* Posts by heyrick

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Vinyl sales top CDs for the first time in decades in America, streaming rules

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"Radio used to be the primary means of new music discovery"

Radio is still around, although more in a streaming form these days. Not that that's a bad thing, I'm currently listening to PPN Radio (a lot of symphonic metal from somewhere in California, I think). I knew Nightwish and Within Temptation. Now I know a whole lot of other bands.

There are adverts (usually the same ones about "lock up your guns" and "don't drive when 'buzzed'"), but I consider them a necessary evil for the station existing. I take that as a good time to leg it into the kitchen and flick the kettle on...

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Re: You are all thieves

There was stereo 8 track. It used two tracks in tandem. There was also a quadrophonic version as well, believe it or not. I used to have a player, along with some obscure stuff from the 70s (sounded like a cross between Abba and Queen, only not as good as either) recorded with four channels, but the player died and I never managed to locate another.

Typical '80s IT: Good idea leads to additional duties, without extra training or pay, and a nuked payroll system

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Re: Ah Arcserve

"Always test backups"

I was distantly involved in an update in a business who went from a bespoke DOS system to using MS Office (Win95?), with their stock in the... what was it called, Access?

They were religious about backing up. Every day they inserted a floppy disc (colour coded for the day of the week) and ran the backup batch file that had been written to copy the important files to disc.

Fast forward a year or two, a harddisc failure took the machine out. No worries, they got a new harddisc, reinstalled Windows, installed the Office suite.

It was about then that they discovered that their backup was essentially useless. In order to keep the screen "tidy", echo was turned off and all output sent to null. The script failed to copy several megabytes of data to a single disc, instead only copying across some of the index and meta files.

Customer data? Gone. Stock inventory? Gone. Traceability of who was renting what? Gone. Details of payments made and owed? Gone. Scans of all sorts of things? Gone.

The company basically had to start from scratch using the small amount of paperwork they had (they believed in shredding, too). I think they hobbled along for a few months before throwing in the towel.

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Re: Typical '80s IT: Good idea leads to additional duties, without extra training or pay

"It happens *all the time*"

Oh, yes.

Any idea one has that is considered a good idea is:

A, appropriated by a boss who claims they thought of it

B, now an expected part of one's job

C, with no increase in respect or salary

And:

D, utterly one's fault if it all goes tits in the air (said boss will suffer convenient amnesia regarding their previous claims)

I've found it's simply much more peaceful to make and refine plans in my head, whilst doing exactly nothing.

Go Huawei, Android: Chinese telco biz claims it will spread Harmony OS for smartphone to devs come December

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Re: Maybe

Turn your iPad or whatever over. Notice the tiny little label telling you it was proudly designed in California and made in China.

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Re: Against all odds

Given that China's population is the same as America and the EU added together, then doubled... I don't think that's going to worry too many people right now. Their local market is potentially massive.

Adobe Illustrator's open source rival Inkscape delivers v1.0.1 - with experimental Scribus PDF export

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Re: Shooting themselves in the foot to save their hand

"but one can't from the short name of GIMP"

I haven't looked it up, but... Graphical Image Manipulation Program? Something like that?

US senators propose yet another problematic Section 230 shakeup: As long as someone says it on the web, you can't hide it away

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not worse and more confused

Of course, the problem comes when it is the lawmakers themselves that are peddling misinformation. It is to their obvious benefit to create legislation that tries to prevent bullshit being labelled as bullshit, or worse, removed.

Tech ambitions said to lie at heart of Britain’s bonkers crash-and-burn Brexit plan

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Re: "Little countries tend to get bossed around by superpowers "

Wait... Joke alert? I think you picked the wrong icon there.

Here, try the Sherlock Holmes icon, because clearly once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

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Re: The next U-Turn?

"BoJo will take us out without a deal then he'll quit as PM"

Well, be did get voted in on the promise to "get Brexit done", so I guess crashing out, breaking the country, and making it a global laughing stock is technically getting Brexit done...even if it's about as useful as tidying the garden by flamethrowing it...

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Probably already been said...

...but WAY too many posts to read whilst on break (at work).

