* Posts by LaeMing

2410 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Dec 2009

Correction: 220,000 kids weren't exposed in VTech mega hack – it's actually 6.4 million

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Re: Fake info

There is ignorant.

And there is willfully ignorant.

I only have sympathy for those in the first group.

Hello Barbie controversy re-ignited with insecurity claims

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Go

Re: Hmm

Do you need the special Ken charging pack?

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Black Helicopters

Re: Teddy

I vaguely recall a short story about a rogue AI in a Teddy Bear that eventually was dealt with via a spin in the washer.

Might be time to take Barbie for a swim!

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Pirate

Snitches get stiches

Get the needle-craft kit down.

Russian nuke plant operator to build on-site data centre

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Boffin

I would assume (hope, anyway)

that the Power Plant was built somewhere relatively free of geological/weather/etc. risk too.

What the world needs now is Pi, sweet $5 Raspberry Pi Zero

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Facepalm

Re: Best of all it don't run windows

uh guys!

The RPi platform is a WindowsIOT target. Has been for months.

Uber wants UK gov intervention over TfL’s '5-minute wait' rule

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Alert

Re: "Not as bad as those buses - get rid of them and level the playing field for cabs."

You should have (probably could have, even over in the UK) heard the screaming of the local taxi drivers when the free every-10-minutes intra-city bus loop was started up in my city.

Kids' tech skills go backwards thanks to tablets and smartmobes

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Re: Stands to reason

And having a car with the hood bolted down that (to be fair) rarely breaks down, makes it worse.

Conficker is back – and it's infecting police body cams

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FAIL

Your equipment is supplied by the lowest bidder.

Will they never learn? No, the act of learning requires a level of sentience above what what the bulk of humanity have evolved at this point in time.

TPP: 'Scary' US-Pacific trade deal published – you're going to freak out when you read it

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"The TPP means that America will write the rules of the road in the 21st century."

Max is back. And this time he is rather peeved.

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Black Helicopters

Where we're going, we don't need roads!

Victorian government teacher-laptop scheme illegal, says judge

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Linux

Apple tax

To be fair, that additonal money might be to cover the extra support that Macs need in a locally managed environment. Macs work great as stand-alone computers, but the moment you try to put a centralised management system between them and Apple HQ, they are a whole world of pain and torment for users and administrators alike!

Star Trek to go boldly back onto telly, then beam down in streams

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Lens-flare trek.

Another go with MIPS IoT: Imagination unveils new Creator board

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Re: Not an easy sell

Putting out something different to all the cheap stuff already out there may be part of their plan.

Twitter reduces BBC hacks to tears with redundancy notice

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Meh

Re: "suffering from some sort of psychiatric disorder "

I'll go with the latter. Us (edge)-aspies usually are usually aware of our limitations and have developed work-arounds by that stage in life.

My money is on 'Non-violent sociopathy laced with a good dollop of narcissism." Typical big-corp-management stuff.

LASER RAZOR blunted by KickStarter ban

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Black Helicopters

What!? And pass up all those ongoing-for-life blade sales?

Google's .bro file format changed to .br after gender bother

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Flame

It's simple.

Use greek letters and dingbats. Or even all these emoji that are cluttering up unicode these days!

Seriously people! Isn't assuming the only thing .bro could imply is the 'Bro' culture the true horribly sexist attitude? I would use .bro and not .br on principle against that alone.

The last time I encountered this level of explicitly-willfull-stupidity in the human race it was taking witchcraft testimony from a horse. And I am pretty sure the people making the PC fuss are exactly the types who would have kept themselves occupied in centuries past having women they didn't like the look or sound of burned alive 'for their own good'! These NUSes* are not interested in bettering the human condition and are a major part of what is holding it back.

*Nus, noun - from a Sherry S. Tepper novel - Acronym: 'No Useful Skills'. Used to describe people with that attribute.

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Go

Re: .bro's not .ho's

Only on a reverse-alphabetical-sort by extension, though.

FATTIES have most SUCCESS with opposite SEX! Have some pies and SCORE

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Go

Where's mine then?

#fattiesrights

Woman makes app that lets people rate and review you, Yelp-style. Now SHE'S upset people are 'reviewing' her

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Happy

Re: Knowledge of phone number ≠ proof of meeting

Well, Linkedin seems to have a fairly reliable method of determining if someone has met me - It asks me!

Mars water discovery is a liberal-muslim plot, cry moist conspiracy theorists

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As usual

There is a lot of money to be made in fruitloopery.

'Miracle weight-loss' biz sued for trying to silence bad online reviews

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When they show me their nobel prize

I will believe in their miracle weight-loss treatment

AGD: silence about metadata retention plans is about security

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Mushroom

Nothing to fear nothing to hide.

My arse.

'Steve Jobs filmmakers opportunistic? Apple, you've got a factory of children making phones'

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Go

Burns unit?

Excellent...!

Oz propaganda lists 'alternative music, environmentalism' as TERROR THREATS

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Unhappy

All people who don't conform in any way will be classified as terrorists and dealt with accordingly.

It is for our protection.

...

1984 called. They want their dystopia back!

Oz court slaps down Dept of Immigration over 2014 data bungle

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Unhappy

That's our department of immigration, allright!

