the "Return Of The King"
Damn! Where's Arthur when you need him most!
Of course it's the brits fault. They're still trying to conquer the world. If that fails, blow it up! Hey, I thought methane was natural gas. Can I now expect my gas bill to shrink to zero?
Seriously, we all know the world ends 12/21/2012, as the History, I mean Doomsday, channel has told us (and told us, and told us, etc). I guess we should expect to see lots of scary "specials" on the Doomsday channel now, no doubt sponsored by BP (RFLMFAO)