387 posts • joined 23 Dec 2009
Re: Living in Belgium
and I am most jealous of you. My company has a facility in Belgium and whenever my colleagues visit, they bring us samples of incredible Belgian chocolate. (and wonderful Belgian beer, but we can get much of that over here now).
Re: Nielson ratings just shit themselves.
Not necessarily. I have it on very solid authority that the METHOD of delivery for programming has little effect on at least SOME of the ratings services. The viewer's solicited opinion of the actual program content trumps the method by which it was watched. At least a few of the ratings services have actually kept up with evolving technology and the corresponding viewing habits of consumers.
This CAN be a good thing. If the data are properly utilized, shit programs die quickly and good ones aren't penalized for being watched via "non-traditional" methods or media.
applaud the Worcester Council for their action. As symbolic or meaningless as this may be, they know Comcast are shit and as much as told them so.
Re: Photo #6
Danke! Sehr gut! Sie sehen nun wie ein richtige Boffin *
* Please be gentle. I know my German is awful.
Lester appears to be sporting a proper Boffin Lab Coat. However, I see no sign of the requisite accompanying pipe.
Well done one and all! Can't wait to see/hear of your exploits on this side of the pond. Unfortunately, New Mexico is rather too far for a quick road trip so I'll have to make do with internet coverage. In any case, I raise my glass to your intrepid adventure.
So, as a Yank, I've often assumed that Jelly Babies and Gummy Bears are the same thing. (They are very similar but not exactly the same.) However, in making this discovery, I was treated to an amusing display of Google's "pairing targeted ads with searches" gone horribly wrong.
Upon searching for "Jelly Baby vs Gummy Bear" I was treated to several potential answers and the following ad:
Vaseline® Jelly Baby
Locks In Moisture To Treat & Help Prevent Diaper Rash For Your Baby!
Lip Therapy - Vaseline Jelly - The Vaseline Story - Vaseline For Men
Whilst I certainly understand how the search engine's algorithms would make such a connection, I saw "Vaseline Jelly Baby" and immediately though "Wow, I bet those taste AWFUL."
I have an original Yoga 10 and really like it. I was considering passing that one to the wife and getting the newer HD version for me but I think perhaps I'll wait a bit longer and get one of these Yoga 2 Pros. I don't need a projector in such a device, but that is a pretty slick feature. The "barrel" grip/battery is surprisingly easy to adapt to and the battery life afforded by such is positively astounding - long day of travel, several movies/tv programmes, some light reading and simple gaming, and I never once reached for the charging cable.
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor not a do... oh, wait."
We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
jumpsOvertheLazydog,except_whenhedoesn'tBecausehe1s,@fterall,_atrulyL@zy fuckerWh0sitsaroundAlldaylickingh1sballs@ndyoujustKNOWyouw0uldtoo 1fyoucould!
Re: Rules? Guidelines...? Alternate instructions
I would suggest a minor alteration of your otherwise excellent plan:
5. give lucky victim a rusty, dull, serrated knife
6. after discussion to verify everyone properly understands what "Go Medieval on him/her/it!" means, the lucky victim is encouraged to be creative with his/her treatment of the perpetrator.
Re: Starworm! (@drewsup)
SunPlanet vs. MoonComet?
I bet I know who wins...
I, too, really like Peter Capaldi as the Doctor but...
"But what I really want from Doctor Who is less silliness and more full-on buttock-tightening terror."
THIS! A brief bit of silliness every now and then is good BUT, there should be clear limits on how much and how often.
As for Listen that, in my reckoning, goes down as the (VERY close) second best episode of the current era, topped only by Blink. Mr. Moffat et.al. - More like that please!
"Heh - you could pluck a River-lite out of thin air, have the Tardis (who recognises all trusted future-companions) let them unlock/open the door, breeze in, collect something, "sorry I'm early, I was late, but I have to leave because I haven't arrived!", breeze out, past a spluttering current Doctor/Companion. These moments are why I like Doctor Who :)"
Positively brilliant! That would be a fantastic moment of "But wait, I... You... Did that just happen?!?"
wait a second...
You're telling me that a government devised "solution" to a private sector problem doesn't work?!?
My gast is appropriately flabbered!
they collide in orbit, reassemble themselves into one (mostly) working and insanely powerful probe tasked with returning home to "sterilize that which is imperfect."
Let's all make certain Bill Shatner remains healthy, just in case...
Re: night time
"given the conclusions of the research does this mean you are a burglar or a sex worker?"