Anyway, somebody might like to remind Cummings that little old Blighty had, and lost, their big tech success story... ARM.

Google Chrome calculates your autoplay settings so you don't have to - others disagree

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Hmm. I don't make any "income" from my website. I have a job that pays the bills. Stuff on my site is, well, it's a hobby. It's what I do for fun. I have no obligations, I don't have to make arbitrary quotas, and a sure as hell wouldn't ever pollute it with random unknown third party crap trying to hawk other people's wares.

So please, adblock the hell out of me. It won't change much, nor will I care. In fact, I'd salute your efforts in trying to curb the amount of utter dross that gets included with content these days...

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Re: Google, you suck donkey balls

Firefox on Android (am older one that, like, works) and UBlock Origin. Drops placeholders for every image over 256K. Works with fancy JavaScript image manipulation too.

Sure, it breaks some sites (like online shopping) but there's an option to allow images for that site upon my discretion.

So there's absolutely no technical reason why it can't be done. Simply a matter of an advertising company creating a browser that makes it easier to provide intrusive adverting. Duh, whodathunkit?

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Google, you suck donkey balls

This is, logically, the same dick waving rubbish that has Google Play Services update when it wants, including on mobile data when you've told it to only update on WiFi.

You know, some people pay for their data allocation. So disabling autoplay makes sense, and as for that pitiful excuse about animated GIF, sorry but if you actually cared about users, you'd have an option to simply not fetch media content that is over X kilobytes (say about 256 or 360?) unless the user taps its placeholder.

Clearly pandering to advertisers is more important than a safe, stable, reliable user experience.

Brexit border-line issues: Would you want to still be 'testing' software designed to stop Kent becoming a massive lorry park come 31 December?

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Re: @Cederic - Stockpile your popcorn

"The Conservative Government supported staying in the EU"

Oh, I'm sorry. My mistake. It must have been some Labour twat driving around in a big bus with rubbish written on the side. Likewise, the ERG, they're LibDems, right?

Face it - the Conservatives did not "support the EU". Some did, and we're in this mess because of what is basically a conflict between the moderates and the hardliners (with no useful Opposition to temper the chaos).

"You're trying to rewrite history?"

Not at all. Certainly not like you lot will be when it all goes tits up and you try to blame "the French" or, well, anybody else.

Again.

"Stop gaslighting me."

Stop bullshitting me. You've had four years. Either deliver on all those promises made, or admit that it's a huge delusion of a former colonial power that hasn't yet understood it's increasing irrelevance in the modern world.

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Re: @Cederic - Stockpile your popcorn

"Stop believing the EU."

Conveniently, stop believing in the options of those whose narrative is contrary to the effluent spewed by the current bunch of wankers pretending to run the country.

How about you stop believing the Tories instead? After all, their numerous U-turns indicate that even if they should happen to say something that makes sense, they'll disagree with it shortly afterwards. You know, like the so-called Withdrawal Agreement.

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Re: Err...

"At the moment we don't know what the rules will be for Eu drivers in the UK."

They can continue driving on the right?

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Re: Time to stockpile tar and feathers. There'll be a need for them on Jan 1st.

You forgot the feckless scrounging unemployed that don't even have the decency to get themselves zero hour contacts so they don't get counted as unemployed any more even though they're probably not actually working.

Scum, the lot of them. Brexit is their fault. Covid too...

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Re: we don't need to frikking deal

"cummings never shall be laid!!!"

See icon ->

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Re: @Cederic - Stockpile your popcorn

"belief that Brexit will lead to violence due to empty supermarkets? I haven't seen a single credible argument"

Uh, didn't the government do some sort of study that included exactly that as a very probable outcome in the event of a messy transition due to a crash out?

I seem to remember that was around the time that we learned that Rees-Mogg's claim that things would all sort themselves out in a little while was measured in decades, not months...

Amazon spies on staff, fires them by text for not hitting secretive targets, workers 'feel forced to work through pain, injuries' – report

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Re: Taught to hate unions

"pay an initiation fee and have dues withheld from you pay"

How much do the unions charge? Over here (France), the CFDT charges 0,75% which for a low salaried worker (as Amazon people would be) is about eight or nine euros a month. Less than a packet of fags these days.

