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* Posts by Bottle_Cap

32 posts • joined 22 Dec 2009

'Monstrous' Apple kicked us off iAd, claimed we are its RIVAL – Brit music upstart

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Well I guess they just handed them better advertising than they could afford otherwise!

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'I like big butts and I cannot lie, hackers take Pinterest on a joyride'

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Coat

Did they put their crack team on fixing it? /coat

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Steve Jobs statue: Ones and ohs and OH NOES – it's POINTING at us

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kill it, kill it with fire!

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Vertical take-off and laughing: Space Harrier

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Awesome game, the ports weren't great but didn't matter. was an Atari 8 bit version made a year or so ago that was a decent effort though. :-)

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Blocking BitTorrent search sites 'ineffective': Pirate Bay ban lifted for Dutch ISPs

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Ahh does that mean the end of the whack-a-mole games? Like has already been said make it cheap and easy to use and people will stop downloading. I'd be interested to see if the likes of spotify has reduced music downloads.

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Sega’s Out Run: Even better than the wheel thing

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Ahhh

The pocket (and lunch and dinner) money I spent on the deluxe cab in the arcades! Incidentally at the time the speccy version was considered to be the best. Woe betide the Amstrad gamer...

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Facebook to BLAST the web with AUTO-PLAYING VIDEO ads

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Adblock will stop it playing on a PC but if it's cached it will surely still take up space on a phone? Beginning of the end for wasteofspacebook? Time to create a lot of fake profiles then...

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To fel with you! There's an NSA spook in my World of Warcraft

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Joke

Re: They wouldn't have picked up ....

Lowest prices for gold! 1000g for $12...

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ZOMBIE apocalypse! The 'LIVING DEAD' are HERE – Fox News confirmed it

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Coffee/keyboard

Heh you lot are on form today - so the new keyboard invoice will have to be split... :)

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Facebook teens' kimonos - basically never closed

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Facepalm

and in other news water is wet, lol!

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Oi, Microsoft, where's my effin' toolbar gone?

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Linux

cucking funts.... PMSL! Word can be a pain in the arse yeah - personally hate the fecking ribbon cos I can never find stuff. Sadly it's still pretty much the best there is at the moment. Libre office is getting there though and does me for most stuff. :)

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Victoria and Albert museum in narrow escape from Napalm Death

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Pint

Should

Do it anyway - get Carcass in as well and do it properly ;)

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BOFH: My HELPDESK HELL - lies, phones lines and statistics

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Devil

Surely

A *slam* moment? :)

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Curiosity photographs mysterious metal object on Martian rock

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Coat

It's clearly...

The melted remains of AOL cd's.... either that or Atari really wanted rid of those ET carts... ;)

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El Reg contemplates the ultimate cuppa

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just a teabag

and hot water here. well stewed!

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Microsoft to end Windows 8 discounts on January 31

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will be interesting

to see how steam being available.for.linux affects this. The rest of the games I play playonlinux does a great job!

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MEGAGRAPH: 1983's UK home computer chart toppers

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Happy

I had

and still do the Atari 800XL - great piece of kit :)

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Japanese firm lifts lid on Android-controlled toilet

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methinks

El Reg just going through the motions in this article...

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Go back to the future with Red Dwarf

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Still..

at least it can't be as bad as the US version...still have nightmares about that and only made it 2 mins in! :O

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Going to need...

A horse that has passed on and a whip here... Don't get me wrong I really loved RD but let's face it the last few series were pretty dire.. As for the back to earth thing - well let's just pretend it never happened!

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Boffins give chatty robots a creepy human face

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WTF?

Christ...

Kuratate also said the system could "soon" be used to keep old people company, though the prototype – complete with oddly coloured scarf – is more likely to give your gran a heart attack than be her new best friend

If that's what's waiting for me when I reach my dotage I'm with the Who tbh....

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Bonkers MacBook Air shipment route revealed

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Joke

Clearly they

had Blizzard do the flight path ;)

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Conviction overturned for abuse images bought from bookshop

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FAIL

well

Seems going after this one bloke is much easier than going after a big company which by co-incidence clearly would be able to afford lots of lawyers...

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Slot machine serves drinks instead of money

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Thumb Up

I also approve of this!

Endless hours of fun - with an appropiate payout level! ;)

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Crematorium to heat council swimming pool

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Thumb Up

What's the problem?

Generally by the time cremation happens you've generally finished with your body....sounds like a bloody good idea to me!

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Orange gives the green light

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FAIL

Not getting

a signal at all today. Occasionally it flickers into life with one bar but mostly dead as a doornail (in leamington spa).

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Orange mobile data chucks punters

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FAIL

Fecking Orange

Not had data for at least two days here. And as I use google maps for satnav is going to become a total pain in the arse. West Midlands area incidentally.

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Pink Floyd remastered for Nintendo Entertainment System

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Thumb Up

Will have to wait until

I get home but sounds awesome! :D

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Chinese gamer survives knife through skull

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Stop

Well...

If people will insist on playing a game as lame and cheat filled as CS....

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Apple is suing HTC

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Jobs Horns

This

Is why I won't have anything a**le related in the house. Seriously - just GTFO jobs...

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Google buys app, removes from app store

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Coat

All your apps....

are belong to er google? Gotta agree with curry above - I just hate apple mines the coat with a 'droid phone in the pocket..

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Dan O’Bannon dies at 63

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Unhappy

awww

another one gone then. :(

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