Perhaps, a sex burglar.
The Scottie Scale
"The question would be whether it's a unit of work, effort, achievement or probability..."
typo in article
Airware was founded in May 2010 or 2011 (depending upon source, and not 2001 as stated in article) by Jonathan Downey, an electrical engineering and computer science graduate from MIT, and is based in San Francisco.
THIS is why I read The Register.
Well, that and BOFH... cheers!
As pointed out in the Bootnotes, that's just the gun itself and doesn't include the battery or ammo, either of which are several orders of magnitude heavier. And according to some sources, 35lbs (15.9kg) for the gun is significantly short of reality. With ammo weighing around 70lbs (31.75kg) per thousand belted rounds and the gun capable of anywhere from 2000-6000 rounds per minute, the all-up weight of this rig will be in the neighborhood of 500lbs (227.8kg) - most definitely a non-trivial load.
While I realize at launch altitude the low air density makes this a non-issue, as you descend through ever thicker air, a small fairing over the windward side of the radio antenna would make sense, would it not?
Re: Battery clip springs...
it would seem to me* that a simple solution would be to turn the pack round so that the spring is in the front. Then it would only compress on sudden DEcelleration. A few turns of electrician's tape to keep the batteries in the pack and that should do it, yes?
* I am not a boffin, nor do I have the requisite high altitude experience. Merely making an observation based upon available information presented herein.
"..captured at extreme ultravioleNt wavelengths..."
I REALLY need to get new glasses. And possibly relax more...
Re: death penalty fir 1st time offenders
"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm!
Hanging's too good for him.
BURNING's too good for him.
He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!" - Hanover Fiste
Re: Better hide
sigh. One day... ONE DAY, I will learn to swallow that sip of coffee before reading article comments. In the meantime, I shall (yet again) retrieve an emergency substitute work shirt from the credenza.
well done that woman
<respectful applause> Bravo. Standing up for principles. </respectful applause>
the universe is the next generation of computer built by the pan-dimensional beings who, in our existence, resemble white mice.
Deep Thought provided the answer. Earth was commissioned to provide the question. When that came back in somewhat nonsensical form, The Universe was commissioned to explain the question in such way that the answer makes sense.
Re: I was thinking of another type of hologram
The sock is a lie!
Or was that cake? I always get those two mixed up. Perhaps I shall have a lie down...
harpooning a giant space duck
in space, no one can hear it squeak
Because annoying little turds:
a) can only wank so much before it begins to chafe and
b) lack the skill required to steal anything useful/profitable (which is just as well, eh?)
VERY well done on the intro and exit logo animation
that, for me, was the best part
Re: Gee thanks, Space.com
"I don't know why I bother with the interwebs."
Because all those cat videos are just so darned CUTE!
or, um..., so I hear.
Black is not practical in Texas
or for those of us who are a bit flaky. er, I mean dandruffy...
Something in a light or medium grey, perhaps.
pint glass (screened/imprinted rather than etched)
echoing others who have asked for a pint glass. I know you earlier mentioned that etching was frightfully expensive. However, the imprinting technique used on the coffee mug should also work on a pint glass. I have any number of imprinted beer glasses that are completely dishwasher safe and regularly used. I would dearly love to add one or more with the LOHAN and/or SPB logos.
Ideally, you could offer in three versions: LOHAN (US), LOHAN (EU), and SPB logo on one side with Vulture on the other. Several more choices would cover combinations thereof so as to avoid the aforementioned extra fees
Re: It can't be any worse than...
yes it can. Four words to strike dread* into the hearts of all:
Duke Nukem: The Movie.
* dread because while this COULD and SHOULD be a wonderfully amusing and irreverent action movie it will, in all likelihood, be even worse than Duke Nukem Forever - the game that shouldn't have been.
dafter comment thread than usual
I heartily approve. Well done one and all.
"VM herder Tintri tries on Red Hat"
but are they scruffy-looking?
Re: My suggestions so far
+1 for CAMELTOE
if you are going to roof-rack it
then go the rest of the way and put it in a big honking gimbal. That way you can also do a bit of out-of-tunnel wind testing of your control deflections, etc.
is useful recycling. Good job and beer all round.
"Curiosity II: Nuclear Boogaloo"
Because NASA shouldn't be allowed to miss such a naming opportunity.
the Hokey Cokey really IS what it's all about...
The BOFH and this. Friday is now complete. Cheers!
your plucky grit and determination are inspiring to all us meatbags.
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