* Posts by Uk_Gadget

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El Reg probes pregnant Playmobil lass

Uk_Gadget

Re: Time for another ElReg Playmobile recreation?

Bit below the belt...

About time we had a BOFH cartoon strip with PlayMoBofh's...

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Lenovo intros carbon-fibre ThinkPad Ultrabook

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Are the gonna l0ok Sexy like the IBM's did 15 years ago.

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Hanging's too good for 'em - so what do you suggest?

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Re: It should be televised

^^ What he said.. Maybe a dedicated Sky 3d channel..

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Free the Title

I got space in my deep freeze one or two...

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Boy George promises to cut employment rights

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Unhappy

Whats the alternative

Umm, there isn't one but ffs leave TUPE alone....

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Nude gardener's arse hauled into court

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No Comments

If it starts to rain, will he have a water butt?

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Google gives Eric Schmidt 124,999,900% salary increase

Uk_Gadget

Sitting on $6bn in shares.........

...... He's got piles...

This is just stupid money.. Where does it all come from?

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Antarctic ice breakup makes ocean absorb more CO2

Uk_Gadget

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Told you so!

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Fire-quenching electric forcefield backpack invented

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Boffin

Perhaps..............

......... They could combine the new tecnologies, have the water sprinklers as a backup.

Imagine the fine of getting both to go off at the same time..... Simon?

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Surrey nudists tossed out into the cold after lease expires

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Probably...

...A damn good thing too..

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Hold On

Getting a bit touchy with the nudists comments SB

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UK biz bled dry by cybercrime

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Nowt

Thought it strange that Office Cleaning Services were releasing this kind of material..

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Saucy spy Anna Chapman to design Russian space uniforms

Uk_Gadget

Hmm..

Confirms this:

What do you call a good looking woman in Russia?

A Tourist!

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Ohmygod..

Yes.

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Wooden spaceship descends into Moscow sandpit

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WTF?

Most of the population can survive this trip....

....as long as they have been married for more then 5 years, 20 months in virtual solitude would be like heaven. Where do I sign up?

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Catalans to hunt wild boar with bows and arrows

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Pint

The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits. NO!

Boaring... Cmon, tis friday after noon.... Be merry and break out the mead!

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Texter who fell in fountain threatens to sue

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Berzunp

Um, the phone recording of the security video was not live. This was recorded via playback sometime after the incident. Security members had no immediate knowledge of this event happening.

Still funny as fuck tho..

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Wind turbine bonanza expected in Hull

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Joke

Join the discussion

Stick a couple in parliament square, plenty of wind to capture from that block...

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Burglars snort dead dad's ashes

Uk_Gadget

!!Google is you friend'!!

Turning into big business and has been available for decades pet cremation...

i.e:

http://www.dignitypetcrem.co.uk/?gclid=CKHipOzPyKYCFcoe4QodAVe9Gw

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Computacenter joins cloud club

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They are not so much a reseller anymore, more of a Total Provider of IT. They sold their distribution off years ago.

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Sainsbury's techie jailed for loyalty card scam

Uk_Gadget

Sainsbury's is abandoning tape

Makiin Lise Taste Bitter!

Another Fail Criminal - Do not bite the hand that feeds you!

Why do crims get special treats like not starting your Jail Sentance till after xmas... Excuse me Mr Mugger, will you come back in January to assault/mug/kill me as it would be terribly disruptive for my Christmas Vacation?

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$1,000 reward offered for stolen cancer research laptop

Uk_Gadget

Ouch

We see this time and time again. I hope that this is returned for the benefit of all potential sufferes...

Make the reward $50,000 dollars and take it out of his paycheck!

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Sainsbury's is abandoning tape

Uk_Gadget

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We moved onto a 'hybrid' solution two years ago, backup to disk then that goed to tape for offsite storage. Not quite on the same scale as Sainsburys but I have never looked back.....

