* Posts by Ugotta B. Kiddingme

473 posts • joined 23 Dec 2009

Page:

US Navy robot war-jet refuels in air: But Mav and Iceman are going down fighting

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

one wonders

if, after the successful refueling, the controller thought to say "our compliments to the [X-47B] and regards to Captain Dunsel" (19:30 mark of video for source reference).

I find it fascinating that this very thing and the very same reactions were forecast 48 years ago in a sci-fi television show (along with a particularly stern warning about the potential consequences).

1
0

Bank-card-sniffing shop menace Punkey pinned down in US Secret Service investigation

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: this will never change @Ugotta B. Kiddingme

agree. And I thought I had implied that. Thanks for clarifying.

0
0
Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

this will never change

until someone OTHER THAN the consumer gets a thorough reaming. When a few top execs get publicly humiliated by their (hopefully former) employers and/or said businesses are forced into liquidation to pay for the mess they themselves created, then and ONLY then will they begin to wake up and fix this. If the culprit is an outside contractor/firm, then they should be held financially liable for any and all breaches. Only then will they be truly interested in securing their devices and the transactions thereupon.

/soapbox

5
0

What's that THUD sound? It's your Lumia's best feature after unflashing Windows 10

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge
Joke

Who'da thunk it?

Something that makes Windows 8.1 actually preferable?!? Wow. Just... wow. *

* full disclosure. I am a Lumia 635 owner. I actually like Win8.1 on my phone but agree it is an abomination on PCs.

4
1

NASA probe sent to faraway planet finds DWARF world instead: Pics

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

"faster than New Horizon"

well... it WAS until Voyager 6 fell into that spatial anomaly and emerged on the other side of the galaxy.

At least, that's according to the Spock-unit.

0
0

Life after Nokia: Microsoft Lumia 640 budget WinPho blower

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.

"Coming Soon" to the US?!?

I have a Lumia 635 and like it quite a bit. It's very simplistic and has a few critical shortcomings, but it's less than $50 and no annoying contract. I want a 640 but will apparently have to wait.

I also agree with several posters above regarding Windows on a phone. I like the 8.1 interface for a phone or tablet but absolutely DESPISE it on a laptop.

0
0

PATRIOT Act axed, NSA spying halted ... wake up, Neo, it's just a dream in the US House of Reps

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: I wish them luck"

Me too, but... You heard it here first. This stuff is here to stay. And this might truly be a case of "better the devil you [sort of] know" than anything new and more hidden.

Sometimes I wish I weren't so jaded and cynical about politics but, every time I try to be more optimistic about it I notice the self-serving, snake-in-the-grass types drawn to it like moths to the flame. I suppose I should take comfort that I am at least still paying attention and haven't given in to apathy.

1
0

Galileo! Galileo! Galileo good to go after six-week recovery effort

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

"Galileo good to go"

Magnifico - o - o - o

3
0

Boffins brew up FIRST CUPPA in SPAAACE using wireless energy (well, sort of)

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: energy for cloud-cuckoo land

Yes it would BUT how would you get the power from those uninhabited remote deserts to cities all around the world?

Some companies already are planning to do just that. Like this. (link goes to pic of transmission lines coming from the Hualapai Valley Solar project in Arizona)

0
0
Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: energy for cloud-cuckoo land

There are fairly large swaths of desert in North America (southwestern US) and Australia. Replicating "Sahara carpeting" in the other two regions would get much closer to 24 hour coverage, would it not?

0
0
Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge
Joke

Re: presumably because

Well that depends rather largely upon whether or not you like the cat...

3
0

LOHAN chap compiles 'tenner a week' cookbook

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: £20 a week next

This, please! Upping the monetary limit to a still relatively modest level should, in theory, greatly expand the options. That would be very useful for helping university students break out of the "Ramen Rut" and also allow some healthier* choices.

* I acknowledge that definition varies based upon whom is asked.

0
0

ALIEN LIFE drenched in HOT FLUID on Jupiter's Ganymede – is that so?