US librarians defy cops, Feds – and switch on their Tor exit node

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Facepalm

Re: Not a problem

I see you posted AC? Nothing to hide, nothing to fear, eh? You must be absolutely terrified of something!

Deluded Aussie geeks hail Turnbull's elevation to prime minister

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Thumb Down

Seriously!

The way people over here are going on about it all you'd think it actually made any difference who has the words 'Prime Minister' before their name. They are still answerable to the party which is in turn answerable to the same sponsors.

Brown kid with Arab name arrested for bringing home-made clock to school

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Happy

Re: Long long ago, in a waist-measurement far away...

@The_Idiot: All is forgiven!!

Actually, around that time, I recall at least once the 3:40 train was so late it arrived coupled on to the front of the 4:50 train. Seriously!

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Angel

Long long ago, in a waist-measurement far away...

I once left a large breadboard covered in components and wires on a seat at the train station near my trade college. Jumped the train back at the next stop to find it still sitting there un-molested 15 minutes later. The 90's were a far more innocent age.

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Black Helicopters

Well, the first test is... is it counting backwards? Bombs always count backwards to zero.

The second test is... does it beep at an increasingly higher pitch and faster interval with each decrement?

LaeMing
Flame

Knowledge is power

Therefore people who know things are dangerous. Especially to people who know nothing.

All people who know things must be rounded up into labour camps to protect the people who know nothing.

3D printer blueprints for TSA luggage-unlocking master keys leak online

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Happy

Re: Simples

And now you can make a replacement for the missing key, too!

LaeMing

Re: Looks like the Thieves Support Assocation is going to get some competition.

Yes, first thing I thought was "But the primary luggage thievery risk already had master keys issued to them!"

Let's NUKE MARS to make it more like home says Elon Musk

LaeMing

Better to somehow put Cares in a close orbit to shake up the crust a bit and restart volcanism, possibly even get the core producing some magnetics again?

Obviously not a 'simple' solution, though!

Batteries on wheels are about to reshape our cities and lives

LaeMing

Also could present savings in aged care.

By keeping people like my mother who is still independent but fast approaching the point where she won't be able to hold a licence to drive to the shops, out of expensive nursing facilities longer.

You tried to hide your extramarital affair … by putting it on the web?

LaeMing

A friend of my sister once did one of those blind-date-type shows ('Perfect Match', IIRC, on some Australian commercial channel we didn't get out in the countryside at the time.)

For that show at least, all the contestants were preped in advance by being asked the questions before the show and giving their honest answers. Then a team of writers 'sexed up' their answers for them to use when the show was recording. So the answers given weren't entirely made-up, but were not the 'genuine' answers either.

Australia the idiot in the global village, says Geoff Huston

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Boffin

Because I don't want to DOS myself. Technically or financially.

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Pirate

repeat

request-http-data(randomInt(255),randomInt(255),randomInt(255),randomInt(255))

sleep(1000ms)

or something like along those lines.

Printer drivers ate our homework, says NSW Dept of Education

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Happy

Printer driver incompatibility.

Should have listened to RMS!

Prof Hawking cracks riddle of black holes – which may be portals to other universes

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Go

Re: 3D TV/Movies

Functional approximations of ones, at least.

Australian online shoppers and Netflix to be fully taxed in 2017

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Meh

Not really doing anything

in a looking-like-doing-something kind of way.

Malcolm Turnbull punts football RIGHT INTO YOUR FACE

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Facepalm

Re: Pointless

Don't worry. As their viewers slowly switch off they will scream to the Government to protect them from all the pirates destroying their business.

The Ashley Madison files – are people really this stupid?

LaeMing
Coffee/keyboard

how mature we are as a species

You owe me one new keyboard (a Bat Chordable one).

While there are certainly individuals of maturity (and even intelligence and integrity) in the population, taken as a species.... There is a reason if there is intelligent life out there it isn't contacting us, even if it knows we are here.

Reddit caves to Russian fungus censorship demands

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Go

It's not really about the narcotic content.

It's because mushrooms sometimes resemble penises.

Australian court slaps down Hollywood's speculative invoices

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Unhappy

Re: I think a pig just flew by

Don't worry, I'm sure there is a sealed-section in the TPP to put the kibosh on this sort of thing soon.

Lenovo CEO: We will axe 3,200 workers as our profits shrink to nowt

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Happy

Re: So....

It's so cute when people act like the 20th century concept of 'nation' has any relevance to 21st century multinational corporations.

Police use RIFLE AND TASER to relieve man of iPhone case

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FAIL

Re: stupid Canadian volunteers to give away rights

For anyone for whom open gun carriage is important, there is a perfectly good country to move to.

Somalia.

CAUGHT: Lenovo crams unremovable crapware into Windows laptops – by hiding it in the BIOS

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Happy

50 shades of fail.

"I'm sure Lenovo's S&M dept are crying into their <whatever_they_drink_there>"

Possibly they have become confused as to what the "S&M" in their dept. name stands for.

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Facepalm

It's almost like...

...they /want/ to go out of business!

The Lenovo brand is, with me at least, now synonymous with dodgyness and anyone willing using it will be treated with great suspicion (of at least their IT credentials).