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Hackers mock North Korea heir-apparent birthday boy

Uk_Gadget

Title, I don't want no stinky Title

Hmmm, I remember the days of 'No Mobile Phones...'

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EMC employee filched $1m worth of hardware

Uk_Gadget

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Reminds me of an old song...

'One piece at a time and it didnt cost me a dime'

I think EMC should be in court for allowing this to go on fot nearly 10 years....

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Microsoft wades into interwebulator chat about Hotmail

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Gates Halo

Where is my title?

I have been an avid hotmail user for what must be 15 years or more.... Every other account I ever had forwards to this one.... Keep it up M$.

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Massive online database of bird calls unveiled

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Paris Hilton

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Well, it is cold outside!

Paris cos she's 'a bird aint she'

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Unreleased Lady Gaga songs nabbed in audacious hack

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No title here

Sh1t, I'm gonna grow a beard pronto...............

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Chicago officer beats off dildo-wielding bill-skipper

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Happy

In the real world,

this would be the before and AFTER descriptions....

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Hadron Collider switches to heavy ions, tinfoilers wet pants again

Uk_Gadget

Re So.....

Yes!

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Eeek...

...Oh no, not again!

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Sexy Hustler honeys unlikely to corrupt Croydon yoof

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Pictures........

...........or it didn't happen....

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The terabyte iPad is coming

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FAIL

Fail...

I've had more flash storage fail than HDD...

Must admit though, I do like raided flash storage, just not the current price...

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LOST Vulture One PARIS spaceplane FOUND!!!

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Well Done...

Everybody here in Westminster applauds your triumphant acheivement.

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Jobs savages 7-inch tablet competition

Uk_Gadget

Nah,

I am really happy with my 10 inch one....

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Bruce Willis relaxes as asteroid skims Singapore

Uk_Gadget

Phew....

.....It really did miss...

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Alien

Phew...........

........... it missed

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Computacenter wins bus contract

Uk_Gadget

Do the Math Part 2

Why do you work one dimensionally?

How uneconomical would it be to have a news agent that only can sell one type of newspaper to only one person per shop per day...

The same people that support those 5500 users also support thousands and thousands of other users throughout Europe and the Middle East, South Africa and parts of the USA. In the great scheme of things, £14mil is not an awful lot for a company like Copmputacenter but when it is multiplied serveral times then they make much $$

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Tony Curtis goes to grave with iPhone

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Dead Vulture

Sigh

A sad goodbye to another legend of the silver screen.

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Tinfoil 'radiation shield' maternity wear hits 'Frisco

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Happy

Taassseeeerrr.............

...........Nooooo prooooteeectiiiooonn... urg

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Beeb creates new global iPlayer post

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BBC content outside the UK can be part funded by advertising. Think this is the main issue.

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US military builds laser backpack for 3D indoor mapping

Uk_Gadget

If it fails....

..... she can always get a job with GhostBusters!

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Breaking the habit

Uk_Gadget

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I feel your pain..... Just had our practise run, in the final stages of development, nearly ready to deploy... Just got to wait for the accountants nod then it's all systems change...

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MoD awards BT £810m contract extension

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And where is my 5% commision for setting this deal up?

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Greenland ice loss rates 'one-third' of what was thought

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Dingo's Kidneys

The title says it all.... Case Closed!

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Danes work up head of steam over manga exhibition

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Th Simpsons Pornography???

Isn't it about time our Olympic Commitee get 10 years for depicting a head giving Lisa global coverage wityin their Logo....

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Panasonic DMC-G2 interchangeable lens camera

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I need to get one of these...

Sad but who spotted the guy checking his foot out on photo 4 ?

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Buxom buttocks bolster Beemer bonnet

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Butt....

.....Does the Booty Come With The Bonnet(y)???

Too many puns for ine sentence I reckons...

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Solar storms, BlackPads and killer mice

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Re: Comment

No Comment!

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Naked German women evade Swedish chopper

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Heart

Re: (untitled) → #

And what if that was your elderly naked mother loose in the wioods?

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