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

With apologies to The Police

"it's likely Ganymede's hot iron core, and the proximity to Jupiter, will keep the sea rather warm. Under such conditions life could be a possibility, although only in its most basic form."

Many miles away

Something crawls from the slime

At the bottom of a dark [Ganymedean] lake...

2
0

US bares its net neutrality enforcement regime to world+dog

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

waiting for the other shoe to drop

this certainly SEEMS like a decent enough plan. Given that this is a politicized organization (not to mention one going up against well funded/connected opponents), I'm very curious to see how big the ultimate clusterfuck will be when good intentions inevitably go horribly wrong.

2
1

25 years of SNK's Neo Geo video gaming platform

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Metal Slug series

is what finally convinced me to build my own upright cabinet about 10 years ago to play this stuff on. Thanks for suggesting some NeoGeo titles I don't recall having previously tried. Must fire up the cabinet tonight.

1
0

NASA: Curiosity rover's BROKEN ARM doesn't SPELL DOOM for Mars mission

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: Are they sure

+1 for the Heinlein reference.

0
0

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Smažený sýr

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge
Joke

Re: Try the russian version

Sheesh! (and, for that matter, "kebab!") Properly pronouncing smažený sýr is tough enough. Now you throw in Cyrillic?

0
0

Curiosity rover RENDERED ARMLESS by short circuit

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Oh, THAT explains it...

this picture, taken right before the arm short circuit, might explain a thing or two. Anyone seen my spare Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator?

4
0

Here comes Vulkan: The next generation of the OpenGL graphics API

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Sheesh!

Come on OpenGL guys, keep it straight. KLINGONS come from Khronos, not Vulkans... [/eyeroll]

3
0

Revival of fortune: Mad Catz Mojo Android gaming micro console

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

UK users getting screwed on price?

probably due to currency fluctuations, but the Mad Catz US site has it for £119 which, by today's conversion rate is USD$184 or a bit under €164.

Yet, that same page shows the EU price as €149 and US price as USD$150. Perhaps the difference is VAT? I don't pretend to understand European tax structures nor how they factor into online purchases.

0
0

COSMIC FATTY from the DAWN of TIME simply can't exist – astroboffins

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: So it's a red hole!

No, rather the result of overusing one.

0
0

Must-have sports tech: No, not an Apple Watch, a TOMATO GOB-STUFF BOT

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: very sadness

Much like! So gratitude!

As with so many things Japanese, even a bemused "WTF?!?" simply is not sufficient. Gotta hand it to their ingenuity. Surely at least a few of these "solutions in search of problems" have ultimately led to major innovations that benefit everyone.

0
0
Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge
Unhappy

very sadness

"video has been removed by the user"

3
0

Royal Mail's Colossus move gets ex-WREN's stamp of approval

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge
Pint

tankards up

to all the men and women who designed, built, ran, and now preserve the history of such important tech and its vital work. Cheers!

11
0

Boffins now one step closer to male birth control pill

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: vasectomy discomfort

Piece-o-cake for me. I scheduled mine to coincide with a needed sinus surgery where I knew I would be under general anesthesia. Talked to doctors into tag-teaming. I saw the urologist walk into surgery right as I was going under and awoke to bandages on my nose and an ice pack on my nuts. I correctly anticipated being sufficiently miserable with the sinus thing that I never even noticed the tender bits below.

0
0

PENGUINS are just TASTELESS, say boffins

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: Not to Killer Whales

"Penguins is practically chickens..."

Note: before the Grammar Nazis blitz, it's a quote from a 1950 cartoon

1
0

DARPA's 'Cortical Modem' will plug straight into your BRAIN

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Upgrade or be deleted!

so this is the latest baby step toward the creation of the first Cybermen?

3
0

Watch: FIRE-SPITTING time-lapse images of Sol showcase NASA's sun-gazing highs

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: Beautiful...

and, for once, an appropriately majestic soundtrack

1
0

Net neutrality: Growing flames of criticism lick FCC chief's secret plans

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

FTC and FCC - a general explanation

FTC - Federal Trade Commission - tasked with regulating commerce between the 50 states, various territories and, to a lesser extent, between the states/territories and foreign interests doing business here.