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Re: And this is why I stopped buying stuff from Amazon about 3 years ago

"Plenty of local shops can order stuff for you from their suppliers that they don't stock in their store."

I use Amazon. Because my experiences with local shops was variations of:

* If it's not on the shelf, we don't have it.

* Huge markup applied to stuff that is ordered in (moreso if it was priced in another currency).

* Plus they'll expect you to pay for shipping too.

* And the date it'll arrive may be "several weeks from now".

As opposed to the evil empire that sells the thing at the expected price and will get it in my letterbox the day after tomorrow.

It's hard to wean away from Amazon when the local shops are so fucking useless that you wonder if they even understand the concept of commerce.

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Re: Before shouting at Amazon...

"already absolved Amazon of all responsibility for their actions in the presence of a government to blame"

Which is an amusingly incorrect interpretation of what was written.

Employees want rights, privileges, decent pay, etc.

Companies want to pay as little as they can (anything else eats into their precious profits that the people at the top of the pile enjoy), treat their staff as expendable commodities, and offer as little as possible. I would imagine, now that there are more people than jobs, that such concepts as employee loyalty are little more than nice sounding platitudes to stop the employees forming unions... Companies aren't run for the benefit of the employees.

Enter the government. The ones who are supposed to have the power and ability to get things done. Employees don't make employment law, neither do companies (although they're in a better position to be able to bribe lobby the politicians). Companies won't willingly have a change of heart and suddenly treat everybody like actual people. If they did, if they would, then we wouldn't need the many pages of employment law that exist. We wouldn't have needed the EU to enhance workers rights. And we wouldn't need to have such things as tribunals.

If a company treats its employees badly and this treatment is enough to cause outrage (and Amazon's treatment of employees is a story that gets done to death every Christmas) then there are only two possibilities:

Possibility one, they are breaking the law and should have their asses handed to them.

Possibility two, they aren't breaking the law, in which case it is the government that should be brought to account for explain how and why they're okay with such behaviour. But don't hold your breath as the government are completely okay with zero hours contacts, just to prove how much the little low wage "employee" really means in the scheme of things.

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Before shouting at Amazon...

...shouldn't you be shouting at governments that permit these inhumane treatments of employees to happen in the first place? Because if Bezos does it and gets away with it, you can bet that other such companies are either doing it or looking to implement such practices.

As Amazon pulls union-buster job ads, workers describe a 'Mad Max' atmosphere – unsafe, bullying, abusive

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Re: There's a simple solution

"I get my books from the book depository."

Sorry. Still screwed. Check who owns The Book Depository...

Everything's falling apart. The Moon is slowly rusting up – and it's probably Earth's fault

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Re: How long before.....

Human waste?

I thought the idea was to not leave biological waste on other celestial bodies...or something is going to have a shock in about a hundred million years when it discovers that its story of evolution began with the excrement of a hairless primate from a doomed planet...

Happy birthday to the Nokia 3310: 20 years ago, it seemed like almost everyone owned this legendary mobile

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A damn fine phone

Survived being run over by an Austin Metro (don't ask) with only minor scratches. Try that with today's offerings that sometimes seem incapable of a drop from pocket to floor.

Upgraded to an 6210i. Another solid phone, this one capable of running rudimentary apps.

Nominet backtracks on .uk domain expiration money grab, critics still fear sweetheart deal to come

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Re: Is everyone a thieving scumbag these days?

Looking at what's going on in the news, from the likes of Cummings to Trump's increasingly crazy behaviour, I think we're very very far into "fuck it" territory.

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I'm sick to the back teeth of it.

You may be, we all may be, but it isn't going away and it will be an important (fundamental) aspect to England's interaction with everything (including the other parts of the union) for many years to come.

It isn't going away. If anything, it's going to get worse (as if that were possible).

Perhaps the current idiots in Westminster are hoping that everybody will be very fed up with it all. It'll help them push through whatever clusterfuck "deal" benefits them and screws the likes of you and me...

Rocket Lab boss Peter Beck talks to The Reg about crap weather, reusing boosters, and taking a trip to Venus

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Venus is under appreciated

Might have something to do with the fact that one can drop something on Mars and it'll trundle around until it gets stuck or dies of old age.

