* Posts by LaeMing

2410 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Dec 2009

2,000 dot-word bids rocket ICANN onto $350m cash pile

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Boffin

Re: .biz == spam

Even easier - just white-list all the real TLDs

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Boffin

Shirly,

there are enough elReg commentards that find the whole TLD-expansion morally objectionable that they should cancel the lot on those grounds!

Pirate island attracts more than 100 startup tenants

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Go

Re: But

MPAA hired thugs Vs Central-South-American sea-pirates.

I'd certainly pay full rights to see that!

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Happy

Sounds like Grahem

Trying to tow the UK outside the 5 mile limit.

Jolly rogered

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Boffin

Little girls and willies

I had it all worked out by that age: Boys had willies and girls didn't so the doctors at the hospital could tell if a new-born was a boy or a girl - babies being born without clothes or significant hair and all.

Microsoft ejects DVD playback from Windows 8

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Happy

Re: "rely on the many quality solutions on the market"

I assume you meant VLC, unless you really do watch DVDs by remote from another machine!

US, Euro e-car makers back 'standard' AC/DC jack

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Happy

Re: disapating 10kW of heat

That's what boils the water for your coffee.

Zuckerberg: Now share your organs with Facebook friends

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Unhappy

Re: Great!

All I have is an old electric keyboard.

CPU and RAM hogs overstaying their welcome? Here's a fix

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It's worse than that, Jim!

Don't introduce a layer of bloat which gives code-monkeys another excuse to do sloppy coding.

iTunes fanbois outraged by Apple's sex-life quiz probe

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Go

Re: er ....

I imagine I was first kissed in a hospital, but I will have to check that with my mum.

Microsoft guns for web sales biz in piracy crackdown

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Unhappy

But open-source software is communist!

Can't have any of that going on in new-economy China!

Look back in Ascii: Computing in the 1980s

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Z88 was likely the first computer device I ever lusted for.

Of course I had had a VZ200, then a C64, but while they were great, I really really wanted a Z88. Too young to have my own income though :-(

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Happy

Re: Microwriter Agenda

Though it is for a desktop (I don't compute outside), I like my Infogrip BAT chord keyboard. Though I want to team it with a programmable numeric keypad for some of the programming-common symbols that are not so easy to remember the chords for. For alpha and common punctuation, it is unbelivably good, and for numeric quite passable.

Battlefield Earth ruled worst film EVER

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Re: that ENDLESSLY SCREAMING KID

I kept expecting her screams to make the martian's ^H^H^H^H^H^H alien's heads to go all wobbly and explode green goo.

Well her screaming made /my/ head want to do that!

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Happy

Re: Have all of those people been fooled?

You can't fool all the people all the time.

But fooling most of them is not so hard.

ISPs facing global clamp down on piracy

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Unhappy

Bunch of cheap-skates.

It's not like Aussie politicians are even very expensive by Western standards, AFACT!

NBNCo shoots down Turnbull's satellite argument

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Flame

Prominant politician being ignorant and/or disingenuous!

What ever is the world coming to!

'Attitudes to robot sex will change'

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Unhappy

Nothing for the girls?

No an(as in male)droids?

Or have the researchers never actually seen a real woman so don't know we exist.

Oh, wait!

Techie stages 'strip down' protest at TSA 'harassment'

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Go

While the muzak plays 'Yakkety Sax'

Austrian village considers a F**king name change

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Happy

I heard they are going to change all the signs...

replacing the 'ing' with ' off'.

Lesser-spotted Raspberry Pi FINALLY dished up

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Boffin

Re: Where are the interfaces?

Two woris: Gert Board.

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Go

Re: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

I had to make my own abacus.

Out of potatoes!

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Boffin

Re: Really?

You are correct. The first manufacturing batch (the one presently shipping) sold out loog ago. The next, larger, batch is in the factory now, I believe.

Star sacrifices 2,000 comets a DAY to cloak twin planets in dust

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Holmes

Re: "two planets, one closer to the star and one more distant."

I assume what was meant was 'one closer and one further relative to the commetary cloud'

Woz warns that patent palaver will stifle startups

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Unhappy

As much as Woz is my all-time favorite human being,

he does need to lay off the apple-aide a bit.

WTF is... UltraViolet

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Unhappy

Re: In a nutshell....

It can be argued that the DRM increases the incidence of piracy as otherwise-IP-respectful citizens are forced to choose between 'unofficial' DRM-free content and no content at all.