FCC - Federal Communications Commission - tasked with regulating electronic communication and the transmission/reception/interactions thereof.

The grey area and subsequent confusion over which (if either) should do what is caused by the fact that the internet is simultaneously a medium of communication AND of commerce.

The FTC, or at least the principle behind it, is significantly older because regulation of trade is one of the cornerstones of Federal power in the US Constitution (Article 1, Section 8). However, the FCC also has a valid point because the electronic communication capabilities of the internet allow users to conduct commerce in ways and with trading partners previously unavailable by other means.

It is my opinion that NEITHER should have anything even remotely close to "full" control over the internet, but each should probably have SOME control over certain things that happen within the borders of USA. That is their chartered responsibility. It is the responsibility of Congress (and those of us who supposedly elect them) to ensure that the FCC, FTC, and other Federal agencies do not EXCEED their charters and are appropriately smacked down when such excess is attempted.

2
0

El Reg's plucky Playmonaut eyes suborbital rocket shot

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge
Thumb Up

playmonaut photo

props for including the mythical F19 stealth interceptor. Many oddities would have done there

0
0

Boffin the boffin and his boffinry pals in double dwarf super-prang alert

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: @ Arnaut the less

Arnaut, I have no beef with you whatsoever. I was merely providing information to counter what I perceived to be an incorrect statement. Offense was neither intended nor taken.

And I do agree with the assertion in your OP title. Calling Pluto a planet WAS indeed traditional. I, too, dislike the apparent double standard.

2
0
Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: Calling Pluto a planet was traditional too

um... no. Pluto was named for the Roman god of death.

Citation 1

Citation 2

Citation 3

Although, I can see how your mistake was made:

excerpt from citation 3

'In 1930, after Lowell's death, American astronomer Clyde Tombaugh observed Pluto. By tradition, the discovering astronomer of a new space object gets naming rights. But it was an 11-year-old British girl's idea to name the planet Pluto. Venetia Burney told her grandfather that the name fit the new planet because it stayed hidden for so long, and the Roman god Pluto could disappear at will. Venetia's grandfather wrote to Tombaugh and offered the suggestion, and Tombaugh chose it, happy that the name also honors Percival Lowell — the first two letters of "Pluto" are Lowell's initials.'

1
0

$10,000 Ethernet cable promises BONKERS MP3 audio experience

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Just out of curiosity

what IS the Reg record for most commented story? Shirley this one ought to be a contender, eh?

1
0

This optical disc will keep your gumble safe for 2,000 YEARS

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge
Coffee/keyboard

Re: @Dave126

"And then they discover that it is a Rick Astley video"

well played. Now I must order a replacement box of screen cleaning wipes

2
0

FCC chair refuses to make net neutrality rules public before approval

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: "I kid you not, cable TV as it looks now will be gone within 3 years (or sooner)."

I'll take that bet - at least for the US. This is very similar to the landline-to-cellphone-only switch. Yes, many have ditched their landlines, but we are nowhere NEAR the "death of landlines." The death of "cable as it looks now" will be slowed significantly for the same reasons - older and/or technophobic users. My octogenarian mother can spell "internet" and that's pretty much her limit. She has a DVR and television service provided by her cable company. It works the way she wants it to and she is VERY averse to major change. On the other end of the spectrum, my 20-year-old University student son will probably NEVER use cable as anything more than a fast ISP. And if, as is currently planned, Google Fiber appears in his part of Austin, TX, then he'll tell the cable to shove off completely.

On paper, the innovation and subsequent change should be driven by younger consumers. However, reality is that a good many of younger consumers have far less disposable income than older/more established folks. As long as cable companies are making money off "old school" television viewers, the change will be slow. And almost certainly painful for all.

0
0

GRUNTY CHIMPS 'blend in among locals' after moving to Scotland

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

adapting

when in Rome er... Edinburgh

0
0

Symantec sees profits crash ahead of corporate divorce

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

I don't suppose...