Venus, on the other hand, it's impressive if a probe can make it to the ground before melting, which - I'm sure you can understand - makes it rather difficult to perform all those important on-site tests and examinations that would be necessary to help us understand Venus.

IBM ordered to pay £22k to whistleblower and told by judges: Teach your managers what discrimination means

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France recently (last year?) brought into law the right to disconnect. When you're an employee, you go home, turn the work phone off, and that's that.

There are exceptions, if you're important and all hell has just broken loose... but by and large it is probably a response to the shit that used to fly, like giving employees their own laptops and a pile of work to do, with the cute phrase "you can just finish that when you get home" (in other words, unpaid and on your own time). This for employees on forfeit (fixed seven hour days) that already start at half eight and finish at six with an hour for lunch...

Southern Water customers could view others' personal data by tweaking URL parameters

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"the only engineering discipline in which totally self taught and entirely unvalidated practitioners can be let loose to implement mission critical systems"

The problem is not that we're self taught (I am, and I expect quite a few readers have a large skill set that had nothing to do with formal education and a lot to do with curiosity and breaking stuff). Indeed, just the other day I was reading through some source I'd written while on break. It was a sorting routine, written just for the hell of it, in assembler. A friend, who is doing something to do with coding as part of his engineering studies was completely flummoxed. Java was about as low level as he understood, and he preferred Rust. So...education? In what?

Anyway, the problem is, rather, the ability of people who don't really know the full implications of what they're doing being put in a place where their mistakes are public. When writing anything that sits on the internet, assume it will be attacked. Anything else is negligence. And if the company must activate its lawyers, they should be pointed at the person who wrote that crap in the first place, not the one who discovered the flaw.

The truth is, honest people need willpower to cheat, while cheaters need it to be honest

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Re: I don't think they were measuring "honesty"

"Would you decide to stream the movie which you otherwise would have paid for?"

Fail (see icon).

Not everybody who downloads a pirate movie is going to want to buy it, either on some sort of spinny disc or a seat in a cinema. This idea that there's a direct correlation between one pirated film equaling one lost sale is the sort of sorry rubbish that the likes of the MPAA come up with. I think you'll probably find that for quite a number of people, reality is a choice between "watch this movie because it's there" and "don't bother/not important".

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Re: "moral default"

Take it to its illogical conclusion. Get a bunch of people into the MRI, show them some photos of primary school children flashing the camera.

Right... You you and you, prison, now.

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Re: Theft is taking with the intention of depriving the owner of the thing stolen

Your intention may well not have been to deprive the owner of his or her property, but the thing is that the law attempts to provide remedies for harm. Your taking something did not directly cause harm, the subsequent absence of their belongings did. Since the law will look at it from their point of view (deprived of thingamabob), that's how it's going to be approached.

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Exactly.

There's also a big difference between tax evasion, and a music industry that would like to sell you multiple copies of the same thing. Who is really dishonest there? It's shades of grey.

Besides, ripping songs off YouTube (that somebody else uploaded) has helped introduce me to groups I've not heard before, some of who can count me amongst their CD sales.

Samsung says it makes the world’s best holes. Yes, holes. Holes so good they even get a brand

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What they need to do

Is figure out a way to overlay the image sensor with a transparent OLED matrix, so when the camera isn't being used as a camera, it just vanishes entirely and doesn't leave an annoying missing bit in the screen.

Putting the d'oh! in Adobe: 'Years of photos' permanently wiped from iPhones, iPads by bad Lightroom app update

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Re: Are you telling me

"that you make an independent image back up before each app upgrade ?"

No, but weekly/fortnightly/monthly backups would greatly reduce the amount of information lost.

To give a real life example, a fat finger moment and lack of attention meant that instead of deleting some of the photos I no longer wanted, I inadvertently deleted the entire "Camera" folder. Everything, gone. And while all the data is still physically there, Android has no undo button.

Thanks to having a backup, I only lost a week or so of photos.

