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TOP500 Supers make boffins more prolific

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Re: Chemists are...

Nope - a real improvement in efficency would be to get computer scientists to help chemists write programs about chemistry.

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Re: Surprising

"Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." - Edsger Dijkstra

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Does it do correlation calculations?

So MIT,Stanford, Caltech. Carnegie-Mellon, have big supercomputers and do better in rankings than ToadSuck Arkansas community college who don't?

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Cyanogen finds $80m in collecting tin after busking session

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Re: Cyanogen -

And a big chunk of Cyanogen's money came from Microsoft with a promise to "disrupt" Android.

So once the market is "disrupted"enough that you can't guarantee a certain app will run on a certain phone then the funding will end.

embrace, extend, extinguish.....

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UK.gov shovels £15m into training new quantum engineers

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Re: What about the quantum mechanics?

> Maybe I could do both?

Nah,can't do that - different union

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15M is fsck-all money.

It will be simply moved from other funds anyway

It gets him on the TV

The other lot have to either promise 16M for flying unicorns or be accused of not supporting Britain

- I did my PhD next door to an "interdisciplinary superconductivity research center of excellence" built 20years earlier under a previous vision, nothing ever come from it.

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Guardian: 'Oil reserves will soon be worth NOTHING!' (A bit like their stock tips, really)

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Simple rule

Anything the Guardian tells you about economics is about as reliable as anything the Daily Mail tells you about immigration or the Express about the death of Diane (or Independant about Kim Kardashian's arse)

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Dear departed Internet Explorer, how I will miss you ... NOT

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Re: IE 4. Oh gods, no...

We had a dash board app to monitor our servers that somebody under the influence of MSFT decided to do as an active desktop. So all you had to do to check the servers was to iconify every other window and hope no icons obscured any important bits.

And it used some javascript to refrsh itself every second which caused all your app windows to flicker on and off

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Re: French O-Level

Fortunately French O-level bears about as much resemblance to the French language as ICT does to software engineering.

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Re: Bing thing?

Wouldn't that summon the evils of bing and deliver them into the heart of your machine?

< insert demonic laughter >

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We need copyright reform so Belgians can watch cricket, says MEP

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Re: Choice not control and enforcement

And the places you sell it in should have the right to make you obey any laws they want.

So if Germany requires you to reside in Germany, pay German income tax, learn German and have your works only feature Germany characters before you are allowed to sell your content in Germany - you might reasonably complain that it is against the free market.

But demanding that you can sell anywhere in europe, base your HQ in whichever eu country offers the best tax deals, and live in another country - but then not allow customers in one country to buy your product in another - is a little unfair.

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Finnish bread in any German supermarket or bakery.

Suppose Finland decides that German cars sold in Finland had to only have Finnish written software (for IP reasons) - would the same "reasoned argument" apply ?

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'All browsing activity should be considered private and sensitive' says US CIO

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Re: Attn: Senator George Brandis

“All browsing activity should be considered private and sensitive,”...

AND of course all private and sensitive information should be tracked by the government

- so all browsing activity should be tracked by the government - QED

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Re: A government official backing encryption by default??

encryption where by default the government holds they key

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NORK internet outage was payback for Sony hack – US politician

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Re: Reasonable and proportionate

>Why the hell would you invade Calais?

First step, then Burgundy and on to Aquitaine. Then we raise the French in a combined attack on Paris - the one set of people the French hate more then the British are Parisians

The big advantage of Brits invading Calais is that nobody would be able to tell until it was too late

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Reasonable and proportionate

So in response to an alleged hack of a Japanese company that everybody except the General from Dr Strangelove believes was an inside job - the US has attacked N Korea ?

Interesting - I think the French broke the overnight build, can we invade Calais ?

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Not in the Budget: Spooks beg UK.gov for £111m brown envelope

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Re: Budget-smugglers

Try having all the communications, visits to mistresses, secret photos of all your board members in a giant database - it does wonders for your budget approval.

Being allowed to put people who dissagree with you in a football bag and fly them to wherethefsckistan to have electrodes attached also helps get your expenses claims processed.

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Borg to assimilate Square Kilometre Array data

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Re: Won't They Be Pissed...

>There's 11 member countries of the SKA Organisation

But Australia can cut all the extra funding which allows Australian universities and researchers to actually use it - while keeping to the minimal commitments required by the deal.

