59 posts • joined 22 Dec 2009
Now I for one...
Would prefer a biopic of the start of crApple - the Apple I and II etc when I actually had some respect for them...
/awaits downvote frenzy
We had those SUN workstations at my uni in the early 90's! Never got on with the trackballs - my 800XL went though a succession of quickshot II's :P
One of the few later day arcase ports for the Atari 800XL - played it to death! Graphics were a bit arse but still...
It's the idea of the mans version of this I find scary....
All your phones are belong to us...? Looks handy but as previously stated doesn't do anything you couldn't do yourself at the cost of your data and yet more ads...
Surely this has to be the final nail in the fb coffin? I assume if people accept this the camera will be next..
Make 'em sort it out Frankie goes to hollywood two tribes style! ;)
Ah it can't be any worse than the last 3 - though I never bothered to watch ep III tbf. As for JJ well I kinda liked the Star Trek movies - at least they looked liked they were made by people that had actually watched it...
How many cowboys are there in a tin of tomatos?
Non - they're all redskins
Heh I remember all the bad puns in the manual - Command Monty being a famous python pilot!
Hang on I've just got an itcarrgggghghghghghgh!
So the US is now the land of the wee?
For some reason I'm reminded of Red Dwarf here....
It's doubtful Apple will ever see things that way and, should Cider ever pour out into wide use, one imagines Cupertino would find a way to take it off the menu. ®
So fast it will will make their heads spin! Though why anyone would want to use itunes anyways...
iirc there was a keypress when you went into hyperspace that triggered the thargoids?
I tried that - couldn't get on with the awkward controls tbh - maybe it's improved since then tho'
Ahh Elite.. the game that nearly made me fail my A-Levels! All over this tonight :)
Anything with 'service desk' in the title?
Pfft kindwords II and an extra floppy drive for the Amiga ought to be enough for anyone!
Yeah great post, Steven but on the other hand hahahaha! :P
So one way or another this article is about nuts?
For the love of
Dog nooooooooooooo! o-0
Agreed. Hope it does increase tourism/general interest in the place. Now where did I leave that TNT....
I probs busted that limit with my croissant for brekkie! A donation will be forthcoming!:)
You can get Pr0n on the internet now? Le gasp!
Dells are ok(ish) for business use I guess as they're generally pretty cheap but I'd not touch them for a personal machine - does seem a p1sstake though..
Have you seen the permissions the android app wants these days? As for the ads - well that's what adblock is for ;)
Well I guess they just handed them better advertising than they could afford otherwise!
Did they put their crack team on fixing it? /coat
kill it, kill it with fire!
Awesome game, the ports weren't great but didn't matter. was an Atari 8 bit version made a year or so ago that was a decent effort though. :-)
Ahh does that mean the end of the whack-a-mole games? Like has already been said make it cheap and easy to use and people will stop downloading. I'd be interested to see if the likes of spotify has reduced music downloads.
The pocket (and lunch and dinner) money I spent on the deluxe cab in the arcades! Incidentally at the time the speccy version was considered to be the best. Woe betide the Amstrad gamer...
Adblock will stop it playing on a PC but if it's cached it will surely still take up space on a phone? Beginning of the end for wasteofspacebook? Time to create a lot of fake profiles then...
Re: They wouldn't have picked up ....
Lowest prices for gold! 1000g for $12...
Heh you lot are on form today - so the new keyboard invoice will have to be split... :)
and in other news water is wet, lol!
cucking funts.... PMSL! Word can be a pain in the arse yeah - personally hate the fecking ribbon cos I can never find stuff. Sadly it's still pretty much the best there is at the moment. Libre office is getting there though and does me for most stuff. :)
Do it anyway - get Carcass in as well and do it properly ;)
A *slam* moment? :)
The melted remains of AOL cd's.... either that or Atari really wanted rid of those ET carts... ;)
just a teabag
and hot water here. well stewed!
will be interesting
to see how steam being available.for.linux affects this. The rest of the games I play playonlinux does a great job!
and still do the Atari 800XL - great piece of kit :)
El Reg just going through the motions in this article...
at least it can't be as bad as the US version...still have nightmares about that and only made it 2 mins in! :O
Going to need...
A horse that has passed on and a whip here... Don't get me wrong I really loved RD but let's face it the last few series were pretty dire.. As for the back to earth thing - well let's just pretend it never happened!
Kuratate also said the system could "soon" be used to keep old people company, though the prototype – complete with oddly coloured scarf – is more likely to give your gran a heart attack than be her new best friend
If that's what's waiting for me when I reach my dotage I'm with the Who tbh....
had Blizzard do the flight path ;)
Seems going after this one bloke is much easier than going after a big company which by co-incidence clearly would be able to afford lots of lawyers...
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