... the fact that both their Enterprise and Consumer security product lines are mostly steaming piles of dung had anything to do with the results.

My company recently switched to Symantec Enterprise security. The false positives are piling up rapidly. Color me unimpressed. The Eset products we were using worked well (and still do on my personal devices).

4
0

ALIENS are surely AMONG US: Average star has TWO potentially Earth-like worlds

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

or maybe...

... none of them are interested in ape-descendants who still think digital watches phones are a neat idea

2
0

SPITTLE SPATTER as America weighs into FCC net neut shoutgasm

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

um... yay?

IF (and that's a very large if) I am correctly understanding The Whole Sordid Saga Thus Far©®™, then this is good news. Of course, there are still dozens of ways this could end up horribly wrong, even with the best intentions. I remain cautiously optimistic.

0
0

OH HAPPY DAY! Lawyers replaced by AI

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: "(No I'm not ashamed of this joke)"

nor this one:

Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

A: One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder. And the other is a fish.

5
0

'Revenge porn' bully told not to post people's nude pics online. That's it. That's his punishment

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge
Coffee/keyboard

Pustule Nickelback McHitler III

well done. Bonus points for including Nickelback.

4
0

How's this for customer service: Comcast calls bloke an A**HOLE – and even puts it in print

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: HOW much?

Not sure your definition of "pretty basic" but, according to the Comcast website, that price gets you a 25Mbps service. Apart from areas served by Google Fiber/Verizon FIOS/etc, "basic internet" in the US is typically 5Mbps or less, depending upon the carrier.

I do agree it's overpriced, though. I get twice that speed for US$50 from a rival cable carrier - and with significantly better customer service, too.

0
0

Virtual Vulture 2 swoops into Spaceport America

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge
Pint

the mind boggles...

"Andrew Tridgell will remotely monitor the spaceplane's status from his sofa in Australia, so we'll have an element of expert input - depending on the connection - available to us."

It's expected and routine for nation-states with huge aerospace/military budgets but, for a bunch of hobbyists in a quasi-garage project to do this in more or less real time from around the globe is really cool. Cue "back when I were a wee lad" and such... Really looking forward to a successful flight - $DEITY knows you lot have put in the requisite time/effort. Cheers and best of luck - including with the FAA

2
0

SPACE the FINAL FRONTIER: These are the images of COMET PROBE ROSETTA

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: "Strange, no Isis?"

probably didn't want to give any unintended additional exposure to the extremists whose acronym is sometimes similar...

0
0

Microsoft will give away Windows 10 FREE - for ONE year

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Cortana conversation

situation: cooperative gaming session

Friend over headset: "Take out that guy behind the car."

Me: "I'm fucking trying"

Wife's Win10 laptop, suddenly awake: "No. Try not! Fuck, or fuck not! There is no try"

Friend over headset: "um... what?"

6
1

Come and Twiddle Tek Gear's one handed keyboard

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

"politeness should put the kibosh on universal voice recognition"

SHOULD, but probably won't. For example *...

* Yes, that's a commercial but it's a) not that far from the truth and b) what most of us would really like to see happen to such jerks.

12
0

Wizard of Oz OFFICIALLY 'most significant movie' EVER, says PNAS

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: Pinball

Holy crap! A pinball with full LCD back glass? That would certainly be distracting, but very very cool. Must learn more about Jersey Jack and their pinballs. Thanks for the tip!

0
0

OTHER EARTHS may be orbiting our Sun beyond Neptune

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Persephone

aka Rupert. Perhaps we should send New Horizons by there to peek in on the Grebulons?

0
0

Bacon-smoking locals provoke noxious Chinese smog

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: Ouch

"I quit smoking cold turkey."

"er... That's great. What do you smoke now, bacon?

10
0

Jammin', we know you hate jammin' too: Marriott U-turns on guest Wi-Fi ban

Ugotta B. Kiddingme
Bronze badge

Re: Be a real shame

Oh, sorry squire, I scratched the record network -

sorry squire, I scratched the record network -

sorry squire, I scratched the record network ...

1
0

Page:

Forums