that you knew they were gay when you fired them.

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Blighty promises £49m to get more British yoof into engineering careers

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So he did hospital administration and accounting?

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The figures are normally from university careers services - and they typically only track the first job after graduating and they don't include people who don't work form $MEGACORP$ who return surveys.

It used to be a classic statistic that Chem Eng grads earned more than anyone else. Simply because all Chem Engs immediately got a job with the company the careers service sent them to, and their starting salary was above average.

When you tracked how much they earned over their career - it doesn't make sense to do a technical job.

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UK.gov BANS iPads from Cabinet over foreign eavesdropper fears

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Re: 'foreign' is defined as 'not American'

No - you are thinking of the last lot, Tory MPs usually spy for the other side.

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