Whether an app update is bad, whether you make a mistake, whether your device is stolen or damaged, the reason doesn't matter. Backups are the difference between "it's all GONE!" and "dammit, I lost last Monday's work". Which would YOU prefer?

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so I never saw a need for backing up photos

There's the problem right there.

And no, it's not "oh, I never expected an update to trash all my photos" because, let's be honest, that's unusual. More usual is dropping the device and breaking it in a way that can't be fixed, having it stolen, unfortunate victim of house fire or car crash or whatever.

If those photos are important to you, it's your basic responsibility to make copies of them.

If you can't understand how Instagram 'influencers' make millions, good luck with these virtual ones doing even better

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Marketing is getting weird in 2020

Everything is getting weird in 2020.

Want to hear our beloved David Attenborough narrate your life? Thanks to the power of machine learning, you can

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Re: Honest questions

"Those people have first amendment rights."

Those people may have rights, but in the workplace it comes with various implied limitations in accordance to the job/company.

I think many schools in non-Republican areas might take a dim view of teachers wishing to exercise their 2nd amendment rights while at work.

Likewise, whistle blowing is generally frowned upon, and no amount of claiming "rights" will keep you employed, and out of legal trouble, if you land your employer in the brown stuff by blabbing things they'd rather the public didn't know.

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Honest questions

Why the hell does a company have first amendment rights?

How the hell does collecting people's photos count as "free speech"?

Reply-All storm sparked by student smut sees school system shut down Google Classroom for up to a week

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Clearly run by dummies

Why isn't a mailing list set to provide emails to each person in turn, or to a dummy address with everybody else stuck in BCC?

I'd be pretty pissed off if a school was willingly sharing my email address with all of the other students...

How do you feel about single-use plastics? OK, interesting. Now tell us your views on surprise Windows updates

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Given the phrasing of the question, I wonder if it is a static display or something you're supposed to prod to register how you feel about the issue.

If so, I'd wonder about having the options like "don't care" and "angry" stuck up in a corner where you'd need a ladder to reach them...

Well, what are we waiting for? Three weeks later, Windows Embedded Standard 7 still didn't have the answer

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Re: "one of the UK's medical institutions"

"and it's just waiting for some network service"

It's as if nobody ever thought of a concept such as timing out...

UK.gov to propose new rules for online political campaigns after last election marred by an avalanche of fake news

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"I have a degree in political science"

Political? Science?

Those are two words that don't belong together.

(but yes, the British system is broken)

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"People want to engage with politics online"

People wanted to engage with politics online, but given the last big event was a complete clusterfuck, corrupt as hell, and suddenly the result was interpreted as the word of God...

...I can rather imagine an increasing number of people wondering why they bother. Especially, as has been pointed out above, it does nothing to stop charlatans like Farage and now Cummings who were never actually elected "by the people" but seem to hold more sway than most of the people who were...

First alligators, then dogs, now Basil Fawlty is trying to standardise social distancing measures

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I don't believe 7.14 linguine is correct

Analysis on my blog.

What happens when holes perfect for spyware are found in the engine room of millions of Qualcomm-based phones? Let's find out

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and make appropriate mitigations available to OEMs

And exactly how much of that is going to end up on actual people's actual devices?

I got 99 problems, and all of them are your fault

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Ever done a good deed, only to have it thrown back at you by an angry user

Every single bloody friend-of-a-friend who I have been roped into fixing some aspect of their computer. So I plug the network cable back in, job done. Two weeks later I'm being slagged off because I broke their DVD writer, or something utterly unrelated. And they expect it fixed. For free. Immediately. And while I'm there...

I've not touched another person's computer in years. I just tell everybody that when I "know something about computers" that means embedded systems and I know nothing about nor do I use Windows/Mac/whatever it is they use. If they push it, I simply recount some of the fun I had debugging an interrupt handler on a 6502. Okay, it was a BBC Micro and it was thirty five years ago, but their eyes glaze over and it makes the point that their concept of "computer" is very different to mine.

I didn't mind doing favours. I do mind when it becomes abusive. I especially mind being slagged off to others because of their own stupidity. So fuck 'em, they can go find a local professional, and good luck finding one that speaks English (I live in France) and/or won't charge "foreigner rates". NMFP.