Or they can just tear up the agreement - no doubt it would be cheaper in government lawyers to prove that no binding commitment was made to fund it in actual $ etc etc

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Re: Just wondering

Profit to Australia = GDP

So Australians paying cable bills to US owned cable giants to watch US tv shows on TVs with a built-in wifi hub somehow translates into $74Bn in IoT profit

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$30 Landfill Android mobes are proof that capitalism ROCKS

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Re: Have you had a closer look at that 'landfill' recently?

> more like Model T cars.

If only - Imagine if you were able to buy a Series 2/3 Landrover clone for 1/10 - 1/20 the price of the latest "Victoria Beckham Inspired" Range Rover

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Or another way of looking at it - by having better communication they were able to operate a cartel to restrict the amount of fish on the market and charge more

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Timeout, Time Lords: ICANN says there is only one kind of doctor

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Re: In the UK Medical Doctors aren't Real Doctors!

>Technically I have a DPhil rather than a PhD but it's the same thing.

Also known as 2nd place ;-)

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Re: "legitimate medical practitioners"

But what about legitimate supervillians (many of whom hold advanced degrees) ?

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Re: I'm reminded of NASA's convention

Or a Caltech faculty party where someone's wife snootily introduced herself as a doctor.

After a moment of confusion somebody realised and explained "oh, just a medic"

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Improved Apple Watches won't get more expensive? Hmmm

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Re: Hmmm... smoke and mirrors?

>Paid (or market) working hours for women are up, for men down.

For those paid hourly whose hours are logged.

For the rest of us hours have definitely increased. My steelwork(ing) father worked shifts for 40hrs/week. I sit at a nice comfy desk - and it's a little bit safer - but I am at my keyboard for 10-12hours a day, a couple of times a year we have a crunch where we work weekends / all nighters for 2-3months. House prices in this city also mean I have a commute that he would consider a day trip. Any free time is taken up with professional development, meetups, networking events etc.

I earn a lot more, contribute more to GDP, and I don't have to work in a coalmine - but in tech we have created jobs that are now completely your life.

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>That actual computation isn't directly affecting your quality of life

It was a comment on the kind of inflation rate rigging that various governments do!

Their "basket of houshold items" includes a 40" plasma TV - in 2005 that cost £1K, now it costs £200. So although food, fuel and housing costs have risen they can show that these have been cancelled out by the fall in the cost of their basket of goods/

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Meaning that the real rate of inflation has fallen dramatically.

The Cray-YMP I started working on in the late 80s cost a £squllion and is now outclassed by the GPU in my laptop. Therefore inflation has fallen by £squllion/$500 in the last 25 years

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Total compensation

So because health insurance is so insanely expensive, and rising and employers have to pay it - that statistically is equivalent to rising wages?

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Hackable media box based on the Raspberry Pi compute module: Five Ninjas Slice

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Re: Ethernet

Or buy a Pipo for $100. A quad-core atom, gig-e, wifi, 2gb Ram 32Gb flash, comes with Windows 8.1 and runs kodi.

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We're not sure what it is, but we like it: Lexus NX300h hybrid SUV

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Re: £40,000 of why?

The point of going to work is to earn money to live. Once you have enough money saved to live on you stop working. The less you spend and the more you save, the quicker this happens.

So by buying this car you are having to work for another year - actually several years with the effects of investment growth/ compounding etc. So the only people who should buy this car are those who already have so much money that it is pointless saving any more (ie Bill Gates) - who I assume aren't looking at Lexus hybrids.

But I emigrated to Vancouver - the perfect combination of London prices and Newcastle wages - which shows what sort of financial genius I am.

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£40,000 of why?

How rich do you have to be to blow a years worth of take home on a crap car? And that's assuming you have a "Good Job in London" sort of take home.

Or to put it another way - that's about 1/10 of the amount you need to stick away to be able to retire and live comfortably off the interest.

Anybody who is smart enough to get the sort of job where they can buy one of these must see the point of not spending the money on one and going home to play instead?

I can see the point of a Maclaren F1. If you were friends with Mr Putin, and as a result now own Belarus, then you can buy a £1M car with the interest earned in the time it takes you to choose the colour. But people with more money than God are not buying a Lexus SUV.

... and breathe out ,,,,,,

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Well.That.Sucks: New rude dot-word sparks outrage

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What about pump makers?

