* Posts by 46Bit

74 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Dec 2009

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Microsoft's Courier tablet dies before it lives

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Jobs Horns

Oops

I've been hearing too much about Apple - read DNA as NDA!

Palin email jury reaches verdicts on 3 of 4 counts

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Alien

Well clearly Guilty of at least some of the rest...

Somehow it seems unlikely to me that they'd struggle to decide if it was Identity Theft if they've already decided he was Not Guilty of the Unlawful Obtaining charge - if Not Guilty of that it's unlikely they'd even need to debate Identity Theft!

Stick a fork in floppies - they're done

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Happy

Loved the bit about wondering where 'floppy' came from

Whilst you might think people wonder why they're called floppy drives I remember myself being curious and examining a few by ripping open the plastic at the age of 10. Best thing was that they all still worked even when I put them back together having got my grubby fingers all over them.

Skewing statistics: Booze, money and sex

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Nice job El Reg

You know, it's difficult to say whether I read this site for the news or for the opinion pieces - the former is something you'd struggle to get elsewhere without masses of fanboi-style-articles but the latter is frankly brilliant written.

Electronic Bodyguards bureau sets up shop in Switzerland

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Dead Vulture

Call me a sceptic but...

Bearing in mind the length of the article, how much was El Reg paid to post it?

Software engineer demands source of his speeding collar

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Black Helicopters

Hmm

No doubt the reason the company has yet to deliver the source code is that they've got programmers urgently fixing it in order to destroy his case.

If internet had existed before we were born would we be here now?

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WTF?

That was random...

Now that article was about as lucid as "if you immediately know the candlelight is fire then the meal was cooked a long time ago"....

(that's a quote from an SF show)

Legal high fire sale starts now

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IT Angle

Re: confused?

Whilst it'll be 6 years till I'm out of Uni so I don't qualify as an IT professional yet, you're certainly not the only one who doesn't take drugs - it's just that many people who think into it end up gravitating towards the approach that they're here and all banning will do is push them underground and hence create way more problems than it solves. In an ideal world I'd like it if these drugs didn't exist, but we don't live in one and so a more effectual response is far more important than what I'd say is strictly moral as I see it.

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FAIL

And so the whole mad saga continues

Having never tried any drugs (inc. alcohol) other than medical ones, I'd always have said that drugs are a force for bad and in the world and should be banned, but over the last few years I've completely resigned myself to the fact that they're here and that the only way to solve the problem is legitimising their sale (albeit still under limitations as to the amount sold to each person, providing some instructions with them, etc) so that you can control a) what they're diluted with and b) what's actually in them.

The entire idea of banning these and *most* other drugs is crazy in the extreme - all it does is make the 'rebel' kids think they have to have them and make other kids (and older) curious and so try them. But no, we simply have to, we simply must, put in place a ban destined to be ineffectual and cause masses of trouble and likely injury or death due to the highly likely increasing strength of the drugs and decreasing safety of what they'll be watered down with - and as I said vastly expanding the market.

Echelon computers can't cope with bad lines

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Alien

Oh the irony

OH RATS! That's awful.

CardersMarket hacking kingpin jailed for 13 years

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Now now Reg...

"malicious hacker", whilst better than just hacker, is a bit convoluted, I'd expect with the people who read this site that cracker is a better option.

World of Google zombies mistake news story for Facebook

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Heh

Just think of all the time for unproductivity wasted!

Warner Music gives up on free streaming services

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What a (lack of) surprise!

Genius really - now that the DB bill has got through with excuses that there are legal alternatives helping it, let's just fuck everyone over again now that there's going to be a crackdown on people downloading music 'illegally'.

Microsoft's IE 8 misses Windows 7 updraft

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Yep

To say that post reflected the truth doesn't touch the half of it. Realistically, all HTML5 should have been was <video> tags and a couple of the input field types (date etc) - all the <header>/etc is really just rubbish that people will be forced into fussing over and using for no real reason. Hell, even <video> is questionable - it's something to consider after you've got consensus on standards, not just to force through and hope something emerges from the mess (when in reality we're just going to descend into browser-conditional video formats).

Whilst I use a mix of FF & Chrome for most of my browsing, I honestly don't mind IE8 (other than some speed problems I always seem to have on all my comps), and IE7 isn't really that bad - it's just IE6 that's the problem.

New music file aims to sink piracy using blogs and Twitter

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Flame

Pillocks

Gotta love the music biz:

Q) We're losing money because we don't know what good music is anymore and so hire awful artists - what can we do?

A1) Blame open-source advocates/the general public/free speech/invent fake pirating stats.

A2) Come up with some bullshit to convince people that they should pay much more for ad-/spyware that costs them v. little to produce.

A3) Demand control of the internet to prevent vastly exaggerated pirating that doesn't really happen.

A4) Extort money via entrapment off grandparents/other innocent people that half the time probably don't even know what HTTP stands for because we want to send a message that they're money grabbing bastards ... and that we're not.

Microsoft will issue emergency IE patch on Thursday

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"Several other vulns" as well?

Not to be too suspicious, but does this patch also contain code that should have gone out on the last (very small) patch day but was delayed?

Apple's 'latest creation' debuts January 27

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Pirate

Perhaps ...

I've been growning more and more convinced that they've really made it *due* to the hype, rather than the other way around.

Cyber attack hits law firm that sued China

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Mm

Why not? It was previously undetected, there's no way to pin it on the Chinese nor anything to do even if it was somehow proven, and tbh people have known that this has been going on for years, it's only over the past year or so the public's got wind of reality though.

Security experts dissect Google China attack

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It's like a joke

It really is a joke that even now it seems politicians aren't willing to come out and roast China over this.

Dodgy Haiti earthquake-themed domains point to scams

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Pirate

You know what's next ...

Coming up next - a government bill on a highly restricted whitelist of sites Brits can visit just in case anyone gets scammed/infected/insert buzzword here.

Women to 'chest drive' Bulgarian airbags

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Pun

That sounds like the "breast" idea I've ever heard.

Serious IE and Windows flaws left to fester

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Another way of looking at the title

Call me cynical, but is it just coincidence the title could be interpreted as the flaws *being* Windows and Internet Exploder?

Bono accuses ISPs of 'reverse Robin Hooding' over piracy

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I've honestly only ever 'pirated' about 5 or 6 songs copied off Youtube, but when you get rich, self-obsessed buffoons decrying the disgraceful free speech society we live in and instead hailing China as an example to the world it really makes me want to pirate any of their songs I ever want. Only problem is that (with the exception of Lily Allen who lets face it is as close to mass-produced music as there's ever likely to be so her opinions don't really matter) I thankfully have the sense to not like any of their music anyway.

UK etailer calls self 'the last place you want to go'

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Not the only recent unfortunate slogan

I've seen another one like this recently - Argos' tv ads that say "helping you live for less" as a slogan at the end.

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