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FAIL

Meanwhile back in the real world,

People living within sight of a comms-exchange are still using 56k modems because the exchange has run out of physical holes to plug wires into and the comms companies are too busy spending all their money trying to shaft the public purse into paying for their private infrastructure upgrades.

Home Sec: Web snoop law will snare PAEDOS, TERRORISTS

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Black Helicopters

Re: "Theresa May, writing in The Sun"

"The quote doesn't mention whether they were guilty" so it is safe to say most weren't. They would be bragging convictions if they had got any reasonable number.

Condom compartment hidden in iPhone case

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Re: I guess the lad's parents

^ lass' parents that is, the lad's parents may have given him the things (if they had any sense).

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Megaphone

I guess the lad's parents

would have preferred their daughter playing with STDs and teen pregnancy.

My mum gave us all a condom to play with in our early teens. Not so we would actually go out and find a boy (or girl for my brother) to use it with, but just to open and look at and know what it was all about when the time came. (My mum wasn't even what you would call 'sexually progressive' in those days, though she has mellowed a lot in her senior years).

Sydney's CBD heading off the grid

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Alert

Was this the region...

...that a dozen-odd years ago had its council forcibly replaced by an auditor, and when the next election came around, everyone complained they wanted to keep the auditor because it was the first real local govenance they had experienced in decades? (It was one of the councils up that way, IIRC.)

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Unhappy

Re: Um what?

Plenty of hot gas produced at the Council Chambers.

Don't think it is the right kind, though.

Adam Sandler's cross-dresser shocker is Razzies stonker

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Go

W.O.O.

Dibs on the gingham dress.

Apple pushes patents for 3D avatar authoring

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Flame

Remember kids...

...It isn't whether the patent has any validity, it is whether you can afford to go one-on-many in a courtroom against a faceless mega-corp's lawers.

Use the holy word of God to stay secure online, says bishop

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Go

Re: How about Leviticus?

Ezekiel 23:20 - can't quote it here, too NSFelReg! What a gal!

100 EARTH-LIKE PLANETS orbit stars WITHIN 30 LIGHT-YEARS!

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Re: So WE are the aliens

They are probably passing us by because 'no life could ever evolve around a yellow star like that.'

Hasbro fails to win Asus Transformer Prime ban

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Happy

Asus' next transformer tablet-top

will feature an expansion slot.

Called the 'Michael Bay'

...

But it will suck.

Actively cooled rocket primed for easy re-entry

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Elite

That spaceship is strait out of Elite.

Which is way cool!

Australia Post launches inbox and cloud storage for all

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Re: Royal Mail please note

A better approach would be: You recieve a letter with the locker number and access code for your parcel. Once your parcel is removed, the access code for the locker changes, and the locker goes back into a common pool. Then lockers are only used when there are actual parcels in them and different-sized lockers can be allocated according to needs.

High school student expelled for dropping F-bomb in tweet

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Completely unacceptable behaviour.

He should not be allowed back in any school ever.

Setting a bad example like that is never on.

(I'm talking about the principal, of course.)

TSA bars security guru from perv scanner testimony

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Flame

Couldn't have that, now.

He might give the 'wrong' evidence.

Android store spotted in China ... selling iPhones

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Happy

Re: For Frank-Ly

That reminds me of back in the 80's when there was an Apple][ somewhat-compatible called the 'Cat Computer' being advertised with the slogan "My Cat eats Apples".

Facebook: Your boss asks for your password, we'll sue him! Maybe

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Trollface

Re: They want me to betray my friends?

"If they are deliberately selecting for employment the kind of people who would betray their friends like that then" ...

you are being interviewed for a middle-management position.

Facebook 'cloaking' flaw allows unexpected snooping

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Trollface

Re: StalkerVille

Facebook started offering as a friend a largely empty account. It had no friends in common (or friends at all) or a photo, but did have my ex's name. I assume it decided this account was spending so much time looking at my page that it must be a 'friend'. Hope he enjoyed my rather bland wasteland of a FB page.

ARM's ultra-low-power fridge-puter chips: Just what the CIA ordered

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Happy

I won't be getting another smart fridge.

My last one killed itself. It left a note. Sait it was tired of feeling so empty inside.

Oz anti-gang law hits email, maybe torrents too

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Go

Okay now.

Lets apply this new law to the gangs known as 'political parties'.

Guilty unless (impossibly by definition) proved innocent. Yay!

Startup slices solar panels using ion gun

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I guess there is also storage and shipping costs to account for. Probably not huge, but the difference only has to be competitive.