Shouldn't they own Leybold-turbo-pumps.sucks ?

And if you don't like them would you have to register Leybold-turbo-pumps.sucks.sucks ?

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Data centre dangers: Killing a tree and exploding a UPS

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Heard of one like that in the mid-west USA.

An unused elavator shaft down the middle of the building so they crane the computer in from the roof into the basement. Computer runs happily all summer and all winter.

Come the spring and the 6 floors of snow that has fallen and built up in the elevator shaft melts ....

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Swedish prosecutors finally agree to London interview for Assange™

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Re: Even if the charges are ultimately dropped by the Swedes

Between the Irish pressing the eu to investigate Britain's torture of IRA suspects and the move to have Jack Straw charged by the war crimes tribunal for assisting extra-ordinary rendition flights - I don't think HMG wants him to have a day in court explaining why he didn't feel like trusting to British justice.

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IBM staffers climb over each other in race for redundancy payout

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Simple solution

Get rid of all those who DIDN'T apply

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Sir Terry remembered: Dickens' fire, Tolkien's imagination, and the wit of Wodehouse

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Re: Both my favourite authors gone now ...

And tragically and far too young - Iain M Banks

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For 20years I have been buying every 2nd-hand copy of Good Omens I find to give away to people.

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Jonathon Swift rather than Tolkien

Make it a fantasy and you can poke fun at everything AND the wise and learned people you are poking fun at think it is a silly story for children !

Tolkien wouldn't know a joke if it bit him on the Silmarillion

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Small Gods is the best literature

Pyramids is my personal favourite

Colour of Magic/Light fantastic - good, but you probably have to be a fantasy fan to get all the jokes

The guards books (Guards Guards / Feet of Clay / Men at Arms ) and the Von Lipwig (Going Postal / Making Money / Raising Steam) are probably most readable stories

The only dissapointing book is Monstrous Regiment.

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BBC: We'll give FREE subpar-Raspberry-Pis to a million Brit schoolkids

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Re: Why?

It's got a bit better since the world service stuff was rolled in - and there is always Archive on 4.

In our time / News quiz / Sorry I haven't a clue / anything by John Finnemore / somethings by David Mitchell / Mark Steel / Jeremy Hardy

Just avoid anything by media luvies or Gruniad columnists.

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How easy is it wire a grid of LEDs to your Core-i7 and then write some code to turn them on and off?

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Re: BBC Microbit is (32-bit) ARM

In a way being a proper 32bit arm platform is the worrying bit

If this is just a device where you write some javascript in a webpage and an IoT service turns on the LED on the device over wireless then does it teach anything more than the "click on bold to make text bold in Word" IT classes?

Hopefully you can learn about bits and memory addresses and have I/O pins and gates etc

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Re: Ha

>you pay for it and dont expect the rest of us to!

Anyone organising a "Telethon for Trident" ?

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Re: No, silly!

BBC getting into computers

BBC having trouble with presenters either "bumping into choir boys" or going Duke Of Edinburgh on foreigners

Solution - robot Clarkson.

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Bulk interception is NOT mass surveillance, says parliamentary committee

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Re: Revolutionary Thoughts from Sensible Questions

It also encourages ordinary people to think about security, web sites to use HTTPS by default, to be careful of giving any information to, or cooperating with, the police - so in all it's a good thing ;-)

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Re: Ain't so bad

In the 70s and 80s we didn't have email or interception and we had the IRA, RAF, ETA, Bader Meinhoff, Black September, FLQ

Now that we have email and interception we don't have any of those - simple proof that the policy works.

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But it can examine the meta-data, who you communciated with, who they communicated with, what sites you visited, who else visited those sites , where you traveled, who else was near you, who else was on the same tube train...

But nothing that would be an invasion of privacy.

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Re: how do they then get the data they need to perform their duty

If they are looking for specific threats then no it won't work.

If they are looking for a way to have some dirt on everyone it works quite well.

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The voters hate Google. Heeeeyyyy... how about a 'Google Tax'?

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Re: FLAT TAX! No more loopholes.

The problem with this is "income" and "based in"

If I work in an office in the UK and get paid a salary then it's easy to say where I am resident and what I get paid.

If I am a billionaire that makes most of their money from a complex international web of investment trusts, hedge funds, derivatives etc and I visit my London home only at weekends in the summer - exactly what 15% of what were you expecting to get ?

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